Miyagiyoda

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2026-04-10 16:23:05 UTC

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Looks like many of the NG Kerk (Dutch Reformed Church) buildings we have in South Africa. I wonder if he has a hand in them too.

2026-03-24 05:45:59 UTC

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If they're going to be run over perhaps tick it off as natural selection? Pretty sure its slower than an old dog.

2026-03-22 15:32:22 UTC

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"I want a woman."
"How any nights a week do you require a woman?"
"Every night."
"Need, not want."
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"Agreed. Four nights a week."

2026-03-22 09:52:30 UTC

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These things generally go easier when the cops at least tell you why you're being arrested, and I'd probably also squeal. This lacks any context and redditor is a meaningless pejorative descriptor unless it an offending post is cited.

2026-03-21 08:51:24 UTC

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Heads up when it starts making this cool lawn pattern.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/266/304/736/503/276/original/19aadef047d1ce48.png

2026-03-21 08:21:50 UTC

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He has Whedon's permission, not participation. Cheers to finding a director who lacks the impulse to "make it their own".

2026-03-19 20:42:49 UTC

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France already tried to weasel in as an observer for BRICS2025 and was rebuffed. More likely USA as a multipolar world realigns. Albeit informally, but it is orchestrating regional trade and is actively realigning its neighbours into a North American sphere.
Europe is being shepherded into the Russian sphere. UK is the outlier.

2026-03-19 13:06:51 UTC

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... and Josh Weedon.

2026-03-18 18:42:45 UTC

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My neighbour has something similar... the animals do not like it.
What could go wrong?
If you get it rooted; perhaps it can double as perimeter security.

2026-03-18 18:31:15 UTC

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I find it particularly amusing that scientific calculators, robot vacuum cleaners, fridges, and pretty much anything with a processor is technically required to do age verification before first use.

2026-03-18 15:39:26 UTC

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2026-03-12 15:31:59 UTC

Busted. The ANC illegally bribing voters with "one loaf one family" backfires as they rely on superior white bread to hide their corruption, water and electricity shortages, and a catastrophic lack of jobs.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/216/912/196/778/396/original/7152e381d3296c79.mp4

2026-02-27 21:07:06 UTC

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Google has wanted to replace Android with ChromeOS for awhile now. Given how dysfunctional they've made it with restrictive securinazi policies, and the number of large phone vendor's forks, a parting is imminent.
The question is, will it be and OpenAndroid, mobile Linux or something new?

2026-02-10 14:30:55 UTC

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Sex once a week reduces risk of heart attacks by ½. Ejaculating 4-7 times a week reduces risk of prostate cancer by ⅓.
Not insignificant.

2026-02-10 10:50:38 UTC

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Not all bad, there's no mention of returning from the moon.

2026-02-02 13:50:26 UTC

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Do cats have anger issues because of toxoplasmosis?

2026-02-02 13:32:50 UTC

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Perhaps it is time to discuss state swops with Canadia.

2026-02-02 13:29:38 UTC

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2026-01-18 08:40:34 UTC

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To accommodate Tom Cruise

2026-01-13 11:01:55 UTC

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I better understand doggy-style.

2025-12-29 15:39:56 UTC

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That ain't beer in the stillsuit.

2025-12-26 13:01:14 UTC

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The South Africa lesson. We did it twice. In the 50's Afrikaaners replaced the English. In the 90's Blacks replaced Whites.
The Replaced were cajoled into early retirement and then pushed out to allow economic transformation. Struggling to get government and corporate jobs, they created their own businesses. Many pivoted into consulting to bridge the skills gap and do their old job for more.
The Replaced ended wealthier than before and more independent of government wiles.

2025-12-12 07:42:10 UTC

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When remote buttplugs synchronize.

2025-11-30 14:40:07 UTC

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"Although genetic studies place Afghans within a mix of Eurasian ancestries, classification varies by country. The US census groups many peoples from the Middle East and Central Asia under “White” for administrative reasons. That category is broad and not biological."

