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2023-07-13 21:38:14 UTC

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>When the problem is claimed to be solved in an issue you found through an issue chain across github and gitlab
Not even bothering to report it my patience is officially over.

2023-07-13 21:35:43 UTC

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I'm stopping this is fucking madness. The "new error" is probably a library mismatch due to something on nixos. Guess the last couple hours were for nothin. Gotta just do it like a normal person from a ubuntu install and be boring. Might use a different platform too I was specifically going back to pleroma because of the existing options in nixos services.

2023-07-13 19:54:12 UTC

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I'm too stubborn to stop now. I figured it out finally. The issue is whoever packaged this for nix didn't (or couldn't) factor in needing to run instance gen *before* it makes the folders on your system. I ended up having to make my own pleroma user and do the steps in a very specific order. But my god I finally got it. Almost. Now I can't create a new user cause of a new error lol.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/b19665c0aeaea32dfcbfdea8814d6e0079c09444508a06f5b524d0f54aad3402.jpg

2023-07-13 18:48:50 UTC

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installing pleroma on nixos is proving to be insane, even though it has services configured. The package doesn't include a "COOKIE" file which breaks `pleroma_ctl instance gen`. If I make my own cookie file and export it as a variable, it proceeds to fail reading a file that doesn't exist for some reason. I wanted to be super cool and configure it all with nix but I might just say fuck it and do something lame like ubuntu. It's not even hard to do normally I just have to make my life hard.

2023-07-13 18:00:13 UTC

👀
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/e577c6e9df46ee52103d946b9087f6e2158db1e6f08b094db935748005927ab9.jpg

2023-07-13 16:34:43 UTC

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Even AI's don't want to write code for someone else smh

2023-07-13 16:33:15 UTC

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/0b10f2fae89ea1af0500c13322f613babd5ae3a957672dd56172b35ce4b79614.jpg

2023-07-13 15:35:43 UTC

How do I solve the problem of overwhelming notifications on a phone this shit is driving me mad. I can't even use my phone it's just nonstop notifications. I miss calls & texts constantly cause of this shit.

2023-07-13 15:26:36 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUYAP5OtdZQ
#Music #SmoothJazz #Guitar

2023-07-13 15:15:38 UTC

OMW to da Barbie movie
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/8468fa36af1a5fd619cb5bc0b173093bca90788e5e4119770786a16110730bdf.jpg

2023-07-13 15:14:43 UTC

Lol remember that boomer meme where smoking banana peels would get you high? I never tried it wonder if it works.

2023-07-12 18:21:03 UTC

Can't wait to show my wife and kids the scalfaniverse in full detail when the internet gets destroyed in the great war of 2030.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/4fa8d265b90664d4881970d7cf4e8af05e533baa8be2f543c03f0250aee31d50.jpg

2023-07-12 18:16:11 UTC

That'll get him to shut his trap
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/35994651b98bef6dc555ccc3622055bcf5b5f49e8b5321a4a2547ab0b02d3f3d.jpg

2023-07-12 18:15:03 UTC

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What's a 6 letter word commonly used to describe people of African descent? Typically it ends with what is known colloquially as a "Hard R", but people of the race it describes typically abbreviate it to 5 letters to end it with a "Soft A". It's a divisive word that either promotes comradery or stokes division.

2023-07-12 18:12:48 UTC

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SAY THE WORD

2023-07-12 18:12:21 UTC

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IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU IN THE STREETS

2023-07-12 18:12:01 UTC

SORRY FOR NO CONTENT SO FAR TODAY BEEN BUSY. HERES THE FUNNY DOG
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/decc06c4df79cd240881151ec84618372bcf8e95e1a0e171e97c36b10c794eb0.jpg

2023-07-11 23:14:24 UTC

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>tfw the new kindle isn't on sale for more
bout to replace my lost headphones for cheap though. mini win.

