Ostrich McExcellent

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2024-11-07 11:48:25 UTC

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I love this picture. Not sure why.

2024-11-07 11:46:59 UTC

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Thank you for making Bitcoin. Your excellence knows no bounds and this is a fine invention.
Mind if I have a dozen, or so whole coins from your legendary wallet? It would really make a positive difference in my life and in others. I could do a lot of good in this world with them.
If you dont mind, fuck yeah! Let's make me a super hero. If you do mind then thanks anyway you are still epically awesome.

2024-11-07 11:33:34 UTC

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Please do. That is an important distinction. Won't use it without tor enabled for privacy. Thank you for your time and effort. Have a wonderful day.

2024-11-07 10:50:20 UTC

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I can only stack so hard man, but I'll try harder.

2024-11-07 10:45:01 UTC

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Seriously fuck this. Been there. Done that as a teenager. You take a bunch of angry pissed off people, put them in a room, and try to get them to work out their feelings. It just turns into a circle jerk of anger.

2024-11-07 02:12:03 UTC

Serious question. How do you stop being angry at the world 24/7/365? I can't keep living like this. It is hurting my soul.
#asknostr

2024-11-07 02:08:03 UTC

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Legally and safely no, but don't let that discourage you from being creative with ideas.

2024-11-07 01:30:18 UTC

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Hagrids shack, or go into forest to see if the centaurs will teach you instead.

2024-11-07 01:28:22 UTC

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I never really think about that feature on my tractor. I always mean to take the snow blower attachment off, but I wind up leaving it on all year out of laziness. This year no excuses. Got a lot of downed trees i need to clean up.

2024-11-06 22:05:01 UTC

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Chiropractors man. They make us pay a lot for spine adjustments. When all we need to do is buy more bitcoin. Shady mother fuckers.

2024-11-06 21:59:28 UTC

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What are your goals?

2024-11-06 21:34:51 UTC

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Well if you finally found something you were actually good at and did it as a real profession earlier in life. Why wouldnt you support it now?

2024-11-06 21:19:40 UTC

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Take that as a hint. Don't go back.
Why be in an abusive relationship with someone who hates what you have to say?
Stay on #Nostr. You won't be censored here.

2024-11-06 21:13:48 UTC

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You can spend all your time and energy trying to convince people that they should think and act the way you do. The problem is that you don't accept that people can have the audicity and right to hold different morals and ethics than you do.
Here in the USA we do have progressives like you, but the vast majority of people disagree with your morals, ethics, and life choices.
For example many of us do not believe in killing unborn babies, selling off their parts, and call it reproductive health rights. Instead we believe in taking responsibility for our sexual actions, or putting children up for adoption if women get knocked up. As well as if it wasn't their fault via rape, or don't want to accept the responsibility of being a parent. That way kind loving people who can't have children naturally can finally become great parents too.
Many of us also have a very basic scientific understanding of biology and the human body. We can easilydetermine which restroom to use with ease, because even at age 2 we know there are only 2 genders. Everything else is a buffet of mental illnesses caused by gender dysphoria. Which is an actual real medical condition that many progressives deny.
As for women. We treat them as equals, but still have doochebags who don't always pay them equally. This isn't a USA problem, but an international one. So hopefully we can all get our shit together on that subject matter. Just as long as we define a woman as someone who was biologically born that way with all the correct body parts.
I am saying all this to you not to trigger you. It is me sincerely doing my best to explain our differences in beliefs. You live your life in Norway like a Norwegian. We will live our lives over here like Americans. It is possible to have different beliefs and still be friends. You just have to be willing to be open minded. Allow people to be themselves without influencing the conflicting aspects about them you don't like.
This is a time for self inflection and personal growth. You will get through this. Try not to worry so much. Things will get better. Focus on improving yourself and living virtuously. Life will fall into place.

2024-11-06 20:47:04 UTC

I made 100% ROI on my bitcoin investment yesterday if you measure it against filthy fiat.

