Andy
Ranger Andy

Is Bitcoin starting to frontrun the impending mega print?
I thought oil hovering around 90-100 was going to tank us to 50k but we’re kinda pumping?
This feels really weird man.

2026-03-12 22:20:16 UTC

Ngl lowkey rooting for Iran here

2026-03-10 19:37:27 UTC

Remember The Flippening?
Fuckin idiots lmaooo

2026-03-06 23:19:41 UTC

It’s cool how you have to trick every piece of software into functioning properly nowadays.

2026-03-06 17:01:34 UTC

Twitter be like:
“Super retarded/false statement”
🗯️ 1.5k ♻️10k ❤️ 73k

2026-03-06 16:26:06 UTC

A lot of Bitcoiners are pro war shills. Very strange

2026-03-04 06:28:47 UTC

“Revive me I have the goybeam”

2026-03-03 17:37:46 UTC

They’re gonna say the same things about us that we say about the Boomers.

2026-03-02 19:30:59 UTC

The market likes war now?

2026-03-01 02:19:18 UTC

Ngl I thought we were gonna drop harder than that.

2026-02-28 08:12:53 UTC

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Not looking good rn

2026-02-28 08:12:34 UTC

Generational buying opportunity soon?

2026-02-27 02:35:56 UTC

So fucking cheap rn
https://blossom.primal.net/cea0563a9f634dee8862acc92b9e73429ab482b0def8a113178629ad4473a91d.jpg

2026-02-26 23:58:09 UTC

Anyone remember the $MSTY people?
https://blossom.primal.net/68491ea3baef2bb92bb6920ebf0c04b35263e27a73320cd76472ec7fccf820f5.jpg

2026-02-23 02:20:09 UTC

At this rate, shares of $MSTR will just be free soon.

2026-02-17 19:52:41 UTC

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I barely need food anymore

2026-02-17 19:51:48 UTC

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😍😍
https://blossom.primal.net/9445b2ff41cdca6a1148276c479324b9f297b5d7ef355dac14e48e24850441b1.jpg

2026-02-12 00:05:37 UTC

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You just had to be there

2026-02-12 00:04:45 UTC

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Customer service unmatched

2026-02-12 00:01:22 UTC

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And yes I do mean my shitty takes

2026-02-12 00:00:45 UTC

Bet on Bitcoin AND yourself. If you have a fat stack, put it to work somehow.
Fulfill your dreams. You won’t be here forever, time is running out.

2026-02-11 00:46:47 UTC

If I could choose one super power, it would be giving @nprofile…hmqs the ability to ratio anyone.

2026-02-06 16:54:51 UTC

With markets this volatile, we are all both poor and rich simultaneously.

2026-02-06 15:17:42 UTC

The shitty takes are intensifying

2026-02-06 00:36:55 UTC

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I heard he wasn’t which is crazy

2026-02-06 00:35:07 UTC

58k gang be like: 😈

2026-02-05 22:22:16 UTC

LOWER

2026-02-04 19:56:57 UTC

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So cool

2026-02-04 19:56:41 UTC

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Praying for you and your family 🙏

2026-02-04 19:55:36 UTC

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The US at the behest of Israel

2026-02-04 18:44:06 UTC

I can tell no one listens to a damn thing I say bc I’m still known as the “crypto” guy. So fucking annoying smh.

2026-02-04 17:39:39 UTC

If this Quantum thing does end up taking us out, at least we tried to free the world from permanent slavery.

2026-02-03 04:03:10 UTC

First Quantum FUD, now Epstein is Satoshi. It never ends.

2026-02-02 06:06:58 UTC

Plebs together strong
https://blossom.primal.net/84d03035699da75aee6b5e93daec557835eb18a5c6704148e3ff61d31be37a30.jpg

2026-01-31 23:19:09 UTC

Round 2 of the Iran thing is probably imminent.

2026-01-31 16:49:37 UTC

Another day of stacking sats and focusing on my craft.

2026-01-31 16:48:56 UTC

The more interesting you think Bitcoin is, the more you put your entire live savings into it.

2026-01-30 05:51:40 UTC

Are we dumping over the potential gov shutdown or bc the Iran thing is about to flare up again?

2026-01-29 22:11:28 UTC

Most people’s take on $MSTR is just straight up retarded.

2026-01-29 19:23:57 UTC

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More fake ass dumps that mean nothing in the medium-long term

2026-01-29 03:24:53 UTC

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Yep

2026-01-26 14:22:28 UTC

I am once again telling you Bitcoin is undervalued
https://blossom.primal.net/27597242a43d7c27a92e66690eca94868b1d5656c9a6cd7c001585bf9f684e13.jpg

2026-01-24 01:11:43 UTC

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The Sopranos

2026-01-24 01:10:43 UTC

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👀

2026-01-23 16:44:25 UTC

I’m happy for the gold guys. They had to wait 5000 years for this moment, they deserve it.

