Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Gitmo Nation East but don't hold that against me

My alt fedi account is @carolen

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carolen@noauthority-social.mostr.pub

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2026-05-11 05:49:21 UTC

'The Green Party summed up.
A sectarian Muslim stood by a bloke in female clothing.'
https://x.com/ArchRose90/status/2052878931028476244#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/554/370/786/901/601/original/8a0c9f48bbcbe74a.jpg

2026-05-07 14:43:53 UTC

I missed this a month ago 😔
Not my favourite Rush song but a significant one on many levels
Looks as if Anika is going to fit in just fine 👌😁
Roll on March'27 at the O2 🤘
#rush
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVw-4L59Tw0

2026-05-04 15:10:08 UTC

Passports can be done 100% online here and have been like that for a while now
Took own digital photo, submitted as part of the application, the system did an analysis on the spot and said it was 'very likely to be accepted' or something like that before even completing the payment
Applied on the Friday, new passport arrived 8 days later on the Saturday

2026-04-20 15:43:11 UTC

Urgh 🤮
Just dealt with a blocked drain
Good job I'm not (that) squeamish 🙂

2026-04-18 09:53:43 UTC

Nice to see 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #sussex
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/425/098/430/970/516/original/2643d42cefcd295a.jpg

2026-04-08 14:54:41 UTC

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Good news, they were able to repair the puncture so 'only' cost £32.95 instead of £150+
Big sigh of relief 😌

2026-04-08 14:21:47 UTC

Low pressure tyre warning, luckily was driving close to a trustworthy tyre centre and even more lucky, they could look at the car straight away
Just been shown a spike of metal in the tyre, bloody sod it 😒
Currently waiting to find out if it's repairable 🤞 or if I am on the hook for a new tyre 💷

2026-03-22 19:19:58 UTC

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@nprofile…udc0 @nprofile…e7kf oh god yes, nightmare
The only thing worse was the Izal medicated toilet tissue we had in the toilets at school 😱
https://uk.nakedpaper.com/blogs/news/what-happened-to-izal-toilet-paper

2026-03-22 18:50:44 UTC

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@nprofile…e7kf wow, not seen one of those in years

2026-03-22 14:50:44 UTC

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@nprofile…t344 looking FAB-U-LOUS 😂
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/383/886/365/288/original/38a4c7f5e55c3987.mp4

2026-03-22 12:39:51 UTC

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@nprofile…t344 chic, but on top of a horse, no?

2026-03-22 11:58:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 I know, possibly a tad extreme
Not feeling very well-disposed towards humanity, today

2026-03-22 09:18:05 UTC

"Iran's missiles can now reach London, Israel warns Starmer"
So?
- we've heard it all before (Weapons of Mass Destruction, anyone?)
- Our Armed Forces are so weak, the UK couldn't do anything about it, even if the political class had the will
- Frankly, at this point wiping London off the map would be doing us a favour
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg0lnkkzzxo
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2026-03-20 12:46:04 UTC

'Absolutely insane what Essex Police are admitting here.
"Yes, these cameras are working perfectly for what we wanted, but they have exposed the reality that black people are more likely to be criminals than others, so we must 'correct' this by letting more black criminals off."'
https://x.com/TheMercianNews/status/2034927121294909923#m
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2026-03-20 09:35:10 UTC

Turns out Mary Anning, who was one of the foremost pioneers of palaeontology and who is arguably of the subject of the tongue twister 'she sells sea shells on the sea shore', was 'sick of fossils' 😂
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl4gl0n3l7o

2026-03-20 09:23:49 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz I really liked The Martian but found Project Hail Mary deeply upsetting and disturbing
Think it was the elements of coercion and (let's face it) abuse of the protagonist. The downer ending didn't help either
I tried to give it a second chance and read the book through again but this is one film I'm going to skip

