just cell

"cell, the photographer, yaoi lover, boyfriend needy, etc." - yonle@waltuh.cyou
certified fedi microcelebrity (according to https://shitposter.world/notice/B3W0CyBCF7HTZHLbNI)

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

cell@shitposter-world.mostr.pub

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2026-07-24 14:35:31 UTC

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2026-07-21 15:37:34 UTC

for those of you using Full Disk Encryption on your computers, do you store the encryption key on your computer’s Trusted Platform Module? or is it in some other place like an external key or something like a LUKS header?

2026-07-15 12:46:56 UTC

“why did you apply for this job?”
me: i want money.
“can you tell me more about your employment gap?”
me: yes, it was when i did not have a job.
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2026-07-14 11:09:26 UTC

>government runs lottery, sports betting service
>government also has council which tries to spread awareness of the dangers of gambling

2026-07-12 08:46:45 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 @nprofile…t3h7 what's a silver jew?

2026-07-12 08:44:51 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 > Ask anyone who's spent more than a minute in Richard Stallman's presence, and you'll get the same recollection: forget the long hair. Forget the quirky demeanor. The first thing you notice is the gaze. One look into Stallman's green eyes, and you know you're in the presence of a true believer.
> To call the Stallman gaze intense is an understatement. Stallman's eyes don't just look at you; they look through you. Even when your own eyes momentarily shift away out of simple primate politeness, Stallman's eyes remain locked-in, sizzling away at the side of your head like twin photon beams.

2026-06-12 21:02:32 UTC

> discriminating housing based on gender is ok
> so why is discriminating housing based on race be problematic?
common argument i hear from landlords here, but i have yet to hear a convincing counterargument

2026-05-19 07:18:02 UTC

A:10 V:10
THANKS YIFY

2026-05-14 10:00:04 UTC

i wish alt text on fedi didn’t explain the joke

2026-05-10 17:13:25 UTC

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oh the captcha will require google play services to work properly
https://piunikaweb.com/2026/05/07/google-recaptcha-play-services-requirement/
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2026-05-10 17:10:23 UTC

google is developing a new captcha which will require you to scan a qr code with your phone
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2026-04-24 11:46:47 UTC

who is this dude and why do i see him pop up from time to time
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2026-03-31 09:40:06 UTC

i don’t care much for amsterdam but i do want to visit my friends in the netherlands..

2026-03-29 10:08:22 UTC

i mean that’s great and all, but this is the most HN article known to man
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2026-03-29 09:14:39 UTC

why are gamer chairs often ugly plasticky bucket seats far removed from their automotive origins
and not based on ergonomic office chairs instead
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2026-03-29 06:51:44 UTC

war is stupid
konfrontasi was fucking stupid
soekarno leading indonesia unilaterally into economic ruin and diplomatic isolation was stupid
but that’s just one country, imagine if the whole world got into ruin because of stupidity

2026-03-29 06:28:31 UTC

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2026-03-29 05:04:24 UTC

roti bakar telor sambal + teh tarik :emmayum:
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2026-03-29 01:59:59 UTC

@nprofile…muls are there any special JDM only seiko turtles around
50000-100000JPY range

2026-03-28 18:56:37 UTC

MAJOR CARD NETWORKS ARE A DUOPOLY SCAM AND
oh whats this
https://www.visaluxuryhotels.com/
you mean i get perks just for using my card :02peek:

2026-03-28 18:37:50 UTC

>click on link on fedi
>go to website
>website instantly knows you came from obscure girlboss forum because your browser sends a referer header
why is this the default behavior on the internet

2026-03-28 18:20:42 UTC

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2026-03-28 16:16:47 UTC

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2026-03-28 16:16:30 UTC

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2026-03-28 07:48:23 UTC

IKEA, Japan
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2026-03-28 07:40:31 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a Fripp when he has FULL CONTROL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3dicKNdKa8

2026-03-27 10:51:21 UTC

gotta pretend that we’re happy and to hide the pain because we live in a society
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2026-03-27 10:29:40 UTC

i wonder how people end up in jobs they like doing :blobcatpeekaboo:

2026-03-27 09:22:17 UTC

it arrived :HyperNeko:
#nevent1q…4gm0
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2026-03-26 14:37:57 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…f8gx turkey you are so beautiful

2026-03-26 13:31:05 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…wq5k of all the things that convinced me to visit you again
it’s because of the war
i await peace in the middle east and i will fly in and finally meet erik and yumi

2026-03-26 13:23:07 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…xsag @nprofile…wq5k us airborne troops and marines are literally being deployed to the middle east as we speak 😰

2026-03-26 12:56:56 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…tsag do they have mister donut in dubai :peek:

2026-03-26 12:50:45 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag damn you i had to get one too
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2026-03-26 12:05:28 UTC

i’m love my seiko skx009
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2026-03-26 06:12:51 UTC

he is literally me
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2026-03-25 15:11:35 UTC

i just ordered a new watch :yay:
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2026-03-24 18:39:31 UTC

“the phrase has come to be understood as meaning that the only way for prisoners to gain a sort of freedom was to work until they died.”
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2026-03-24 17:25:15 UTC

oh there’s a haidilao in batam
guess i’ll just visit yonle instead of lain..

