EVAN KALOUDIS

Eleutheromaniacal key puncher. Founder, ZEUS

Public Key

npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszmxrnkfdl9hdxzstgf4zdt6mk4avlzemc3fvwxcatzeclalhg0uspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dssv9v4q

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd

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Last Notes

2026-08-31 16:19:37 UTC

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No that's for receives too, but only when generating in the app. Only your Lightning address is locked to minibits right now
tested your address and it's now generating addresses fine fwiw

2026-08-31 15:46:45 UTC

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idts you have to go to Menu > Lightning address then hit the settings icon in the top right corner to change your mint

2026-08-31 14:54:04 UTC

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Looks like the new mint you selected is also having problems :/
I would try minibits

2026-08-31 14:43:48 UTC

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That's just for receiving in app. Lighting addresses are configured to use one specifically set by the user.

2026-08-31 14:41:39 UTC

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Services are up. Might be an issue with the mint you're using. You can try another one by switching it under your Lightning address settings

2026-08-30 19:03:00 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/52147ce392edf3535426447e78a271321b0748b20744af6400cb09aa0fb8c536.jpg

2026-08-13 02:23:58 UTC

harder better faster stronger

2026-08-08 16:17:46 UTC

The ZEUS Olympus node is coming back shortly.
If you run a large node and can open up an inbound channel to us to help us bootstrap, please reach out. It would be massively appreciated.
Thank you.

2026-08-07 16:21:59 UTC

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BTCPay. It’s critical.

2026-08-07 16:20:07 UTC

🚨PSA for LND + BTCPay Server users🚨
Don’t assume you’re safe after upgrading.
You’re going to want to explicitly destroy your macaroons and macaroons.db and recreate them fresh.This also applies to auth mechanisms for other LN backends.
Also, if you generated a hot on-chain wallet in BTCPay you want to move those funds.
#nevent1q…fz9q

2026-08-07 03:29:14 UTC

It feels good to get zaps again 🧡⚡️
#nevent1q…xnp8

2026-08-05 00:17:42 UTC

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good questions! you can open a channel to us or most other LN nodes directly using on-chain funds

2026-08-04 23:54:53 UTC

If you’re a user of one of the wallets affected by the Boltz Lightning outage (eg. Aqua, Bull Bitcoin, Blockstream Wallet, Arkade, etc) now is a great time to try out @npub1xnf…lpr5

2026-08-04 04:47:36 UTC

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2026-08-04 04:43:23 UTC

Well, the good news is that this accelerates the splicing timeline for ZEUS

2026-08-01 20:54:17 UTC

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Yeah, you should be good

2026-08-01 19:56:08 UTC

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Code has been thoroughly audited over the last few days by many pros.
I encourage you to do your own verifications with tests, looking at the python tool Coinkite published for verifying the roles, and potentially trying the dice rolls with other manufacturers' devices.

2026-08-01 19:20:13 UTC

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Safe.

2026-08-01 19:16:38 UTC

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You are solid. I would not move.

2026-08-01 17:12:39 UTC

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We can't say definitively at the moment. Some people are of the belief that it's much less.

2026-08-01 16:20:21 UTC

If anyone needs any guidance on moving keys off of a Coldcard, reach out. I'm happy to help.
MK4, MK5, and Q users who used the default key generation functionality should be moving funds TODAY.

2026-08-01 15:33:54 UTC

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Some people have been reporting this. Try loading up older firmware first before jumping to the latest. Something about the file size.

2026-07-31 18:01:48 UTC

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Yes. Thinking about adding this to ZEUS now.

2026-07-31 15:06:58 UTC

For those wondering: every wallet you can generate in @npub1xnf…lpr5 — LND, LDK, and Cashu — derives its entropy from your device's CSPRNG (cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generator).
In other words, ZEUS relies on the operating system's battle-tested source of cryptographic randomness. We don't use a custom, hand-rolled entropy pool.

2026-07-31 12:53:07 UTC

TL;DR on the Coldcard vulnerability:
If you didn't provide the entropy for your seed (didn't roll a dice 100+ times and/or add a solid '25th-word' passphrase) you need to be moving your funds ASAP.
The MK3 is most vulnerable, but the MK4 and Q are also affected.

2026-07-31 01:50:17 UTC

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Yes and no.
#nevent1q…8t9x

2026-07-31 00:04:12 UTC

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People are combing the code heavily now.
Whatever you choose to do, do not be hasty.

2026-07-30 23:13:12 UTC

🚨 Attention all Coldcard users 🚨
https://blog.coinkite.com/coldcard-mk3-seed-generation-warning/

2026-07-29 14:16:22 UTC

Infantino out. Wenger in.