2024-11-06 20:17:48 UTC

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Fuck I stacked some yesterday. Bought the dip at just below 69k. I watched it go sideways and bought right before the pump. It was nice to actually buy before an all time high for once lol.

2024-11-06 20:04:32 UTC

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Not just you. Ive had one heck of a fucking day. I'm glad the stress is over and I can relax now.

2024-11-06 19:52:18 UTC

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We might be able to afford food again?

2024-11-06 14:59:05 UTC

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Who is Russ Ulbricht?
No fucking clue. Hear his name everyday. What's his story?

2024-11-06 14:33:50 UTC

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Fucking weird. I wonder why orbit is fucking up.

2024-11-06 13:45:44 UTC

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The issue is having enough satoshis on the lightning network to open up a node in the first place. Still haven't figured out that little gem after getting everything set up.

2024-11-06 12:06:37 UTC

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Whatever the default one is on Amethyst. I didn't make any modifications to relay settings after installation. Orbot is having a hard time connecting. Dozens of refused connections everytime I try. Reset my modem. Updated my phone OS. Made sure ive got the latest version.
Still can't upload any photos and I have some righteous memeing today lol.
Oh by the way updating to the obtanium version of Amethyst solve my persistent bug. Thanks for letting me know. Working great now. You are awesome Vitor.

2024-11-06 11:51:07 UTC

Anyone else on Amethyst having issues uploading photos to post using TOR?
#Amethyst

2024-11-06 02:03:59 UTC

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Yes.

2024-11-06 01:00:32 UTC

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It has less to do with that. The dynamic is more complicated than you think.
In this country over decades our morals and ethics have been attacked from the inside. Leaving almost half the country to fall for a divide and conquer agenda.
Still most Americans believe in the American dream. Work hard. Be honest. Do good. Help people. Raise traditional families. Be a part of a warm welcoming community. These are qualities you can find all over the USA.
When I say we don't care what the rest of the world thinks. It is, because we want to mind our own damn business. Except there are millions of people who have been brainwashed into being outraged for the agenda de jour.
Its like for most Americans we are living with a bunch of mentally unstable brainwashed lunatics. That are either slowly realizing how wrong they are, or double down on their stupidity.
A word of advice for any country is to learn more about each region. For the people there will often be vastly different from place to place. For instance if you go to New York City you will find a surplus of the worlds greatest assholes. Go to Wisconsin and you will find some of the kindest people you will ever meet everywhere.

2024-11-06 00:44:35 UTC

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Sweet. We didn't do it for once.

2024-11-06 00:43:20 UTC

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The funny thing is. We don't give a fuck what the rest of the world thinks and that's alright.

2024-11-06 00:40:18 UTC

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No.

2024-11-06 00:28:34 UTC

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This place gets pretty fucking weird. Slap a warning next time. Somethings you just can't unsee.

2024-11-05 23:58:27 UTC

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What did we do now?

2024-11-05 23:58:03 UTC

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Because the only chance in hell team blue has is to cheat. No one wants another 4 more years of this hell.

2024-11-05 23:56:21 UTC

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Have you ever been there? The country intrigues me.

2024-11-05 23:05:35 UTC

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Its all bullshit. We all know Trump has more than enough votes to win. The issue is now what is team blue going to do. It is a lot harder to cheat now that the public is watching them like a hawk. The logical and legal thing would for them to bow out gracefully with a peaceful transition of power.
However logical and legal aren't exactly in team blues vocabulary. So the question is will they act illogical physically, legally, both, or some event happens that distracts us and drags us into another war, because why not?
Any who it really is anyone's best guess at this point. I'm staying out of it until my faith in election integrity has been restored. All I can say is whatever happens let it be peaceful and no longer under a communist regime of woke.

2024-11-05 21:52:36 UTC

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Actually its peach colored right now.
Kind of pretty actually....