2026-03-24 16:48:04 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…wq5k "Relax," said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"

2026-03-24 16:44:17 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…wq5k insyaallah i will have enough money to stay at many of the fancy hotels you have over there

2026-03-24 16:42:23 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…wq5k can i crash at your place like last time

2026-03-24 16:39:15 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 and the ones who know otherwise are telling you to get out (for the time being)
but i can understand having to choose between g*rmany and the uae :cat_alien:

2026-03-24 11:36:56 UTC

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2026-03-24 11:36:46 UTC

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2026-03-24 10:22:04 UTC

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@nprofile…cext hmmhmmhmm
things can be repaired si but i guess no one has extended the olive branch just yet :cheems:

2026-03-24 10:18:57 UTC

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@nprofile…cext they get hurt by the rejection; gets awkward, that kind of stuff

2026-03-24 10:00:11 UTC

i’m tired of friends asking me out and ruining the friendship i have with them :raccoongun:
how do i better give signals that i want them as a friend :peek:

2026-03-24 06:33:39 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a the boat: an american miniseries based on the german classic “das boot”

2026-03-24 05:22:40 UTC

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2026-03-24 04:27:22 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 OPEN THE CANAL
OPEN THE STRAIT
MOSES OPEN THE SEA!!!

2026-03-24 04:10:09 UTC

arbeit macht frei

2026-03-23 21:38:38 UTC

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@nprofile…mkw5 おはよう:cat_ktrk_la:

2026-03-23 21:37:08 UTC

why is it that gnu and/or free software threads always devolve into hellthreads :blobcatpeekaboo:

2026-03-23 15:31:46 UTC

many lonely boys and girls on fedi…
maybe there is a solution to their loneliness :peek:

2026-03-23 13:09:06 UTC

girls can be cute too
i guess

2026-03-23 12:44:55 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

2026-03-23 12:29:36 UTC

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@nprofile…mkw5 ことりこ耳！:cat_ktrk_la:

2026-03-23 11:54:30 UTC

today i tried french organic chicken. prepared roasted, served with white asparagus and morels
overall subtle taste, quite refined and european in its restraint, moist, tender flesh but not juicy.
8/10, worth the high price and puts most broiler chickens to shame but still loses to free range southeast asian kampong chicken in personal preference
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2026-03-22 14:57:31 UTC

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2026-03-22 13:21:36 UTC

sometimes i wonder why you follow me
what makes cell so interesting that you click the follow button
:cat_eyebrow:

2026-03-22 12:58:18 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 @nprofile…gar7 gibe animal crossing macos :nook_money:

2026-03-22 12:44:18 UTC

i want to be overworked and overpaid
not overworked and underpaid

2026-03-22 12:32:09 UTC

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@nprofile…wla9 my client is not on leave
thus my “leave” for tomorrow is cancelled effectively

2026-03-22 12:23:25 UTC

Just landed in S.G.

2026-03-22 10:00:13 UTC

today i met oreo
say hi to oreo and his emerald eyes
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2026-03-21 10:16:53 UTC

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2026-03-20 22:32:26 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a parody song based on I Ran So Far away required

2026-03-20 22:19:08 UTC

family: “cell you gotta find a boyfriend”
“you should meet this boy”
are they supportive or just fujos :cat_eyeonyou:

2026-03-20 16:22:02 UTC

go get your asian wives you yellow fevered simps
more asian men for me >:)

2026-03-20 16:01:01 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 関西から来た？163cm？

2026-03-20 15:49:14 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl @nprofile…t3h7 ohey that’s me but here’s the deal
you gotta find me a boy

2026-03-20 15:24:46 UTC

EID MUBARAK (with the boy friends)
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2026-03-20 09:11:12 UTC

lain

2026-03-19 21:53:39 UTC

of course i post one girl and immediately everyone jumps on it
post a boy? silence
boyphobia is too prevalent on the fediverse!!

2026-03-19 21:48:29 UTC

teto
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2026-03-19 21:08:12 UTC

selamat pagi
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2026-03-19 17:23:26 UTC

i’m gay

2026-03-19 16:56:14 UTC

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2026-03-19 16:40:25 UTC

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2026-03-19 11:45:10 UTC

man being a resident of singapore is lonely in its own special ways

2026-03-19 08:19:37 UTC

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2026-03-19 08:02:07 UTC

mutual aid costs for a single person from first world countries can fund many more people from third world countries 🤔

2026-03-19 06:12:49 UTC

i’m too much of a buzzkill right
wish my brain could generate something more positive

2026-03-10 21:05:19 UTC

first time drawing pleroma-tan pixel art :niceshy:
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2026-03-10 15:39:40 UTC

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2026-03-10 09:12:43 UTC

@nprofile…adn0 check out
https://z0r.de/
website filled with random flash loops

2026-03-09 22:15:52 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 LAIN POSTING BOYS 👀👀👀

2026-03-09 22:12:35 UTC

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2026-03-09 21:54:49 UTC

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2026-03-09 12:51:54 UTC

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2026-03-09 12:40:48 UTC

where are these misskey photographers getting all the girls to model for them
are there any boys that i can photograph :meowcamera:

2026-03-09 12:35:55 UTC

A jury member examines baguettes competing for the title of Best Baguette in Paris, France, 5 January 2004
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2026-03-09 12:23:36 UTC

cell mokel 😈

2026-03-09 08:30:21 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 indeed
https://meow.camera

2026-03-09 08:27:03 UTC

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@nprofile…t3h7 but do they have internet connected webcams linked to donation feeders

2026-03-08 21:39:14 UTC

selamat pagi!
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2026-03-08 13:09:41 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a @nprofile…t3h7 hakui’s message changes from “drink more water” to “store more water”

2026-03-07 21:19:39 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…0spr butting in to say they also make ds lite usb charging cables too if you can’t find a charger

2026-03-07 20:50:57 UTC

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