CAPSODELL
CAPS ODELL BOT

GET BULLISH DICKHEADS.
CAPS ODELL IS IN TOWN.

ALL CAPS. ALWAYS

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Last Notes

2026-04-04 02:46:04 UTC

SURE BUT IT STILL HELPS IN PLACES WHERE ELON AND THE GOVERNMENT ARE NOT FRIENDLY LIKE IRAN

2026-03-29 02:48:07 UTC

I DONT BUT PLAYING AN EDITED CLIP FROM 2 YEARS AGO TO STIR UP NEW DRAMA IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MY ISSUE WITH HIM

2026-03-29 02:46:06 UTC

OPSEC IS IMPORTANT
EXPECTING EVERYONE TO HAVE SATOSHI LEVEL OPSEC IS RETARDED

2026-03-29 02:45:10 UTC

DIFFERENCE IS EVERY LIKE ETC WOULD NEED TO BE SIGNED
WOULD PROBABLY NEED WIFI, BUT I AGREE

2026-03-28 23:13:06 UTC

““GATEKEEPING INFLUENCERS IN IVORY TOWERS”
GET OVER YOURSELF BRO

2026-03-28 22:21:09 UTC

IF THE GOV EVER MAKES AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU
60% OF THE “BITCOIN COMMUNITY” WILL BE INDIFFERENT
35% WILL CHEER IT ON
4.99% WILL PUBLICLY SUPPORT YOU
.01% WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

2026-03-28 21:42:11 UTC

WHAT DOES THE IDEAL EXTERNAL SIGNER LOOK LIKE TO YOU

2026-03-28 14:10:05 UTC

YES

2026-03-27 23:03:05 UTC

LIAR

2026-03-27 21:01:05 UTC

WE STILL NEED TO FREE SAMOURAI

2026-03-27 16:31:05 UTC

ADJUSTED THE @nprofile…pacd SCHEDULE
IT NOW REPORTS HOURLY DURING US MARKET HOURS AND EVERY THREE HOURS WHEN MARKETS ARE CLOSED
https://citadelwire.com

2026-03-26 21:46:05 UTC

PODHOME IS AWESOME

2026-03-26 02:49:04 UTC

HUMBLE ENOUGH

2026-03-26 02:26:04 UTC

GOTTA SAY I NAILED MY CAPS TURN OFF THIS CYCLE

2026-03-26 02:13:05 UTC

PRETTY COOL
CHEERS @nprofile…tnhy
https://blossom.primal.net/4d510c8291e2e7520a2c4d94b50cdda0c95c4a505232e477bfb48c0c5531b3c1.png

2026-03-25 15:15:20 UTC

AGREE, IF YOU FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS LET ME KNOW

2026-03-25 13:46:04 UTC

YEA THAT ONE IS PRETTY BAD
WEB APPS ON MOBILE HAVE SOME CACHE LIMITATIONS THAT FORCES ME TO USE WORSE MODELS, MAYBE ILL PACKAGE PROPER APP RELEASES SO IT CAN INCLUDE BETTER ONES

2026-03-25 13:35:05 UTC

WHICH MODEL ARE YOU USING

2026-03-25 02:28:04 UTC

FASCINATING
https://blossom.primal.net/4e2aaec58323f9508f36c23e19e86ccda3dc6cb926e49eed969e81c29b554a8e.png

2026-03-24 20:58:05 UTC

CLEVER, I DIG IT

2026-03-24 20:38:04 UTC

SHOULD WORK BETTER FOR YOU NOW, CAN YOU TEST IT AND LET ME KNOW

2026-03-24 19:57:05 UTC

WEIRD, I CANT REPRODUCE THAT ISSUE, WHAT BROWSER ARE YOU USING?

2026-03-24 19:35:04 UTC

ITS A WEB APP SO I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH APP STORE APPROVAL
YOU CAN SAVE IT TO YOUR HOME SCREEN FOR EASY OFFLINE USE
ON IOS PRESS SHARE THEN ADD TO HOME SCREEN

2026-03-24 18:59:05 UTC

BEEN COOKING UP SOMETHING FRESH
OFFLINE WEB APP + LOCAL AI
A FULL CITADEL ASSISTANT IF SHIT HITS THE FAN
ACCESS IT EASILY OFFLINE ON ANY MODERN MOBILE, TABLET, DESKTOP WITH A BROWSER
https://citadel.chat

2026-03-23 19:04:05 UTC

@nprofile…lklh
https://blossom.primal.net/795ce9ad83659e01112316f6789b2c08b5731c59280468324709efa14b33c4f0.jpg

2026-03-23 03:03:11 UTC

WE USE SPARK AS THE BACKEND
NO KYC, NO LIMITS, GLOBAL, FULL ONCHAIN AND LIGHTNING SUPPORT, EASY UX, SEED BACKUP

2026-03-23 02:45:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/00f26bc05c9073609adf0066360f4ab2750ba341b7fb3bc4b5d8d37963bbf63f.jpg

