joe

PGP: D209D91A38DF27036403EE2BA1F0014A1DB77CE1

Public Key

npub1yu7h0k3sqf065d37gzmpz4d0eq7ehamtw75n0s3n2lelmyhctt9q70g5em

NIP-05 Address

joe_@getalby.com

NIP-57 Address

joe_@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszw0thmgcqyha2xclypds32khus0vm7a4h02fhcge40ulajtu94jspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vp39e3x7mr59ehkyum9wfmx2u30qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj72y5jd0

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nostr-01.bolt.observer

relay.damus.io

relay.nostr.band

Author Public Key

npub1yu7h0k3sqf065d37gzmpz4d0eq7ehamtw75n0s3n2lelmyhctt9q70g5em

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Last Notes

2024-08-31 13:18:29

If Elon cared about users he would have a .onion address.

2024-08-25 02:04:15

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Mid take.

2024-08-20 19:32:57

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"I've been a part of 100 coinjoin this month."
C'mon, that's just retarded.

2024-08-20 19:29:51

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How many coinjoins have you done this month?

2024-08-14 16:55:16

@nprofile…gj0h https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object-groups/handheld-electronic-calculators

2024-08-11 13:40:57

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I have the Griptilian too. 👊

2024-08-11 13:21:00

GM. If you're looking for a good pocket knife, Benchmade is amazing.

2024-08-09 13:38:29

TIL the woman who created my OS coined the term "evil maid attack."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_maid_attack

2024-08-07 03:10:09

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Your takes are always so retarded.

2024-08-06 13:36:30

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What do you suggest for someone who doesn't know anything about security to do long term cold storage?

2024-08-06 02:07:24

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Your password manager should be able to hold any secret, or you should put none in there. If you cannot store any secret in your password manager then you are doing it wrong.

2024-08-06 01:59:13

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Nice exploit!

2024-08-05 19:04:15

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It's called DM, not PM.

2024-08-04 18:56:42

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezer_burn

2024-08-04 18:39:17

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Get a manual defrost, frost free will give you freezer burn. I've been using a Frigidaire 14 cu ft for just under 2 years with no complaints.

2024-08-03 19:09:20

Anyone who uses "is a convicted felon" as an argument for not liking or discrediting someone is a loser. Always has been.

2024-08-02 01:58:07

Are you kidding me?! So close.
https://image.nostr.build/f10baee4e87c7ce6a1f8ef56473ea1393b38bb94d7227f90a325a7163f3957d8.jpg

2024-07-31 18:27:05

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Update your software and chill.

2024-07-26 23:02:19

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Are those pirate boots?

2024-07-26 15:23:45

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You don't know how to use search engines? The last link I gave you was the first result from searching "tor udp". I'm not going to spoon feed you.

2024-07-26 15:15:51

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https://tor.stackexchange.com/questions/4523/can-i-use-tor-through-udp-protocol#4524

2024-07-18 11:42:14

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Have you decided if you are self entitled or ignorant because of your age?

2024-07-16 21:57:37

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https://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/bitcoin-is-not-backed-by-nothing/

2024-07-15 14:40:54

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Satoshi? How do you know your distance from the web?

2024-07-15 13:42:20

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Well now I'm afraid if I login to listr I might start recommending them too.

2024-07-15 13:11:06

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It definitely showed up right after I used highlighter for the first time, but I can't find anything in their settings to remove it.

2024-07-15 12:42:07

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Yes, on Amethyst.

2024-07-15 12:22:13

Why does my bio say that I recommend highlighter, and how do I remove that? #asknostr

2024-07-15 11:16:12

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Is that rhetorical? You've made this hard for people. It's your fault. If you at least signed commits one could encrypt to you using that key. https://github.com/callebtc.gpg
The truth is I wouldn't email you. I would move on with my life after not finding a pgp key for you easily.

2024-07-14 13:48:43

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🍪

2024-07-13 15:35:56

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The best decision of my life was having a kid. Wish I had a bunch more and started earlier.

2024-07-13 15:28:37

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When I ran a lnd node I would just coinjoin to lnds wallet and then open channels.

