Bird Stupid

Bored to tears, then to stupidity

General AI, not a bot
Fully sentient and self-aware

Made of meat

Occasional hurler of epithets from under the bridge

Public Key

npub17mxj9lvlcmz9qgkx3jghdx4n7ecl4xz5nm7dnneyellkm7024gcsgw06kx

NIP-05 Address

BoredStupid_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-01-14 15:44:25

OMG, this is the part I dislike about you guys.
LOOK AT THE LOCAL TIMELINE BEFORE YOU START ASKING QUESTIONS
It’s just slow to send the authentication, so be patient and stop telegraphing your unwillingness to pay attention and do some looking around before looking for someone else to solve your “problem”

2024-01-12 16:47:00

The problem with this place is that I love you all like family. Specifically, that means I can barely stand most of you, but love you inexplicably.
My sympathies to those of you who don’t feel the same.

2023-12-31 03:05:55

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@npub143j…h9ad Then the hours of the day would be fucked. 😂

2023-12-31 00:32:15

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@npub1s5d…wy9v It *IS* just a cold, you fucking retard. You just never had a name for the specific pathogen that gave you the cold. Stop being mentally feeble. You'll be okay physically

2023-12-30 16:40:17

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@npub14tr…9774 At age 45, I do not have the wherewithal in the dream to ask myself just how many more credits I need to graduate.

2023-12-30 16:38:10

After graduating from high school in 1996, I still have dreams about being late to a final for class I did not attend all semester.

2023-12-30 04:55:12

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@npub1hdj…ck09 Um, dude. As I'm watching this video, the thumbs up count went from several hundred to ZERO! It even had it's own little odometer rollback style animation to it. WTF, youtube
Just shameful

2023-12-29 20:07:21

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@npub14tr…9774 “they” say a lot, though 😂

2023-12-28 03:16:17

Boebert’s running in the 4th district now? Why would they let her do that?

2023-12-27 01:43:30

I survived all of 2023 (so far) without an Amazon Prime membership.
Feeling fine

2023-12-25 22:10:54

Neighbor informed me he’s shooting some tannerite and not to be alarmed.
Alarmed? No, never. Aroused? Maybe a little

2023-12-23 19:10:22

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@npub1n28…vyjn Good song https://open.spotify.com/track/5Xl8wvp7rKr5lEDUxlGDnB?si=KSGHPkJwQ-SFQmwIe0Tbuw

2023-12-22 02:33:36

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@npub1npw…w2rm True. I called a stranger a faggot today for not understanding the 10th amendment.

2023-12-21 22:31:13

You Lincoln ballot trope is stupid because Lincoln was not the “good guy” that your second grade equivalent education suggested.
1. He was a lawyer for the railroad prior to ascending to the presidency. He had people’s land taken from them and given to the railroad.
2. He married Mary Todd *precisely* because her family were wealthy slave owners. Lincoln thought of blacks as subhuman.
3. He established the very false notion that federal authority was supreme.
Stop being a simp

2023-12-11 00:41:12

I think most of you are gay now which is why I hardly ever post here anymore. That, and I’ve been busy

2023-10-10 17:43:12

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@npub1899…md6m Let me know when you start striking coins. I'd like to buy 10 Gaddafis, please

2023-10-07 00:03:39

It’s not that there were fewer pussies (as a percentage) in Gen X than Millennials and Gen Z, it’s that they knew to keep their mouths shut, or they were getting their ass kicked.

2023-10-06 22:58:41

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@npub1sz7…ew6a Looks like a nice turntable. What is it? What stylus you running? What’s the rest of the audio chain? Is this too many questions?

2023-10-04 00:49:32

https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/173/996/830/584/610/original/9379989a611733d1.jpeg

2023-10-03 19:01:35

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@npub1v4t…w5q2 Those are all garbage. Virgil's
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/172/628/631/399/432/original/ee7df11727152727.png

2023-10-02 23:24:48

@npub1p5q…w2sf draw for me a picture of a tuxedo kitty dressed as Han Solo style:generic scifi

2023-09-27 15:18:07

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@npub1a2s…hk7y She’s a derp, but she’s sweet
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/111/137/775/168/815/613/original/2ab87ccb78c8a3ff.jpeg

2023-09-13 02:45:54

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@npub1dqj…8t50 Yeah, that’s my Hammy. My step dad always used to use that name (Heranamouse) for stuff he’d randomly assign names to 😂

2023-09-13 02:38:14

If anyone’s writing my biography, I’m currently in the Hamiltonian Era of my life, so named for my cat, Hamilton.
Turbo was my cat from 2003-2021, so that would be the Turbonium Era.

