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2026-03-24 16:59:42 UTC

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Juniper pollen is the main tree allergen here at the moment but :Christchan_shrug: I'm not sure. I was literally allergic to every tree in my old environment so... Idk. I wouldn't mind doing immunotherapy again though. I'll get that squared away after next babe though. Thankfully there is a local allergy clinic in town. I also have one (1) Chinese place within a 40 min drive and I want to check it out soon!!!!!

2026-03-24 16:45:34 UTC

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I'll be better soon. I was kind of laughing to myself last night thinking about 2026 being the year of sickness for me. I've had 2 infections, I'm pretty sure I caught the flu first a few weeks ago and mistook it for my strep coming back (had a fever 3 days) and now I'm sick again with a fever.. totally getting my ass kicked. Then we also want to get pregnant with probably our last baby, and I am 4/4 with awful sick pregnancies. So I'ma be sick all 2026 :lamo: but it's okay. Worth it.

2026-03-24 16:23:48 UTC

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@nprofile…4j2l ill tag you in this thread because I slept for 12 hours dreaming about this while fighting fever chills :lamo:

2026-03-24 16:21:52 UTC

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The shit I miss because I was too busy fighting a fever and having crazy dreams about being a blueberry farmer planting thousands of bushes and when I turned the irrigation on it was coffee instead of water and the entire dream this remix was playing in my head
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2026-03-23 18:13:57 UTC

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Yeah I got the irrigation setup yesterday and planted some stuff and I'm fine tuning placement and duration. Was testing the moisture around the area and I think I got it dialed in OK. So I'm thankful. Also thankful we can get woodchips very inexpensively from the sawmill. A definite must in the hot windy high desert

2026-03-23 17:58:03 UTC

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Just going to lower the pH some. I have some fast acting and long term sulfur. When I plant the cover crop I'll introduce the sulfur to the garden to lower things in the area over time. But the well is very alkaline and we aren't going to be filtering our irrigation, so it'll be a long term thing to keep pH in check.
I thought all my orchard trees would ship today but I have to wait one more week. Which is great because I'm sitting here with a thermometer and it says no fever but I sure feel like it. Achey achey pain everywhere :AAAAAA_glitch:

2026-03-23 17:07:55 UTC

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My baby Mulberry trees get in today. I will baby them until I decide where to put them :anya_research:

2026-03-23 14:51:48 UTC

:happy_sun:
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2026-03-10 04:08:23 UTC

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Tyler had a speck in his belly button years ago. I removed it. He got very upset the speck was gone :its_over_a:

2026-03-02 01:00:37 UTC

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you can't save and edit picmix, so this is what I made with the time I had!
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2026-03-02 00:22:43 UTC

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Yay I had to do a few things but I was halfway done before I got busy. Can't wait to finish it!

2026-02-25 03:26:49 UTC

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The boy reading this
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2026-02-25 03:21:03 UTC

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Did you know it's impossible to burp, fart, cough, and sneeze at the same time :Christchan_shrug: I don't make the rules

2026-02-24 01:42:28 UTC

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I did my skincare routine on Tyler the other night and he said if he got acne afterwards it would be my fault :aqua_cry:

2026-02-19 03:09:22 UTC

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You might not even need all them done at once? I needed all of mine pulled because I had braces and there wasn't enough space and it was messing up the work I was having done

2026-01-31 18:20:02 UTC

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Did it work :anya_research:

2026-01-31 17:27:46 UTC

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What's your workout routine

2026-01-23 02:46:14 UTC

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Haram or harem I think Haram is what the Muslims call their food they kill facing that black box

2026-01-20 00:15:08 UTC

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2026-01-20 00:12:55 UTC

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Saved this for you
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2026-01-11 00:34:09 UTC

Nigga who talks about being horny all day, horny posting all day
I wish I had the skills to write a virus that would turn every hentai image into a grotesque niggerwoman so his feed would turn to food posting instead

2026-01-10 18:45:51 UTC

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Mine never goes away

2026-01-08 00:16:26 UTC

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Very nice. My butt was super sore then I realized it's because I have stairs now and it's from going up/down them so much.