2026-03-19 08:21:10 UTC

'Starmer says the “Islamophobia” law won’t harm free speech
Tory MP criticises a mass open air Islamic prayer session in London
Starmer - “He must be sacked”'
https://x.com/MediaSOI/status/2034393227529170978#m

2026-03-18 12:53:22 UTC

Would be interesting to know just how severe the 'abuse' was 🤔
Have to say, I am unlikely to donate to the RNLI as long as they keep assisting illigal migrants
Maybe it was a strong disagreement but if simply saying to a chugger 'I disagree with RNLI policy' is abuse then 🤷🏼‍♀️
The RNLI has said abuse of its staff is "completely unacceptable" after two fundraisers were verbally abused over the issue of of migrants being rescued in the English Channel.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqlgqxk6d97o

2026-03-09 14:27:22 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 people on X commenting below the line saying it was an insurance job
I have no idea, but it certainly bizarre behaviour. Most charitable interpretation would be the 'chasers' getting Fire Extinguisher Man away because they knew the risk of explosion
Unless him spraying a lithium fire with water made it worse?

2026-03-09 13:02:12 UTC

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@nprofile…3rs3 pence... 100 p in a £
Nowhere is subsidised here 😒 they are already saying we could hit the £1.95/litre we had in 2022 😰

2026-03-09 11:51:13 UTC

"Here's how the fire in Glasgow city centre started. Does this business look legitimate to you? No signage. No company logos or advertisements.
Yookay vape shop has destroyed part of our cities history. This is spreading to Central station and the central station hotel."
https://x.com/MrNChance/status/2030773851915796757#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/199/065/716/760/416/original/02bb41a8f1d5103d.mp4

2026-03-09 11:11:02 UTC

Best petrol price in my area now 6p/litre (22.7p/US gallon, 26.7p/UK gallon more than it was 10 days ago 😑

2026-03-04 08:05:15 UTC

https://x.com/MadDogBrit/status/2028997932557472186#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/169/867/704/591/443/original/bc5e7e63333a9012.jpg

2026-02-27 22:30:06 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy me too, if I didn't need to drive miles for work across the country...

2026-02-27 22:26:25 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy i hear you, if EVs worked for me I would be up for it
Thing is, my latest (2021) petrol car, you can hardly hear the engine and all the road noise is from the tyres which you get on EVs as well. Even moving slowly have had pedestrians not know I was there.
Have to balance ideology to practicality
If EVs work for you then great
They just don't work for me (and perhaps many other people) yet

2026-02-27 22:21:02 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy OK fine
it takes less than 5 minutes to drive on to a forecourt, fill up your petrol car, pay and drive off without having to fanny around waiting for your car to charge and 'enjoying a break' (which is how they sell it) plus them trying to incur extra cost for a coffee , rather than just getting on your way to your destination
Maybe just me, but the thousands of extra minutes that EV drivers incur charging on a daily basis might not be good for the economy?

2026-02-27 22:14:24 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy oh yes I get that, got to make the best money decision
Now the UK is out of the EU we're getting flooded with BYD, Geely and all sorts of Chinese EVs
But the underlying fact here is that home charging carries VAT at 5% and everywhere else is VAT at 20% plus the premium that the providers charge
So barely cheaper than ICE vehicles plus having to wait ages when you need to charge in a public place- and at a price that costs more than filling up at a petrol station
Not great...

2026-02-27 22:02:26 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy will be interesting to see :)
Am not inherently against EVs but they don't make economic sense for my needs yet

2026-02-27 22:00:23 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy is cool, hope it works for you
I live on the South Coast of England, and need to be able to drive to Kent or the Midlands as a round trip without having to spend an hour charging
Hardly anyone here has a driveway so nowhere to charge your car on 'home' electricity which carries less VAT than charging at a public car park
Most EVs in the UK end up spending more to run than ICE vehicles and the govt have announced a per-mile tax to cover the money they will lose to EVs in the future