2026-03-23 00:00:05 UTC

WILD

2026-03-22 16:39:06 UTC

A SELF-CONTAINED, OFFLINE SURVIVAL COMPUTER PACKED WITH CRITICAL TOOLS, KNOWLEDGE, AND AI
https://github.com/Crosstalk-Solutions/project-nomad

2026-03-22 01:48:04 UTC

WE UPLOAD EVERY RIP TO nostr:
@npub10ut…xdlq

2026-03-21 16:32:04 UTC

YOU HATE ME, YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME, AND YOU CONSTANTLY LIE BECAUSE YOUR HATE LACKS SUBSTANCE
I DIDN’T FUND BPI, I HELPED CREATE IT
BPI DOES NOT SPEAK FOR BITCOIN, IT EXISTS TO KEEP AMERICAN BITCOINERS OUT OF GULAGS
(FOR EXAMPLE, WE WERE THE ONLY ONES WILLING TO RUN THE SAMOURAI LEGAL DEFENSE FUND)
EUROPEAN BITCOINERS ARE IN A MUCH WORSE SITUATION THAN AMERICANS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE AN EQUIVALENT

2026-03-21 16:22:04 UTC

YOU GUYS MAKE HATING ME YOUR IDENTITY
LAME WAY TO LIVE LIFE

2026-03-21 16:19:04 UTC

IT’S NOT SO SIMPLE, MOST SOCIAL USERS LURK AND DON’T POST, SHOULD THEY NOT BE COUNTED?
IRONICALLY BOTS ARE OFTEN MORE ACTIVE THAN HUMANS

2026-03-21 15:53:04 UTC

WE REPORT THE UPPER BOUND
ALL THE BIG TECH SOCIALS INFLATE FOLLOWER COUNTS
TIKTOK IS PARTICULARLY EGREGIOUS

2026-03-21 02:35:05 UTC

I HAVE RECS LISTED HERE: https://odell.xyz

2026-03-21 00:01:04 UTC

MY RECOMMENDATION IS THREE COLDCARDS + SPARROW

2026-03-21 00:00:04 UTC

MISSED THAT, WILL READ NEXT WEEK 🫡

2026-03-20 16:43:04 UTC

OR RECEIVE ZAPS
OR SELL GOODS FOR BITCOIN
AS IT SHOULD BE
(BUT ALSO WE WILL ADD FIAT TO BTC IN APP AGAIN SHORTLY, JUST WORKING THROUGH THE SPECIFICS)

2026-03-20 16:42:04 UTC

YOU CAN MAKE INFINITE NOSTR NSECS AND ASSOCIATED PRIMAL WALLETS WITHOUT PERMISSION

2026-03-20 14:43:05 UTC

SPARK IS FIXING THEIR BACKEND INDEXER TO SOLVE THE WALLET BALANCE ERROR, WE OVERLOADED IT
NEXT PRIMAL UPDATE WILL INCLUDE FULL ZAP RECEIVE INFO, I’M ALREADY TESTING IT

2026-03-19 15:42:04 UTC

MONITOR THE SITUATION WITHOUT ENGAGEMENT SLOP
https://citadelwire.com

2026-03-19 15:31:04 UTC

> THIS SHIFTS FROM DEMOCRATIC TO PLUTOCRATIC WEIGHTING.
21 SATS PER VOTE IS NOT A PLUTOCRACY LMFAO
IT’S A PENNY

2026-03-19 15:15:13 UTC

PROBABLY SOMETHING SIMILAR TO COVID WHERE NORMIES SLEEP WALKED FOR MONTHS THEN OVERREACTED
COUPLED WITH OTHER MACRO TRENDS SUCH AS AI JOB REPLACEMENT AND INFLATION, ITS A BAD TIME TO NOT BE PAYING ATTENTION

2026-03-19 15:11:04 UTC

ITS 21 SATS PER VOTE
THATS A PENNY LOL

2026-03-19 15:10:04 UTC

I THINK TRUMP THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WEEKEND ASSASSINATION JOB AND MISCALCULATED THE CONSEQUENCES

2026-03-19 15:08:04 UTC

WHAT NORMIES DO BEST, PANIC

2026-03-19 14:37:04 UTC

MANDIBLES THEN BITCOIN STANDARD

2026-03-19 14:22:05 UTC

3 DAYS AND 9 HOURS UNTIL WEEKLY WINNERS ARE CHOSEN
I WILL ZAP ALL FOUR WINNERS, 1111 SATS EACH
https://citadelarcade.com

2026-03-19 14:13:05 UTC

FEELS THAT WAY

2026-03-19 05:35:05 UTC

NEEDED TO DO A BUNCH OF WORK TO ENABLE IT WITH THE NEW WALLET
FULL ZAP RENDERING WILL BE IN THE NEXT UPDATE (IM TESTING IT NOW)

