Forgotten Hat Wearer of East TX

https://noauthority.social/@ThewTheKooky

walking the razor's edge of sanity with rice paper shoes.

this is a dark ride : turn back ye who enter here!

you are the common denominator in all your bad days.

and it's, FUCKING asshole. please insult me properly. thank you for your interest

Shitposter: PoliticalNonConformist
Asshole: Dipshit
IDontCare: Fucker
Autist: kissmygrits

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2026-06-14 04:19:48 UTC

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international coupons are easier to utilize. accepted at far more locations.

2026-04-20 13:43:38 UTC

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TX is the same way.

2026-04-20 13:37:25 UTC

Rally the boats! Last chance power drive!
https://noauthority.social/@zephyrotv/116420507340325121 #2026TourneyOfBabes

2026-04-19 16:47:38 UTC

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she's the only one not vain enough to take her own photo.

2026-04-19 14:02:10 UTC

But it's convenient, right?
https://youtu.be/3qMDYS10zX8

2026-04-18 06:52:53 UTC

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Plus side: fewer idiots to deal with than morning shift.

2026-04-18 01:44:16 UTC

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https://youtu.be/H2NEGywTGF4

2026-04-18 00:32:16 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/422/890/709/742/361/original/6df915100b7ca355.png

2026-04-18 00:04:32 UTC

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Your Friday is my Tuesday. So long road to haul still.

2026-04-17 23:50:31 UTC

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this is the "who gets curb stomped by Syd" match!

2026-04-17 03:23:51 UTC

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Leave Rodney out of this you animal!

2026-04-17 02:18:16 UTC

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Better than a goatsee I guess
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/644/008/821/700/original/6876c87e678270d7.jpg

2026-04-17 01:10:36 UTC

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2026-04-16 09:26:45 UTC

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Nonsense? What?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/413/668/048/453/492/original/80560167285dc520.png

2026-04-16 03:19:40 UTC

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A 4th and 5th entity is created. The triplets died. Each would need to relearn how to communicate within its own system. Each body is used to its own system. My brain its own.
So new pathways are created/discovered. Some characteristics/tastes are shared just like twins/triplets born naturally.
New life. Some recidivism of old thoughts and habits but blurred or new memories for each is my query.

2026-04-16 02:30:47 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/412/031/524/598/932/original/21c9331a0832b732.png

2026-04-15 16:51:11 UTC

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In the way way back olden days, EVERY Friday was a meatless day, so yeah. Do it for the pre Vatican II Church

2026-04-15 10:42:29 UTC

Welp! Old cars for the remainder of my years.
https://youtube.com/shorts/YzSCzGVPWW0

2026-04-15 10:10:33 UTC

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because they confiscate them at the gate.

2026-04-15 10:00:14 UTC

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2026-04-15 09:54:59 UTC

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That reminds me, how is your mom?

2026-04-15 02:00:42 UTC

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But it keeps refilling as well.

2026-04-14 17:19:50 UTC

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I'm predicting a Barbi v Sydney final.

2026-04-14 16:39:44 UTC

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I still don't like the pimple on her soul.
The D's are appreciated, but I will stick with the wife's all the same.

2026-04-13 12:33:29 UTC

@npub12cs…p3fq #2026TourneyOfBabes ???

2026-04-11 14:17:30 UTC

There is nothing better than an uninterpted, leg numbing morning poop
#justsaying #youknowimright

2026-04-11 14:10:03 UTC

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US bases are a big revenue source in country struggling with its economics. its akin to pre-Franco Spain. And they, like all other countries have dismantled their agricultral ways of life.
If the US pulls out or starts handing out scrpt to keep the "money" on base, the neighbors will struggle.

2026-04-09 07:14:07 UTC

I miss @npub1afc…t339
https://youtu.be/SnagMy_deI8

2026-04-08 04:54:24 UTC

https://youtube.com/shorts/vjbUhivgr3Q
Oh MY GAWD!!

2026-04-07 20:54:09 UTC

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Hockey needs to bring back the goon.

2026-04-05 16:42:33 UTC

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And where's today's matchups?
#2026TourneyOfBabes

2026-04-05 15:22:31 UTC

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keep using the randomizer. It gives a less predictable outcome. This bracket actually has presented me with some real quandries. much more enjoyable.
suggestion for summer tourney, cartoon/anime/superhero characters. Western:Japanese, DC:Marvel, etc

2026-04-05 14:49:38 UTC

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you need some sausage patties to sop up that extra syrup.
ask [@Max_Imum](https://noauthority.social/@Max_Imum ) .