2023-07-11 22:53:47 UTC

https://m.primal.net/HGHn.png
Very surprised that the end result of 1600 youtube videos may only be 150gb to 200gb. I expected a LOT larger of a load. I guess we'll find out at the end, the file sizes are ranging anywhere from 50 to 250 mb

2023-07-11 22:10:35 UTC

https://youtu.be/x_CqHnP1k9U
>that intro
#Music #Rnb #Classic #80s

2023-07-11 22:02:28 UTC

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2023-07-11 21:54:38 UTC

EXPECT BIG THINGS SOON - AND IT AINT AN AIRDROP

2023-07-11 21:54:04 UTC

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Has this mf never seen a black cookout in his life? Cookouts are self segregating.

2023-07-11 21:51:47 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc
Return to mid 2000's tradition

2023-07-11 21:22:56 UTC

cat just threw up on my bed it's ogre. I hope her kitty tummy is ok

2023-07-11 17:31:48 UTC

#MutualAid I need to rip every Jack Scalfani youtube video and want a dedicated hard drive for it. I need like $100. I could buy it myself but ngl I just don't want to.

2023-07-11 17:22:14 UTC

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holy shit
https://nostr.build/i/5e9837dcf5d73b11ae9d770052b9481b706f25f2a9563845a17e17565011a1f0.jpg

2023-07-11 17:19:08 UTC

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it's time to download every cooking with jack I've been putting that off for too long

2023-07-11 17:17:21 UTC

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I finally put the pieces together today and came to the conclusion that blocklists probably don't even do anything beyond mute someone. Which normally would be fine for me, I only actually block chat bots and scam bots. But I realized I'm actually spreading spam like crazy probably and don't even realize it half the time, just by replying to people. Kind of ridiculous lol.

2023-07-11 17:07:13 UTC

OK I'm nearing my limit of spam posts and am considering moving back to fedi this is madness. I'm not trying to ruin everyones experience on the fediverse every time I reply to someone. FUCK OFF WITH THE SCAMCOIN BOTS!

2023-07-11 17:05:23 UTC

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Pronouns are honk/mimimimi

2023-07-11 16:51:54 UTC

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Well, let me tell you about my baby, my emacs configuration. It's a beautiful thing, a true work of art. I've spent years collecting the perfect pieces to make it just right. I've got my trusty gnus mailready, my rss feed, my custom org mode TODO flow, and my favorite vim keybindings, all working together in perfect harmony. And just like a proud father, I've spent countless hours tinkering with it, tweaking this and adjusting that, until it's just perfect. She's my pride and joy, and I'll never let anything happen to her.
As for my wife, well, thats the nix configuration that controls my emacs configuration. Nix and Emacs are like family to me. They're always there for me, through thick and thin. And just like a loving family, they've given me everything I need. They've given me a sense of purpose, a way to connect with others, and a sense of belonging. I don't need a real wife or family, because nix and emacs are my family. It's always there when I need it, and it never lets me down, thanks to it's reproducibility across any system. And just like a family, there's always something new to discover, something to learn, and something to share. That's why I love emacs and nix so much, and why I'll never leave them.

2023-07-11 16:48:19 UTC

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Microsoft Activision Blizzard King Bethesda is now one company

2023-07-11 16:34:35 UTC

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Update: he still replied to that post made on snort so the block list doesn't do anything?

2023-07-11 16:31:27 UTC

So I'm really confused about this aspect of Nostr. On Snort, I have Cyborg blocked. So far so good. If I make a post from Primal, however, Cyborg can (and will) reply to my post.
Is the blocklist client specific? If I really want to block accounts do I need to actually stick to one client? Mutes are not sufficient I want to help reduce the spam I send out on accident by simply making a post. Is this even possible?
https://void.cat/d/5oRNu88avaW6kVxkU1GUCC.webp

2023-07-11 16:25:18 UTC

First, they came for the broke niggas 💵 . But I didn't say shit cause I got my money up 🤑 .
Then, they came for the fake niggas 🤳 . I still didn't give a fuck cause I'm 💯 real as fuck
Then, they came for the day 1 niggas 😨 and wasn't no one left to square up 🥊 in my defense 🛡.