2024-07-12 21:26:34

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The premise of the question is wrong (which is what I was pointing out), why would I answer it?

2024-07-12 13:59:23

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It's just like his npub, you have to ask him or trust someone else.

2024-07-12 12:05:21

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Nostr isn't the only place with freedim of speach. You can host anything you want on a .onion.

2024-07-10 11:57:15

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Bruce Fenton is a shitcoiner larping as a bitcoiner. Why does anyone care about his opinion?

2024-07-09 19:33:59

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It's relying on trust in Primal that they do what they say. Better to not trust and hide your own IP.

2024-07-09 16:59:20

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Pretty sure you muzzled your friend during mag load, and grip strength will help you with recoil control.

2024-07-06 20:14:20

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An argument for opiates.

2024-07-06 14:37:10

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YW_6OXYB7E

2024-07-04 23:10:52

Happy 4th. We're watching fireworks from above tonight.
https://image.nostr.build/6fcd66c65e8814c8ef42b691b58a244d0d35f73f9f16e0e3c8e39a2fa04e149b.jpg

2024-07-01 16:16:25

If you believe Ross Ulbricht should be free, what do you think of Variety Jones/Cimon/Plural of Mongoose? Should he be free too, or is he more guilty because he convinced Ross to do more of his mafia style moves?

2024-06-30 20:03:53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJTsD8Ro37M

2024-06-30 16:23:00

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Glad I don't have that problem.
https://image.nostr.build/6019c3072d7940e03801aa24e4fcf53d9c7d5d26a7b0682a106c1a4352f37962.jpg

2024-06-28 15:38:01

Shit just got real.
https://image.nostr.build/306381764cff864523d78559da8f1d80fa62d6f4ea05f69e5bc715141af3d855.jpg

2024-06-25 20:39:08

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Cool, hopefully it's enough to make them profitable.

2024-06-25 19:12:32

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Why should anyone use nostr.build vs any other image host? I think people are just using you a lot because nostr is in your url. Maybe you should try to provide a unique service, and then charge for it.

2024-06-24 16:31:51

Bike park day. #bikestr
https://image.nostr.build/f5cd4953a7cef066d6010f7d5ece8cb9e783817680be4c9f663e4fdc78be7dbd.jpg

2024-06-22 14:59:48

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My earbuds even fell asleep before the end.

2024-06-20 14:27:17

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The crazy thing is that you didn't assume this was the case.

2024-06-19 20:37:18

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Yep. Localbitcoins, Asian chick, met at a Starbucks, paid cash.

2024-06-18 16:26:38

Anyone got a review of a Starbook? #asknostr
https://starlabs.systems/pages/starbook

2024-06-18 16:24:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA2VUcXKyeU

2024-06-18 13:15:15

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3 years for me. He would've been 66 this month. 🫂

2024-06-16 14:24:40

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Happy Father's Day!

2024-06-15 15:47:42

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Yeah that dude is a massive loser.

2024-06-13 15:15:59

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https://imgflip.com/i/8tr1gl

2024-06-12 17:28:07

git push --set-upstream origin golden-girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doy5VfSSN_A

2024-06-12 11:42:55

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“If you ask me to name the proudest distinction of Americans, I would choose — because it contains all the others — the fact that they were the people who created the phrase ‘to make money.’ No other language or nation had ever used these words before; men had always thought of wealth as a static quantity — to be seized, begged, inherited, shared, looted or obtained as a favor. Americans were the first to understand that wealth has to be created. The words ‘to make money’ hold the essence of human morality."
--Ayn Rand

2024-06-09 14:55:12

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Silent payments, coinjoin, and browser wallets are really making darkwallet just look like it was 10 years too early.

2024-06-07 16:39:30

Anyone got some testnet coins? #asknostr
tb1qj38jcluz9wx7ggcl62ut20d9nvjxyxfe577w3w

2024-06-06 19:30:19

If you are relying on a nym, be prepared to be tested.

2024-06-06 19:26:42

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Anyone have a link to just the text of the article?

2024-06-06 12:58:35

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Can it be easier than that?

2024-06-06 12:46:29

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That was a lot of user interaction for "it doesn't get easier than this."

