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It does! It has a bunk bed with a trundle too. My husband while we were talking about how much the boys wanted to play with it was like, it’s a really cool
House. The girls like the toilet the best though. :blobfoxdisapprove:

2026-04-05 18:54:06 UTC

My 6 year old threw up this morning during the Easter egg hunt. Family dinner canceled :blob_cat_heart:

2026-04-05 06:24:37 UTC

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The fact that the house throws its own rave is actually crazy. I don’t blame them for loving it too.

2026-04-05 00:41:40 UTC

We colored eggs today and my kids are overly fond of blue.
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2026-04-05 00:39:25 UTC

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I love the way he talks about Midwestern salads. I die every time.
But also, you’ve reminded me I forgot to get the ingredients for the Watergate salad. Whoops! Can’t horrify my kids tomorrow.

2026-04-05 00:34:16 UTC

My mother in law showed up with a Barbie dream house and my sons are fighting with their sisters to play with it. Why do people think boys can’t play with dolls?

2026-04-05 00:32:51 UTC

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We had a lilac that bloomed in this shade at our old house and I miss it so much.

2026-04-04 00:04:20 UTC

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I have a friend who makes a zombie lamb cake every year.

2026-04-03 02:54:40 UTC

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Men gatekeeping.

2026-04-03 00:40:56 UTC

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I’m generally fine with things like Bridgerton because it’s not real and everyone should know so.

2026-04-03 00:19:31 UTC

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In light of the way Americans took the reimagining of Queen Charlotte in Bridgerton, which is explicitly speculative fictional tv, this will be a disaster on this side of the ocean.

2026-04-02 21:49:34 UTC

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This shit drives me crazy.

2026-04-02 21:44:42 UTC

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Of course a boy hid it and a girl found it. This is one of the known issues with unisex restrooms too.

2026-04-02 21:04:56 UTC

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I’m hoping if we stop talking about him he goes away and doesn’t even get the chance tbh.

2026-04-02 21:00:23 UTC

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This is fucking ridiculous

2026-04-02 20:59:56 UTC

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I’m so tired of everyone talking about Newsom entirely. Can we just all collectively ignore him and Rahm while we’re at it?

2026-04-02 20:57:23 UTC

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The weather is crazy. I just went outside to get my 6 year old from the bus and found another flower! I need to put mulch down and do some more weeding, but I’m excited anyway
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2026-04-02 20:39:13 UTC

My kids have finally been back in school and I’ve been catching up on my sleep and busy with doctors appointments (routine things). We’ve had summer and winter weather here this week and I wish it would make up its mind. It was 27 degrees two days ago and then -1 yesterday. Now it’s raining and we’re under a tornado watch.
And I have flowers!
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2026-03-25 03:24:36 UTC

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I hope so cause the photo looks like ai.

2026-03-25 02:45:40 UTC

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We barely get anything for menopause or peri as it is.

2026-03-25 02:44:39 UTC

It’s spring break and my kids are all fighting with each other. My cat got sick from eating ants and had to go to the vet (she is fine now). It’s been a busy week.

2026-03-09 14:46:20 UTC

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It’s so weird. Like I’ve never seen anything like it.

2026-03-09 14:42:40 UTC

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I’m not seeing them go after the U.S. for the bombings killing civilians right now either (the fucking girls school 😭). But they’re still protesting Kamala Harris’ book tour and talking about how bad she would have been for Gaza. 🫠 literally all they care about.

2026-03-06 21:25:31 UTC

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Thanks. This is like our third stomach bug since December and I’m getting really tired of it. But there’s only so many right?

2026-03-06 20:30:49 UTC

M sil has a new baby and we’ve been down with another illness in the house. My sister got good news about her terminal cancer that they thought wouldn’t respond to radiation (it did!).
And we’re firmly in recital season now. One of the Twinnies has his first dance recital coming up in a couple of months and I was already asked if he’s doing Nutcracker next winter and I’ve never been asked that almost a year in advance in 7 years of being a ballet parent 😬 so he’s doing reasonably well in ballet I’m guessing.