2023-07-11 15:49:45 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBEmAFHF4XA
Siris, I'm on the verge of another meltdown. Play Gran Turismo Relaxing Music.

2023-07-11 01:10:07 UTC

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And that right there is the problem with femininity

2023-07-11 01:08:12 UTC

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>another journalist complaining about jordan peterson and andrew tate in a way too long article
>"Masculinity? It's actually bad but the new gay guys from the next generation are changing it to be good"
How many times are they going to publish the same damn article

2023-07-11 00:52:30 UTC

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If I ever get a keylogger tell the wife & kids I love them.

2023-07-11 00:49:31 UTC

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I'm gonna be 100% honest. When I first heard Ethan Ralph and Warski years ago, there's no way in hell I would have expected this is what youtube would become today. People threatening lawsuits, boxing matches, and cucking allegations (that are true).
I hate the internet a lot, but Youtube really seems to break a man. That or the drugs. Needless to say I don't watch anyone on there anymore. It's just good for finding extremely random music that's it.

2023-07-10 23:19:10 UTC

https://youtu.be/E6VR4NNZr1k
>I just can't be with you. You're just too much of a fucking thug.
I've heard that one 1 too many times.

2023-07-10 23:10:48 UTC

The internet where bots are replying to, liking, and sharing my content is not how I envisioned the future.

2023-07-10 23:07:53 UTC

https://dailynorthwestern.com/2023/07/08/top-stories/former-nu-football-player-details-hazing-allegations-after-coach-suspension/
So I don't really care about sports and I have a hunch most of you all don't either, but this story got shared to me and it's just too insane.
Apparently Northwestern University student football players have been hazing other players on their team. Sounds like some typical stupid college boys club shit, right? Well apparently this hazing involved a practice they called "Running". It's about as homoerotic as you can imagine.
>If a player was selected for “running,” the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various “Purge-like” masks, who would then begin “dry-humping” the victim in a dark locker room.
I have so many questions about this. How it went on for so long, how fucked up the people are who did this (Yeah the story sounds funny but this is sexual assault and should be taken seriously). Mostly I have one question and Marvin Gaye said it for me. What's Goin' On?

2023-07-10 22:54:26 UTC

When u hungry u fight over food, drugs, money & sex.
But when u Funkin', u keep funkin' because it feel's so Good to ur spirit like u know it should!🤯 (Happy Non-Violence Day) from Bootsy baby!!!🤩

2023-07-10 22:48:38 UTC

It's Happy Monday, I don't got the blues, but I got the Funk!💃Bootsy baby!!!🤩

2023-07-10 22:35:07 UTC

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/invasive-jumping-worms-wisconsin-earthworms-on-steroids/
GREAT! Just when you thought nothing else could damper your #WhiteBoySummer plans you see this 🐛

2023-07-10 22:27:12 UTC

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the only sad part about this is this father wasn't the one able to deliver the knife blows himself
https://youtu.be/HjnwaagBigA

2023-07-10 22:23:10 UTC

Agatha Thizz-tie

2023-07-10 21:30:46 UTC

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Monolithic Pressure Cookers

2023-07-10 21:07:11 UTC

4 more days bros
https://m.primal.net/HGFY.png

2023-07-10 20:27:12 UTC

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Sounds like a monday for me.

2023-07-10 19:59:20 UTC

Still surprised #MutualAid people haven't infested nostr to beg for fractions of a penny on posts. I guess that's a bonus of them all being so anti bitcoin they won't use it for the obvious advantages it holds in their "struggles" lol.

2023-07-10 19:51:31 UTC

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Probably the same reason they won't mention nostr at all, personal bias.

2023-07-10 19:49:25 UTC

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cis colonizer crackers will really not boost this post #NotAllies

2023-07-10 19:42:00 UTC

https://m.primal.net/HGFQ.png

2023-07-10 19:11:56 UTC

I'm beginning to suspect computers were never meant to be fast.