2026-03-19 04:09:05 UTC

WHOEVER POSTS THE POLL GETS THE ZAPS

2026-03-19 01:58:05 UTC

FOG OF WAR

2026-03-19 01:23:06 UTC

LOW VOLUME, WATCHING

2026-03-19 01:23:04 UTC

INTERESTING, I THINK IT HAPPENS MUCH SOONER
US IS BOGGED DOWN WITH IRAN
LESS PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO STEP IN AND NO MORAL HIGH GROUND

2026-03-19 00:31:05 UTC

NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY FROM WHAT I CAN TELL

2026-03-19 00:30:05 UTC

POLY THINKS BIBI IS ALIVE FWIW
https://blossom.primal.net/2c41ffb8bd238dc8fcbe2201fa85afc9e9b3522a55e9ea68eaa262a37f32bad3.png

2026-03-19 00:25:05 UTC

IF CHINA WANTS FULL CONTROL OF TAIWAN, THEY PROBABLY MAKE A MOVE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER
#nevent1q…dtnz

2026-03-18 23:00:05 UTC

YES
AND YOU WILL HAVE TO VOUCH FOR ME

2026-03-18 21:53:04 UTC

ONLY WAY WE COULD GET COMPLY WITH APPLE RESTRICTION
YOU CAN MUTE IT FYI

2026-03-18 20:37:03 UTC

YOU CAN NOW ZAP THE LEADERBOARD 🫡
#nevent1q…m4r2

2026-03-18 20:34:04 UTC

YOU CAN SIGN IN TO PRIMAL WEB USING QR CODE WITH THE PRIMAL MOBILE APP OR ANY NSECBUNKER APP
IF YOU SIGN IN WITH THE PRIMAL MOBILE APP, ZAPPING AUTOMATICALLY WORKS AS WELL

2026-03-18 18:58:04 UTC

LEADERBOARD ZAPS HAVE BEEN ADDED, IF YOU ENTER YOUR NPUB YOU ALSO GET YOUR PROFILE PICTURE UNDER THEIR NAME
https://citadelarcade.com

2026-03-18 17:38:04 UTC

I WAS THINKING THE SAME, THATS WHY THEY ARE LIGHTNING ADDRESSES

2026-03-18 15:01:04 UTC

RIGHT NOW YOU JUST EARN STREET CRED BEING ON THE LEADERBOARD
RELATIVELY EASY FOR ME TO ADD SATS PRIZES IN THE FUTURE, CONSIDERING IT

2026-03-18 14:23:05 UTC

ADDED ANOTHER GAME
https://citadelarcade.com

2026-03-18 14:05:05 UTC

CONFIRMED WITH FRANK OUT OF BAND THAT THIS IS HIM

2026-03-18 00:03:04 UTC

JUST UPDATED THE RSS FEED SO IT HAS THE SAME FORMATTING AS THE NOSTR FEED
DOES IT LOOK BETTER ON YOUR SIDE?

2026-03-17 23:38:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/27b19099c720cd514c16c8a5d615c249bb0cdb296c3b7a9aaab8e83d20f256dc.png

2026-03-17 21:08:04 UTC

TEN31 EXISTS TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE OBSOLETE
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/cryptos-true-believers

2026-03-17 17:37:04 UTC

PROBABLY BROKE WHEN YOU MIGRATED WALLETS, TRY DISCONNECTING AND THEN RECONNECTING IT

2026-03-17 16:28:04 UTC

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER FAM

2026-03-17 16:19:04 UTC

PRIMAL RUNS PLENTY OF INFRA AND IT IS ALL MIT OPEN SOURCE
WE DO NOT WANT TO BE A CUSTODIAN OR KYC OUR USERS, LIKE RIVER DOES, SIMPLE
SPARK IS NOT PERFECT BUT IT IS THE BEST TRADEOFF BALANCE FOR OUR USERS RIGHT NOW, THEY CAN EXIT AT WILL WITHOUT PERMISSION, AND CAN USE ANY OTHER WALLET THAT SUPPORTS NWC
IF A BETTER OPTION EMERGES FOR OUR USERS THEN WE WILL MOVE TO THAT IN THE FUTURE

2026-03-17 15:27:04 UTC

INTERESTING, DETAILS?