2026-01-23 00:45:06 UTC

Most people sitting in paper gold are gonna have the craziest wake up call, and at this rate probably soon.

2026-01-21 15:48:14 UTC

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I’d probably get eaten so it’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

2026-01-21 15:47:40 UTC

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G says he’s gonna let the sea decide

2026-01-21 01:14:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8f759c84ecf3340f883362b5ad36e18e9d8ef350e8b4fd2351779d1ef2bf32c7.jpg

2026-01-20 20:56:07 UTC

Maybe a prolonged bear market amidst historic debasement is what we need rn.
Most of us have gotten kinda soft lately anyway.

2026-01-20 16:53:17 UTC

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Ofc I fucked it up

2026-01-20 16:51:58 UTC

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2026-01-12 20:53:29 UTC

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Manor Lords is awesome

2026-01-12 17:28:07 UTC

Everyone today
https://blossom.primal.net/5572daf9d6b62ca066f47b1b7178afdc999a116295cc99ccb7a0bcb03c4b4964.jpg

2026-01-12 17:01:23 UTC

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Jerome going hard af rn

2025-12-29 23:39:08 UTC

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Shoutout to self employed people who really feel it every year

2025-12-19 01:22:34 UTC

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They’re still kinda common, it’s wild.

2025-12-19 01:21:26 UTC

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Gotta have that dog in you

2025-12-19 01:19:22 UTC

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Gonna start arbing Tether between 0.9999 and 1.0

2025-12-19 01:17:38 UTC

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I don’t even think it’s nostalgia. They’re just obviously so much better.

2025-12-18 18:49:14 UTC

It’s super dope that Ross got freed and there’s talk of helping the samurai guys.
But other than that, this admin has been an unmitigated disaster in like every possible way.

2025-12-03 21:45:40 UTC

They say double-top but we know there is no top.

2025-12-02 20:58:19 UTC

Some people seriously think the inflation genie is going back in the bottle lmao

2025-12-02 00:21:24 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/dda1e116f028179b404cb8366cffdaa23877e48d3e46ce4adc8cca292abf1a45.jpg

2025-12-02 00:19:59 UTC

Still all in idgaf

2025-11-22 06:13:08 UTC

Too many people are bearish for me to be bearish.

2025-11-22 03:03:00 UTC

Wen Nostr shorts?

2025-11-21 22:01:25 UTC

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Hit em up, WEST SIIIIDE

2025-11-21 16:00:41 UTC

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I’ll probably start shuffling stuff around in my 30’s.
For now it’s peddle to the floor, all-in mode.

2025-11-21 15:02:57 UTC

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I hate to be that guy but it would be pretty interesting to break the 4 year cycle this way

2025-11-21 14:14:42 UTC

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I feel it

2025-11-21 14:14:19 UTC

🟥 🟩 🟩 🟥?

2025-11-21 02:09:37 UTC

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People keep saying something big broke and I’m starting to agree. Feels ominous

2025-11-21 02:08:33 UTC

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It seems super obvious the money is broken bc almost every chart isn’t supposed to look exactly the same.

2025-11-20 18:10:39 UTC

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Me trying to decipher what this means
https://blossom.primal.net/691406362efa279694219c700fa8927aca2bd076f5e5f98688b195d350847d6f.gif

2025-11-20 18:07:59 UTC

SPY & Bitcoin charts are identical. Very healthy nothing to see here.

2025-11-20 01:39:13 UTC

0.00%
https://blossom.primal.net/23485a593ddd242838c7c5bb1c076f9c85dc0b23d7db13ce866e992b16d5abf5.jpg

2025-11-20 00:38:13 UTC

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They’re just not built for it lol

2025-11-18 14:07:32 UTC

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The price is flat bc no one can buy/sell rn lol

2025-11-18 13:52:57 UTC

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Could this be the big one?

2025-11-18 13:48:30 UTC

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Not a good look

2025-11-18 13:24:19 UTC

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Who will downdetect the Downdetector??

2025-11-18 13:22:28 UTC

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Yea it seems like it’s all over the place, not just a couple services.

2025-11-18 13:10:01 UTC

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That actually makes so much sense in terms of the whining at certain levels I consider good.
Whenever we’re over like $65k, I’m pretty happy but it sure does seem like this ~$90k level has a lot of people super pissed off. That must be why.

2025-11-18 12:49:06 UTC

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At $90k. Imagine telling us that would be the narrative a couple years ago

2025-11-18 12:48:26 UTC

I don’t own any $MSTR but this seems like a good place to buy if you do.

2025-11-18 12:43:59 UTC

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🎯

2025-11-18 12:27:28 UTC

Imagine thinking when people buy Bitcoin, they’re paying 90k for “lines of computer code anyone can make.”

2025-11-17 16:37:40 UTC

Seth Rogan hasn’t been funny since weed was legalized