RockMaster Mike

https://mastodon.social/@rockmastermike

Find me on the Beige.Party soon (24 Jan 2025)

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2025-01-24 03:44:28 UTC

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I think it's gotten a lot better than it used to be in the bad old days!
the last time we got a new phone here we got an unlocked refurb unit from amazon and just sim-swapped. done deal. surprisingly trouble-free experience compared to how it used to be

2025-01-22 01:07:32 UTC

Tiki Tuesday here so were mixing these #cocktails
https://punchdrink.com/recipes/artichoke-hold/

2025-01-20 01:57:20 UTC

downright cold here tonight. Just got in from the outside where it's gusty and blowing snow. it's really pretty though.
enjoying a Templeton Rye and gonna LOUNGE into the evening

2025-01-19 22:32:57 UTC

Anyone dealing with wildfire smoke who needs an excellent filtering mask specifically designed for smoke protection. Flo-mask is offering a 30% discount through the end of February. use CaliStrong30 as a discount code for all your orders.
https://www.flomask.com/

2025-01-19 03:46:03 UTC

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it's a good one!

2025-01-18 01:02:47 UTC

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thats a good looking print for a test shot.

2025-01-17 21:06:48 UTC

boosted a post from my pixelfed account. I might start using that more if I decide to post more pix

2025-01-07 23:39:38 UTC

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they say nothing is impossible, but folks like us do it EVERY DAY!

2025-01-03 13:56:45 UTC

wishing you all big Capybara energy going into the new year charging ahead with good friends.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/764/762/587/849/404/original/8a059fb01ffd3547.png

2024-12-31 19:05:01 UTC

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busy day!

2024-12-25 16:09:58 UTC

To those who celebrate. Merry Christmas. And a happy chill as possible winter Wednesday to all regardless of belief

2024-12-23 02:18:21 UTC

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wow TIL! 😄

2024-12-22 03:27:26 UTC

Happy solstice!
Im Heckin’ tipsy so signing off!

2024-12-22 01:51:37 UTC

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I recently had an old client call me and said her server stopped working and needed fixing. It was actually 10 years old and the hd failed

2024-12-21 03:06:05 UTC

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yeah playing the game on "Hard mode" lol

2024-12-21 03:04:21 UTC

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yes. or you can order from someplace like The Dancing Goat and they will too. (love the goat)

2024-12-21 02:55:02 UTC

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for train related disaster films it's hard to beat The Cassandra Crossing

2024-12-16 01:32:23 UTC

So a while back i was driving home and some guy in a van bumped me a little bit at a light. No big deal right so we pull over. Dude went apeshit! He riped the ANTENNA right off his vehicle and tried to stab me with it! Didn't really do much more than a small cut but I got a little bit of an infection.
And I swear that's how i got van aerial disease

2024-12-13 03:26:52 UTC

Just Posting cute guineapigs
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/643/369/074/305/809/original/4b8ce8832a73e318.jpeg

2024-12-13 03:14:40 UTC

I'm pet-sitting for a friend this weekend, watching over a really chill and kind of cute chameleon lizard. The poor dear is getting old though and he's stuck in one color now.
it's a bad case of reptile dysfunction

2024-12-13 02:41:39 UTC

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In other news Hammond and Xerox corporations have announced they're merging and will be releasing a whole line of reproductive organs.

2024-12-13 02:39:42 UTC

elon musk and bill gates announced they have teamed up to make a new drug for erectile dysfunction. they're going to call it "Elongates"

2024-12-13 02:08:45 UTC

just got a call from an old friend. poor guy, his marriage is on the rocks. He's been an avid firearms collector for many years and competes in marksmanship competitions. His wife got very angry at how much time and money he's been spending on his hobby and demanded he sell off his collection. When he wouldn't she poured GLUE all over them.
But he's not giving up. He's sticking to his guns.

2024-12-13 01:45:55 UTC

mastodon frens: I am overstressed, tired, and have no resources left for serious things. I'm going to need cute animals, dad jokes, and shitposts.
yall are awesome lets roll into the weekend on a wave of ridiculous.
In other news I'm quitting my job and I'm getting ready to start a new life on the coast selling lobsters, clams, and crabs.
I've already started a shell corporation

2024-12-12 02:49:25 UTC

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We're rootin' for you both fwiw.

2024-12-12 02:40:53 UTC

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hang in there! this really is the darkest part of the year.

2024-12-12 02:30:45 UTC

for those playing along at home i've had a very bad attack of my version of the long covid this week and feel like recycled butts. i'm grumpy and i hurt. fuck this bullshit with a rusty chainsaw.

