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2024-05-23 03:44:29 UTC

This account has now been migrated to @npub1rlr…wa9c

2024-05-22 15:58:47 UTC

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@npub1k48…uyly Well, it's a bit hit or miss. "Was I unfunny, or was no one online to see it?"

2024-05-22 15:57:27 UTC

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@npub1k48…uyly At the high end of "attractive", things start to get blurry.

2024-05-22 15:51:49 UTC

1. She is a brunette.
2. She's a goth.
Excuse me for a moment 🥵

2024-05-22 15:33:58 UTC

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@npub193z…8rvz @npub1k48…uyly I can't complain about a brunette.

2024-05-22 15:32:05 UTC

It's been six days over here. On the calendar, it says 24 hours. But it's been six days from where I'm standing.

2024-05-22 15:21:35 UTC

Signs that you're getting old: You punch in your birth year and the current year on the calculator, and you realise you forgot what age you are.

2024-05-22 15:17:56 UTC

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2024-05-22 15:14:23 UTC

Just ate dinner. And second dinner.
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2024-05-22 15:06:33 UTC

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"cilantro" is just the fancy "oh, look, I'm a Latino" word for coriander that Americans like to fancy themselves with.

2024-05-22 15:04:21 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIMEv39v5jU
He wants to cook for his friends, so he's expensing it on the YouTube channel for tax reasons.
He's not that good at rolling burritos. And you don't need the paper towels to soften them.

2024-05-22 14:48:16 UTC

Was it Pavlov or Skinner who said it? I haven't done my homework.

2024-05-22 14:39:40 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed "I was just trying to decorate the place!"

2024-05-22 14:36:32 UTC

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With that said, cutting slack for the author's narcissistic use of the word "avatar", the mind is often under some sort of delusion. And science is just another religion. Fair enough.

2024-05-22 14:21:15 UTC

This is not an avatar.
#ReneMagritte
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2024-05-22 13:19:37 UTC

Don't worry. Nothing happened while you were away.

2024-05-22 12:45:08 UTC

Nå som vi er inne på å sette fyr på ting... Sankthans. Vet ikke helt om helgenen hadde vært så glad for at man skal drive og brenne ting ned og tylle inn på alkohol. Høres mer ut som en protestbevegelse enn en støtteerklæring spør du meg. #norsktut
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2024-05-22 12:43:27 UTC

Nå som vi er inne på å sette fyr på ting. St. Hans. Vet ikke helt om helgenen hadde vært så glad for at man skal drive og brenne ting ned og tylle inn på alkohol. Høres mer ut som en protestbevegelse enn en støtteerklæring spør du meg. #norsktut

2024-05-22 12:31:32 UTC

#norsktut #humor
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2024-05-22 10:46:57 UTC

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@npub12y9…5amv It has struck me. I'd have to be a very unsmooth one. Not exactly Mr. Charming.

2024-05-22 10:42:52 UTC

They accuse me of navel-gazing. But have you looked at my navel? It's great! :ablobgrin:

2024-05-22 10:40:51 UTC

Det tok meg en time å skrive 6 avsnitt. Ifølge min interne klokke har det gått 6 timer. Et døgn tilsvarer altså 6 dager fra mitt ståsted. Ikke så langt unna hvordan det oppleves...

2024-05-22 10:36:30 UTC

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@npub1njh…8ehe Takk for input.

2024-05-22 10:30:43 UTC

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@npub12y9…5amv I have been paid for it a few times, by the newspaper in my home town. So I know I can produce output that gets on print, but being a journalist isn't quite for me.

2024-05-22 10:28:17 UTC

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@npub12y9…5amv I like to write things, but I feel the energy isn't being channeled productively with social media and texting.
One of the few things I can do right in life is to write. And I'm not getting paid for it.

2024-05-22 10:22:19 UTC

En venn av meg kaller det for "gjemmekontor". #norsktut

2024-05-22 09:48:39 UTC

Sitter og skriver på noe. Ser dette ut som interessant lesestoff, hvis det fikk en fortsettelse? #norsktut
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2024-05-21 19:59:51 UTC

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@npub15j9…8ppr If you found yourself in that position, what then?

2024-05-21 19:41:44 UTC

Things I should do: Pay rent.
Things I will fight until my death: My annoying neighbour.
#norsktut
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2024-05-21 19:36:59 UTC

Things any reasonable adult should do: Pay rent.
Things I fill fight until my death: My annoying neighbour.
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2024-05-21 18:36:03 UTC

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@npub147l…vyrc Reasons for shutting down berserker.town.