2026-07-29 14:09:20 UTC

RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSW2zeM3yLU

2026-07-28 14:24:17 UTC

Everyone is getting on Nostr, even the competition.
https://image.nostr.build/61db29face0a4a8cb9c576faf2f4838cebd14d3d84181c60866e1666d4c6a556.jpg

2026-07-25 17:45:04 UTC

1,000 issues closed on @npub1xnf…lpr5!
https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/issues

2026-07-23 15:46:19 UTC

When it comes to Lightning, no wallet puts more privacy and control in your hands than @npub1xnf…lpr5.

2026-07-20 21:02:05 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqMp91DahSU

2026-07-14 20:03:55 UTC

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My condolences

2026-07-14 14:42:46 UTC

I still would very much like to see both covenants and cross-input signature aggregation (CISA) on Bitcoin.
Covenants strengthen self-custody. CISA strengthens privacy.

2026-07-13 20:54:51 UTC

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Looking good!

2026-07-13 17:56:44 UTC

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Admittedly, there's still a pretty big gap here to close. One of the things our team is working on it.

2026-07-12 22:14:10 UTC

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Menu > Node Info

2026-07-11 14:19:25 UTC

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can't say GM on Nostr without signing!

2026-07-11 14:16:45 UTC

It's best practice to have a coffee before signing things with your keys in the morning

2026-07-10 23:30:23 UTC

You should be able to zap negative sats on some notes 😂

2026-07-10 23:29:36 UTC

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What do you think about icing in hockey?

2026-07-10 06:14:11 UTC

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Could be a menu bug but workaround is to create a Lightning address w LDK then switch it to NWC mode in the LN address settings

2026-07-10 03:28:53 UTC

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Only if you set up ZEUS Pay to connect to your node directly with NWC

2026-07-10 00:09:51 UTC

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mm maybe we can agree it's the best form of money we have, but we need to be honest about the warts

2026-07-10 00:08:43 UTC

Some measures introduced as "temporary" that still exist today:
• Wartime income taxes
• Payroll tax withholding
• Patriot Act surveillance powers
• Airport security screening
• Government ID requirements
• Countless emergency powers
Temporary measures often become permanent institutions.
How many of today's "temporary" policies do you think will still be around in 50 years?

2026-07-09 23:50:47 UTC

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dust for one

2026-07-09 19:26:30 UTC

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2026-07-09 19:21:09 UTC

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Quantum threat is overstated, yes, but 'perfect' is a stretch

2026-07-09 14:08:36 UTC

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🤣
Yeah, some have you KYC up front.

2026-07-09 14:02:49 UTC

Just remember, custodial solutions have better UX, but only until you get rugged or shotgun KYC’d

2026-07-09 02:11:15 UTC

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haha been there bro

2026-07-09 02:00:13 UTC

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gimme the tldr - maybe I can help

2026-07-09 00:14:47 UTC

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Before and after

2026-07-08 23:32:33 UTC

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yes

2026-07-08 23:06:53 UTC

This is solid, but it should be noted: even if you practice good key hygene, selling forked coins can dox your stash.
Be mindful of that as we approach silly season.
#note1hql…4mnh

2026-07-08 22:51:15 UTC

if you get mad on the internet, you lose the game

2026-07-07 15:55:11 UTC

He tried to warn us.
https://image.nostr.build/b17bb9fa39b1b27ae14b3930736f756fbc25b9a830ad49d1e4e011d92fe948d1.jpg

2026-07-07 03:42:59 UTC

You gotta be yourself. You can’t be no one else.

2026-07-06 15:19:18 UTC

GM
https://image.nostr.build/33a6f4cb439a0380fbd0763b1035ce5d497a720b4b50bc67d35238ebfbcd2084.jpg

2026-07-05 17:40:00 UTC

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it

2026-07-03 13:33:36 UTC

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What type of wallets are you switching between?

2026-07-01 14:03:46 UTC

PlayStation halting production of all discs in January 2028, going digital only.
You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.

2026-06-30 00:09:03 UTC

No consensus! Guess we’ll have to let everyone choose their own.
#nevent1q…rtav

2026-06-30 00:07:56 UTC

That Martinelli game winner hit different

2026-06-29 22:12:48 UTC

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Ha! You’re right.

2026-06-29 14:23:13 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXJ_obaiYQ https://image.nostr.build/b36c83947ae9e32454289dd9aac23eb743eb5eb82d7d45a0d34d41cadbc512a7.jpg

2026-06-29 01:31:57 UTC

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au contraire

2026-06-28 20:23:02 UTC

Remember Oceanic Flight 815, the plane that mysteriously disappeared?
It's absolutely crazy that the government still won't tell us the truth after all these years.

