Shadowbroker :swastika: 🇵🇸

Ubel's husband, yuri-tard, TRS nnnguy

🔗 bridged from Shadowbroker2135@poa.st (fediverse)

Public Key

npub149avhj67vc0ecw4f5znwk79hpn8me7stn926dqcndfwgya6dk62qf8tlve

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs2j7kted0xv8uu8256pfht0zmsenaulg9ej4dxsvfk5hyzwaxmd9qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsugvkcp

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub149avhj67vc0ecw4f5znwk79hpn8me7stn926dqcndfwgya6dk62qf8tlve

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Last Notes

2026-10-23 00:31:54 UTC

Day 2 of quitting caffeine (after being a pot a day and maybe a huwhite monster guy)
https://i.poastcdn.org/b2/6a/05/b26a05812fecc39c7762653b27d5d5456e899ea8911f8cc87a30f3bfdfcb5e72.mp4

2026-10-22 12:10:29 UTC

awe hell naw dey got the crab legs and shrimps locked up
https://i.poastcdn.org/8d/09/02/8d090271e64b72a991a3d04e9eb8b0ac9e752598f63febb8a7067b1ba4e8bd26.jpeg

2026-10-22 10:51:05 UTC

I'm at a Kroger right now and they have one of those robots roaming the isles. It keeps whistling and making owl noises at me

2026-10-22 05:25:55 UTC

pulled a nose hair out with my fingers
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a/e8/40/1ae840562cbd53e445871fde3052521ce2a9752e492e9e67ff3ce44ae18aa6f4.jpg

2026-10-22 04:00:00 UTC

#Ubetober 22nd, it's breast cancer awareness month, get your tits checked out 😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/c7/bb/42/c7bb42877da5a915d9534506bbf7e98526cfa18b0b40650b17d84dde40e62a6f.png

2026-10-21 10:03:35 UTC

Gonna push going to the laundry mat back one more day bro, I'm too tired bro, I'll wash some clothes in the bathtub bro

2026-10-21 00:44:09 UTC

Sleep paralysis demon :3duohh: 💢 :muhdik:
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a/e2/cf/1ae2cf188d68e2d52d214ff89410f58d35a3a3a3c1f752be113b049fa6432a26.mp4

2026-10-20 09:44:02 UTC

me when I try to play Halo multi-player (my prime was 15 years ago)
https://i.poastcdn.org/02/76/08/027608b975980aeb5865a14663023c7e7831d413f80cf49b17e529960a7b6775.mp4

2026-10-20 07:57:13 UTC

NATO has discovered who is behind the Paris riots
https://i.poastcdn.org/df/fa/64/dffa64f51922e7a81f9279a7a0570fad8236efafd0efac27f754b93edc72cceb.jpg

2026-10-20 07:23:41 UTC

😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/86/8c/1b/868c1b5050954ef355bd8bf8a9cdd1d98969abd9905c7e7df969a57428d9b0bb.jpg

2026-10-20 05:00:37 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/c3/fc/ac/c3fcac5b395743008fa95d4ec0626cca36fb6cabe2c20517c3144758e0e92216.jpg

2026-10-19 04:35:09 UTC

dis nigga on fire
https://i.poastcdn.org/48/c4/38/48c4384cf780802d984a50e4017a9bb3c5ebcd9f42a03a812d4952e8ad89c95d.PNG

2026-10-19 04:29:01 UTC

#Ubetober 19th, Do You See? mfw I capture my fed handler
https://i.poastcdn.org/ca/77/35/ca773532d012dec230da756a56204f9eebabb8bc1fd85c9948bcea2c3b2de6e7.mov

2026-10-18 19:59:50 UTC

Just sign up bro, we'll give you 5 dollars bro, just give us your real name and post a picture of your face and driver's license bro, five whole dollars bro
https://i.poastcdn.org/55/b6/db/55b6db5a0fc4002a5427fb81e3d02d8841710a3b5ef42dbdaf5fcfc0c91c8298.jpg

2026-10-18 19:43:49 UTC

It's #Ubetober 18th, forgot to poast because I went to bed so early
https://i.poastcdn.org/96/0b/7c/960b7cb34087fc76471a55659168ed36c22310dc1b1964077a01a2f04439839d.jpg

2026-10-17 20:25:49 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/4e/4f/ad/4e4fadbadd1cf4eb8d4291495cdcb46514f9bf67118ae5cf8dad98d44e0b6891.mp4

2026-10-17 20:09:41 UTC

😭 3️⃣
https://i.poastcdn.org/f4/65/dc/f465dcec12fdfd1e91b4d34e01b799105e9f663e44d775c3e1873a6221a4d2c0.mp4

2026-10-17 19:47:44 UTC

Wasting another beautiful Saturday at work award :fellforitagain:

2026-10-16 10:50:14 UTC

I've walked through this parking lot many times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYeX11aN84