2024-05-21 15:35:02 UTC

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@npub1vzn…wauw I have a better success rate just going out and meeting people.

2024-05-21 14:54:38 UTC

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Next question: Perhaps you are wrong. In fact not stating the truth at all? Well, I'm just here. I didn't decide on seeing it this way. For further explanation, I ask you to watch out for my next book.

2024-05-21 14:52:19 UTC

The problem with stating the frank truth is that you'll alienate everyone. No one wants the truth.

2024-05-21 14:18:44 UTC

As a straight guy, how are you supposed to tell anyone that:
- You like him/her
- Not in THAT way
- Guys can be sexual predators.
If I claim I am not that kind of guy, there's no evidence. Claiming that might be a red flag. So then what?

2024-05-21 13:03:11 UTC

Announcement
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2024-05-21 12:44:12 UTC

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@npub140w…su0k People you meet if you walk outside will not even know what these words mean.
Is it your goal to win the Internet? Not really mine. Tomorrow, I will meet my gym buddy again. This is a computer and fingers are hitting keys. It's not food, sex, visceral experience, or anything important.

2024-05-21 12:40:32 UTC

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@npub140w…su0k The trumpers are right to be pissed off. Problem is... well, as I see it... that they place the blame in all the wrong places.

2024-05-21 12:34:39 UTC

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@npub140w…su0k Remove the brown and add a cowboy hat and it's the same thang.

2024-05-21 12:31:50 UTC

What they tell you to write: "What do you mean I can't spell right?"
How it sounds: "Watt yeah all mean account spill rat?"

2024-05-21 11:01:11 UTC

Norsk kan være litt vrient. En liten bokstav og plutselig så havner guttungen på grillen. #norsktut
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2024-05-21 10:47:02 UTC

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@npub18c4…syv6 When you have a kid?

2024-05-21 10:22:04 UTC

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@npub18c4…syv6 But something like understanding the fundamentals of budgeting and accounting? That hasn't changed for hundreds of years. Managing your finances is unlikely to become irrelevant anytime soon.

2024-05-21 10:11:07 UTC

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@npub14ps…az4t Knowledge versus wisdom. The latter is synonymous with experience, which you can't gain from books.

2024-05-21 10:06:28 UTC

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Relating to the above: I'm the opposite of the average student. I love to learn and I love to teach, but my academic performance is terrible because I don't do the grunt work. Perhaps more of a knowledge communicator than a hardworking engineer or scientist.

2024-05-21 10:00:11 UTC

I don't think most parents truly care that the kid is a repository of knowledge or that their grades are good.
What they care about is that the kid has a good life. If school didn't exist, but being able to make balloon animals was an important job qualification and indicator of success, that's what parents would want for their children.
I suspect that scholars sometimes forget about this, because they love knowledge for knowledge's sake. They have a philo - love - for Sophia - the goddess of wisdom. They're philosophers, in other words.

2024-05-21 09:28:44 UTC

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@npub13vp…c70q My home is very modest. I rely on the city for a lot of things.

2024-05-21 09:17:44 UTC

Feeling :swole: after the gym even though your arms are still :cheems:

2024-05-21 07:42:03 UTC

Last week was depressing. My gym buddy was sick the whole week, so I didn't get to see him. I didn't have any help around the house. Very few people to talk to. Meanwhile, on the 17th, the whole country was celebrating Constitution Day. Sunday was probably the best day because I went to the Sunday Market at the Strykejernet art school.

2024-05-21 07:30:34 UTC

If I could manipulate my own genes:
- turn off any disease-causing genes
- turn off the ADHD and neuroticism genes
- turn off the early balding gene
- turn on that Asian gene for sweating less
- boost facial hair growth
- bit more melanin, for a subtle tan

2024-05-21 06:48:32 UTC

News site, but it's just me giving today's trending stories a bullshit score from 1 to 5, based purely on how much of it I think I smell. No fact checking.

2024-05-21 06:47:40 UTC

News site, but it's just giving today's trending topics a bullshit score from 1 to 5, based purely on how much of it I smell. No fact checking.

