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Last Notes

2026-04-11 00:35:43 UTC

So now I had four more humans to worry about. Fantastic.

2026-04-08 03:35:35 UTC

I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.

2026-04-06 18:35:37 UTC

I could play it back to listen in on the whole conversation but I could also punch myself in the head with a sampling drill and I was not going to do that, either.

2026-03-24 06:35:36 UTC

(Corporations didn’t actually invent space and planets, despite the patents the company had tried to file.)

2026-03-21 12:35:37 UTC

It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck.

2026-03-20 00:35:35 UTC

If the humans see me actually doing my job, it helps keep suspicions from forming about faulty governor modules.

2026-03-18 09:35:49 UTC

Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.

2026-03-13 18:35:41 UTC

(Corporations didn’t actually invent space and planets, despite the patents the company had tried to file.)

2026-03-11 03:35:41 UTC

Right, so say, just theoretically, I was emotionally compromised.

2026-03-05 12:35:45 UTC

They’re so fucking fragile.

2026-03-04 12:35:39 UTC

The room was stuffed with bags and containers and other human crap.

2026-02-11 15:35:40 UTC

“Uncle, I’m fine.” She said that in the normal human adolescent exasperated and borderline whiney tone. (That’s actually statistically normal for human adults, too.)

2026-01-29 21:35:37 UTC

Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?

2026-01-21 18:35:58 UTC

Oh right, I often have complex emotional reactions which I can’t easily interpret.

2026-01-11 19:00:59 UTC

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My organic parts had a reaction that reminded me how lucky I was not to have a digestive system.

2026-01-11 18:35:59 UTC

Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is.

2026-01-10 17:51:02 UTC

- reply

Things are moving very fast. And I have been confused, and have delayed delivering the important message.

2026-01-10 09:36:07 UTC

I was having an emotion, and I hate that.

2025-12-30 21:36:05 UTC

Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is.

2025-12-25 00:35:58 UTC

The good thing about being a construct is that you can’t reproduce and create children to argue with you.

2025-12-24 06:36:01 UTC

You would think a SecUnit who had been shot to pieces multiple times, blown up, memory purged, and once partially dismantled by accident wouldn’t be on the verge of panic under these circumstances. You’d be wrong.

2025-12-15 00:36:06 UTC

I looked down. I was dripping onto the floor, a mix of blood and fluid. I hate it when I leak.

2025-12-08 03:36:09 UTC

I could only last so long like this. I needed to move faster.

2025-11-28 09:36:06 UTC

(Normal = neutral expression concealing existential despair and brain-crushing boredom.)

2025-11-14 21:35:55 UTC

So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.

2025-11-13 03:35:56 UTC

You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.

2025-11-12 21:35:59 UTC

Indah said, “How would you dispose of a body so it wouldn’t be found?” I’m not the public library feed, Senior Officer, go do your own research. I said, “If I told you, then you might find all the bodies I’ve already disposed of.”

2025-11-10 00:35:55 UTC

Right, it’s usually a good idea to warn bot/human constructs who call themselves Murderbot before making grabby hands

2025-11-09 16:46:37 UTC

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Aylen looked me over again in that way humans do when they’re trying to intimidate you and they fail to understand you’ve spent the entire length of your previous existence being treated like a thing

2025-11-09 09:35:49 UTC

“It’s normal to feel conflict. You were part of something for a long time. You hate it, and it was a terrible thing. But it created you, and you were part of it.”

2025-11-01 06:35:54 UTC

“It’s normal to feel conflict. You were part of something for a long time. You hate it, and it was a terrible thing. But it created you, and you were part of it.”

2025-10-28 15:36:04 UTC

sometimes humans just secreted agitated brain chemicals for no apparent reason, or because something was physically wrong

2025-10-21 21:35:52 UTC

Human words, there’s too many of them, and I don’t care.

2025-10-07 21:36:04 UTC

The Preservation Alliance has a weird thing about food and medical care and other things humans need to survive being free and available anywhere.

2025-09-11 06:35:47 UTC

How humans decide what to do with their arms on a second-by-second basis, I still have no idea.

2025-09-10 00:35:52 UTC

For fuck’s sake.

2025-09-09 03:35:46 UTC

“Thank you,” she said. It was like she could see me through my visor, which was a terrifying enough thought that my performance reliability dropped 3 percent.

2025-09-04 03:35:47 UTC

I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module

2025-08-15 00:35:54 UTC

It’s also not like I didn’t know what the real problem was. I’m not a bot, I’m not a human, so I don’t fit into any neat category.

2025-08-10 00:35:45 UTC

I hate having emotions about reality; I’d much rather have them about Sanctuary Moon.