2026-06-27 13:59:54 UTC

Choose your pick.
https://image.nostr.build/0b53db1d414922aeac3e3f896e7880406016ac2d7decd53fa6236b400ce70341.jpg

2026-06-26 20:01:57 UTC

One of the worst new phenomenons on the hellsite known as X is people tagging Grok to back them up when they get in an argument, as if it's omnipotent.
Most of the time it just makes them look dumb. Moreso when they yell at it multiple times to get it to agree with their point.

2026-06-25 14:46:53 UTC

Latest @npub1xnf…lpr5 app store shenanigans: Apple, after having us disable direct donations in the app, is now asking us to remove the link to our sponsor page. Google, on the other hand, doesn't have an issue with either of these items.
If you'd like to become a community sponsor and have your Nostr profile photo and link included on our sponsors board in-app and on our website, you can do so here: https://zeusln.com/wallet/sponsor
Check out the sponsors board in app under Menu > Pay Tribute > Sponsors and at https://zeusln.com/wallet/contributors
Thanks for your support!

2026-06-25 14:01:01 UTC

Congrats to our South African friends for moving on to the knockout stage!

2026-06-24 00:44:00 UTC

I can't help but think about the car that Homer designed when I look at some of the apps people are vibe coding. https://image.nostr.build/79a29ae61d6c135a826318ccc9bff0c3e9bbcb25f848ef350d045d056badc1d9.jpg

2026-06-23 00:05:58 UTC

If permissioned app stores don't prevent fraud, then what are they good for?
#note1l0a…6yn4

2026-06-22 22:43:29 UTC

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Lambo

2026-06-22 22:43:12 UTC

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Found the vibecoder

2026-06-22 20:10:08 UTC

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💯

2026-06-22 19:42:30 UTC

AI is an awesome tool and it can be empowering, but it's a bit like a gun. You need to know how to use it safely and verify its outputs, otherwise people can get hurt.
AI doesn't magically transform you into a software, security, or cryptography engineer.

2026-06-20 19:33:18 UTC

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Should be there in the profile, not the wallet, but not sure as I’m not a user rn

2026-06-18 00:32:22 UTC

CLINK support in ZEUS. Now on app stores. 🥂
#note1vrj…wcmc

2026-06-17 23:09:16 UTC

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Nope. NIP-05 is DNS. The point of this is to skip domains and use Nostr directly.
You want to just put it in your Nostr bio with a client that supports it like Bxrd or Amethyst.

2026-06-17 22:10:06 UTC

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@nevent1qqs2028620gr6k4hr5e3xsg94k8vhuku5al7hdyvuekytpg553vtcncppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09u6dc4q0

2026-06-17 15:09:15 UTC

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yes, it's like LNURL-pay vs LNURL-withdraw. not the same thing

2026-06-17 15:06:11 UTC

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Yep, still experimental so we're not slapping it on the main receive views yet, but expecting things to shift around for v14

2026-06-17 15:03:57 UTC

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Hit the QR icon on the Lightning address view

2026-06-17 15:00:18 UTC

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All users, but you have to be on the latest beta release of the app

2026-06-16 17:31:36 UTC

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How do you know?

2026-06-16 15:37:49 UTC

I Could've Rickrolled the Entire FIFA World Cup. All I Needed Was My ID.
https://bobdahacker.com/blog/fifa-hack

2026-06-16 15:02:30 UTC

“Your honor, it was vibe-coded.”

2026-06-15 21:18:07 UTC

Coffee hits harder out of this heat-activated redaction remover Wikileaks mug
https://image.nostr.build/788704b0209c5c90925d30e699ef8f7aebbd35f5d6ed9f27948bd05481108560.jpg

2026-06-15 17:14:10 UTC

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If using Embedded LND - Menu > Back up wallet > QR icon in the top right corner

2026-06-15 01:04:30 UTC

Finally got to see the Knicks win a championship
https://image.nostr.build/01c953ba56be303172ac77da305fa186f8c85439491795e8144d1d6c16675dae.jpg

2026-06-15 01:03:52 UTC

Finally got to see a World Cup match
https://image.nostr.build/9ff565f3c79942d9f30d32c7f533ac3acddd72c3672757a774b1b49cffaf5987.jpg

2026-06-14 23:23:46 UTC

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Primarily, low cost onboarding for noobs!
If you already have self-custodial channels set up, you might not need it, unless you don't have an always online node, in which case the Lightning address is perfect for receiving zaps. Menu > Lightning address

2026-06-13 14:28:28 UTC

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WE SHOULD REMOVE SUPPORT FOR LOWERCASE CHARACTERS FROM THE NOSTR SPEC

2026-06-13 01:17:21 UTC

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Listen. The Knicks are gonna win the title and there's nothing you can do about it.

2026-06-12 19:53:40 UTC

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We stan Big Al

2026-06-12 13:14:46 UTC

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Make sure you test it out with them with a separate seed