2023-07-10 19:04:41 UTC

WHY IS FACEBOOK ASKING ME FOR AN ID I JUST PUT AN AD UP ASKING FOR A YOUNG FILIPINA WIFE? THANKS FOR TAKING MY $50 SUCKER-BERG!
https://m.primal.net/HGFN.png

2023-07-10 18:29:41 UTC

Can I use ai voice generators to make gucci mane rap for me yet?

2023-07-10 18:20:16 UTC

I'm the needle on the street, your foot just found
I'm the Skid Row king, and I ain't been crowned
Gettin no time, commitin mo' crimes
This cities fadin' - like a Star Wars screen swipe

2023-07-10 18:14:03 UTC

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Many men
Many many many many men
Want to rob you & me
LA Ain't fine no mo'
Can't walk to the liquor store

2023-07-10 18:04:26 UTC

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You niggas need to keep it in your pants. And apparently your socks & shoes too.

2023-07-10 17:45:38 UTC

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Not my truck not my problem

2023-07-10 17:33:57 UTC

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My word. This is what happens when you don't bully the kid who acts like a Cat, or the girl too into wolves.

2023-07-10 17:32:28 UTC

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THEY LIVED A LIFE OF TORMENT TO DIE FOR US TO SUCCEED. CHILLING.

2023-07-10 17:28:50 UTC

https://m.primal.net/HGEy.png

2023-07-10 17:28:12 UTC

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I done blocked this thing like 5 times I don't understand how nostr blocks work I guess.

2023-07-10 16:37:59 UTC

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grandma caught me lackin

2023-07-10 16:35:15 UTC

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Hell-thread, Defed
Insecured DM's
Up for a week
Then down on the weekend

2023-07-10 16:23:38 UTC

>⭐ The Official BNB Airdrop Is Live.
>⭐ https://linktr.ee/binance.eth Claim free $BNB.
https://m.primal.net/HGEt.png

2023-07-10 16:20:09 UTC

SO LONG LOSERS - I JUST PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO THE OL' BNB AIRDROP. IM ABOUT TO BE LOADED!
https://m.primal.net/HGEr.png

2023-07-10 15:47:58 UTC

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/37989188/report-larry-nassar-stabbed-multiple-s-federal-prison
Alhamdulillah may he die of complications related to stab wounds.

2023-07-09 21:02:47 UTC

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Malaria arc when?

2023-07-09 20:58:26 UTC

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There is a better way
http://nostr.build/i/d85986f2b0e6375bcda447e8754f23880607a3fdf9a5982c0a5b6883df4dfd81.jpg

2023-07-09 20:38:57 UTC

I just said a company was running a psy op on my demographic, then slowly detailed a standard marketing campaign. I need to get off the internet.

2023-07-09 20:36:48 UTC

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The toddler uprising is happening #EndParentFunding #ParentsAreFascism #ArmTheOppressed

2023-07-09 20:35:31 UTC

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http://nostr.build/i/f4b0f4b939e3d3fad7604dfad6770c5c21f4491e5d4a59b30adc09485bfd6f49.jpg

2023-07-09 20:31:59 UTC

https://youtu.be/WB7pSMGn4_k
#Music #Dub #Techno #House

2023-07-09 20:22:44 UTC

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Its a curse to conquer not a badge of honor for your sleeve, AKA, the modern internet description field. Hate these mf's. I don't know who to point the finger at for causing this constant self diagnosis of everything. Tumblr? Twitter? TikTok? IDK, the maniacs behind this infect the host platforms, and then use that parasitic relationship to completely confuse the hell out of impressionable kids and retards.
I'm sure it's happening off the internet too, but it seems to have really taken off online in the last decade. We're witnessing munchausen syndrome at a multinational level, at a scale never seen before. Or, we're just being exposed to the true reaches of it thanks to the internet.

