nostrnaut

bitcoin is five-figures
still counting sats per dollar
and some think they’re too late
https://media.tenor.com/DZABNgDBlt4AAAAd/owen-wilson-wow-marley-and-me.gif

2026-06-22 12:49:25 UTC

if you served as Prime Minister in the last ten years, you didn’t last a full term
but at least you got to choose your own Resignation Podium
how cute! 🥹
https://blossom.primal.net/25a350f254352b1e695e1ff81178316147e8e6a46a1e785ca737cab5989fde73.jpg

2026-06-17 15:58:15 UTC

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first step is to know when to stop saving
just then cessation of constant saving alone is hard

2026-06-15 20:04:57 UTC

u wot, m8?

2026-06-15 20:03:33 UTC

u wot, m8?

2026-06-15 20:03:22 UTC

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🫡🧡

2026-05-08 13:36:33 UTC

EXCUSE ME?
https://blossom.primal.net/3b06e18c6570620c20f76e812e9ccf62ac4be2281732b9ae0fb8ab7163915daf.png
https://blossom.primal.net/c5552973880845d508cca8b463e7ccd674162755ad62e67b14e843d7b5686873.jpg

2026-04-27 17:17:19 UTC

Metaplanet should back their bitcoin reserves with a Pokémon TCG Reserve (PTCGR), made up of purely PSA 10 vintage cards and chonkychus
they have a clear geographical advantage they need to arbitrage 🇯🇵

2026-04-15 15:05:04 UTC

if you understand why Jodie Foster didn’t need the seat, you will understand this:
if someone “supposes to know” what active measures to take - let alone any active measures at all - to “fix” bitcoin, your opinion literally means less than nothing to me
no to BIP 361
https://c.tenor.com/lMwy05jziSEAAAAd/tenor.gif

2026-04-10 12:49:32 UTC

there might be something to that bitcoin thing
just can’t quite place my finger on it…
🤔
https://image.nostr.build/bcee5c9d1aa510e0be2f1312fb8250cd828f421e08130cf57308e4dc42ed9594.jpg

2026-03-17 00:57:08 UTC

this chart has lived in my brain rent-free
https://image.nostr.build/441f3244e2a9ccad6029dfb33f25a8528beccb04a02bad63666e6e7d63594cfa.jpg

2026-03-16 15:09:20 UTC

shocking.
https://image.nostr.build/64c56d9cfc0af406495269023d00f19a835d18d0eea9bbcc05aba9520e2976dc.jpg

2026-03-15 01:12:15 UTC

in the book The Hobbit, Bilbo stumbles across the Ring in total pitch black; a chance occurrence driving home the sheer provenance and will power of the Ring itself, setting off the series of events that will indelibly shape the future of Middle Earth forever
in the movie, Bilbo merely witnesses Gollum drop the Ring
*HORRIBLE* directorial decision
it’s as sacrilegious as Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory finding a fucking £5 (or £10?! I forget) note instead of finding the very exact denomination he needed to buy me single chocolate bar
- completely cheapens the storytelling experience

2026-03-14 18:22:36 UTC

shout out to my tax advisor who said he was in White Horse at the time bitcoin was $200 (CAD) a coin
while cooling wouldn’t have been an issue, he said he almost set up mining rigs but didn’t because of the other overhead costs, would’ve been a distraction from his job, etc.
to which I say, “suuuure.”
I see you, Jay 😉

2026-03-11 00:40:13 UTC

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it’s an emergency
https://media.tenor.com/eEdafmw50vkAAAAM/wink-eyebrow-raise.gif

2026-03-11 00:35:46 UTC

meet the Mk5
…I’m not drooling, you’re drooling
https://image.nostr.build/c9a590140e98e9a2224164cd9777ce21059051927e4c23fe8aa962db978f1b70.jpg
#nevent1q…ta56

2026-03-11 00:32:58 UTC

if you have an Mk4 from Coinkite, congratulations; you own a piece of bitcoin maxi history
with the introduction of the new Mk5 today, Mk4s are now discontinued
https://image.nostr.build/a4cee767eab40fbbeeeaf13be6a109caca0053c9643f8f59d17e3dbbe13f027a.jpg