2026-02-19 13:00:04 UTC

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Andrew getting arrested.

2026-02-19 12:55:26 UTC

Congratulations to the UK from America.
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2026-02-09 20:21:44 UTC

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I’m in favor of putting them all in prison regardless of their background or religion. Abusing human beings, especially children, should put you in prison.

2026-02-07 00:03:33 UTC

My twins have decided Hey Dugee is the best thing ever and it’s so much quieter here now than when they’re crashing out to Paw Patrol.

2026-02-07 00:02:09 UTC

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The pharmacy by my house has everyone who works there in masks (I assume by choice) because flu season is so bad this year.

2026-02-06 23:54:16 UTC

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The bark looks amazing

2026-01-25 00:23:28 UTC

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I think having a heated steering wheel and heated seats would make me not care at all about the cold.

2026-01-25 00:20:02 UTC

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We’re at -16C here and it sucks asss. Yesterday was way worse. I’m glad you made it out for Farah’s sake though.

2026-01-23 15:44:11 UTC

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This is probably what I’ll end up doing, but it would have been nice to have more child friendly graphics to go along with this.

2026-01-23 15:31:00 UTC

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They are and I have yet to find an okay one that I’m comfortable with. I’ve been talking to my kids one on one as best I can in age appropriate ways. I had the girls saying proper names for their body parts and the school has insisted on using privates in early sex education safety classes (the ones about how adults shouldn’t touch kids), so now they’ll say that instead of vulva. I’m quite annoyed because I put a lot of work into teaching them appropriately about their bodies, but Americans are prudes about this. I guess I should just be glad its privates instead of some dumb shit like cookie.

2026-01-23 02:19:47 UTC

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It’s so fucking nuts to let men cosplay pregnancy loss in particular.

2026-01-23 02:10:20 UTC

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Also it’s beautiful there. But I understand California is also beautiful (I haven’t made it out there yet, this year hopefully).

2026-01-22 14:58:39 UTC

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That could have been fun. I’ve only ever been in Illinois, but my dad did turn down a position in the UK when I was a teen (I am still annoyed 25 years later).

2026-01-21 21:44:34 UTC

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That’s way too much snow ❄️

2026-01-21 21:19:35 UTC

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Yeah we’ve had some really nice days down here too. We had a few days of 10C (highly unusual for winter) and people were out in shorts and flip flops.

2026-01-21 20:56:44 UTC

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Oh definitely. Well probably let the kids freeze a banana and smash it with a hammer again too.

2026-01-21 20:54:37 UTC

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Thanks, we’re expecting schools to be closed Friday tbh. So we’ll probably have a nice family day.

2026-01-21 18:06:01 UTC

Looking forward to extreme cold this week - Thursday night : -25 C and Friday: -20 C

2026-01-19 21:38:26 UTC

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It’s weird that he doesn’t understand that gross people can be triggering🤢

2026-01-14 22:42:08 UTC

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Keeping up with all of this crazy shit is exhausting.

2026-01-09 15:28:17 UTC

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Jello molds are so finicky.

2026-01-07 18:30:44 UTC

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I’ll have to find a pattern after I check and see if they ship here.

2026-01-07 18:26:06 UTC

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Man I would love to make a dress for my 5 year old with this.

2026-01-07 18:17:30 UTC

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I’m pretty upset by this.

2026-01-07 15:27:01 UTC

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It’s unusual for us. We usually only get humidity in the summer with the corn sweats 😅But this is disgusting.

2026-01-07 14:58:53 UTC

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Well yeah cause saving money is always more important 😒

2026-01-07 14:58:03 UTC

It’s humid and foggy despite being winter today. 🥶 I swear it feels so much colder than yesterday somehow.

2026-01-07 14:55:18 UTC

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It’s going to be an absolute disaster

2026-01-07 02:28:22 UTC

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I’m so fucking tired of AI bots. My favorite is when the bot gives you to a ‘person’ who is clearly another bot.

2026-01-06 17:15:55 UTC

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So that’s just all around bad.

2026-01-06 17:09:10 UTC

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Oh this looks really bad! I hope they step in.