2024-12-11 00:11:08 UTC

Tonight it's Tiki Tuesday with a festive Nui Nui Cocktail!
this is basically pumpkin spice tiki and it's absolutely delicious
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/nui-nui/

2024-12-10 01:29:30 UTC

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I will look for that one. We've been drinking Endeavor Botanical gin here because it's quite good and it's made 2 blocks away so its easy to find

2024-12-10 01:20:55 UTC

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Basic Negronis for us here tonight. One of my comfort cocktails :)

2024-12-06 01:11:14 UTC

how am i only just now watching Crunk On Earth?
this show is very funny
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/603/206/942/866/852/original/36ad0fc60bb5fe3f.png

2024-12-05 03:12:16 UTC

oh you have got to be kidding me.
If you don't remember chi-chis you are missing nothing. Also. "the largest hepatitis A outbreak in American history"
https://www.foodprocessing.com/business-of-food-beverage/news/55247093/chi-chis-restaurants-returning-after-two-decades

2024-12-03 15:46:35 UTC

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lol all of the above.

2024-11-30 22:18:56 UTC

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"Tom McMullen, the publisher of the car magazines Hot Rod and Street Rodder, built the house in 1993, but never moved in." (died)
a case of having more money than common sense, I reckon.

2024-11-30 02:00:12 UTC

Long day going out of my brain on the train Now we’re in a good place.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/569/429/408/522/415/original/21c989c6562dbf50.jpeg

2024-11-29 20:03:48 UTC

This thanksgiving I’m giving thanks to NOISE CANCELING EARBUDS.

2024-11-29 19:49:35 UTC

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still going strong

2024-11-29 17:34:22 UTC

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they’re two older sisters lol. It’s nonstop

2024-11-28 18:36:34 UTC

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sure does!

2024-11-28 18:15:12 UTC

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Line was not bad today 😁
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/561/941/545/988/054/original/b68b4501981b43bc.jpeg

2024-11-28 18:09:59 UTC

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nope. We’re sitting in the main joint smoked meat is on the way and yes @npub1pef…4luq grabbed the black cherry soda
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/561/914/039/138/465/original/9b541364b50d7aff.jpeg

2024-11-28 17:50:05 UTC

Standing online at schwartz’s deli. Told this is the real Montreal smoked meat experience

2024-11-26 23:06:52 UTC

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Lovely view to finish my travel day
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/551/759/804/131/154/original/be74edcfed8f4fc9.jpeg

2024-11-26 21:57:16 UTC

Bonjour Montreal!

2024-11-24 17:54:07 UTC

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there's enough room for another 5

2024-11-24 01:48:04 UTC

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well yeah the whole B.N. thing is a marketing gimick really but it's FUN and generally delicious. It works with thanksgiving turkey too.

2024-11-24 01:00:50 UTC

negroni 2 : campari boogaloo

2024-11-23 23:24:44 UTC

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amazing literal double speak

2024-11-23 02:46:00 UTC

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yeah the corkage fee is BS. that being said a lot of good wine is moving to screw top for sustainability.

2024-11-20 01:06:49 UTC

Mai Tai Time. and boy howdy have I earned it today

2024-11-13 14:39:01 UTC

(a song stuck in my head that was caused by something I boosted here earlier and if I have to deal with this brainworm so do YOU)
tacos are forever.
they have all i need to please me.
they can stimulate and tease me.
they may leave in the night but I'll still want some pie for dessert please!
tacos are forever.
hold one up and then caress it.
touch it, stroke it, and undress it.
i can eat every part nothing hides but i might get heartburn!
...etc
(deepest apologies to Shirley Bassey)

2024-11-12 02:07:43 UTC

tell me you can't get laid without saying you can't get laid
https://gizmodo.com/telegram-ceo-pavel-durov-offers-free-ivf-to-women-who-use-his-sperm-2000523165

2024-11-09 03:32:17 UTC

Got Mancini on the Hi-Fi and a Manhattan in hand. Loungin' hard against the machine.

2024-11-04 13:25:44 UTC

waking up to the news that Quincy Jones has left us is a really crappy way to start the week :(

2024-11-03 01:21:22 UTC

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Ah I'm a friend of Al Dente
but not captain crunch!

2024-11-03 01:13:45 UTC

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uh. crunchy? 😱

2024-10-29 00:52:08 UTC

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I like the other type you had in your other pic with just the 3 partitions. That would totally work with a lot of the things I cook

2024-10-29 00:49:48 UTC

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def both!

2024-10-29 00:48:02 UTC

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I want to get some of these. I love it.

2024-10-29 00:43:51 UTC

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he's literally WHY the people don't trust the oligarch-owned media

2024-10-29 00:30:46 UTC

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I love that you have lunch trays

2024-10-28 23:23:47 UTC

One drink and I’m already reposting my sex tape
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/387/616/828/312/768/original/94fc6c5c2266bce8.jpeg

2024-10-27 00:18:11 UTC

RE my most recent boost: I would amplify that the only reason ever required for blocking,, following, unfollowing, muting, or whatever else you do on one of these websites is "Because I wanted to"

2024-10-25 00:43:00 UTC

OPA!
https://apnews.com/article/greece-court-smelling-shoes-conviction-thessaloniki-ec071292e0c413f7adc4b848642e1f5c

2024-10-12 21:40:41 UTC

someone call Dan Aykroyd, this guy is clearly from Remulak
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjwdpl212gzo

2024-10-11 18:10:16 UTC

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my aurora alert system is when I notice people in the UK start posting aurora pics on mastodon LOL

2024-10-10 00:03:43 UTC

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legit good advice in any field at any level of research.