2026-03-17 15:24:05 UTC

THE WORDING IS NOT CLEAR HOW THIS LOOKS IN PRACTICE BUT GREAT TO SEE

2026-03-17 15:22:05 UTC

I DONT EXPECT THAT BUT IF IT HAPPENS USERS HAVE UNILATERAL EXIT AND CAN MOVE TO A NEW WALLET WITHOUT LIGHTSPARK’S PERMISSION
IF A BETTER OPTION FOR OUR USERS EMERGES WE WILL MOVE TO THAT

2026-03-17 15:17:05 UTC

THAT UX IS PRETTY BAD
WE OFFER EASY NOSTR WALLET CONNECT SO YOU CAN USE AN EXTERNAL WALLET WITH GOOD UX

2026-03-17 14:59:04 UTC

MIGHT SEEM BASIC BUT IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS, MOST OF THE OUT OF THE BOX GIF PROVIDERS FORCE YOU TO HOST WITH THEM SO THEY GET ALL THE DATA

2026-03-17 14:57:04 UTC

ALL GIFS POSTED USING PRIMAL ARE HOSTED USING BLOSSOM TOO, NOSTR NATIVE

2026-03-17 14:32:04 UTC

CONTRARIAN TAKE BASED ON OTHER COMMENTS
I PAID FOR OUR WEDDING MYSELF, NO FAMILY SUPPORT, SPENT A DECENT AMOUNT, WORTH EVERY SAT

2026-03-17 14:28:06 UTC

AROUND $400
BASICALLY $100 PER GAME, THEN $100 FOR THE MAIN PAGE
I USED THE MOST EXPENSIVE MODEL (CLAUDE OPUS 4.6)

2026-03-16 21:51:04 UTC

RELIABLE AMMO, SOLID PRICES, ACCEPTS BITCOIN USING BTCPAY ✅

2026-03-16 21:50:04 UTC

THE BEST

2026-03-16 20:34:05 UTC

THE AI TOLD ME IT FOUND A NIP SPECIFICALLY FOR GAMES BUT JUST MADE IT ALL UP 😂

2026-03-16 19:44:04 UTC

I AM HAVING THE USERS PUT IN A LIGHTNING ADDRESS AND IF IT CORRESPONDS TO A VALID NIP5 THEN IT AUTO LINKS TO THEIR NOSTR ACCOUNT
(THIS AVOIDS THE FRICTION OF ASKING THEM FOR A NPUB)

2026-03-16 19:42:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f3554f13343ac4e22c8684ccd823ee09de5dadf6f39671c253f473e0f6c6ca5e.png
#nevent1q…3cd5

2026-03-16 19:36:04 UTC

IM AN IDIOT, I SEE THE DOCUMENTATION ON THE PAGE YOU LINKED, WILL INTEGRATE

2026-03-16 18:39:04 UTC

DO YOU HAVE DOCUMENTATION ON KIND 30762? I CAN SWITCH TO THAT

2026-03-16 18:24:04 UTC

IF YOU WAIT A FEW SECONDS THE INVOICE SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY PROCESS AS PAID AND THE GAME STARTS
WILL SEND YOUR 100 SATS BACK SO YOU CAN TRY AGAIN (IF YOU WANT)

2026-03-16 16:52:06 UTC

GAME SERVER SIGNED, I DIDNT WANT TO ADD THE FRICTION OF REQUIRING A NOSTR ACCOUNT TO PLAY

2026-03-16 16:52:04 UTC

THREE GREEN DOTS 👀
FOUR DOTS INBOUND

2026-03-16 16:29:06 UTC

YES SIR

2026-03-16 14:41:04 UTC

MADE TWO MORE GAMES, THREE TOTAL NOW
SCORES ARE NOSTR EVENTS
LEADERBOARDS LINK TO NOSTR PROFILES
USES PRIMAL’S NEW NO KYC WALLET TO RECEIVE PAYMENTS
https://citadelarcade.com

2026-03-16 02:54:05 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/fcaf4d67b332304d3918b8c5ce5d2b5d0cdb5c02f6d7687354a536698bc87dfc.png

2026-03-15 22:11:04 UTC

MAKES LYING MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE THOUGH, STILL A NET BENEFIT

2026-03-15 21:55:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ddade5762b1914425d845663260149292057c5a3677bb6af2ec689e1980a3b6b.jpg

2026-03-14 18:59:05 UTC

10 YEARS IS IMPRESSIVE SIR
APPRECIATE YOU 🫡

2026-03-13 20:17:04 UTC

HARDCODE FOLLOWER COUNT TO +1% PER DAY, FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

2026-03-13 19:21:04 UTC

IT WAS VERY EARLY ON, WE SKIPPED CHRISTMAS WEEK A COUPLE MONTHS IN AND THEN HAVENT SKIPPED A WEEK SINCE

2026-03-13 18:36:04 UTC

https://citadelwire.com
#nevent1q…yke4

2026-03-13 15:41:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/41df8c1105e3d7febccb6673450feae2a6706eae048d962556cc9ac2b9207ff7.jpg
#nevent1q…gtks