Obi-Two al-Menashani 🦡

When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Da diddley, qua qua, da diddley, qua qua!

In search of an Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.

dum vivo ego te cantet

How about that, Mr.Fung?!

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2026-05-05 11:11:43 UTC

@nprofile…lsen invite the third world in…
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2026-04-28 23:57:45 UTC

Here is Lake Winnebago yesterday, just up the road from @nprofile…5ngd. Hope you’re still dry!
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2026-04-26 00:48:38 UTC

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Guyz!!!! I got on the Jumbotron! I won a jersey!!’

2026-04-25 21:46:11 UTC

Hoping to get a foul ball
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2026-04-20 13:50:15 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen it’s true. As long as you’re with your parents and they say it’s OK, you can have yourself a shot of bourbon, or a brandy old fashioned (the state mixed drink) if you’re underage.
I tried to get @nprofile…hzay to let his 12 y/o HR have a beer last year when we are at dinner. Unfortunately he was too good of a parent.

2026-04-18 23:27:03 UTC

I’d like to give this a try.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/428/296/129/126/240/original/2a5d353cade10adc.mp4

2026-04-18 21:56:02 UTC

Anyone up for a round of golf?
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2026-04-18 02:16:02 UTC

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@nprofile…zm60 it’s quite a show

2026-04-15 02:34:39 UTC

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@nprofile…7m0e I saw him in ‘90. He did a free show at a lakefront festival. Was still good.

2026-04-14 21:22:29 UTC

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@nprofile…7m0e yeah, I have all his stuff up until about ‘89. After that he sorta fell off the map for me.

2026-04-14 21:19:37 UTC

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While there have been surprises (at least to me) I believe we have a fine crop of babes in the Sweet 16.

2026-04-14 17:10:17 UTC

Here is your #2026TourneyOfBabes sweet 16.
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2026-04-14 11:22:31 UTC

Billy Squier’s Don’t Say Now turned 45 yesterday. One of the first artists that hit it big because of MTV. This is my favorite song off the album:
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2026-04-12 21:43:32 UTC

This is the sort of shit you have to put up with at colleges nowadays.
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2026-04-11 22:35:43 UTC

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@nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…7ddz no, I meant the video of the song. It was there when I first posted it, but just got back in from working outside and I didn’t see it.
I fixed it though. TASTE IT!!!

2026-04-11 22:25:28 UTC

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@nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…7ddz where did the video go???

2026-04-11 16:25:54 UTC

We’ve reached another Saturday, which means a wonderful weekend is at hand. So this is your reminder to once again #TasteTheGoodness of the biscuit today, and every day! @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…7ddz

2026-04-11 02:41:56 UTC

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2026-04-08 18:26:27 UTC

A disappointing Election Day in WI yesterday. We are not quite Illinois yet, but we are well on our way.

2026-04-08 15:49:07 UTC

Today’s second matchup for the #2026TourneyOfBabes comes from the 00s & 10s bracket. The model best known for her work in the SI Swimsuit edition, and Victoria’s Secret, Marissa Miller, is taking on American actress best known as the wisecracking, Cheesecake Factory waitress and nerd girlfriend from Big Bang Theory, Kaley Cuoco.
Vote for the hotter of the two.

2026-04-08 01:12:57 UTC

That was a good tour
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/366/427/322/190/830/original/423348746bdf2620.mp4

2026-04-07 22:58:45 UTC

@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…cp6s
Utah just stepped up the Zamboni game. #Zammoth
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2026-04-07 12:45:51 UTC

Nice Beaver!
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2026-04-07 11:34:48 UTC

Gavin Newsom’s Hollywood:
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2026-04-05 11:27:20 UTC

GM Frens
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2026-04-04 14:00:16 UTC

Last minute tip for getting your Easter Eggs dyed.
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2026-04-04 13:49:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…7ddz and yet @nprofile…7r0z hasn’t nailed the keyboard solo yet. Priorities.

