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Chuck Langstrumpf

Pura Vida!

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2026-03-21 21:13:45 UTC

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Very interesting theories, i watched Secret History1-8 so far. But suddenly this guy is everywhere, i did not know him 2 weeks ago, now everybody seems to feature him.

2026-03-21 16:38:33 UTC

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Do you have a Monero donation address?

2026-03-21 16:36:17 UTC

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I do that. I help my fellow Bitcoiners understand that Monero is the real Bitcoin. Every single day.

2026-03-21 16:34:51 UTC

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Most OGs come to the same conclusion as it is pretty obvious.
Welcome to the Monero Gang.

2026-03-19 12:35:33 UTC

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which of his videos were the most interesting for you?

2026-03-17 15:04:46 UTC

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good goy!

2026-03-17 14:52:40 UTC

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whats the usecase?
paying for a stream frame by frame is something i never wanted.

2026-03-14 17:22:13 UTC

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Many countries require you to have a tax id from another country else you can not get out of your home countries tax system. For them it is a low price to pay imo.
Other countries do not require that, I do not have a residency since 12 years and i did not miss it so far.

2026-03-13 12:13:47 UTC

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But we were promised blühende Landschaften?

2026-03-13 12:11:34 UTC

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I love Christine Lagarde too, to you have nudes?
Most people get the residency for tax benefits but spend their time somewhere else imo. Paraguay has pretty good quality of life but i would not want to spend the whole year there. Costa Rica is kind of a paradise - but i would not want to spend the whole year there either. Europe is fantasic - but also not for the whole year ... 😉

2026-03-13 03:01:44 UTC

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You deserve all of it. Post a pic when you dance around the tree! :)

2026-03-13 02:59:38 UTC

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I think most people who got a Paraguay residency do not live there much, that is the whole point, no?
How do you travel, book hotels/apartments, rent cars etc. on cash or crypto only?

2026-03-12 12:20:58 UTC

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Dance around a tree, it is free, fun and helps your relationship exactly as much as marriage does.
You can send me 100k sats for this advice, i helped you save 14.9m sats. You are welcome!

2026-03-12 12:16:55 UTC

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Monero

2026-03-12 12:16:06 UTC

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Sad truth - but whats the alternative, Eurogoy?

2026-03-05 00:16:24 UTC

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Pura Vida Mae!

2026-03-03 18:09:10 UTC

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Yea, i agree. Most people have been educated to stay kids.
But also - many Bitcoin Jungle users here actually think they have privacy with the BJ Wallet and they dont understand that they are fully dependent on the BJ crew with their funds if they dont withdraw.

2026-03-03 17:57:51 UTC

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The LSP Phoenix uses is a trusted third party.

2026-03-03 17:55:55 UTC

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i am not using lightning properly? please elaborate.

2026-03-03 12:49:08 UTC

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Monero was never promoted to be the solution for micropayments.

2026-03-03 12:44:53 UTC

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I do not criticize the people who built Bitcoin Jungle, they are awesome and they did a fantastic job with adoption in CR. Huge respect!
I have my problems with custodial Lightning as it provides none of the benefits which made Bitcoin interesting in the first place.
It is not your keys, provides zero privacy, you are fully dependent on the wallet provider, zero sovereignty. And the state can stop that experiment by just going to one party and tell them to change the app or shut it down.
I am just against rebuilding a permissioned system like the banking system, then we have won nothing.
Pura Vida :)

2026-03-02 13:11:16 UTC

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i use monero

2026-03-02 03:15:12 UTC

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that is a trusted third party, the exact thing we wanted to get rid of.

2026-03-02 03:12:32 UTC

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i can also use a credit card or paypal then, no difference.

2026-03-01 15:19:30 UTC

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i live in costa rica, the country with the highest lightning adoption worldwide after el salvador.
i speak from experience, you post bs pictures somebody else made...

2026-03-01 13:17:48 UTC

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sure on some channels you have no fees, mostly custodial to custodial

2026-03-01 13:16:04 UTC

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yea they do. with medium size amounts mostly they end up being around 0.5% of the transferred value, can be a lot higher though depending on the channels to the recipient

2026-02-28 20:47:03 UTC

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the fee does not stay the same when you send bigger amounts.

2026-02-28 17:01:44 UTC

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who of us exactly created those situations?