2026-04-05 01:41:01 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Cnchea6LHN0
And so concludes the broadcast day

2026-04-05 01:39:01 UTC

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https://youtu.be/PKi_7U6Jj1Y
Grubs on!

2026-04-05 01:34:12 UTC

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https://youtu.be/6UUfWU_8eUw
One more, before I go

2026-04-05 01:27:15 UTC

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https://youtu.be/C3v0_fRRGiE

2026-04-05 01:21:45 UTC

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https://youtu.be/XuukNHAbfKc

2026-04-05 01:18:31 UTC

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https://youtu.be/B_QDts3NTNw

2026-04-05 01:11:59 UTC

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https://youtu.be/UTFM9MmD_Mk

2026-04-05 01:08:30 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Hm25FhH9vqs

2026-04-05 01:01:28 UTC

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https://youtu.be/rrkHcTPbpZY

2026-04-05 00:55:44 UTC

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https://youtu.be/SMR27gJgbCI

2026-04-05 00:52:43 UTC

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https://youtu.be/X27IfAgzhTY

2026-04-05 00:45:01 UTC

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https://youtu.be/pX93gmyya7c

2026-04-05 00:36:34 UTC

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https://youtu.be/85cTaoohLtY

2026-04-05 00:33:42 UTC

Soooo Mother's Day is the next one, right?
https://youtu.be/r4G40jNZABI

2026-04-04 04:57:34 UTC

https://youtu.be/_I5UOyBF9v0
Anybody tried this?

2026-04-02 19:23:16 UTC

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under cooked because he kept removing it from the heat. the curds never melted. the meat was tepid. and the sauce cold, thus overpowering any flavor mixing.
D-

2026-04-02 18:46:08 UTC

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i'm thinking of buying if it drops below 20.
do you think MJ would let his brand falter into oblivion?
maybe hostile takeover.

2026-04-01 00:27:39 UTC

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how many moms "forgot" to put that in Johnny's stocking Christmas morning?

2026-03-31 19:48:24 UTC

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you are really really desperate
@npub1kf6…qgry

2026-03-31 17:52:23 UTC

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because you are not the GOAT, see?

2026-03-31 16:43:51 UTC

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by aliens you mean the originals who fled on dragons before the meteor hit the Gulf of America?

2026-03-31 16:09:35 UTC

Can I interest you in a quirky buddy crime film.
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0096259/
one Don Ameche's last roles.
#TJWatchThis

2026-03-31 16:01:51 UTC

okay, now i'm conflicted.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/624/309/444/772/original/a2309aff698e2145.jpg

2026-03-31 15:47:35 UTC

#GM
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/568/307/313/967/original/17a9f1297941a22a.jpg

2026-03-29 18:18:48 UTC

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Now, rebrand it as Tea Party

2026-03-29 17:35:59 UTC

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#GetYourDistroNow

2026-03-28 13:30:20 UTC

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They are trying to break Rowling. She holds too much power with that franchise. This will lessen in America and then cascade to Japan and so on and so on...

2026-03-28 00:16:12 UTC

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Or a high school senior or a college senior

2026-03-26 12:59:25 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/295/595/639/850/510/original/06f5cdee9b73c61a.mp4

2026-03-26 10:58:08 UTC

#GM
Lung butter starter kit
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/295/117/370/348/273/original/99588166a2833779.jpg

2026-03-26 00:25:23 UTC

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Except now black pants' mom will sue the school district for multimillions.
The principal gets fired. And the lawyers make out like bandits.

2026-03-25 23:43:42 UTC

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My bad. It was @npub16hs…tvwf
https://noauthority.social/@MummaBear/116291636684047014

2026-03-25 23:14:43 UTC

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Know anything about Jeeps? @npub12yf…ecna had oil questions earlier

2026-03-25 22:56:41 UTC

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youre welcome. I censored myself from making a tossed salad reference.
#Improvement
@npub1kf6…qgry @npub1wjz…0zu4

2026-03-25 22:13:39 UTC

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but leaves a mud taste unlike the sweetness of a banana.
@npub1kf6…qgry @npub1wjz…0zu4

2026-03-25 21:16:28 UTC

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I usually stand and lean as forward against a wall to stretch it. It does help.