2026-02-27 21:49:44 UTC

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@nprofile…5ggy those R5s are really nice to look at but I need to drive >400 miles a day sometimes and can't afford long charging breaks
Petrol still the king

2026-02-26 22:40:52 UTC

Got this album in my brain today, it's funny how your mind can work
Extreme III Sides to Every Story
3 groups of songs; 'Yours', 'Mine' and 'The Truth'. The last is a 3-part epic (featuring a 70=piece orchestra) called 'Everything Under The Sun' which in turn is split into 3 sections "Rise 'n Shine", "Am I Ever Gonna Change" and "Who Cares?"
Headphones in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKMj2buOts

2026-02-26 20:24:34 UTC

Ah, beer just tastes better when opened with my Enron bottle opener
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/138/797/134/969/366/original/259a968c6823556d.jpg

2026-02-24 10:50:36 UTC

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@nprofile…jw0c so jealous 😂
They haven't announced ticket prices at the O2 in London yet but with prices like that, I probably won't be able to afford to go 😕
Hoping that they are excellent and that you have a fantastic time! 🤘

2026-02-23 11:07:09 UTC

Amelia says GM
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/119/621/637/576/953/original/3f56d22283c1fbff.jpg

2026-02-20 12:37:53 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0 I have significant doubts, hence the '🤔'

2026-02-20 11:50:20 UTC

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@nprofile…eanz @nprofile…gaa4 true, that 🤫
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/102/805/370/764/952/original/0d50c29d8c903d5f.jpg

2026-02-20 11:44:04 UTC

🤔
A single nasal spray vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, as well as bacterial lung infections, and may even ease allergies, say US researchers.
It is given as a nasal spray and leaves white blood cells in our lungs – called macrophages – on "amber alert" and ready to jump into action no matter what infection tries to get in.
The effect lasted for around three months in animal experiments.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g8rz7yedo

2026-02-20 09:27:11 UTC

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2026-02-19 17:55:04 UTC

https://x.com/colingorrie/status/2024144046965334246#m
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2026-02-19 17:54:29 UTC

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@nprofile…fexr desperation. Hanging him out to dry.

2026-02-19 16:56:30 UTC

"There are, you’ll note, two little words missing from the King’s statement on Andrew’s arrest on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
What’s missing are the words, ‘my brother’. There is nothing in this chilly missive to indicate that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the King’s younger brother. There is in fact nothing human or personal about it at all. Charles could have been writing about a stranger"
https://spectator.com/article/the-two-missing-words-from-the-kings-andrew-statement/

2026-02-19 12:36:16 UTC

I am really hoping that by throwing Andrew under the bus, the Royal Family will finally cause people to wonder what other shady shit these people get up to behind the scenes and what would happen to them if they weren't protected by the system
And then demand other Royals receive the same treatment
It would be deliciously ironic that if, by opening one of themselves up to ridicule/prosecution, they managed to being the whole sorry edifice down

2026-02-19 10:06:15 UTC

Bought a £2 box of random fruit&veg this morning
One of the things was a head of celery, which is something I don't normally touch
Please can anyone let me know of something I could make from it that might make it interesting? Soup is the obvious thing but possible one of you has a better idea?
TiA

2026-02-19 06:37:44 UTC

I don't walk along the South Coast path in Dorset, it's too scary
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1jkx0xy0rdo

2026-02-12 08:59:41 UTC

"I wonder what started this trend? Where could it have come from? 🤔 Because this trend wasn’t happening years ago?"
https://x.com/TheNorfolkLion/status/2021560348298363140#m
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2026-02-03 08:15:46 UTC

"I just watched two men struggle to understand how to use a bench.
When they noticed me, they started to follow me and I had to run away.
I feel like I’m losing my mind. I can’t even go to the shops anymore without being chased by dangerously stupid men.
[...]
But I live in the UK. I’m worried I could be arrested for factually describing incidents I see on the street and the appearance of the men who harass me."
https://x.com/JournoMaddie/status/2016928932503642176#m
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2026-01-30 18:05:38 UTC