2026-01-08 00:09:24 UTC

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What did you do?

2025-12-24 18:00:47 UTC

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I got some sliced spicy Cajun turkey breast at the deli the other day.. so yummy I chopped it up and threw it into a bagged salad last night. Wish I had some boiled eggs to add in but it was still good

2025-12-23 19:34:14 UTC

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She did get in trouble for covering the entire table in art supplies then forgetting to clean it up several times 😭

2025-12-23 19:32:32 UTC

Daughter stuck Frieren on her chair
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2025-12-14 05:18:02 UTC

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Soz :pepe_blush: you're cursed. The only cure is to go to sleep.

2025-12-14 05:14:00 UTC

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2025-12-14 05:11:08 UTC

Gn gn :heartz:
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2025-08-24 22:40:58 UTC

Not perfectly square but close enough :racist:
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2025-08-24 16:04:48 UTC

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So annoying is this how people feel when they read my food posts

2025-08-23 23:13:53 UTC

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OKAY I TRIED EVERYTHING BUT I JUST TOLD TYLER TO TRY INTERLOCKING HIS FINGERS AND SQUEEZING THE LID AND IT POPPED AND HE WAS ABLE TO OPEN IT!!
also it's pickled green beans 😋

2025-08-23 23:01:30 UTC

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Dude I've tried everything. THEYRE TAUNTING ME.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ac/2a/21/ac2a21790e1c75a9284eaacbea79fbd41dabdde7ba32b757d3618011edff53f9.jpg

2025-08-23 22:59:36 UTC

What's it called when you try opening something and strain so hard you fucking explode?
That's me I exploded and I'm posting from the afterlife.

2025-08-23 04:00:18 UTC

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I started laughing and Tyler asked why so I had to give him a play-by-play and he said that the dude looks Australian. The reason I was laughing is because he looks like he's taking a shit :animu_laugh:

2025-08-23 03:57:04 UTC

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Idk he looks like a complete douche bag

2025-08-22 16:27:19 UTC

Going to try make some stained glass tea light holders. I hope it turns out nice 🙂
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2025-08-20 21:37:25 UTC

Baby loves to sleep on my back while I cook & clean 🥰
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2025-08-19 23:45:25 UTC

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I use my great grandma's Cajun spice 🥰 a recipe passed down to me and was used in my families Cajun restaurant in Louisiana for generations. I'm sure most Cajuns have a similar spice mix, but mine is special!

2025-08-19 23:38:27 UTC

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The cornbread:
https://www.recipetineats.com/cornbread-recipe/#h-how-to-make-cornbread
The creamed corn:
I used pickled jalapenos, added parm, and I diced and sauted bacon and added it in
https://www.africanbites.com/creamed-corn/#recipe
Also lmao I just noticed that I
Website is called "African bites" :animu_laugh:

2025-08-19 06:24:13 UTC

This is going to look awesome when it's lit up :animu_excite:
2 tier yellow cake filled with chocolate mousse and covered in chocolate buttercream! Some sprinkles and then I 3D printed a robot from our favorite game right now and painted it. His favorite color is red and the guy is holding the candle in the air like the game :heartz:
I sewed the HBD banner last year, I'm trying to build up a reusable birthday decor stash.
Super happy with how this turned out!!
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2025-08-15 14:50:17 UTC

Maybe I'm too poor, I didn't realize we had a nigger on our bux 💸
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2025-08-12 18:57:53 UTC

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YOU'RE KILLING THE PLANET
CALIFORNIA IS IN A DROUGHT
CHILDREN IN AFRICA COULD HAVE DRANK THAT WATER

2025-08-11 21:10:17 UTC

4 year old likes to paint 🎨
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2025-08-10 20:04:37 UTC

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I don't think I've ever had rhubarb actually :animu_laugh: but I've been wanting to try!!
And yeah with blackberries you have to eliminate the entire plant or else it'll grow back.