2026-03-25 21:08:39 UTC

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Is that what it's called? I get those about twice a year. Lots of water is the bestest thing. Potassium tabs help as well for me.
I hate when it starts mid session with the Mrs.

2026-03-25 19:49:46 UTC

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#TJDontEven

2026-03-25 09:56:20 UTC

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emphasis!
Congrats!
And thanks for giving more than you take
:pepe_lmao: :pepe_wink: :pepe_ok:

2026-03-24 22:37:45 UTC

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Think sustenance, not flavor.

2026-03-24 16:40:17 UTC

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no shame, bruh! watch 1 or 2 with Rita :chefs_kiss: @npub12cs…p3fq

2026-03-24 15:29:03 UTC

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No, some of us grew up watching these beauties on Saturday afternoon after cartoons were finished.

2026-03-24 14:44:02 UTC

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i agree with you on Trump's play. also squeezing the oil companies who betrayed him in the 2020 election.
the rest I need to inform myself further as I have, to this point, remained a distant observer.
@npub1cwl…wf33

2026-03-24 11:17:42 UTC

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#TJWatchThis

2026-03-24 06:59:33 UTC

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I would assess this as true only because we Americans are doing our best not to kill civilians. Else, we would bombard the coast like it was Sadam's palace. Thus, our weakness is our care for humanity. This is lacking in both Israeli and Palestinian actions.
Do you disagree?

2026-03-22 16:48:51 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/273/848/153/233/313/original/3275f29fb72d1414.mp4

2026-03-22 15:14:27 UTC

@npub13cj…xnnm
sonic boom over Texarkana area.
"metorite"?

2026-03-20 23:30:33 UTC

@npub12cs…p3fq
Palm Sunday?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/264/103/224/103/807/original/8b0f5050b49d5002.mp4

2026-03-20 18:32:22 UTC

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He was 45 and she was 11. That is a fucking no-go zone. At any time. Ever. @npub10uz…kp6d @npub18x7…wqs3

2026-03-20 18:15:50 UTC

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The asshole never tipped. I was a valet at Neimann-Marcus in Dallas when he was filming Texas Ranger. stiffed everytime and refused autographs.
as to 2nd hand. he repeatedly hit on an 11 year old girl at a house that was regularly used for that show.

2026-03-20 16:10:21 UTC

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Never like him. Liked him even less after some personal and 2nd hand interactions.
That's all I will say out of respect for those on here who like him.

2026-03-19 21:42:36 UTC

Wassup!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/258/015/752/902/689/original/fe0290cc15028e87.jpg

2026-03-19 13:29:07 UTC

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Now I want a canela flan with jalapeño lime glaze and smoked pecans.
[@Max_Imum](https://noauthority.social/@Max_Imum ) let me know how it tastes when you make it.

2026-03-19 13:22:32 UTC

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for the New Mexico thing, anyone know if it is custard or flan? Big difference.
I'd do flan with green chili. Not custard.

2026-03-19 12:12:41 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/775/775/040/781/original/4aba88dafb97224d.jpg

2026-03-19 12:11:44 UTC

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2026-03-19 12:09:44 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/764/103/546/448/original/73c913a097803c5d.mp4

2026-03-19 12:08:54 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/760/787/267/286/original/b06c657bae040d9e.mp4

2026-03-19 12:07:34 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/755/562/185/634/original/d42eb5ae7b10a614.webp

2026-03-19 12:04:18 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/742/734/135/733/original/c4039a6a48103dff.jpg

2026-03-19 11:54:07 UTC

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I'd rather touch grass.

2026-03-19 07:43:13 UTC

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both happened back in the day as well. it's just the camera focused on the boobs not the brawl.

2026-03-17 10:54:35 UTC

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make the most of your day.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/244/142/592/187/075/original/057173b4d87adc2e.jpg

2026-03-17 10:50:33 UTC

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B! answer B Kerri!

2026-03-16 04:02:22 UTC

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I miss candied apple paint jobs on cars.
I also miss the massive trunks.

2026-03-16 04:01:02 UTC

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Billy wishes he looked that good.

2026-03-16 03:51:54 UTC

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Rinse and spit. The milk pulls the capsicum out. Swallowing only increases the pain as it hits the bloodstream.