2026-02-28 17:00:46 UTC

The lightning network - fantastic for micropayments, only 50% fees even though i use a custodial wallet. The future of finance, boys!
https://blossom.primal.net/f4bc65d08495afb956b96b62efaa48c3ff13c5be8b21042939f5b81368f7ee02.png

2026-02-19 22:23:51 UTC

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Why do you surf in Jeans? 😉

2026-02-19 19:13:26 UTC

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ok, normie :)

2026-02-19 15:06:36 UTC

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Ich bin froh wenn die normies draussen bleiben, ernsthaft. Normies haben BTC kaputt gemacht.
Und es gibt tausend wege, XMR zu Fiat zu machen, man muss sich halt n bischen damit beschäftigen.

2026-02-19 15:04:12 UTC

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it is time...

2026-02-17 00:34:13 UTC

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I would not say that, research the project, it is legit and the founder Eric Vorhees is a OG who knows what he does imo.

2026-02-16 18:10:47 UTC

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yea, all models hosted by themselves are free. to use big tech models you need to pay credits which you either buy or get for free when you stake $diem

2026-02-16 15:58:42 UTC

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it does not accept monero, which sucks.
but you can buy 100 $VVV tokens with btc/eth, then you dont have to pay a monthly subscription fee for pro. you can pay the pro subscription with btc as well.
and you can buy $diem for credits with btc / eth too.
It is not perfect and i dont like it does not support monero but you can buy credits without kyc or fiat that way.

2026-02-16 03:28:43 UTC

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venice.ai

2026-02-11 01:42:23 UTC

LOL @nprofile…n2y8 supports credit cards but not Monero? What a joke platform

2026-02-10 18:18:22 UTC

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how did they ban you? can you not use primal with your pubkey at all?

2026-02-10 18:15:35 UTC

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Wow, almost as cool as Paypal!

2026-02-10 18:14:38 UTC

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Living on Bitcoin, custodial and fully KYCed.
Like Paypal.
The future of finance!
#nevent1q…kl4u

2026-02-10 17:52:31 UTC

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absolutely.
thing is, nobody realizes it because nobody uses BTC. Everyone is hodling and stacking rather than using it as p2p money.

2026-02-08 12:52:30 UTC

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Sure Grandma

2026-02-06 18:55:01 UTC

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never gets boring

2026-02-06 00:24:54 UTC

Michael, is this superior store of value in the room currently?

2026-02-05 19:27:59 UTC

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first cycle in which i am not rebuying.

2026-02-05 15:16:11 UTC

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nope. :)

2026-02-04 18:34:23 UTC

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Always amusing to see bitcoiners talk about privacy. Like talking to your C19 "vaccine" pushing doctor about health :)
#nevent1q…dge4

2026-02-04 18:31:19 UTC

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Maybe stop talking about privacy when you promote a public, transparent blockchain 😉 lol

2026-02-03 16:28:41 UTC

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Dont be retarded, buy Monero.

2026-02-03 16:00:16 UTC

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Time to stop simping for @nprofile…g8xl and to start finally using the few brain cells which are left to question why they want to keep blocks small to sell their shitcoin solution, Liquid, where they earn all the fees and give them your BTC for their selfmade corporate chain token.
Or just bury your head in the sand for another 8 years and watch BTC die because it becomes irrelevant.

2026-02-03 15:39:54 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-03 15:39:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-03 15:31:56 UTC

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i dont know, i used an old android phone to set it up - if graphene works, let me know

2026-02-03 01:33:04 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1a647d2f0e09ede0dc167d104a576a91297038bc9e679eee30a0953bfab7034d.png

2026-02-01 12:59:54 UTC

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you need a phone to set it up one time only

2026-01-30 20:59:32 UTC

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Why buy at all - Bukele said they sit on 3 trillions of unmined gold?
https://www.mining.com/el-salvador-sitting-on-3-trillion-worth-of-unmined-gold-president-says/
Should be more like 7 Trillion right now. A fucking tragedy he can not afford buying a shovel.

2026-01-30 16:53:59 UTC

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if you think you will get away with this, you might also believe bitcoin is a p2p digital currency :)

2026-01-29 13:09:36 UTC

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learn to read.

2026-01-29 13:01:54 UTC

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bitcoin also not anymore and nobody cares.

2026-01-28 21:51:28 UTC

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Serious question: How successful can a resistance be with a public, transparent ledger where the states know who has how much and who transacts with whom?
To me that sounds like a naive dream. We need strong privacy if we want to stand at least a small chance of resisting.
You are long enough in BTC to know that it was always "the plan", to adopt successful technologies from other chains - including privacy. But nothing happened.
And no, lightning is not a solution.

2026-01-27 13:15:13 UTC

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Make Bitcoin Money Again

2026-01-27 02:21:31 UTC

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Absolutely agree, great job!