2026-04-04 13:33:48 UTC

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2026-04-02 00:21:58 UTC

Pretty good comparison
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2026-04-01 22:46:49 UTC

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@nprofile…sqz7 I’m surprised Neil Diamond isn’t listed

2026-04-01 22:23:29 UTC

Are we still on track for a 5:24 launch?

2026-04-01 21:56:38 UTC

1988’s lineup at Alpine Valley wasn’t bad.
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2026-03-31 21:58:23 UTC

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”
No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”
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2026-03-31 19:25:59 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…83vp that means we don’t have to give Ukraine any more money or weapons, right? Let them handle it.

2026-03-31 00:30:06 UTC

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2026-03-30 23:53:11 UTC

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The government public school monopoly knows the indoctrination and control game is up if any type of school choice measures are able to be enacted.

2026-03-30 23:51:49 UTC

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2026-03-30 23:51:26 UTC

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2026-03-30 19:12:58 UTC

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@nprofile…hzay look for Genie bottles.

2026-03-30 09:34:24 UTC

GM
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2026-03-30 09:30:33 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen dafuq did I just watch?

2026-03-29 15:51:02 UTC

What are doing today? This guy is taking a hit, shotgunning a beer, lighting himself on fire, and jumping into a waterfall. Set your goals high!
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2026-03-29 12:33:23 UTC

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MU Forward Bo Ellis studied fashion and designed the teams unis. They were the first team to have jerseys that were designed to not be tucked in to their shorts.

2026-03-29 12:31:01 UTC

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Marquette was the last independent to win the championship. Al took a small, downtown school in Milwaukee, WI and made them a powerhouse...and champions! Let’s bring it back!!!

2026-03-29 12:11:06 UTC

OTD in 1977, Al McGuire took Marquette University to the national championship!
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2026-03-29 00:59:46 UTC

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2026-03-28 23:57:04 UTC

The homeboys heading out to save the country from facism!
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2026-03-28 23:26:59 UTC

Walls closing in… sure🤣
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2026-03-28 20:33:03 UTC

Those No Kings rallies sure are working! Still no king.

2026-03-28 20:19:30 UTC

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2026-03-28 13:55:29 UTC

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@nprofile…3rs3 @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy I had to re-upload it.

2026-03-28 13:32:53 UTC

The Japanese have discovered bluegrass.
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2026-03-28 13:28:35 UTC

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@nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy that was very weird. The video just disappeared.

2026-03-28 13:15:05 UTC

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@nprofile…574d wasn’t he going off the grid?

2026-03-28 12:54:59 UTC

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@nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…a6vy is it just me? What happened to to video???!!!

2026-03-28 12:42:14 UTC

Willow has been with us 4 weeks and she’s still quarantined in our den. She got out yesterday so we let her explore, but as soon as she saw Whisky, she bolted after him. We sequestered him for a while and let her roam the house, and she loved it. She is so ready to come out of the den, but we can’t let her loose if she’s just going to fight with Whisky.

2026-03-28 12:39:36 UTC

Another Saturday has arrived! The weekend has officially started, which means it is time once again to #TasteTheGoodness of the biscuit!
@nprofile…rql7 @nprofile…7r0z @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…5gu2 @nprofile…whfu @nprofile…6449 @nprofile…fttt @nprofile…a6vy

2026-03-28 12:23:46 UTC

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"Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash."
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2026-03-28 12:19:14 UTC

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2026-03-28 12:18:23 UTC

James Tolkan has passed away at age 94. He was best known (at least to me) as Stinger from Top Gun, and Mr. Strickland from the Back to the Future trilogy. RIP, Slacker!

2026-03-28 11:52:29 UTC

GM
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2026-03-28 01:17:56 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen but pineapple is ok🙄

2026-03-27 20:18:26 UTC

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…udc0 I saw they were going to be playing the DesPlaines Theater last week, but I was busy and couldn’t go.

2026-03-27 14:47:02 UTC

The ACLU can eat a dick

2026-03-27 11:05:15 UTC

Be the snail!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/300/807/425/419/950/original/5141745ce602c98b.mp4

2026-03-27 10:51:23 UTC

Casual reminder that we only have three years left.
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2026-03-26 23:33:21 UTC

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Do the gays actually like hockey? @nprofile…58dr?