2025-08-10 13:30:28 UTC

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https://thenorthwestforager.com/2015/06/29/salal-berry/
We have salal all over our property! I have to be in a mood for them, since they're so ... gritty I guess on the inside. But it's recommended to make jam with half sala and half blackberries. Blackberries are everywhere, I know they're invasive but when we move to Arizona I'd like to try growing some in a raised bed. Just let it go wild. My gooseberry plant just got eaten by a pest 💔 two years in a row

2025-08-10 13:19:48 UTC

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But I'm really excited for my son's cake.. he wants a berry cake. He always asks for berry cakes, I guess that's fitting since he's an end of summer baby

2025-08-10 13:12:56 UTC

7 years ago I was way past my due date with my first baby and miserable 😭 he wasn't born till just shy of 42 weeks and what a whirlwind that was. Every twinge I thought my water was going to break like the movies. Every moment felt like my last, before our family grew from just us two, to three :hearts_flying_pink3:

2025-08-10 02:29:12 UTC

My neighbor is due with her twin girls soon and she is not feeling well. Very very pregnant and anxious for delivery. Please pray for a safe birthday 🎂 👶🏼👶🏻
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2025-08-09 17:21:23 UTC

Wow this blouse is lovely
>Checks price
$92? What is it made of
>Polyester
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2025-08-09 00:28:18 UTC

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Yummy habanero BBQ tacos

2025-08-09 00:14:58 UTC

For dinner I took a $10 chuck roast and seared it with taco spices and pressure cooked it. Then shredded it and tossed with habanero BBQ sauce and broiled to get it nice and crispy for tacos.

2025-08-08 22:37:56 UTC

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I guess the person they had listed on all their forms didn't work their anymore 😂 not my fault. Our lawyer wouldn't take our case if they didn't think they'd get a payout. If they don't win they don't get paid 🤷🏻‍♀️ they take their cut from whatever settlement is reached.

2025-08-08 22:13:59 UTC

The hospital finally responded to me and they can't even get my name right. MANDY.
MANDY!!
Dafuq
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2025-08-07 23:39:31 UTC

I need to stop holding my breath when I concentrate so I don't pass out

2025-08-04 17:43:39 UTC

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It's been 12 minutes. What is she doing on her computer that she can't see she has received 2 emails from the chick she's supposed to be in a meeting with :AAAAAAAAAA:

2025-08-04 17:40:13 UTC

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What can I do? I emailed prior and 5 minutes into the meeting asking for a link.

2025-08-04 17:35:03 UTC

No zoom link and my meeting was supposed to start 4 minutes ago :aqua_cry:
WHERE IS MY ZOOM LINK

2025-08-04 03:47:54 UTC

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Brother texted his friend to play a game and didn't hear back for a week. Friend said his fraternity took his phone and when he asked why the friend said he couldn't tell him since he signed an NDA

2025-08-04 03:44:15 UTC

GUYS!! Is it normal for fraternities to make sign an NDA?!??

2025-08-02 01:45:41 UTC

Air purifier filter
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2025-07-31 15:21:25 UTC

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Who is that 😭

2025-07-26 22:30:15 UTC

:pikachu_surprised: @nprofile…04d4
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2025-07-25 16:17:08 UTC

Didn't this happen years ago at NASCAR :lamo_ugly:
https://www.whio.com/news/construction-halted-after-noose-found-site-nfl-teams-new-stadium/M6NL2JIKNNBNNNOJ2DK5BZSHUY/

2025-07-23 21:36:11 UTC

When am I going to finally upgrade my technician license to general :blinkscrem:
#nevent1q…6n3p

2025-07-23 21:29:18 UTC

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Yeah I followed SlowGerman on YouTube and would binge their videos and podcasts so I could get a lot of listening practice. Some reading too.. but since I didn't have anyone to talk to it for difficult so I stopped

2025-07-23 20:52:43 UTC

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Thanks for reminding me to feed mine

2025-07-23 20:12:29 UTC

I left my glasses in bed and they got sat on by big booty Tyler and smashed. And then I tried to fix them the lens popped out :aqua_cry: how do I fix it

2025-07-23 01:44:57 UTC

My mother in law book, what do you think?
#nevent1q…7vwp

2025-07-21 22:37:38 UTC

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Sorry I'm kind of depressed right now. What is going on?! Just spent 4 hours typing a massive letter to the hospital for our complaint.. it sounds good 😅 I'm going to send it. And also reach out to more lawyers...