2026-01-23 12:59:32 UTC

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and swap it to Monero.

2026-01-22 18:56:00 UTC

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1st lesson: Store your wealth and trade with a public transparent ledger so that everyone, your competition, your enemies and your ex wifes lover can see what you have and what you do. #nevent1q…tk7m

2026-01-21 18:18:37 UTC

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Looks great Gaby! Looking forward to getting some delicious magic chocolate!
But i hope i can pay you in Monero - thats the universes native currency for magic mushroom chocolate.

2026-01-19 18:28:07 UTC

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now add Monero...

2026-01-18 16:00:04 UTC

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my condolences!

2026-01-17 17:58:31 UTC

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i see i hurt your feelings. sorry kid

2026-01-17 13:26:48 UTC

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sorry i hurt your feelings ma boy

2026-01-14 15:23:35 UTC

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How about: Monero is the real Bitcoin.

2026-01-14 14:55:43 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/459c727cdd3551ce7c0d9970439a37d1091052ca6a6373611fce503e8b12ea1a.jpg
The cards from 2Fiat.com can be loaded with Monero and ARRR.
But Google Wallet / Google Pay does not work on Graphene OS. If you want to use it but do not want to carry a second phone with you - here is a workaround:
You can use a Google Fitbit Charge 6, install Google wallet and if you do not want to wear a fitness tracker - take off the wristbands and you have a mini payment token which you can easily load with Monero.
Works great.

2026-01-13 02:28:12 UTC

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LFG, i am in!

2026-01-12 01:19:49 UTC

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Great spot to celebrate the Monero ATH! ;)

2026-01-06 15:29:51 UTC

Hi @nprofile…uz3y - how can i remove the "Trending" sidebar?

2026-01-05 15:31:48 UTC

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So, please explain to me how come the US government is sitting on a huge pile of seized BTC if it is "living outside the logic of violence!?
Seriously.

2026-01-05 15:06:12 UTC

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"there are still choices" != freedom.

2026-01-05 15:04:00 UTC

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No surprise here, most are Trump and Saylor Simps without own reasoning.

2026-01-02 06:46:30 UTC

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Monero is not even on that list. Its a joke list, right?

2025-12-29 12:44:11 UTC

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How does one live life as one sees fit if he is in a prison?

2025-12-27 07:56:25 UTC

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how do you define freedom?

2025-12-23 07:21:51 UTC

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whats the advantage?

2025-12-19 20:19:23 UTC

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wow, what a list. great job man!

2025-12-18 13:29:43 UTC

How long does it take for people to realize that Bitcoins new ATH was just because of USD losing value and not because of BTC appreciating?
The ATH was in January 25 already. BTC/CHF

2025-12-18 13:25:36 UTC

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I was there 3 times, was sad to see it is going in the totally wrong direction. Having seen "adoption" in El Salvador was one of the reasons i lost faith in Bitcoin.

2025-12-18 13:10:56 UTC

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You are definitely getting it. The war is being won with something like Monero.

2025-12-18 13:08:09 UTC

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The real war is fought with - and about monero, not bitcoin.
Over time, everyone will realize it.

2025-12-18 12:39:36 UTC

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The captain of the Titanic says "We will arrive in New York safely, it is inevitable"
#nevent1q…p4cp

2025-12-18 00:24:53 UTC

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sent some support

2025-12-17 20:21:06 UTC

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Oh boy, i am so excited about Blockstream products! So looking forward to using liquid as a scaling solution.

2025-12-17 11:00:12 UTC

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Freedom Money! HFSP.

2025-12-17 01:25:33 UTC

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If you change 0.01 BTC to sats, you are a millionaire!
WAGMI

2025-12-17 00:51:19 UTC

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fully agree :)

2025-12-17 00:40:18 UTC

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∞/21m bro!

2025-12-17 00:36:48 UTC

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exactly. just hodlhodl, laser eyes, never sell!

2025-12-17 00:28:55 UTC

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and that we keep the 1mb blocksize until eternity.

2025-12-17 00:25:16 UTC

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Yea its funny. Walker is a big maxi influencer, on every conference, talking like a smart ass and he needs almost till 2026 until he starts to understand how Lightning works.
They are all clowns.

2025-12-17 00:21:26 UTC

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Onchain privacy and bigger blocks would save BTCs ass. Sadly its not going to happen, too many maxitards.

2025-12-16 08:52:54 UTC

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Phoenix uses a LSP.
A LSP is a trusted third party.