2026-01-05 23:28:41 UTC

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Appalling and completely unsurprising.

2025-12-29 00:46:19 UTC

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What is wrong with his legs? They’re so corpse-like.

2025-12-29 00:42:45 UTC

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Both my names were regularly pronounced wrong as a child too. First name still said wrong all the time 😒

2025-12-28 23:08:19 UTC

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Hahahahaha

2025-12-28 02:24:10 UTC

I wish there was a way to correct people’s idiocy on ancestry.

2025-12-27 17:57:08 UTC

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How the fuck do you have a 90 year backlog to begin with?

2025-12-17 14:25:09 UTC

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I absolutely hate this fucking take. We’re seeing it in the U.S. too. We also see ‘well baby boys are circumcised here and no one cares/isn’t that bad’ as an argument. 😒 I don’t think we should be routinely cutting anyone’s genitals. And FGM is a fucking horror.

2025-12-16 15:16:24 UTC

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Oh I’m sure it was just intimidation and since the U.S. media folds, he assumed another country’s media would fold.

2025-12-16 00:39:19 UTC

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We’ve been saying shit like this is going to happen for years

2025-12-16 00:37:42 UTC

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I am so amused by this.

2025-12-15 11:41:11 UTC

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I love his channel so much hahaha. And he’s also right about vintage cards.

2025-12-15 01:47:44 UTC

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I don’t think states are going to listen to this.

2025-12-15 01:47:13 UTC

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The actual fuck?

2025-12-15 01:45:57 UTC

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More fun to do it on the floor I guess

2025-12-14 15:41:00 UTC

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Thankfully he doesn’t record or post videos. He did however, stick a few strawberries outside at 4 am when it was -21C outside and then bring them in this morning, so the kids could smash them into bits with a hammer.

2025-12-13 17:31:23 UTC

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Nope. He really likes science experiments, so he thinks it’s cool.

2025-12-13 14:01:55 UTC

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Oh definitely. He watches those guys all the time.

2025-12-13 02:18:51 UTC

My husband wants to stick things outside to freeze tomorrow night for fun and to show the kids since we’re going to be so cold. 🥶 And he’s disa-fucking-pointed that it isn’t going to be cold enough to freeze alcohol.

2025-12-13 02:17:04 UTC

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I bet it was tasty

2025-12-13 02:15:55 UTC

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Excuse me what the fuck? How the fuck? :blobfoxdisapprove: 🤢

2025-12-13 02:12:51 UTC

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Yeah nooo it’s not

2025-12-13 02:02:27 UTC

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I don’t understand how someone avoiding you is scary? Like ? Maybe insulting I would think.

2025-12-13 01:59:07 UTC

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Oh that’s so cute

2025-12-12 15:11:25 UTC

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That’s certainly true. On all accounts.

2025-12-12 14:31:59 UTC

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I had the curtains closed today for sure and I was out in sunglasses taking the girls to the bus.

2025-12-12 14:30:40 UTC

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That’s strangely cute. My mother was also terrified of rodents.

2025-12-12 14:25:02 UTC

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What I don’t get is why people thought it was a meme. Vance has been talking about it for a couple of years with the household vote crap.

2025-12-12 14:23:23 UTC

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I can’t help but find it strange to accept an ‘honor’ in this situation. Like doesn’t like the monarchy, thinks there’s too many white people in the royal family (weird, but whatever). Like you can turn it down. Isn’t it largely meaningless anyway?

2025-12-12 14:21:22 UTC

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That sounds nice. People out here would be wearing shorts and flip flops 😂 it’s sunny and frigid today too (-8), which is okay only because we have snow, so everything is glittering in the sunlight.

2025-12-12 13:47:13 UTC

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It is. Quite early in the winter for us to be this cold 🥶 I’m not pleased. And I probably should have specified it’s the nighttime temp. Daytime is going to be a balmy -13 😒

2025-12-12 13:09:12 UTC

Supposed to be -20C tomorrow night 🥶

2025-12-11 22:02:58 UTC

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Oooh 😮