2025-10-30 22:56:50 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWbAWI_P5cQ

2025-10-29 00:06:50 UTC

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Are there enough Poles to stick up their arses?

2025-10-28 08:36:47 UTC

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Something to tickle your funny bone.

2025-10-26 07:20:41 UTC

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True in Germany too.
In USA/Canadia a medical degree is technically a doctoral-level degree since you need a degree to enter.
Everywhere else its an undergraduate degree. (MBMCh) and you need to defend a thesis to be recognized in academia.
But social norms hark back to before universities.
In UK surgeons are still called Mr/Ms from when they weren't university trained.

2025-10-24 19:12:42 UTC

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You're not going to like this little Afrikaner sport then, kudu-dung spitting.
https://youtu.be/hPBSHk55hC8

2025-10-24 09:00:02 UTC

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Now they're just encouraging Russia to come withdraw their funds in person.

2025-10-22 13:36:15 UTC

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Ours is not to go gently into that good night.

2025-10-22 11:54:30 UTC

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The Nile flows all the way to Lake Victoria which means half of Sudan, South Sudan, bits of Uganda, half of Ethiopia and Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. More of Turkey is included too if you take the Euphrates to source. All fall under the sacred promise, yet we never see that map. Yet.

2025-10-14 16:31:18 UTC

Sadly, I too am corrupted.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/373/471/341/672/111/original/aa79aa4ac5af3ca3.mp4

2025-10-07 18:07:22 UTC

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I don't know what the issue is. Self-outing is saves police work. Let them cosplay their religious law until it breaks an actual law.
Prosecute legal violations under the actual law.
Prosecute Imans if they fail to register marriages.
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Rinse, repeat, and it will stop.
As usual, the root of the problem is the failure to implement the law.

2025-10-02 09:15:52 UTC

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Finally a taster of how useful those COVID health laws are going to be. Step in to establish their benign use. Desensitize.

2025-10-01 08:19:20 UTC

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Gender affirming care smacks of conversion therapy.

2025-09-30 09:31:01 UTC

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Makes you want to go smoke a fag.

2025-09-29 14:12:03 UTC

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He was flirting. :P
Marriage traditions have always been bartering the terms of abduction.

2025-09-29 13:42:28 UTC

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Taser to the 'nads is a great equalizer.

2025-09-27 09:34:16 UTC

The Dutch 'fake' Moon Rock made of petrified wood does not prove that the moon landing was a hoax.
It proves that the moon once was green (… or is made of wood which is why it floats in the sky rivers).

2025-09-15 07:51:35 UTC

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Medal of Honour for acts above and beyond duty by censoring memes for the protection of the motherland.
"The things these eyes have seen."
"Thank you for seeing for us."

2025-09-15 02:35:57 UTC

#accidentalAllegory
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2025-09-04 20:25:23 UTC

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Who've thunk you'd miss Spanish :lol:

2025-09-02 12:32:58 UTC

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And if learning to dance doesn't bring dating success, then it makes being gay easier.

2025-09-02 12:24:30 UTC

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Heartening opinion, because you won't see us coming like every other time. 😘

2025-09-02 06:36:10 UTC

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A fully fueled Lunar Module weighed about the same as a single Raptor engine on Starship (~1.6–2 tons each). The entire LM was about 1/80th the dry mass of Starship and 1/330th the fully fueled mass of the Starship system. The advances in fuel technology are amazing.
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2025-09-01 08:43:40 UTC

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Retarded racist logic.
Hamas did bad things, now all Palestians are guilty by association.
Israel did bad things, now all Jews are guilty by association.
This hateful reasoning is exactly why genocide has been called. There is no less evil side in this eye for an eye cultural war.