2026-03-09 20:05:20 UTC

well, that escalated quickly
https://image.nostr.build/ac7702fab419eec0352a1ce63662b8e1ed365d4db2fe5354b371922fcf472eab.jpg

2026-03-09 15:49:30 UTC

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very
https://media.tenor.com/dOyYfRi5O24AAAAM/michael-scott-steve-carell.gif

2026-03-09 15:33:09 UTC

my Shakepay referral link is rather unfortunate:
https://shakepay.me/r/XSOGAYW
sign up for a laugh
or don’t

2026-03-09 14:08:36 UTC

939999
https://media.tenor.com/NVBwTTtJ4zkAAAAM/europe-final-countdown.gif

2026-03-09 14:02:36 UTC

meet Terrence Howard
Terrence is an Oscar-nominated actor
Terrence has a career spanning over 30 years, with appearances in major films and TV shows
Terrence has just $4 million
Terrence once proclaimed that 1x1 = 2, and that he remembers being in his mother’s womb
Terrence retired from acting in 2019, citing he was done “pretending”
Terrence continues to pretend to know what he’s talking about by claiming bitcoin will die, and that it can be wiped out with a button “somewhere”
don’t be like Terrence
https://image.nostr.build/8d90912bd44b7dc36018e22c8d90dbed58e9d6c581f5f044a25750936576cd91.jpg

2026-03-09 13:43:53 UTC

don’t buy the pickaxes;
sell the pickaxes
stay cash-flow positive, for the digital gold rush is finally here
LFG 💥
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2026-03-06 14:02:33 UTC

“unexpectedly”
https://image.nostr.build/16222add02351822f93553f6481153da7d074fccb4f0c8786ffd8bc8b74004af.jpg

2026-03-01 16:20:02 UTC

bought at ~$67,400 USD
before Trump took out Khamenei over the weekend; as you do
- you will **never** buy “the” bottom.
#nevent1q…936p

2026-02-28 20:17:55 UTC

🇮🇷✊

2026-02-27 20:39:36 UTC

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you can buy 0.1 BTC within five years for just $50/week
there is no excuse.
https://image.nostr.build/2911c2fbca02dc66166d60d912fd12eb855f9215473df2de7e091985d9d89483.jpg

2026-02-27 20:35:29 UTC

I'm in the financial position where I'll be able to grow my bitcoin by ~30% over the next ten years purely through consistent DCA
I would have never been able to visualize this, let alone thought it possible
h/t sminston_with - thank you distilling math into pure, actionable signal
📈🔥
https://image.nostr.build/ee319cd90cf98cfa176acbcccd22bc7dcf056c824082523b38950c5969fd6aca.jpg

2026-02-27 00:36:35 UTC

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🫡
https://image.nostr.build/3e944bdfbc0345816b6650bd948e48c3c32a2ba91b77c76d375bfc698254333e.jpg

2026-02-26 23:48:06 UTC

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welcome to Canadistan 🤷🫠

2026-02-26 23:36:16 UTC

first paycheck secured
it’s on like Donkey Kong 👊💥
https://image.nostr.build/3ab70abc48f6ddf87800bf690a07d09f2d4cf26ba0fa910fe55f86a577f15791.jpg

2026-02-23 15:06:08 UTC

#pv
Happy Monday
sometimes we have just a random streak of bad luck
what matters is how you get back up
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2026-02-23 01:15:47 UTC

dangerous… 😬😅
https://www.pricedinbitcoin21.com/bets

2026-02-20 15:48:43 UTC

reportedly $133,000,000,000 in refunds
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🖨️ 💸
#nevent1q…0k92

2026-02-20 15:11:05 UTC

in other news, stuff and things
https://image.nostr.build/bb49e6a8e8b9fa7015eebad66a56aad0ccf828d0e9f6736265efb52aa1159b43.jpg

2026-02-19 15:00:48 UTC

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errday.