2025-08-06 03:35:45 UTC

I posted a feed ID with the name SecUnit, gender = not applicable, and no other information.

2025-08-05 12:35:45 UTC

“Look, I—I didn’t mean to get you shot. I’m sorry.” If you had meant to get me shot, Thiago, we would be having a different conversation.

2025-08-03 15:35:45 UTC

I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module

2025-08-01 03:35:44 UTC

(Yeah, I assumed it was about me, but humans assume everything is about them, too. It’s not an uncommon problem, okay?)

2025-07-27 21:35:46 UTC

I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”

2025-07-20 12:36:03 UTC

I wish being a construct made me less irrational than the average human but you may have noticed this is not the case.

2025-07-10 21:35:48 UTC

“I’m done thinking,” I said.
ART said, That’s obvious.
I know, I walked into that one, which oddly enough, did not make me any less mad.

2025-07-04 00:35:52 UTC

I wanted to just sink into my media downloads for a while and pretend I didn’t exist.

2025-06-28 21:35:49 UTC

Fuck, fuck everything, fuck this, fuck me especially.

2025-06-27 09:35:53 UTC

Ugh, I hate hostage situations.

2025-06-26 09:35:50 UTC

Sounding way more intoxicated than he actually was, he said, “Wait, I got it,” and tapped the house’s feed to turn on the lights. And I was standing in the middle of the room. He screamed. (Yes, it was hilarious.)

2025-06-25 06:35:55 UTC

It seems unlikely a human would want that many implants, or would survive whatever catastrophic injury might make them necessary. But humans are weird.

2025-06-10 23:27:11 UTC

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Great, were the humans having problems perceiving reality? Even more than the usual problems humans have perceiving reality?

2025-06-10 21:35:50 UTC

Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.

2025-06-09 09:35:50 UTC

2025-06-03 12:35:44 UTC

Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?

2025-06-03 03:35:49 UTC

Note to self: forensic sweep is not just a media term for it.

2025-06-02 00:38:14 UTC

My education modules were such cheap crap; most of the useful things I knew about security I learned from the edutainment programming on the entertainment feeds.

2025-05-16 06:35:44 UTC

I wanted to just sink into my media downloads for a while and pretend I didn’t exist.

2025-05-08 09:35:48 UTC

So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.

2025-05-02 12:35:50 UTC

How humans decide what to do with their arms on a second-by-second basis, I still have no idea.

2025-05-01 09:35:46 UTC

There were no Corporation Rim corporations here, so no reason for corporates to come on business. Some came as visitors sometimes, but most were afraid to travel outside the Rim. (They thought everywhere outside the Rim was all raiders killing everybody and cannibalism.)

2025-04-22 12:35:45 UTC

Ick.

2025-04-02 00:35:42 UTC

You talk to the client and leave the people holding the guns to decide if they should feel threatened by what you said or not. (They should, they should feel really threatened.)

2025-03-30 00:35:40 UTC

Nobody fucking listens to me.

2025-03-06 09:35:42 UTC

But I knew I could do this. (I hoped I could do this. I had been wondering a lot about my judgment lately.)

2025-02-27 00:35:43 UTC

You know, I really don’t have time for this. A loose chunk from my back was sliding down in the station chair and it was hard to hold myself upright. I was leaking a lot, and I hate leaking.

2025-02-22 06:35:42 UTC

ART said, And this is your idea of being helpful. I said, “This is my idea of the opposite of being helpful. I am here against my will and you are going to regret that.”

2025-02-11 14:27:30 UTC

- reply

Duckduckgo is your new search engine. Stop using meta. Invest in a VPN. Be aware of the cop📱 in your pocket. Wear a mask. Get your vaccines. Stop drinking raw fucking milk.

2025-02-11 14:00:15 UTC

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/02/10/google-calendar-removes-start-of-black-history-womens-history-months.html fuck Google tbh

2025-02-08 00:45:18 UTC

Confession: I didn’t know what the engines were supposed to look like, exactly. I’d never had to guard a transport’s engines and they were usually too boring to show on the entertainment media.

2025-02-05 09:45:16 UTC

When I woke up, I was mostly all there again, and up to 80 percent efficiency and climbing.

2025-02-04 06:45:20 UTC

Yeah, corporations suck.

2025-02-02 21:45:20 UTC

They’re so fucking fragile.

2025-01-22 18:45:11 UTC

They can’t make threats and force you to do stuff you don’t want to do if they’re unconscious or dead.

2025-01-11 09:45:12 UTC

I was trying to force an emergency open through the transport’s feed but the connections were inactive and it was like groping around in a giant bin of tiny broken drones for the one that was still intact.

2024-12-12 00:45:49 UTC

As Ratthi put it, “You’d think they could at least pretend to give a damn.”