So having a bomb factory in your house is not automatically terror-related?
"A number of suspected chemicals and liquids were located and safely removed from the address and have been seized by officers."
It is not being treated as a terror-related incident, it's just 'suspicion of possessing an explosive substance for unlawful purpose.' 😂
A 45-year-old man and a 43-year-old woman, 'both from Farnborough' 🤔, are in custody
https://www.hampshire.police.uk/news/hampshire/news/news/2026/january/two-arrested-after-officers-carry-out-warrant-in-farnborough/

2026-01-25 08:27:26 UTC

She's hit the big time! 😂
"Amelia, created to deter young people from extremism, has been subverted and is breaking out of niche online silos
In certain corners of the internet, on niche news feeds and algorithms, an AI-generated British schoolgirl has emerged as something of a cultural phenomenon.
Her name is Amelia, a purple-haired “goth girl” who proudly carries a mini union flag everywhere she goes and appears to have a penchant for racism."
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jan/25/ai-generated-british-schoolgirl-becomes-far-right-social-media-meme
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/954/786/769/557/834/original/21e71d3fc71642c7.jpg

2026-01-24 21:25:26 UTC

You say it like it's a bad thing
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/952/182/569/465/621/original/1a42175f9675901f.jpg

2026-01-24 09:33:19 UTC

Don't forget to link it to your Digital ID... 🤔
Europe unveils ‘W’: New homegrown social media platform takes aim at big US tech
The launch comes amid growing criticism of X across Europe.
Users of W will be required to verify their identity by submitting a photo, a step aimed at reducing fake accounts, bots and impersonation – unlike Elon Musk-owned X, which allows anonymous profiles
https://www.tbsnews.net/world/europe-unveils-w-new-homegrown-social-media-platform-takes-aim-big-us-tech-1341716
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2026-01-24 08:48:03 UTC

🐕😱😆
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/949/204/214/608/087/original/9344f1030a6feb5a.mp4

2026-01-23 18:54:34 UTC

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@nprofile…5xuv @nprofile…utr3
He is mostly in government due to a 'anything but the Conservatives again' vote in 2024. That is, it wasn't FOR him it was AGAINST the Tories. The First Past the Post system gave him a massive majority so unless the Labour Party 'give in' and declare another election there is sod all anyone can do to get him out before 2029 😒
So we're screwed

2026-01-22 22:55:20 UTC

More 'Japanese' Amelia but this is amazing
Liking the Count Dankula reference at 1:12 🙂
https://x.com/Leaflit/status/2014413490748801248#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/941/206/847/946/671/original/e7816100dc17ed79.mp4

2026-01-22 20:32:47 UTC

👍
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/940/652/689/378/471/original/737f60c7de256138.jpg

2026-01-15 13:34:22 UTC

'The police are doing "Meaningful communication engagement" again.
Every force is at this. Do any of these pictures look like your "community" ? Because the sure don't look like mine.
"The community" is a code word, "the community" is all the police care about, the rest of us can go whistle. '
https://x.com/EvacTony/status/2011408212663124412#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/899/371/343/004/857/original/710e87b3079c10d9.jpg

2026-01-14 07:41:42 UTC

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@nprofile…eanz ads over here are so multi-culti that I only notice one, in the very rare case when it's not a mixed race couple 🙄
They have generally depicted men as dullards here too, it's normal advertising practice
I only very rarely see adverts anyway as I always watch off the PVR and even with a live show, wait until 30 minutes or so in, so I can skip the dross, filler and adverts in between the actual 'entertainment' 😕

2026-01-13 08:07:02 UTC

Sounds like box office gold 🤮
https://x.com/dr_duchesne/status/2010002662104641913#m
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2026-01-13 07:56:35 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/886/718/148/713/615/original/601b13aa5f4002f9.mp4