2026-10-15 20:24:38 UTC

:mfw_niggers: 💢 :sexo2:
https://i.poastcdn.org/af/7f/19/af7f198fb72785d89b9ca399b62e51ffe926f29a792c0f70c13c2b89d076b5c6.jpg

2026-10-15 07:48:42 UTC

Apparently a bunch of US PMCs got merc'd in the Congo

2026-10-15 07:35:11 UTC

#Ubetober 15th, super late edition because I got busy at work 😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/01/d4/6a/01d46a43f1cfd02560869e842a483f64b078350b5240c98b0323e72c30d535ff.jfif

2026-10-14 23:05:15 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/d3/ca/85/d3ca85d4249493bad45b93f7f14b2baaf0d57894ce183ba76bb899a2d14e723c.mp4

2026-10-14 22:48:53 UTC

I can't believe how many deer I see running around urban Detroit

2026-10-14 10:46:33 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/e1/56/3e/e1563e83023cf0282f8b0dfbd9a17e82ddb4c629a30f25feb37f43fe4651f2ac.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/dd/ef/e6/ddefe6db89b0779dd415fe58cb80741d27d7c500d34a0955ab3370541dc3318b.gif

2026-10-14 04:00:00 UTC

#Ubetober 14th :mfw_niggers: :sexo2: :sexo2: :sexo2: :disintegrate: :AAAAAA_glitch: :wojak_pink_rage: :wojak_pink_laugh: :kek_aaaaaa: :pepeDread:
https://i.poastcdn.org/bc/82/ab/bc82ab8682b6e723be5ad0bd91d7f06d55c629553b7544e6b087c0c7c2f58b00.jpg

2026-10-13 23:40:24 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/48/d0/51/48d051017db2ac75ab7b4424442678a4aa030f2f06890492d41d55ddee630507.mp4

2026-10-13 07:42:25 UTC

😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/29/3c/20/293c203e908cf649ffee85376bf761ba320b8e7c9e6d280c20adb1e1f510feb7.mp4

2026-10-12 23:49:40 UTC

I'm gonna say fuck Columbus day because only Feds and banks get the day off.

2026-10-12 20:51:28 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/82/a2/81/82a281aab51a9043b14cba0327791db53399193684f015a15a3a7fe758de7dde.mp4

2026-10-12 00:36:38 UTC

:mfw_niggers: :sexo2: 💢 :disintegrate:
https://i.poastcdn.org/e8/6c/a2/e86ca265cf80a3a0c8185b266c607ed303e994fd431c672ec7721b80faffe445.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9/97/ed/a997edc6c87507ee653ef513690b4f5ee62909ed7232db288b9514ef4113032a.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/1d/65/fe/1d65fee3e3ba9545787caa7dca5b456aee220a4f36133f4ee857ebc0a17abdda.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/6b/10/5a/6b105a105f07124df5c0bdcc5fe3d3a565346a0f1a6d590b0d75ebef559271dc.jpg

2026-10-12 00:27:57 UTC

:wojak_pink:
https://i.poastcdn.org/e8/c7/98/e8c79835c7e6148ac986dd6f62dd5648813c08340edea1f62064e7d11f26ffaa.jpg

2026-10-11 20:26:45 UTC

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@npub1jad…w006 I know I poast Ubel a lot, but I'm also the only one doing it, mostly. I scroll down and it's just poast after poast of malfoid for over a week now. I just now scrolled past someone's fanfic of malfoid. I get it, I'm lonely too, but God damn.

2026-10-11 20:20:45 UTC

Gronk mute all malfoid poasts

2026-10-10 23:16:54 UTC

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@npub1pmz…jcca @npub1g5g…6g32 his chat is pretty funny during that segment
https://i.poastcdn.org/66/94/e2/6694e2127abebc8e658cb8d774a682af6b91c9527b039ab3d3bc7a3d2a6eab57.PNG

2026-10-10 23:04:22 UTC

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@npub1pmz…jcca @npub1g5g…6g32 I think I'm at that part now, he keeps using the word mirth over and over

2026-10-10 02:32:37 UTC

Number 8, Pink Lady
https://i.poastcdn.org/0f/00/48/0f0048e0f36bea9d8d812ebb30b299014ecdc45858f16ef26df85b326415b55d.jpg

2026-10-09 06:55:58 UTC

Can't post at all on 4chan without verifying an email. The internet really is dead

2026-10-09 06:37:21 UTC

>tonight, you... 👉
https://i.poastcdn.org/c4/fd/7c/c4fd7c88a78cd756d6dcfc3fc513a278698c7be4ee4dc891203ab8fd8056fabb.png

2026-10-08 23:51:21 UTC

I should be doing this instead of working
https://i.poastcdn.org/be/ca/a1/becaa17c474d09da179efe30d25d89b5a55cea9b5061d144300a9f65fdf78eb0.mp4

2026-10-08 01:57:00 UTC

>THANK YOU RIGHTOID SAARS FOR DEFENDING MY HONOR, IZZAT PRESERVED *Head bobbing*
https://i.poastcdn.org/95/7e/70/957e70ffb53ff9ebb07eccd9e69feb259d2889a59fb1f7a214b66a1b22f952b4.jpg

2026-10-07 23:07:06 UTC

>Forced UI update
>Your phone is smarter and more powerful than ever!
"We crammed more spyware into your phone"

2026-10-07 06:35:23 UTC

Imagine being a schizophrenic Fed who gets paid to spy on himself.

