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2024-08-27 14:42:13 UTC

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My company's internal system code has a block that says "we don't know what the code below here does, we just know stuff breaks when someone messes with it" which is so incredibly ominous but I admire them for being honest about it.

2024-08-27 14:30:26 UTC

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I see the IRC download piracy community is forgotten again… which is fine.
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2024-08-15 14:22:55 UTC

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Do you also like cats, caffeine (coffee/tea) and spending several hours doing nothing but smoking and debating about things that don't actually matter?

2024-06-22 02:13:00 UTC

Thinking about the :3 cat again, as my cat has kidney disease.
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2024-06-20 23:59:13 UTC

Million dollar ship idea:
Vampire bf (hates garlic, the sun, and can't see himself in mirrors, avoids crosses)
Italian gf (loves garlic, the sun, and mirrors, most likely Catholic)

2024-05-25 05:03:45 UTC

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Sonichu is the easiest way to explain "cursed objects" to normies because … well… I mean look at the damn thing.

2024-05-18 22:09:45 UTC

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POV: you've meowed and acted cute and your dish is still empty.

2024-05-11 14:45:15 UTC

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Poorly

2024-05-10 16:47:31 UTC

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bonus question: olive oil?

2024-05-10 16:43:36 UTC

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You're now required to have unreasonably strong opinions about food and coffee, be incredibly loud and gesture at literally everything. I don't make the rules.
>t. Italo-American

2024-05-08 12:32:17 UTC

People talking about the slim PS2 like it's an ancient relic isn't something I needed this morning.

2024-04-27 19:00:54 UTC

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I work from home, I finish work in 1~2hrs, and then just smoke weed and play vidya. I get paid for it and I piss off the jews.

2024-04-26 19:17:02 UTC

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Historically, pissing off the Irish is a terrible idea.

2024-04-15 08:23:12 UTC

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$4M in a quiet house and a wife that loves you.

2024-03-29 00:58:46 UTC

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I'mma have to try that sometime.

2024-03-15 14:30:53 UTC

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Oh so I see we're going with the "fuck the coomers, to hell with data privacy" route now.

2024-03-15 14:26:31 UTC

I see a lot of people cheering for the "you have to verify your age to look at porn" bill as some victory, and I can almost get why it seems so well-intended on the surface.
Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is a lot can go wrong when you let a third party handle your PII (necessary to make sure that you're "of age" for such things) but also it sets a very WEF-y and very dangerous precedent — it sets a step for the online ID thing, and nope, that's not going to fly at all.
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2024-03-14 19:36:10 UTC

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native Indonesians believe that orangutans can actually speak, but don't because humans would put them to work and I think about that all the time.

2024-03-14 19:12:13 UTC

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This reminds me of when I kept getting shit from the "German Authorities" for my posts when I was on Twitter. I just simply replied "I'm not living in Germany… your move." and then they never fucking bothered me again.

2024-03-14 19:06:11 UTC

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>B.I. nut
the fact that my brain immediately went to "who the fuck is B.I. and what anime is she from?" truly means I need to be here less.

2024-03-14 18:55:20 UTC

So my boss just used "let's bust a nut" in a big team teams call and this was the expression of everyone under the age of 40
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2024-03-01 12:10:19 UTC

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Oh, I see what you're getting at.
It wouldn't surprise me if:
1) Torba did Jew money laundering
2) He was this fucking dumb about it.

2024-03-01 12:09:10 UTC

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The only buddy I know who would even send remotely that much is unpopular by the Poast crowd.

2024-03-01 12:07:29 UTC

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I told him he looks like a B grade gay porn star and he blocked me and nuked my gab account. Fuck Torba.

2024-02-14 02:36:42 UTC

The best way to explain hyperfixation to normies is with the Sims.
Every single person I know cycles between doing literally nothing but the Sims for 24hrs straight, and then not touching it for another year.

2024-02-07 02:22:24 UTC

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@npub1s3m…qewq I feel like there are better ways to deal with shyness than being a whore but whatever. @npub10fa…qg2x

2024-02-07 02:15:10 UTC

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@npub193a…z6ex the fact that Spain and Portugal created an entire ethnic gradient by fucking so many women is something I gotta respect.

2024-02-07 01:41:48 UTC

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@npub1wh3…0yvx
>you are a bellows
I'm uncomfortable with how much sense this makes.
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2024-02-07 00:51:43 UTC

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@npub16q0…6zn2 it's like when my little cousin said breathing is just setting us in fire slowly and I freaked for a bit because he's right @npub1rlc…efym @npub1dsx…nhxs

2024-02-07 00:18:27 UTC

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@npub1rlc…efym the "I had to see this, and now so do all of you" option. @npub1dsx…nhxs

2024-02-05 17:29:56 UTC

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Protect studio Ghibli

2024-02-05 17:21:09 UTC

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Yes we can, it would just be a fucked up thing to do.

2024-01-16 14:36:28 UTC

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Expect him to be extra affectionate and cuddly today.
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2024-01-14 03:10:44 UTC

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@npub1xrm…dncv >uni emojis
Hey @npub108z…dkr5
Plz
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2024-01-14 03:00:02 UTC

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@npub1wcf…equk okay but what about this little guy @npub1gv9…66j8 @npub1j3v…qxec @npub1w8p…0wl2 @npub1ftq…90v8
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2023-10-18 13:31:59 UTC

GM poast. Remember, you will make it
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2023-10-03 23:07:21 UTC

Sure, let's fuck over thousands, millions even, of fighting age males who are angry and disenfranchised and feel like they've got nothing to lose. Brilliant fucking idea Schlomo.
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2023-10-02 02:32:36 UTC

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@npub193a…z6ex okay but this is almost retarded enough to work