2026-02-18 17:05:54 UTC

I won my Jade Coldcard Q in a giveaway on BX (bitcoin X)
junior paid $16m for a pokémanz card
we’re not the same (but we feel the same)
https://image.nostr.build/a2323ffe12ea28a80956070857c1c5e17f42eac1b443ebb032e503288494548b.jpg

2026-02-18 14:58:34 UTC

sometimes I think y’all are missing out
there’s a whole other kind of retardation going on over on X
this is not a satire account
https://image.nostr.build/6e05ba8ed74b616ae5d6b0fc807f4761a7173285b7104b70ca7a802e75cbb637.jpg

2026-02-16 17:09:17 UTC

next Friday, I’ll finally be able to start-up my bitcoin DCA again due to being unemployed since mid-October
I am forever grateful to OGs cashing out due to something as completely idiotic as Quantum FUD
https://media.tenor.com/05-PGQSuz9wAAAAM/so-long-katniss-everdeen.gif

2026-02-15 02:12:22 UTC

nostr’s cool and all but you can only do this on X
💜🌹
https://image.nostr.build/33ad13d2377b8a0fae27e82b302bc3ffdf772ce299aa6a6e1b94d5f52262f4fb.jpg

2026-02-13 21:26:50 UTC

💜
https://open.spotify.com/track/0jXv4qVfrgzILyNx1G7YzD?si=NJM-mUVoRcW1o1g3woc5hA

2026-02-13 18:10:17 UTC

hbdgaf.
https://image.nostr.build/a4558742895ea67488197550444c5793530f730d076d689e528913c1485ea22d.jpg

2026-02-13 17:45:29 UTC

James Van Der Beek has six children
his eldest is 16; his youngest is just five
he was 48
https://image.nostr.build/2e692350d135987d1621130566174f02bf774c5120b317852225917a22bdbaef.jpg

2026-02-13 17:29:45 UTC

lunch time
EAT REAL FOOD.
https://image.nostr.build/5b098167f42ad4ba6263016e00014d49c1a77d48b4825b7979648d9a15f0ebd5.jpg

2026-02-13 16:46:48 UTC

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true if big 🤞

2026-02-13 16:37:29 UTC

I’m not gonna get a chance to buy sub-$80k bitcoin with my first paycheck since October, am I?
https://image.nostr.build/14925793ae5c36c5fcfce8de5985faf67f91108f02a2aea9bbe7c451718fe0ce.jpg

2026-02-12 01:04:58 UTC

been playing D2 and D2R ever since the former first released over 25 years ago
to say I’m stoked - with every QoL improvement this brings, not just the Warlock - is a massive understatement
🐐
https://image.nostr.build/ce7af4668adb713fc3e4e2dae962b58a2eea19f2ed0c7ead087d05fcfe811866.jpg
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2026-02-11 18:34:01 UTC

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I won’t get dragged into a core vs knots debate
you clearly have a slanted agenda from asking such a leading question

2026-02-11 18:29:30 UTC

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every tedious response from you has been nothing but filled with emotion
calm down, buddy; it’s nearly Friday

2026-02-11 18:25:17 UTC

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also, “I have not offered my position or views”?
uhuh. 🤣
#nevent1q…307r

2026-02-11 18:21:42 UTC

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I never addressed or directed the sentiment of my post at you, either; people IRL actually think bitcoin is a pedo coin, and it’s because others breathe life into these dead-end “issues”
propagating false narratives for the sake of “reading the room” doesn’t enhance the understanding of bitcoin; it detracts from it

2026-02-11 18:09:03 UTC

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wonderfully predictable response
have fun endlessly peddling drivel

2026-02-11 18:07:14 UTC

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sounds like a you problem, mate

2026-02-11 18:06:43 UTC

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this is what they mean by “smash” buying is, right?
https://media.tenor.com/W3qrW5WWz9kAAAAM/sml-breaking-piggy-bank.gif

2026-02-11 18:04:45 UTC

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personal beliefs don’t matter; the “concerns” you raise are slop for troglodytes
bitcoin will continue to proliferate, regardless of what a dead elitist pedo did, or how keyboard-warriors think they can “fix” bitcoin, or drawing false conclusions from comparing snapshots of price action with shiny rocks

2026-02-11 17:54:53 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/fJ0G0CgB8UQAAAAM/fuck-me-fuuuuuuck.gif