2025-07-21 22:19:08 UTC

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No I'm too retarded to be queen

2025-07-19 02:59:09 UTC

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I love cilantro but my hubby doesn't :its_over_a:

2025-07-19 01:14:01 UTC

When my daughter plays switch she pinches the left joystick and moves it instead of using her thumb :thinkeyes: if she needs to use the bumper she'll use her middle finger.

2025-07-19 00:33:01 UTC

Can y'all video this video? I can't on my phone
#nevent1q…362e

2025-07-19 00:26:52 UTC

Super simple "Taco Bell crunch wrap at home"
- ground taco meat
- homemade refried beans or store bought
- flour burrito size tortillas
- corn tortillas for a quick fry, store bought tostadas, or even tortilla chips
- fresh shredded cheese for the melt factor but any will do
- toppings of choice I used lettuce, onion, and diced roma
Once you assemble like my video, toast both sides and cut in half for a filling dinner 🤤
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2025-07-18 23:14:30 UTC

My granola is done 😋
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2025-07-18 04:56:46 UTC

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I needed dill for making homemade ranch flavored sourdough crackers 😋

2025-07-18 04:50:04 UTC

so my local grocery store came out with online shopping and I am doing my order for tomorrow morning pick-up and just saw these when I was searching for dill, the herb, for making pickles. If only I wasn't allergic to MSG I'd try these :its_over_a: @nprofile…akyu
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2025-07-17 00:43:32 UTC

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2025-07-17 00:15:22 UTC

My Mom sent this in the family chat. I thought it was a gag gift. No, it's an actual product and apparently a big market ☠️
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2025-07-15 23:39:39 UTC

Beef stew & sourdough spears. Plus some leftover rice 🥰
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2025-07-15 02:52:28 UTC

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The Jews put MSG in your chips
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2025-07-15 02:48:48 UTC

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Back when I bought bread in the store I would occasionally buy Jewish rye to tease Tyler

2025-07-15 02:32:16 UTC

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I look at recipes almost everyday. I just need to buy the flipping flour :AAAAAA_glitch: I have to run into town Wednesday so I'll add it to the list.

2025-07-15 02:31:05 UTC

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Y'all niggas are welcome 🤗 💓 love youuuu

2025-07-15 02:27:37 UTC

They honey oat sourdough loaf
#nevent1q…ugvy
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2025-07-15 01:10:04 UTC

Hmm ok very interesting how different they baked up! Granted, they're different recipes but the flour/water/starter ratios are the same. The loaf I baked in the yellow French iron pot (how gorgeous is that pot?!) is way bigger and was a honey oat sourdough. The other I baked is my standard sourdough recipe using a double cast iron skillet method.
#nevent1q…dfud
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2025-07-14 23:29:45 UTC

Going to try baking in my new French iron pot I got for free last week from the old folks. I will compare it to my cast iron and see how it goes 🤔🥰 I just look forward to being able to bake 2 loaves at once instead of running the oven for twice as long.
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2025-07-14 03:08:50 UTC

Someone fix this chicks car and take her out for a milkshake
#nevent1q…mmhr

2025-07-13 16:30:15 UTC

What a stupid whore putting herself in a position where she is so drunk she can be carried across a disgusting city like a ragdoll home without waking up. I can't believe some women are perfectly comfortable showing their body off like that.
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2025-07-11 17:31:14 UTC

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I was looking at this note I had yesterday and wondering who this nigga is and why he looks Mexican 🤔
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2025-07-11 17:28:52 UTC

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Welp, baby is finally asleep and it's time to homeschool my children.
Hiroshima Nagasaki :yotsuba_bow:

2025-07-11 17:27:56 UTC

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I'm actually 6ft, get stepped on scrub
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2025-07-11 17:24:09 UTC

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No I'm actually a 4ft niggerwoman and I'm black coal

2025-07-11 17:22:43 UTC

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🤣🤣 the kimchi the Koreans gave me is white kimchi and I don't like it as much