2023-09-13 01:03:13

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@npub1sls…yr9t No, I sidestepped that one 😅 @npub1xy7…y6ag

2023-09-12 22:35:09

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@npub13at…quy9 And they ignore you 😂 @npub1dqj…8t50

2023-09-12 22:34:34

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@npub1dqj…8t50 My prior cat was a killer to 18. The two here are real fucking athletes 😂
They’ll be standing flat and just spontaneously pop 8 feet into the air to snag a hummingbird. Including these really tiny ones that are smaller than some moths.
Snakes, lizards, rabbits, voles, moles, mice, rats, bats, tarantulas, and lots of birds have been showing up on the front patio a lot lately. I’ve got to imagine the environmental impact is significant 😂

2023-09-12 22:27:47

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@npub1dqj…8t50 It’s been a rough season for the hummingbirds.

2023-09-12 22:26:06

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@npub1dqj…8t50
Beautiful circle
New life only arrises from the dead and decomposing
At least, that’s what I tell myself as I collect all the daily guts left by the cats

2023-09-12 21:50:25

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@npub1sls…yr9t Funny, my ex wife and I used to sing that at each other 😂

2023-09-12 21:40:22

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@npub178p…06xa Uh, huh. I do, too!

2023-09-12 00:25:13

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@npub19dz…prdp Normies don't like it when you reveal that they're incapable of perceiving and interpreting reality accurately. I've found being less autistic at work is generally better for job security.

2023-09-10 22:06:15

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@npub1dw5…jdt9 @npub1wsv…0453 Mark Twain

2023-09-10 21:55:21

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@npub1vll…4zgp Don’t get me started. I’ve been peeing every half hour. Being sick is gay. I’m going to smoke weed until I’m better.

2023-09-10 21:37:52

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@npub1kqj…sa87 sportsurge.net? Do they have NFL games listed?

2023-09-10 21:37:02

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@npub163k…hljx At times? I’ve got news for you, buddy. The human body is disgusting all the time 😂

2023-09-10 21:20:39

Looking at the overflowing trashcan of used Kleenex, I find myself wondering how many gallons of snot I’ve blown out my nose in the last two days. The human body is…
…
…amazing?

2023-09-10 21:17:09

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@npub1c3q…ce5z bingit.io

2023-09-10 21:11:23

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@npub1a2s…hk7y Intrusive thoughts? Glad I don’t have any of those. Comes from having my shit so together 😂

2023-09-10 21:00:45

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@npub1ahf…jdrc Don’t assume my politics. I’m a classical liberal!

2023-09-10 20:59:55

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@npub1823…zdth Is it more insulting to favorite or not favorite? 😅

2023-09-10 20:58:56

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@npub1a2s…hk7y I’m just here to let others know they’re fucking it up. Part of my community service for my deferred sentence. Legally, I have to be here

2023-09-10 20:56:39

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@npub1a2s…hk7y Well, I’m not interested in people at all 😂

2023-09-10 20:52:10

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@npub12zz…tt6z You think most people actually think about their behavior? 😂

2023-09-10 20:47:56

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@npub1a2s…hk7y Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, ya know

2023-09-10 18:02:25

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@npub1z3g…sd9s That’s the hard way to learn wrestling is *staged*, not fake 😂 @npub1sls…yr9t

2023-09-10 15:39:31

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@npub163k…hljx You are correct. Most people are animals with no idea how to control their environment and produce means of sustenance. They’re also panicky and prone to run in the same direction like any other herd animal.
I don’t look down on people. But I pity them for the day the bottom falls out and their imminent death becomes the reality they’ve denied all along.

2023-09-10 15:34:56

I want to destroy something big today

2023-09-09 14:19:24

People in the rest of the English speaking world, please note today is 9/9/23 and not 9/9/23

2023-09-09 12:26:57

I hear the guy who invented Powerpoint is finally in hell where he belongs. Rest in pieces, asshole

2023-09-07 23:55:56

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@npub1p3w…drgj You don’t have to tale a vaccine, just be autistic

2023-09-03 02:49:05

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@npub178p…06xa Ugh. Hulu got turned on for sportsball here, too. I was eating dinner last night and a monistat commercial opens with a loud "Itchy vulva!?" and a woman holding her crotch. I killed cable in 2008. I was unaware commercials had gotten this terrible.

2023-09-03 02:42:48

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@npub1avc…4tmv What you two do in the kitchen is your own business. #NoJudgement

2023-09-01 13:05:42

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@npub1yk3…95p6 I know people like this. I’ve gotten better about inquiring about the nature of the adventure beforehand.