2024-10-09 23:53:01 UTC

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thats so cool!
what did he win for? (i've got some chem under my belt i MAY understand it in some general way LOL)
and here's the closest I'll get to an olympic gold (won by tyler george for curling in 2018) He was letting us use it as a beer coaster at the curling club LOL
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/280/149/086/375/321/original/745551fc326ef2eb.jpeg

2024-10-07 01:09:09 UTC

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It's kind of a classic. Last line is a doozie

2024-10-06 00:51:02 UTC

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oh that looks so delicious

2024-09-30 01:11:11 UTC

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You really know how to handle hotel travel! nice

2024-09-30 00:42:39 UTC

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oh it's not that important. CBS (the channel for octogenarians) announced they're not fact-checking the VP debate that i, for one, have no intention of watching anyway

2024-09-30 00:23:56 UTC

in fairness if CBS tried to fact-check the lying couchfucker they'd have to double their staff.
they should still do it though.

2024-09-27 13:22:00 UTC

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ramen is great but I'm guessing whatever is in that tube bears little resemblance.

2024-09-27 13:16:21 UTC

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food&wine?
it sounds like neither.

2024-09-26 00:23:49 UTC

I love how after switching from "STOP" to "FUCK OFF" i've actually stopped getting all the fucking political fundraising SMS spam

2024-09-25 00:28:25 UTC

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they say the most popular guy at the nudist camp is the one who can carry in a dozen donuts and 2 cups o' coffee

2024-09-24 01:08:41 UTC

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echinoderms are so cool and so alien!

2024-09-24 00:39:05 UTC

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don't ever stop

2024-09-23 00:37:02 UTC

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You've obviously met a chicken then. they're all horrible little shits

2024-09-21 21:59:47 UTC

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ha! I'm drinkin' their Edmond Fitzgerald porter again today even though the store tried to hide the stuff and it took me a while to find it.

2024-09-21 20:12:37 UTC

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reported

2024-09-21 19:55:09 UTC

hm interesting new variation of the lottery scam ya got going there, new follower requester who is clearly running a dumbass scam

2024-09-20 00:50:02 UTC

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We're having one now! @npub1pef…4luq mixed a good one

2024-09-19 15:57:01 UTC

very cool
https://apnews.com/article/clingmans-dome-kuwohi-smoky-mountains-tennessee-carolina-b8fbb2c029e738021ba15de383e09fe4

2024-09-17 14:47:27 UTC

whoa... wtf?
also... wait... people still use pagers?
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/dozens-hezbollah-members-wounded-lebanon-when-pagers-exploded-sources-witnesses-2024-09-17/

2024-09-14 02:16:03 UTC

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oh yeah fun rum mix for a daiq!

2024-09-13 21:57:30 UTC

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general release notes for versions are here https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/releases

2024-09-11 00:18:14 UTC

The violet hour comes early this time of year
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/116/040/559/162/031/original/eb64bf041389ce3d.jpeg

2024-09-07 19:11:34 UTC

In a happy place today
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/097/851/356/700/947/original/73bb2e29c6977981.jpeg

2024-09-06 00:11:55 UTC

this fuckin' asshole
https://apnews.com/article/jd-vance-georgia-shooting-7d7727a1aff8491f66914a4d8a14cd8c

2024-09-04 23:24:41 UTC

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I mean somehow you had to know eventually you would end up spillinig coffee on a device!
good luck with the repairs!

2024-08-30 23:39:02 UTC

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yes. And hopefully I don’t end up like ROFL jr because I cooked em medium well

2024-08-30 22:33:21 UTC

I used to strongly dislike pork chops but now I know my parents just REALLY over cooked them until they were dehydrated

2024-08-29 12:50:20 UTC

they say nothing is impossible. But I'm going to attempt to do it today!

2024-08-28 12:38:34 UTC

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depends on the emergency, really

2024-08-27 02:01:30 UTC

my favorite squatch remixed his signature track! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igmfPY9_Py8

2024-08-26 23:56:18 UTC

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I always do anyway. got just a wee bit over 2oz. Dang thing was amazing

2024-08-26 23:41:40 UTC

some days its the little things... like getting a full 2oz of juice out of a single perfect HUGE lime
just amazing lime. absolute unit.

2024-08-25 01:27:18 UTC

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There's def a lot of cocktailing going on in this part of town even beyond the distilleries. Also in easy walk here is 'I Like It Like That' which is def on the level with Velvet Tango. (it's the crew frm from Light of seven Matchsticks)