2026-01-12 21:36:17 UTC

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@nprofile…xr6j exactly 100g of Cadbury Dairy Milk, it appears 😂
https://mobile.fatsecret.co.za/calories-nutrition/cadbury/dairy-milk-chocolate/100g

2026-01-12 13:24:00 UTC

And that's another one 🩸
#NHSGiveBlood #giveblood
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2026-01-10 19:55:50 UTC

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2026-01-10 19:03:47 UTC

"People in the UK hoping for this to happen"
https://x.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2010059769525215482#m
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2026-01-10 18:05:34 UTC

I don't know if this is sad or beautiful
https://x.com/jpsenescence/status/1999512725882335573#m
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/872/122/073/844/585/original/234f89995930d302.mp4

2026-01-09 22:27:02 UTC

"Diversity may, in fact, not be our greatest strength after all."
https://x.com/KonstantinKisin/status/2009655659978174599
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2026-01-08 21:59:30 UTC

I will be playing the 'what county will my wheelie bin end up in?' game this evening 💨
Let's hope it doesn't get too far
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cgez72ln8wwt
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/861/719/755/774/007/original/7ee54ea537a5fc8d.webp

2026-01-08 12:58:07 UTC

The BBC have gone full-on 'death of a Royal' with white text on a black background about the Minneapolis shooting...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7510l1135wt
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2025-12-27 06:43:55 UTC

🙄
UK to offer military 'gap year' to boost recruitment
The paid 12-month course is aimed at under-25s and is part of efforts to help solve long-term recruitment and retention problems in the armed forces.
Applications open in spring 2026 to be part of the first cohort of 150 recruits, with ministers planning for the scheme to eventually grow to 1,000 young people a year.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62dyp9pgd2o

2025-12-25 20:05:24 UTC

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@nprofile…g5mh is something of a personal tradition for me 😂

2025-12-25 20:01:04 UTC

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@nprofile…z3j8 you too 🙂

2025-12-25 19:56:12 UTC

Food has been consumed and The Muppet Christmas Carol watched
Happy Christmas, all

2025-12-18 10:57:02 UTC

Police given tech to track ‘suspicious’ car journeys
Forces could use AI app to track potentially innocent drivers to ‘find and profile’ movements
Police have until now used the UK’s network of more than 12,000 fixed and nearly 1,900 mobile ANPR cameras to generate alerts when a “vehicle of interest” passes a particular location or confirm whether a car with a specific known registration number has been recorded in the area of a crime
https://archive.is/1TRp8

2025-12-18 06:28:00 UTC

"How are they going to send British men to war when they’re all in prison for tweets?"
https://x.com/NJDixon/status/2001453092462604723#m
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2025-12-16 14:59:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4lru 🙏

2025-12-06 11:40:21 UTC

Oh fuck off 😡
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/672/430/396/735/330/original/f50c48b30e800dbe.jpg

2025-12-01 22:35:43 UTC

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2025-11-13 21:12:35 UTC

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@nprofile…2wlf I'm not dead yet

2025-11-13 11:35:20 UTC

Made some sausage rolls
There were more but... you know... tasting...
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2025-11-07 04:57:30 UTC

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@nprofile…v0sv I would say 'too true to be funny' but it's pretty funny 😁

2025-11-03 11:46:24 UTC

"ONE woman-beating crackhead dies whilst being arrested for using counterfeit money, 2000 miles away, and these bastards couldn't get on their knees fast enough.
Countless, entirely innocent, British men and woman and little girls, raped, gangraped, macheted and stabbed to death at dance clubs, in their schools and parks, walking their dogs or catching a train and not one of these arseholes does a thing about it. "
https://x.com/KingBobIIV/status/1984950561142112604#m
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2025-11-02 06:59:30 UTC

Huh, who'd have thought?
"The surge in transgender identification in recent years wasn’t the revelation of a hidden biological truth. It was a social phenomenon shaped by imitation, ideology and institutional reinforcement."
https://archive.ph/Y83xt
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2025-11-01 14:59:44 UTC