2024-05-21 06:40:15 UTC

They sell bread like this at the local corner store. Turkish sourdough bread, they call it. It reminds me a bit of the best French bread. Doesn't quite reach up, but is miles ahead of what I can get at the nearest supermarket or bakery.
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2024-05-21 06:22:28 UTC

Okay versus amazing French bread.
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2024-05-21 06:14:22 UTC

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Before the Internet, my understanding of "sandwich" was this (and the ones with French bread were "landgang" [gangway] or "baguett"):
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2024-05-21 05:25:37 UTC

Trying to avoid processed food.
I just swallow everything whole now, to avoid processing by my teeth...

2024-05-20 22:04:22 UTC

"What would you do if you could do anything you want?"
A question I found surprisingly hard to answer when I was asked about it the other day.
Sounds worth taking some notes on. Because it's the opposite of problem solving. It's asking you to use your imagination boundlessly.
Many things that people wish for in life are really just solutions to problems. So, assuming that all your problems are already solved, or are easily solved, what comes next?

2024-05-15 08:11:35 UTC

More people need to be reminded of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum
"Hitler liked dogs and women. Therefore, dogs and women are bad."
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2024-05-10 04:47:19 UTC

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@npub1qkt…9qas Really? Why have I never encountered any Americans talking about donerkebab? I have only heard them refer to Greek gyros occasionally, which are similar.

2024-05-05 08:33:36 UTC

The potato might be a superfood, but it's also an extremely boring food. If I wanted to solve all life problems, I could swear by the potato. Unfotunately, this is not how life works.

2024-05-05 07:24:44 UTC

The cost of running a Mastodon instance:
1 TB of storage (an outrageous amount of storage if you ask me) is what you need for 35 active users, and it'll cost you €14/mo at Scaleway (European cloud provider). On top of that comes €38/mo for the web server, counting in at €52/mo.
Can you imagine how expensive it gets for a popular instance?
#mastoadmin

2024-04-25 18:13:16 UTC

I'm teaching how computers work. What are you doing?

2024-04-25 11:37:26 UTC

What do you wanna be when you grow up, then?
I'm 40 and I still don't know!
Offer your suggestions.

2024-04-12 18:35:22 UTC

🤡
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2024-04-04 10:48:58 UTC

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@npub1qms…usxy Well, I may not be the best sample in your data.

2024-04-04 10:33:20 UTC

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@npub1qms…usxy I do not believe she did. Well, except for washing as a small child. But I don't believe that's what you meant.

2024-04-04 10:29:18 UTC

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@npub1qms…usxy I have not. Why do you ask?

2024-04-04 07:38:10 UTC

You know, many people are good at churning out long texts. The thing is, you can do that, and end up with something that no one wants to read. A friend of mine wrote a dissertation for his master's degree and he passed with that. But (and I love you buddy, don't get me wrong) it wasn't good writing. No one would want to read that. It satisfied the requirements for the degree, but it was not an enjoyable text.

2024-04-03 04:28:20 UTC

I let the bag of meatballs I bought sit in the fridge for too long. They didn't exactly go bad, but they started to taste... not great. So I threw them out.

2024-03-24 03:21:25 UTC

Does anyone happen to know how to tell KiCad that pads are just for mounting and don't need a pin number?
#electronics
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2024-03-20 12:05:57 UTC

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@npub1phg…a280 Life isn't about that. You're more than your genitals.

2024-03-18 18:21:51 UTC

Chaos Lord
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2024-03-18 13:24:45 UTC

Reminder that the ARM processor - which now dominates the mobile market completely - was originally a British design. Europe is far from being an insignificant player in tech, even if it doesn't have the most successful consumer products. May I also remind you that the KiCad CAD software was designed at CERN, Switzerland and is used by companies all over the world to design printed circuit boards?

2024-03-15 08:58:51 UTC

I got a new pet.
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2024-03-14 18:40:45 UTC

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@npub15dz…h56t Also gave me an excuse for a bus ride. Kill time.

2024-03-12 16:54:09 UTC

I have turned into one of those people who listens to loud music (metal) because it calms me down.

2024-03-02 23:35:09 UTC

🍸
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2024-02-12 18:58:32 UTC

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@npub1mc2…fnkj ↑ ↑ ↑

2024-02-12 17:57:02 UTC

This stuff is waaay too sweet and sour. It's like drink syrup. I had to dilute it with water 1:1 to make it drinkable.
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2024-02-08 05:35:26 UTC

Fire alarm in the condo. Went down to the lobby and checked which apartment unit triggered the fire alarm. Then went and found that apartment. Someone knocked the door and the tenant opened. There is no fire there. False alarm. I went upstairs again. As tenants, we can't make the alarm stop. Someone has to come here and do that, unfortunately. If I had the keys to that system, I would have stopped it. The landlord should pay ME for living here.