2026-03-26 23:30:22 UTC

Looks like Ibgave to start hating the Predators🤬
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2026-03-26 20:35:00 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s Sagrada Família. That’s a beautiful church.

2026-03-26 13:35:24 UTC

Jus a gud ol frens
Neber meenin no ham
Yeeee-hah!
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2026-03-26 13:32:40 UTC

You might this this is Iran, or maybe Gaza, Iraq, or Oman. But you’d be wrong. This is Philadelphia, PA USA!
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2026-03-26 11:45:34 UTC

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2026-03-26 11:28:43 UTC

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@nprofile…shev @nprofile…hzay @nprofile…slvc just saying it’s a better chance to start in BNA

2026-03-26 11:16:18 UTC

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Everyone knows you should take your national policy advice from a late night cuck.

2026-03-26 11:15:27 UTC

Cuck Jimmy Kimmel taking a dig at Mark Wayne Mullin’s occupation before he was elected to the Senate. But being able to mix a martini makes you a top dog in the DNC.
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2026-03-26 11:12:19 UTC

Why does no one EVER point out that ICE is already funded when Schumer, or Temu Obama, or whatever Dem is on saying that they’re not going to fund ICE?

2026-03-26 10:19:58 UTC

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@nprofile…hzay @nprofile…slvc you need to fly out of BNA

2026-03-26 09:49:57 UTC

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2026-03-26 09:45:26 UTC

Just another Wednesday night in Chiraq. (Amiright @nprofile…7fxa )
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/294/831/229/190/248/original/d11424427000e470.mp4

2026-03-26 09:43:39 UTC

Shaking him off until she gets what she wants. #openingday
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2026-03-26 00:38:04 UTC

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2026-03-26 00:35:08 UTC

Hard day @nprofile…7r0z?
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2026-03-26 00:25:50 UTC

🤔
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2026-03-25 11:16:33 UTC

Hey @nprofile…z3dq I think I found a solution for you.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/289/527/115/810/288/original/c3f5e3284b4925ec.mp4

2026-03-24 17:31:55 UTC

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2026-03-24 12:06:00 UTC

Cosby hit with sexual assault damages 54 years later. I’m not that shocked considering this is CA, but 54 years later???
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/bill-cosby-found-liable-1972-sexual-assault-jury-awards-59-25m-accuser

2026-03-23 11:25:42 UTC

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Instead, with “immigration”:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/278/239/027/364/418/original/a629435e4ed8e497.mp4

2026-03-23 11:24:59 UTC

How Europe would look if “immigration” wasn’t a thing:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/278/236/469/527/949/original/1a18c0d0ba012d2a.mp4

2026-03-23 11:15:41 UTC

If you need something to get your blood flowing this morning…
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2026-03-23 00:18:50 UTC

Badgers women are champs again! Back—to-back NCAA titles, 9th overall title, and third time in the last four years.
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2026-03-22 23:22:53 UTC

Happy 95th birthday Captain!
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2026-03-22 21:39:48 UTC

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2026-03-22 19:57:34 UTC

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@nprofile…fttt “That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts”
I didn’t watch the clip, but I recall that was the joke in that episode.

2026-03-22 19:08:46 UTC

Jayne Mansfield
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2026-03-22 12:22:30 UTC

Happ Sunday everybody, God bless you! #StayPrayedUp
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2026-03-22 00:21:40 UTC

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2026-03-22 00:21:17 UTC

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2026-03-21 23:35:25 UTC

My Gerry-rig job on my bathroom sink a couple weeks ago didn’t hold, so O got to spend the afternoon installing a new faucet & drain. It’s not that I hate plumbing work, it’s that I hate crawling under in confined spaces to do the work.

2026-03-21 19:12:45 UTC

Heard this banger in the store today:
https://youtu.be/9hGcJA8fXvU

2026-03-21 16:10:47 UTC

Who wants to join a bowling league w/me?
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