2024-11-05 19:00:58 UTC

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Not pro Trump. Not anti Trump. Trump neutral.
I'm going to send you a lovely meme when you are wrong and he wins. It shall be glorious to imagine the smug look on your face wiped away. Replaced with horror that we the people actually had the audacity to not vote for an ex hooker.

2024-11-05 18:52:04 UTC

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You and me both.

2024-11-05 12:36:55 UTC

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Please elaborate.

2024-11-05 12:30:27 UTC

So are the leftist liberals going to cause a tantrum when they get reckt today?

2024-11-05 12:17:25 UTC

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Both.

2024-11-05 12:14:01 UTC

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Everything. Multiple phones. Multiple email addresses. I could get the sign up code, but then their own system says it is the wrong code. Tried contacting fountain.FM support and got an auto generated email saying they are understaffed so I probably will never get a response.

2024-11-05 12:12:18 UTC

I see all these satoshis in one of my wallets. Knowing that one day soon 200k satoshis will be worth a lot more than 200k than any fiat currency ever will, or could.

2024-11-05 11:14:31 UTC

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I still just wish their email sign up system actually fucking worked. Never got a chance to try fountain.FM. Even after 16+hours of trying.

2024-11-05 11:02:23 UTC

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Intriguing design.

2024-11-05 00:28:54 UTC

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Deterrence dispensed indeed. That gun is bent to all fuck. You shoot that your gun gonna explode in your face. I ain't touching it.

2024-11-05 00:07:46 UTC

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Holy fuck.
New bucket list activity added.

2024-11-04 23:52:06 UTC

Should I wait until tomorrow morning to buy more bitcoin, or buy it now?
Not sure how much more of a discount on satoshis there will be in the next 24 hours.

2024-11-04 23:42:35 UTC

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A dildo of a tiny skinny dick.

2024-11-04 21:36:05 UTC

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I spy with my little eye.
An ankle monitor!
Intriguing.

2024-11-04 18:36:05 UTC

So will we get the results by the end of the day like a real election would, or are we going to have to wait another month and be a banana republic again?

2024-11-04 17:51:54 UTC

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Go to your local shelter. Adopt a pet. Save a life. Improve the quality of both your lives too.

2024-11-04 17:49:47 UTC

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Take it back.

2024-11-04 17:43:07 UTC

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This dude!
Omg all he would do is go around an unleashing vengeance on all the woman beaters pretending to be chicks. It would be glorious. There would be popcorn.

2024-11-04 12:45:03 UTC

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Tennessee is having some good legislation passing through there lately. Always loved that state and the smokey mountains.

2024-11-04 12:42:45 UTC

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Depends on the state. His home state of florida, fuck no. They keep alligators as pets there.
Did he live in Indiana late in life? Don't know their policy over there, but the seem like a pro squirrel state.

2024-11-04 12:40:02 UTC

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Just want to say thanks for being awesome. Keep up the great work.

2024-11-04 12:38:57 UTC

When I drink my first cup of coffee in the morning. It is delightful. It is relaxing. Life is wonderful.
Holy fuck now run to the bathroom as fast as you can!!! Shit is about to get real.
This is my groundhog day style love affair with the heavenly brew and my morning BMs.

2024-11-04 12:32:47 UTC

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Honestly I would have to say what are you trying to hunt?
If you are in the wild and you have to get up close and personal potentially with your prey. Being able to have 5-10 follow up shots for a takedown via a lever action is preferable.
If you can take your time and are in a safe location to take a shot. Bolt action is more accurate and can reach out to longer distances to takedown your target.

2024-11-04 12:28:53 UTC

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This explains a lot.

2024-11-04 11:31:33 UTC

What are the best open source defi projects where you can get some btc on the lightning network?

2024-11-04 11:27:01 UTC

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Not good. Can you recommend any alternative projects that provide a similar level of protection?

2024-11-04 02:32:22 UTC

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Put down the crack pipe. Time to come back to reality.

