Etroe :moodeng:

making bread 🍞 ❤️
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2025-03-05 07:09:32 UTC

I did an experiment were i put my phone on airplane over night to see if it used any mobile data. it used 536 MB. wft. airplane mode is a scam 🤔

2025-03-03 15:13:32 UTC

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mid-battle tactical cleaning ❤️

2025-03-02 15:23:50 UTC

baby tapir eating lettuce ❤️
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2025-02-25 14:21:01 UTC

😢
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2025-02-21 06:03:21 UTC

@nprofile…y5k5 hello, could you add moo deng emoji on decayable, please? :moodeng: :blobcatheart:

2025-02-21 05:33:59 UTC

i havent used my paypal account since about 2016. i lost access to the account over time, because i changed my phone number. over 3+ years they have been spamming my email telling me they are going to close the account due to inactivity. but they never did. yesterday they FINALLY said they deleted it. is it done? AM I FREE? :cat_screamno: 😆

2025-02-17 05:50:42 UTC

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@nprofile…usum spent the last 2 years here. always a seal. thank you mr kroner ❤️

2025-02-07 10:53:08 UTC

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@nprofile…r4ss signing up with the university email is big brain

2025-01-24 07:58:11 UTC

i was thinking about ordering some clothes from amazon. i was looking at the reviews and got jump scared by a picture of a tranny 🤮 i am mortified.

2025-01-19 15:54:18 UTC

NEVER take away his fish 😡 ❤️
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2025-01-17 09:55:55 UTC

started wearing versace crystal noir and im getting some compliments ❤️

2025-01-14 18:06:53 UTC

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i think the date on the front looks better

2025-01-08 05:41:08 UTC

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@nprofile…gu4k they could also have editied all the clips back to back, so they didnt have to listen to a random youtuber in the second half

2024-12-22 16:45:59 UTC

he will grant you 3 wishes ❤️
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2024-12-15 16:47:26 UTC

🔋 ❤️
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2024-12-02 17:58:41 UTC

how a dishwasher works ❤️
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2024-11-13 09:46:49 UTC

i might have become a femcel tbh. femcel arc

2024-10-27 15:08:40 UTC

nom 😄 ❤️
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2024-10-11 04:44:04 UTC

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@npub10t0…hnln take them home ❤️

2024-09-05 09:04:42 UTC

i love cheese but i cant eat any because it makes me fat :ablobcatcry:

2024-08-16 09:19:41 UTC

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@npub1tu7…knev ? i dont know what this picture means, he sure look strange

2024-08-09 13:24:42 UTC

the purrfect car ❤️
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2024-07-28 14:10:08 UTC

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literally me ❤️

2024-07-14 17:46:17 UTC

:airnom: ❤️
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2024-07-13 07:27:41 UTC

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no, i dont know what keno chat is :blobcatblush: what is keno chat?

2024-07-12 19:06:36 UTC

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@npub1tu7…knev @npub1ays…v9q6 set him free ❤️

2024-06-29 13:20:38 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 is sneedforo still happening?

2024-06-27 07:40:10 UTC

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i dont think they even know what theyre doing anymore 😆

2024-06-23 17:33:11 UTC

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pirate kitty ❤️

2024-06-23 11:36:59 UTC

+5 armor
-10 intelligence
❤️
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2024-06-16 13:44:49 UTC

fan eater :airnom: ❤️
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2024-06-05 19:20:28 UTC

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 cute chimoid ❤️

2024-06-04 15:12:22 UTC

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she was okey but it did feel like they neutered the Borg, was not the same

2024-06-01 18:48:59 UTC

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its from sweden, theres banana curry pizza: ham, bananas, tomato cheese and curry. theres also a dessert pizza with white chocolate and bananas :catBLEP1:

2024-06-01 18:42:35 UTC

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i like banana pizza too ❤️

2024-05-05 15:07:32 UTC

🍞 ❤️
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2024-04-06 07:07:31 UTC

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why is he not doing drugs indoors? mysterious

2024-03-26 14:46:20 UTC

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i can see them

2023-09-12 11:57:38 UTC

big floppa and little floppa ❤️
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2023-09-01 05:20:20 UTC

anyone on fedi have perfume/ fragrance suggestions?

2023-08-16 07:00:48 UTC

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@npub1qdd…x0ea @npub1lar…q5vr @npub1v9h…xmug @npub1q6y…tr82 to what extent should random people try to save people from themselves? if a meth addict dont have the willpower to fight their addiction, then maybe let them die

2023-08-10 11:10:14 UTC

real black bear observed ❤️
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2023-08-08 04:51:24 UTC

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@npub1jac…zppv just remember to not use any filters, it makes you gay

2023-08-08 04:11:51 UTC

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@npub1jac…zppv it could work out, im not opposed to it

2023-08-04 09:54:06 UTC

he is on a mission ❤️ big brain :cat_tongue:
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2023-08-04 04:47:39 UTC

men who use filters in their pictures on dating apps need to stop, super unattractive and gay