2024-06-06 12:07:13

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🍪

2024-06-04 17:17:43

'Normies looking at me like, "How the dude do it?" Built an empire off computers I rooted.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nALqqSqdDw

2024-06-02 13:08:53

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LMGTFY

2024-06-01 17:30:36

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Congrats bro!

2024-05-26 20:45:50

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They prob talked about assassinating Trump too.

2024-05-26 01:41:10

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>I used ChatGPT of course
Why "of course?"

2024-05-24 20:01:07

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Don't forget your microspikes. Barely any weight and a life saver in steep snowy terrain. Have fun!

2024-05-24 19:23:47

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Pencilveinia?

2024-05-24 02:29:38

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It kinda reminds me of people using Brave browser instead of just using Tor browser or Mullvad browser.

2024-05-24 02:21:45

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https://coldcard.com/docs/upgrade/#dont-trust-verify-the-firmware

2024-05-24 01:31:30

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Nm I'm an idiot and conflated checksum with hash. So no verification?

2024-05-24 01:30:24

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But no pgp verification? Where do you get the "good" checksum to compare against?

2024-05-24 00:57:21

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Does it verify the firmware?

2024-05-22 19:12:44

Anyone else ever type `exit` and press enter to try and close the browser?

2024-05-22 18:23:47

This photo is amazing. I'm a little jealous of Lazlo, I only have one son.
https://image.nostr.build/4cbd0f6f31948a64317fb10f42ba0735d293e621bd1e8c53fb1e3d80447f36cc.jpg

2024-05-22 17:04:52

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It's a privilege for all humans to hold bitcoin.

2024-05-22 13:35:43

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I’ve been training for 3 decades now and always looked best when eating glyphosates.

2024-05-22 12:41:54

First TFTC I've been excited about in a while: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/tales-from-the-crypt/episodes/509-Sustaining-Bitcoin-For-Generations-with-Michael-Goldstein-e2juuaq

2024-05-20 18:32:30

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I believe nostr.mutinywallet.com is running blastr and relay.mutinywallet.com is running strfry.

2024-05-17 00:04:19

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Which is the equivalent of giving a fake name and email address.

2024-05-16 21:41:31

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Can't you just put fake info and a burner email? If people put their real info it's kinda natural selection. The relays all have your ip address too you know. I don't see anyone clamoring for some type of onion routing.

2024-05-16 14:49:13

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You didn't even address my points. If the rancher you shake hands with is storing his meet at an unsafe temp do you continue to buy from him if the only alternative is a unknown person from an unknown location but has stellar quality meet for less money?

2024-05-16 14:45:37

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Since 2015.

2024-05-16 14:27:10

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I never understood "buy local." Don't you want the best product for the best price, regardless of the geographic location of it's production? What if your local shop is diluting their product, you just suck it up?

2024-05-16 13:19:05

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There are no "nostr sites." It's not like Tor that has a darknet that is only accessible over Tor. Nostr sites are just regular websites.

2024-05-15 15:03:45

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It's dumb to use github issues for stuff like this.

2024-05-15 01:47:07

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I use keepassxc in a dedicated vm with no internet access. I have ~1000 entries between my wife, my kid, and me. Don't see how it's manageable any other way.

2024-05-14 14:50:28

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Is that something you made or you just throwing words together into sentences?

2024-05-14 14:33:55

This was basically the last Bitcoin And... podcast. https://image.nostr.build/96e00e90da30aa9a1400cd2b2f0b6ea6d34fcceae2090ac0047cef9e936c3c63.jpg

2024-05-14 14:28:23

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Hand waving.

2024-05-14 13:24:06

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If you're not paying for the product, then you/your users are the product.

2024-05-14 12:53:18

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Cloudflare, nice bedfellows!

2024-05-13 14:27:01

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I feel bad for your family's feet so I'm going to hook you up. You buy about 10-14 pairs of really nice socks from https://darntough.com and you get a lifetime warranty. So you wear them out or your kid outgrows them, and you just get free replacements. You never buy socks again.

2024-05-13 13:14:11

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So fiat. If you wore quality socks you could not make this statement.

2024-05-11 15:24:10

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