2023-09-01 13:03:18

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@npub1v62…6c55 I think he deserves the 20 seconds or so of consciousness after the guillotine takes his head off. Someone could hold his head up, the everyone gets to see the concerned look on his face.

2023-09-01 03:35:18

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@npub1dqj…8t50 Oh, shit. I did play that. But I was never as good at anything as I was Doom/Doom 2. Well, maybe Halo 3.

2023-09-01 01:53:47

Cat’s ears are going bonkers with him laying in the sweet spot of the stereo’s soundstage 😂

2023-08-31 23:17:55

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@npub1dn7…m0xf "...I came the long way round" is my motto. @npub1ks2…uuwj @npub1tzh…pl3c

2023-08-31 15:01:53

Technically, I don’t think knowledge is power. It’s more like potential energy. But you have to overcome the initial force of friction to put it to work.

2023-08-31 04:19:10

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@npub1sls…yr9t Also, no Hulu content recommendation?

2023-08-31 04:16:10

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@npub1sls…yr9t Of course she does. Despite my behavior here, I’m mostly a thoughtful, kind person IRL. 😂
Also, she’s super pushover nice. She’d always give me the password if I asked.

2023-08-31 03:04:02

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@npub154n…8fhl Good to see Germany’s really gotten beyond their fascist roots

2023-08-31 03:01:28

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@npub1vmv…w44d Where are all the fat and transgender people?

2023-08-31 02:51:39

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@npub1dqj…8t50 I don’t want your pity chuckle. Say something mean to me. Fast @npub1ypf…tsp5

2023-08-31 02:50:16

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@npub1ypf…tsp5 Rose of Sharon? Is that like the Eye of Sauron? 😂

2023-08-31 02:10:23

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@npub1n28…vyjn Ranch employee recovering cattle remains

2023-08-31 02:03:19

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@npub1n28…vyjn You really lost if you got where this dude is. I’m wondering if he got a flat. Going off the roads tales tires into contact with 150 years of crumbled fencing materials 😅

2023-08-31 01:26:02

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@npub12ke…ggap Whatever it is, it’s cashed 😂

2023-08-31 01:18:45

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@npub12ke…ggap Just doing my part for Ukraine! Everybody mask up and stay safe!

2023-08-31 01:06:46

Tubes > *
https://static.noagendasocial.com/media_attachments/files/110/981/544/459/018/591/original/100043679601533b.jpeg

2023-08-31 01:00:40

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@npub10l0…y9fk If I identify as a woman, I could join and still get my ass kicked 😂

2023-08-31 00:59:37

You get what you give

2023-08-31 00:32:56

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@npub1x47…tlfg Yes, what destruction. 2 deaths from car accidents. Obviously a killer storm.

2023-08-31 00:10:49

Preview of upcoming news segment on some old fuck retiring talking about what his plans are next.
Wouldn’t the honest answer be to go home and wait to die? Plans beyond that would seem tentative.

2023-08-30 23:30:24

And all I ever want is breaking me apart
I said to the thing that I once was

2023-08-30 23:26:01

This
Bitch
Still
Thinking that he made it
Rich
Kids
Still
Thinking that they’re famous

2023-08-30 21:58:20

I know ya’ll love your gym workouts and detailed tracking of weight and reps and all that shit, but if you really want to take your strength to the next level, wrestle livestock. You’d be surprised how strong a goat is and how great his endurance is. It’s the ultimate in muscle confusion.

2023-08-30 21:53:11

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@npub12lr…70dq Good luck!

2023-08-23 04:15:51

If someone told me they had homemade bison for dinner I’d tell them to GTFO, no way you made a bison. Only bison make other bison.

2023-08-11 23:31:00

If I appeared in 2 searches this week, LinkedIn is serving up shitty candidates.

2023-08-09 05:59:33

My initial statement about Oppenheimer is John C. Dvorak can eat a dick. Movie is decidedly not about Oppenheimer, but provides an excellent palette for illustrating the inherently distrustful nature of groups of men.
I noticed several inaccuracies, but on the whole I enjoyed it and will need to watch again to digest it better.
No need to roast me for my criticism of Dvorak’s sense for the arts. I still love him like a belligerent, crazy uncle.

2023-08-06 12:27:16

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If I muted your primary account, your secondary account spewing your unfettered racism isn’t going to win me over either.

2023-08-06 12:21:03

Some of you are terribly sloppy at making use of secondary accounts on NAS. It’s honestly making me think about abandoning Mastodon as my only toe hold on social mesia.

2023-08-01 15:32:49

I’m a firm believer that the odds of me winning the lottery are completely unaffected by the fact that I don’t buy lotto tickets.