2026-02-11 17:53:24 UTC

I don’t know what’s more cute:
- that people can’t discern vapid noise from actual existential risks to bitcoin,
- or that said-people suppose they can actively do anything to “contribute” to bitcoin’s success
#note19a2…d9jy

2026-02-11 17:46:46 UTC

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCK.
https://image.nostr.build/4acfd71b20cbc26702377c5e360a263fef5404aac9c519bf141b545cc26d68bf.jpg

2026-02-09 19:17:39 UTC

be insufferably cheerful and optimistic
https://image.nostr.build/cbece823b254a1dba9834fcc94559ca2eaac6a90ceae7cf43e71986507d47d85.jpg

2026-02-09 14:46:57 UTC

#gm & #pv,
you think UTXO consolidation is all about fee optimization in a hypothetical/presumed high-TX fee future environment
can you imagine how high fees will be bid by everyone clamouring to get their UTXOs sent to Quantum resistant addresses?
nevermind the fee; do you know *how long* it will take to move your UTXOs to a Quantum resistant address?
6-12 months.
are you prepared for the smell, plebs?

2026-02-08 15:03:29 UTC

the wealthiest and arguably most powerful man in history can’t bring himself to say the word “bitcoin”
bitcoin will disintermediate everything - and everyone
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2026-02-06 01:43:25 UTC

when you *know* the market has rolled over and is telling you that bitcoin is cheap
= lump-sum as hard as you can
when you have built a foundational position and your initial investment is up 2X *at least*
= DCA and chill
for your long-term sanity 🙏

2026-02-06 01:34:45 UTC

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it does not make me feel better 😔 wgmi.

2026-02-06 01:27:25 UTC

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k thx

2026-02-06 01:27:09 UTC

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me too; that $26k is from our HELOC that we’re riding out for our retirement/pay off HELOC + mortgage

2026-02-06 01:14:09 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/JXgfqyQ-svMAAAAM/nodding-warped-face.gif

2026-02-06 01:12:56 UTC

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I have zero DCA-game 🤣 although I’m class of ‘21 so I’ve built a good foundation
now I have a stable job, no more lump-sums; DCA FTW 💯

2026-02-06 01:08:24 UTC

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not at all
it just hurts 🫠

2026-02-06 01:00:41 UTC

I bought $26,000 CAD worth of bitcoin at $115k USD
do I jump off a cliff now or wait for the final capitulation at $58k?

2026-02-05 20:23:17 UTC

the HELOC my wife and I put into bitcoin is…not doing so great at this present moment
$26k -> $14.5k
https://image.nostr.build/0c64d1c3ef918257cc0e73f7bb9ed39d097e490dcd0d73b13e9aec2eb6ece257.jpg

2026-02-05 20:15:58 UTC

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🫦

2026-02-05 20:15:31 UTC

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it’s not too late to get one! I believe they’re actually on sale right now
although I won mine in a giveaway 🤭
https://store.coinkite.com/store/category/coldcard-q

2026-02-05 20:14:22 UTC

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fuck.

2026-02-05 20:13:13 UTC

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it’s a Coldcard Q!
https://store.coinkite.com/store/category/coldcard-q
most definitely not a bomb detonator

2026-02-05 01:37:06 UTC

the finer things in life
https://image.nostr.build/ac052f2cd5cfad3bbdc05f79a2038cdea9ab0b1fcc70318f433a5df99c54ebba.jpg

2026-02-03 02:33:31 UTC

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ye me too 😭

2026-02-03 01:58:11 UTC

me immediately after piling my HELOC into bitcoin at $115,000
https://media.tenor.com/Hg20sULTBhYAAAAM/john-travolta-staying-alive.gif

2026-02-03 01:56:46 UTC

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if it can just last a month or two I’d be happy 😅

2026-02-03 01:38:53 UTC

well.
https://image.nostr.build/87bbe95d98b02b89748e50e205f73a057b21d14ed17490c4c97eb5c8d20a5724.jpg