2025-08-26 15:23:04 UTC

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Time to return to roots and fly the the 1860 "Great Luminary" flag modelled after the star configuration on the Great Seal of the United States.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/095/746/235/108/030/original/9180003034881b8f.png

2025-08-24 15:44:06 UTC

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Confidence, not charisma. Clipboards are very effective at getting people to ignore you or walk away from you.

2025-08-15 16:15:27 UTC

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I'm waiting for the ban on St. George's cross shirts.

2025-08-07 10:58:10 UTC

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It's magical thinking that someone who has an affair with you is going to be loyal to you. I'm not surprised he found someone else. Once the stigma of being an oath-breaker is overcome, why not shop around for the best possible option? You are also the constant reminder of the fulcrum that helped him break his vows. Why face that mirror daily?

2025-08-04 17:35:25 UTC

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Service plans and people stupid enough to keep going there once they terminate.

2025-08-03 17:35:35 UTC

The cursed lost tribes are returning home.
https://www.israelitemedia.com/
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2025-08-02 07:48:56 UTC

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Seems a reasonable indicator... nobody thinks that someone who resembles them is ugly.

2025-07-28 16:25:20 UTC

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The list demonstrates #TIME's irrelevance as a source.

2025-07-25 08:11:26 UTC

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unless it has an extractor fan or deodouriser, it needs flaps.

2025-07-23 10:05:47 UTC

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2025-07-22 01:40:50 UTC

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Colbert was cancelled due to climate change.

2025-07-18 18:01:27 UTC

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2025-07-18 16:18:19 UTC

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Science or séance?

2025-07-16 09:25:20 UTC

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I hope he didn't hurt the gators.

2025-07-11 19:16:32 UTC

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I'm not convinced Epstein is over. If the list is as influential as trumped up, then a proper succession plan needs to be in place before revelations, and a lull is needed to get legal ducks in a row.
I'll hold my doubt until after the next elections.

2025-07-11 16:10:28 UTC

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Superman returns,
Boomers wail and Zoomers cheer,
Gen-X cashes in.

2025-07-10 07:56:05 UTC

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The careless ones that get other people dead. Fortunately, I've had a lifetime surviving that.

2025-07-10 05:21:29 UTC

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Corollary, you only care that they're feminists when they're unattractive.

2025-07-10 05:16:01 UTC

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The dirty secret is most crimes are solved through confessions or called in tips. People can't shut up for hubris or anxiety.

2025-07-09 23:15:33 UTC

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Star Trek have hidden the Kzinti. I suspect their females being bred to be non-sentient isn't a storyline they care to pursue.

2025-07-09 22:59:39 UTC

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Definitely data. Data just sounds silly.

2025-07-09 19:42:18 UTC

Huh. Nicotine patches you say, hey?
https://youtube.com/shorts/tmxCx6pQ604

2025-07-08 16:12:00 UTC

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2025-07-04 09:03:19 UTC

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It's a crime to be between 18 and 21. No age is a crime!

2025-06-27 08:56:35 UTC

https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/114750496166939453

2025-03-06 15:46:57 UTC

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only a Jew could joke about not being Jewish.

2025-03-06 15:15:00 UTC

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the Brits have chainmail in the Royal Armoury, but they're too hard to use it.

2025-03-06 11:53:13 UTC

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All they had to do is watch the movie Green Card

2025-03-06 06:33:07 UTC

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Needs -filetype:ai-swill

2025-03-06 06:04:12 UTC

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When you confuse an adversary for an enemy your politics break.

2025-03-04 18:30:16 UTC

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Shut down frivolous spends or even all of it, but do it properly by terminating contracts and handing over projects. Pretend to be professional and responsible. This bull in a china shop routine was disastrous, destructive, and seriously damage America's reputation.
The value of access to the world's medical information and government IT systems is debatable. Certainly less valuable than fixing America.