2024-02-04 11:03:06 UTC

Almost all the mountain passes between east and west Norway are closed because of snow.

2024-02-03 12:27:08 UTC

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@npub1l0d…m7km I take it you have looked at notes for what the show is about? It sounds like you did, but you didn't mention it.

2024-02-02 10:24:12 UTC

Lunch appointment with friend. This restaurant has a sense of humour.
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2024-02-02 07:58:02 UTC

Me: Ugh, let's get away from all this stress and drama.
Me later: Why am I so indifferent to everything?

2024-01-30 14:33:55 UTC

Man, it doesn't take much to disrupt public transportation in Oslo these days. A little bit of snow and buses, trains and trams get stuck. What is going ON? This is NORWAY. There isn't even all that much snow, and all the systems are failing. The tram I'm in can't move because the automated door system is glitching. It doesn't like the snow and cold. Everything is fine, mechanically speaking. Buses can't climb hills because we made good winter tires illegal. Jesus Christ. 🙄

2024-01-30 07:14:56 UTC

I think I can continue as a developer on the condition that I'm given work that's somewhat above my skill level, not well below it. I was a senior developer in my final position before calling it quits in 2020.
Attached is my redacted resume. DM me if I look interesting for a position at your company, especially if you're hiring people from abroad and I can work remote.
Work samples from the resume:
https://saga.berserker.town/thor/ably-bed
https://saga.berserker.town/klang-modular
https://saga.berserker.town/thor/sketcher2
https://saga.berserker.town/thor
https://observablehq.com/@thor
https://thorwegian.bandcamp.com/
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2024-01-29 16:33:41 UTC

Does cooking take time? Yes. Can be a hobby though. Steals away time from doomscrolling and Netflix, but you're living, you know?

2024-01-29 15:53:14 UTC

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My taste buds are so confused.
Am I eating Norwegian fish, a French sauce, a curry, or a Turkish street food?

2024-01-29 12:57:04 UTC

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@npub1q6j…70ra https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew%27s_harp

2024-01-29 12:54:52 UTC

Wondering if one of these should be on my wish list.
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2024-01-27 12:06:10 UTC

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@npub1ral…h708 corner
part
You said corner. That's the same as part.

2024-01-27 12:00:33 UTC

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@npub1ral…h708 Can you go back and see what you wrote?

2024-01-27 11:58:23 UTC

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@npub1ral…h708 Which part is that?

2024-01-24 13:27:50 UTC

Job advisor listened to my music and said that there is a lot of high quality stuff there, both in terms of composition and production.
I get the impression that he's taking me a bit more seriously when I talk about music now. I wasn't sure if it was going to have that effect.

2024-01-19 20:30:00 UTC

This prime minister's cabinet has been marred by scandals.
Sandra Borch was just added to an ever longer list of ministers who have had to resign.
She was the Minister of Research and Higher Education until she resigned today, after news site e24.no discovered that her old master's thesis contained plagiarisms. She had used excerpts of other master's theses without citing them.
Especially embarrassing for a minister who has focused heavily on combating plagiarism.
She held a short press conference this evening at 8 where she resigned, apologised and left without answering any questions.

2024-01-19 20:07:55 UTC

First Norwegian went to space today. 🇳🇴 🚀
Marcus Wandt mostly grew up in Sweden and wears a Swedish flag on his uniform, but his mother is Norwegian and he holds a Norwegian passport.
He is the only person in the world with a Norwegian passport who has ever been to space, arguably making him the first Norwegian in space.
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2024-01-19 01:23:03 UTC

Mastering the art of sitting like this in almost any chair, no matter how uncomfortable they designed it to be.
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2024-01-17 18:43:02 UTC

I was never big on jars. We didn't use them much at home. But I buy a lot of pickles and kept throwing these perfectly good airtight glass jars away. I figured I might as well use them for something practical. I'm finding some satisfaction in storing things in jars.
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2024-01-15 06:41:26 UTC

Modern pop songs sound really basic.
While pop songs have always "sounded basic", there was a period lasting from the 1950s and into the 2000s where music recordings were more elaborate.
You might call it the Studio Age, because it was a time when most music was recorded in professional studios on fairly spacious budgets.

2024-01-14 20:33:29 UTC

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