2026-02-03 01:22:40 UTC

first day at new fiat mine complete; training, training, and more training
bitcoin’s basically bottomed; perfect territory to *finally* restart my DCA in earnest
won’t get my first pay check until the end of the month
on February 27th
in twenty-five days…
https://media.tenor.com/IVPG3rqGl2QAAAAM/john-cena-sad.gif

2026-02-01 15:26:22 UTC

I’m taking my yacht to Cannes

2026-01-31 22:25:35 UTC

did
pre-COVID
it was glorious
#note1h4m…h854

2026-01-31 20:33:54 UTC

they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it, because they would never understand
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2026-01-29 22:42:52 UTC

current mood
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2026-01-29 01:25:43 UTC

the urge to take all the bitcoin I have an my family to a small coastal village in southern Europe and never be heard from again
https://media.tenor.com/rNhznOcNAJUAAAAM/staring-at-you-tom-ripley.gif

2026-01-29 01:18:54 UTC

Jerome Powell: “We don’t take a strong signal from rising gold and silver prices.”
https://media.tenor.com/WDwK5K1rTI8AAAAM/plane-crash-crash.gif

2026-01-29 00:55:39 UTC

pro tip:
for your self-custody bitcoin, consider purchasing the gold-flake edition of @npub12ct…c5ky's Coldcard Mk4 or Q
the melt value of these hardware wallets alone will pay off the cost of the wallet in a few years 😉
https://image.nostr.build/46804f3e206ee374fb9dd014b953638e32f599caacd2831be432486eb06a0f21.jpg

2026-01-29 00:43:04 UTC

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correction! - stupidity*

2026-01-29 00:40:45 UTC

Peter Schiff envisions a world where we don’t need to shave slivers of gold to fulfil gold’s ultimate goal as a medium of exchange
instead we’ll carry vials of dust around to pay for our coffees…
truly revolutionary ✨
https://media.tenor.com/zS7iEgd9j0EAAAAM/glitter-surprise.gif

2026-01-29 00:32:20 UTC

spot gold prices rose +$500/oz over the last 72 hours
gold just added *two bitcoin market caps* (+$3.5 trillion) in 72 hours
fuck gold.
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2026-01-28 13:21:29 UTC

#gm & #pv,
central banks globally are driving the price of gold and silver because they want retail to FOMO in precisely because they know you can’t transact with it later
but they’ll permit you to sell it for the CBDC surveillance token they’ll introduce
happy Wednesday! ✨

2026-01-28 01:19:30 UTC

since 2022, just before the BlackRock ETF filing, bitcoin is up 429%, gold 177%, silver 350%, and QQQ 140%
gold and silver still haven't caught up even after having their greatest year in living memory
https://image.nostr.build/b09b7fd53d856292db9bcd9630a4c070a08778aaaff6656dcd0b944a15149cc8.jpg

2026-01-28 00:34:48 UTC

the average TFSA & RRSP combined savings for a 40 year old Canadian is <$70,000
da fuq?
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/average-tfsa-rrsp-40-old-023000583.html

2026-01-27 22:13:07 UTC

in an age of TikTok instant gratification and mindless AI slop, prominent bitcoiners write bitcoin/macro books or start yet another podcast for the sake of posterity so they can say “we told you so” when the world inevitably burns
we’re going to be so hated

2026-01-27 22:02:57 UTC

“That Turkish guy was awesome, but he still only won Silver.”
no.
look at that face;
he won Silver
on purpose
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2026-01-27 21:39:17 UTC

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you were right
for 15 minutes 😂
https://image.nostr.build/bc2b33ddcd102c766c3a1a9960c413cbec5da4ad1fa1fca309d8d9bb4c1e5bab.jpg

2026-01-27 21:26:38 UTC

kids are the ultimate mortality check
#note1uvv…aqss

2026-01-27 21:17:18 UTC

if at any point over the last two years you thought Gold was going to put in a top, you would’ve been wrong
but one day you’ll be right
https://image.nostr.build/4758ac2df6de658fa9d0bcbceaba1832308090dd728dc8558a00e21c7fd6e224.jpg

2026-01-27 13:38:39 UTC

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
Arthur C. Clarke
the third of Clarke’s Three Laws, in reference to bitcoin
probably
#gm & #pv
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