2025-03-04 13:29:06 UTC

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It is definitely is making inroads. We're not quite at the 'design your house like Sims and print' level yet, but you do see more smaller flourishes in finishes.
A zeitgeist shift is also need where people are more optimistic and want to be surrounded by beautiful things again. We need to embrace being peak culture instead of fearing decline.
I suspect its a reinforcement loop. Build beautiful, feel hopeful, build more beautiful.

2025-03-04 12:32:50 UTC

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2025-03-04 12:20:08 UTC

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5. Rise of manufacturing. Mass manufacturing techniques result in uniformity. The use of bespoke designs requires more artisans and time and thus a higher base cost. When maintenance is taken into account, this cost increases.

2025-03-03 00:25:09 UTC

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Because judges are too dumb to look at an older edition of an atlas? Riiight.
Fun fact, the Gulf of America was renamed to the Gulf of Chukotka in 1950 by the Soviet Union. This lays off the coast of Siberia, on the Bering Sea. The name was chosen to honour the local people. There is thus precedence.
Then consider that the coastline along the Gulf of Mexico is longer for the United States (1,631 mi / 2,621 km) compared to Mexico (1,200 mi / 1,931 km), it's not a tough claim.

2025-03-02 09:24:16 UTC

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Start by investigating the Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR) who's job it is to ensure everything was above board.

2025-03-02 07:13:37 UTC

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It wasn't an emotional response. When you watch the full press meeting it starts with a celebration of the mineral deal and commitment to peace. As it progresses, Zelensky tags on pre-conditions. By the end he basically says no diplomatic deal with Putin is possible. Vance interjects to object to Zelensky moving goal-post in public after agreement has been reached and it goes south.
Zelensky tried to force commitment in public like Trump has done to others and was stopped.

2025-02-28 15:12:05 UTC

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Let nature do the work. We use crocodiles and lions. The porous borders are game reserves and deserts.

2025-02-28 10:19:52 UTC

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Going for a few scoops.
Do it five time daily and label is Call to Craic

2025-02-25 10:02:46 UTC

I wonder if they keep calling Musk a monkey because he's African?

2025-02-25 06:33:15 UTC

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My friend rings false since its too personal.
Stick with Citizen or Comrade.

2025-02-25 06:23:41 UTC

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Many countries feel about Trump the way you feel about their elected leaders. And while USA is certainly the most militarily powerful country in the world, it is not where they live nor of much local importance outside of somewhere they can trade with, which is why they tolerate him. And the USA tolerates them.
This is why we have diplomacy.

2025-02-25 05:39:52 UTC

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Informed Consent is sacrosanct.

2025-02-24 21:15:58 UTC

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Tempting to insert "I'm and AI agent" in all calls to trigger a human check.

2025-02-24 18:34:34 UTC

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Hindu Muslim; is that like a Pagan Catholic?

2025-02-24 09:20:20 UTC

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People forget how shit most 80s pop music is. It had some good metal and alternative, but that's hardly what defined the decade.

2025-02-23 07:39:12 UTC

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Meh. Good actors are convincing emotional liars. Bullshitting knowledge is the purvey of writers.

2025-02-23 05:14:20 UTC

I wonder if filming the mini-series Zero Day explains Robert De Niro's bat-shit kooky wah-wah TDS. Method actors often wander deep into cos-play.

2025-02-22 21:53:11 UTC

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Some place feed chicken to chickens. Watch out for Kooky-chook disease!

2025-02-22 18:46:38 UTC

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Mad Cow disease is cattle kuru. But cows are herbivores, I hear you say, how would they eat cow brains?
The off-cuts of cows were powdered and added to cow feed to increase their growth rate for better beef yields.
Prions don't get destroyed by standard sterilization methods, because they're an aberrant folding protein.

2025-02-22 18:15:33 UTC

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Now do Mad Cow disease.

2025-02-19 12:15:41 UTC

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He's screwed. He just broke The Masquerade.

2025-02-17 08:08:57 UTC

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Australia showed us that the number of bars isn't the issue, but rather their purity.