2023-07-09 20:03:11 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoN6tGEKjCM
"Take me in your arms and our little world
Will be the place of places
Nothing must be made but breakfast and love"
Definitely gonna be using that last line in the field.
#Music #BossaNova #Standard #60s

2023-07-09 19:59:44 UTC

https://youtu.be/2dtF7qnJ0Rc
Why don't we take a little piece of summer sky
Hang it on a tree
For that's the way to start to make a pretty world
For you and for me ~
#Music #BossaNova #Standard #Cover #80s #Jazz

2023-07-09 19:33:28 UTC

https://youtu.be/UnuscSBMKBQ
#Lounge #Chillout #Music

2023-07-09 19:02:05 UTC

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I know I'm gonna hate asking this but: wtf is going on with this bear? I keep seeing this screenshot.

2023-07-09 17:55:09 UTC

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Yep got something you can map out right here
http://nostr.build/i/6f24d4207bffc5a62f4a4a502c286ecb11455b7de4903389302042f3d710726e.jpg

2023-07-09 17:34:59 UTC

Not many know of Diddy Kong's foray into funk music, as a stand in bass player for Bootsy Collins.
http://nostr.build/i/a935a3968a0b69c5748bf6bb9d362a2e9cfcc14b19e417b03767adb9129fc78b.jpg

2023-07-09 17:30:42 UTC

LOVELY
http://nostr.build/i/33f543cfa2f231d313f11ec4376f8a8650973a25e90fb876d1122865871de078.jpg
http://nostr.build/i/76e4aad18d3c36fdce9442d414799c3c38fdfaa6fec4631c76cfab943c96be52.jpg

2023-07-09 17:00:19 UTC

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They became AI startups NEXT

2023-07-09 16:21:22 UTC

>All work and no pussy makes Chudjak a mad boy
https://m.primal.net/HGCJ.png

2023-07-09 16:13:31 UTC

A lot of image macros are funny and all, but you haven't lived til you've seen a good video meme put together by a bot. The "youshitpostbot" lived for a very brief time on Facebook, I wonder if it ever was alive elsewhere.
It basically just took a greenscreen source source vid uploaded to youtube then played another video to replace the green screen at the same time. My monkey brain loved it.
https://m.primal.net/HGCI.mp4

2023-07-09 16:07:17 UTC

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They beat leave my shibba Doge out of thishttps://m.primal.net/HGCH.jpg

2023-07-09 02:30:02 UTC

Instant Ramen is one of the worst foods you can possibly eat
Unless you are sick. Then it's like some asian magic in a cup. Ready in 3 minutes too.

2023-07-09 01:34:30 UTC

Been laying in bed all day watching Monkey Life being sick is kind of based

2023-07-09 01:31:31 UTC

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Where my country gone, it was just here like 5 seconds ago

2023-07-09 01:28:31 UTC

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I got one, barely by the skin of my fucking nuts though. She's a keeper.

2023-07-08 19:40:43 UTC

>open youtube in new container tab not logged in
>see this
Lmao what in the fucking world is youtube trying to push on people?
http://nostr.build/i/91d3ada130e949abca0d25a9bea1f40e6d0ac2a2076ac1a37664142bba83b421.jpg

2023-07-08 18:50:05 UTC

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What a lovely looking Mercedes saleswoman, I think I will ask her out to dinner :)
http://nostr.build/i/317cffb40bd8a6b3093a9f19b7c0d4bb6328de9727a0a96a79897251e6ff5c8e.jpg

2023-07-08 17:51:09 UTC

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THE MOSTREST WITH THE MOSTEST

2023-07-08 16:28:24 UTC

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Ngl that new logo looks kind of cool, like a cyberpunk future ISIS hacking into mainframes for Allah. It is jarring though I can't decipher any of it

2023-07-07 23:34:41 UTC

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This isn't even a joke, I'm expecting my google account to get banned any day now over this. there's no way this just flies under the radar.

2023-07-07 23:27:18 UTC

I bought a phone from google and they never charged me for it, and when I messaged them saying "Hey I didn't pay for this but you sent it" they said "Not our problem message your payment provider" and I never got a straight answer from anyone. Not my problem either I guess.
https://m.primal.net/HFyU.jpg