2026-10-05 04:00:00 UTC

#Ubetober 5th, huwheat fields...
https://i.poastcdn.org/9b/01/ee/9b01ee4d0628f6ab38e8df7f61b26d7560f06d3f09847a20d81fcc125cb913f3.png

2026-10-04 22:41:25 UTC

mfw cooking up another Malfoid yuri poast
https://i.poastcdn.org/2d/ac/8e/2dac8eab2359ca8ba8b5168dfdd1c9167745cc2e1068dde8342564d2bfa33fac.jpg

2026-10-04 10:57:06 UTC

This is why they call us goyim
https://i.poastcdn.org/13/55/69/135569149c0b327902fe58666d5482d4f19a84a14947f7b1194ec4f9a2b67849.jpg

2026-10-04 08:40:23 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/80/8e/05/808e0598edb2ea19ee444aac9947c46e6efbec942840236ac51b77b172c004cd.mp4

2026-10-04 08:16:03 UTC

>go to meet online friends
>they wonder how they'll know its me
me when I pull up
https://i.poastcdn.org/16/58/4f/16584f724b6196cc493419ec110817e3a40a23b7637cb03992c1a09ecf866a66.png

2026-10-03 04:00:00 UTC

#Ubetober 3rd
https://i.poastcdn.org/65/b8/fd/65b8fd1aca5756d5d2dc4f7c549d83f6e7fde7529366517a8dcf68df8e96023a.png

2026-10-03 01:15:55 UTC

>inhales< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lamo:
https://i.poastcdn.org/01/34/8d/01348d9be755d9a1432bab0732b1c94564325e9a80972a6a3291cd0b623010eb.jpg

2026-10-03 00:09:48 UTC

>your Amazog delivery has been delayed
>we'll deliver it when you're not home during peak nigger pedestrian hours
:mfw_niggers:

2026-10-02 23:32:00 UTC

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@npub1u6x…5vwd Food trucks are millennial chungus coded

2026-10-02 07:29:42 UTC

:mfw_niggers: :muhdik: :pepeDread: :wojak_sniff: :aqua_aaa: 💢 :withered_wojack: :pumpkin_weary:
https://i.poastcdn.org/f7/73/0d/f7730d45897c8ef700881cfd7be6f391a2583ebe544fbbb8db8a7161f0515943.png

2026-10-02 03:09:09 UTC

https://i.poastcdn.org/fa/0e/1a/fa0e1a28638cf54b9702b6caf830a709c43b33c0294a8a9385cd8f9cf7c8d659.mp4

2026-10-01 08:26:30 UTC

planning out a camping trip I'll never take

2026-09-28 00:50:15 UTC

Need a woman who holds me like this.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fa/61/11/fa61118e775d1551cef1b71a7d565d98396fd7cd53804fd30533fa26e5ba933b.jpg

2026-09-27 06:52:29 UTC

I've done 16 hours of driving in two days. I don't know how truckers live like this on the regular

2026-08-31 01:50:52 UTC

You can tell most hunger mechanics in games are made by Americans because if you don't eat 2000 calories every 30 minutes you get extremely weak and if you don't eat for a whole day you just die.

2026-08-05 03:39:10 UTC

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@npub16g8…rrcf @npub1kx8…c74g mfw they start putting ads in my car
https://i.poastcdn.org/31/28/f8/3128f8b1e637cb462a2f13590ef81af9b05293a15117f8ae4124ed8325538353.mp4

2026-08-05 03:37:20 UTC

@npub1drf…86vg
https://i.poastcdn.org/64/eb/9c/64eb9ce5fea23fae3b5ba729178453d287146d6c25d5106a36d3d9553aaf3775.jpg

2026-08-05 03:11:37 UTC

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@npub1kx8…c74g People should be castrated and then hung up side down until dead for this

2026-07-18 17:11:51 UTC

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@npub1u6x…5vwd maybe being a pervert gets you reincarnated as a dog

2026-07-18 17:05:53 UTC

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@npub1u6x…5vwd
https://i.poastcdn.org/36/a3/db/36a3db75f74ca608607698b5477d4fdaa7a44d941441d10b2f9dd9de6dd7a671.gif