Marmly Owl

Former professional baker, cited by academia for memes, the Tardis wiki says I'm part of Doctor Who canon.
cis male, he/him. 👉🐟

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2026-06-27 13:28:00 UTC

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How do I request a refund.

2026-06-26 18:40:53 UTC

@npub1xh7…v9hj So what's all this about your founder donating large amounts of money to a political party calling for the ethnic cleansing of Sweden?
Cause, uh, right now it sounds like it's time to get a new VPN.

2025-07-22 19:13:13 UTC

They always say that legends live fast and die young, but how about living fast for 70 years and then going out after one last massive gig?

2025-07-18 06:38:48 UTC

I thought they already bought Call of Duty?
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/114/872/858/148/544/026/original/6099476c87d7c8ba.png

2025-02-12 19:51:44 UTC

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I still haven't worked out what that face has to do with the 90s milkcap craze

2024-12-05 11:20:24 UTC

Police are offering a $10,000 reward, which is enough to cover 13 months of a healthcare plan that decides whether to pay out medical claims using an algorithm that has, and I quote, "a 90% error rate".

2024-12-03 08:29:12 UTC

A11y is about the least accessible way of writing 'accessibility' possible. A-11-letters-Y is not enough information to go on unless you've already been primed to understand it. It's aesthetically (a11y) ugly, astonishingly (a11y) pretentious, and has just this awful whiff of artificiality (a11y) about it. In an age where machines will automatically (a11y) type entire words out for you using the shorthand is aggravatingly (a11y) lazy and unintuitive.
Quite frankly it strains acceptability (a11y). I don't think that this numeronym is being used appropriately (a11y).

2024-11-07 11:30:13 UTC

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rocks.

2024-11-07 11:26:14 UTC

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beans, and phosphate ore respectively.

2024-09-20 04:28:21 UTC

OMFG
A turn-based tactical RPG about dinosaurs escaping from Ersatz Jurassic Park.
You play as the dinosaurs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVZQXBbA0To

2024-08-30 10:37:46 UTC

The stars in the Asterism symbol aren't even connected? How is this a network?
https://media.chitter.xyz/media_attachments/files/113/050/534/585/337/163/original/a27c915f42430a61.png