Am in London today
The band wasn't bad 🤘
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/475/032/861/284/004/original/ef2345977485c901.jpg
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2025-11-01 05:34:24 UTC

RIP Tchéky Karyo, you were great as Bob in Nikita, entertainingly villainous in Bad Boys too 💐
https://www.bfmtv.com/people/cinema/l-acteur-francais-tcheky-karyo-est-mort-a-l-age-de-72-ans_AN-202510310780.html
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2025-10-31 08:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…vje9 it's arguably a classic although very grim
@nprofile…mecr

2025-10-31 06:24:26 UTC

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@nprofile…mecr @nprofile…vje9 yeah the BBC are doing Lord of the Flies, amazingly Ralph is getting race swapped but not Jack

2025-10-31 03:57:13 UTC

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@nprofile…vje9 something tells me they won't be race-swapping Big Brother

2025-10-29 16:36:07 UTC

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@nprofile…d2y2 I remember visiting the USA for the first time and discovering they had telephones *next to the toilet* 🤯

2025-10-23 05:51:35 UTC

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@nprofile…ctyg very good question
Probably some of the benefit money he got in the UK the first time around 🙄

2025-10-22 20:58:02 UTC

A migrant has returned to the UK on a small boat after being removed to France under the "one in, one out" scheme less than a month ago
The BBC understands the man was initially detained on 6 August and was removed on 19 September, becoming the third person to be sent to France under the scheme. He returned four days ago on 18 October.
The male migrant - who the Guardian has not named - told the newspaper he returned to the UK because he feared for his life in France.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykzx43v0po

2025-10-13 17:22:51 UTC

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@nprofile…ty9z probably paid in beer to some extent🤣

2025-10-13 16:59:06 UTC

Big church
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2025-09-30 22:16:48 UTC

"We don’t want a new country. We liked the old one."
https://x.com/AllisonPearson/status/1972784843948982701#m
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2025-09-30 22:01:21 UTC

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@nprofile…zmej also cake

2025-09-10 05:58:44 UTC

FFS 😡🤬
Every day, another farce
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2025-09-08 11:47:46 UTC

"Why do they need a law change to stop policing tweets?
They didn’t need a law change to stop policing shoplifting, car crime & burglary."
https://x.com/AgrippaSPQR/status/1964703656030372025#m
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2025-08-14 17:07:09 UTC

In Canary Wharf, he clearly has the facial expression of someone who is thankful for our generosity and we can trust…
…said nobody. Ever.
https://x.com/ArchRose90/status/1955721283422830964#m
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2025-08-14 17:00:49 UTC

Charlotte Gill: UK government worked with charities behind anti-Vance and anti-Musk protests
Today I can reveal that the UK Government (under the Conservative party) worked with two charities behind recent anti-Vance and anti-Musk protests.
https://www.charlottecgill.co.uk/p/exclusive-uk-government-worked-with

2025-08-13 08:13:36 UTC

😑
You've got drought: UK gov suggests you save water by . . . deleting old emails
https://www.theregister.com/2025/08/12/uk_government_delete_emails_water/

2025-08-01 05:46:05 UTC

Oh, that's not worrying at all 😮
Radioactive wasp nest found at old US nuclear weapons site
A radioactive wasp nest with radiation levels ten times of what is allowed under regulations was found at a facility that once produced parts for US nuclear weapons, federal officials said
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3dpxr85228o

2025-07-01 07:24:12 UTC

♻️
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2025-06-19 10:04:37 UTC

Miserable fucking country 😔
Lollipop man told to stop giving kids high-fives
A lollipop man said he had been told he could no longer high-five children while they are crossing the road because it slows down traffic.
Neil Cotton, 57, has been working as a school crossing patrol officer in East Yorkshire for about two years.
In a social media post, he said he could not high-five the children anymore, because "it upsets some drivers having to wait another 10 seconds".
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3w469ypxzxo