2024-11-04 00:44:19 UTC

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I love it.

2024-11-03 23:27:38 UTC

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People are still here. I get more engagement here than I have anywhere else. Keep at it. People are listening.

2024-11-03 23:20:32 UTC

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PopOS if they are open to trying new things in terms of a desktop environment. It has the easiest out of the box support for hardware drivers. Once you get into it for work, gaming, or entertainment purposes it is hard not to love.
If they are super stubborn almost to the point of what the fuck is wrong with you. Then the cinnamon desktop environment with the right themes is a excellent choice. Can even trick people into thinking it is windows 10. Debian has a good version of it that is stable and Ive had great experience with senior citizens switching to it. Lasting for several years carefree.

2024-11-03 22:17:49 UTC

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If you are looking for just user friendly Linux distro I would recommend PopOS. Their LTS version specifically. Definitely enable automatic window tiling for an awesome workflow improvement experience.
If you want rock solid security and a reliable long term workstation. I would recommend Alma Linux 9. It is pretty easy for beginners too if you don't need advanced configuration options related to security.
For a more traditional desktop experience that is highly configurable I would recommend openSUSE Tumbleweed. With KDE for more modern systems and XFCE for systems with less hardware resources.
If you want to say fuck it all. Dive in deep. Make Linux whatever you want it to be, but it is on hard mode. With the best documentation wiki in the multiverse. I would recommend Arch Linux.
If you want to say fuck it all. Dive in deep. Make Linux whatever you want it to be, but it is on amateur mode. I would recommend Endeavor OS, because it is pretty much Arch Linux, but ready to go out of the box.

2024-11-03 21:27:37 UTC

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Thanks. I really wanted a Porsche.

2024-11-03 21:14:04 UTC

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Yes. This is true.

2024-11-03 20:59:51 UTC

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You don't know the half of it sister. Try this on for size anyone with Linux Mint, or ESPECIALLY fucking MXLinux on a fresh installation. Download the application etherape and run it as root. Monitor the network traffic for 10 minutes. Notice all the domains and IP addresses that it connects to. Suspects indeed. Catch them red handed and demand an explanation. You probably won't get one.
If you are looking for Linux recommendations from trustworthy distros. I can help you. Just ask. I'm here if you need me.

2024-11-03 20:49:52 UTC

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Good for you. Good luck!!!

2024-11-03 20:46:11 UTC

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Mention me if you find out. I'd like to hear more.

2024-11-03 18:57:25 UTC

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What is this project all about?

2024-11-03 18:05:31 UTC

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It was a cash grab based on no literary sources. When they removed the author they removed the world. It was never worth your time, or attention. This is what happens when you squeeze a cash cow too much. All you get is bullshit in return.

2024-11-03 17:56:26 UTC

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How has the reliability been?
I wanted one before all of the lawsuits for the firearm going off on its own with a round in the chamber.

2024-11-03 17:54:05 UTC

Got rid of the last of my toilet paper today.
By the last of my toilet paper I mean the last of my fiat currency.
Now I am all in on Bitcoin.

2024-11-02 20:28:04 UTC

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Do you still routinely wear a medical face mask in public?
Also those are medical masks. They required ai prompting specifically to be generated that way. I'm also an OG mortal kombat fan. Don't try and bullshit someone who is fluent in bullshit. You and I know that Sub Zeros mask looks nothing like that.

2024-11-02 20:00:34 UTC

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Also why are they still wearing face masks?
That mental illness fad was over a couple years ago.

2024-11-02 17:50:46 UTC

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OK is this real, or satire?
I'm good with either answer.

2024-11-02 15:02:20 UTC

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What is the most up to date version of Amethyst that is currently available on Fdroid?
I updated my standard fdroid repositories and there are no updates currently available.

2024-11-02 13:02:04 UTC

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The issue there is that while it will return to the draft. The post becomes a fresh note and not a response to someone when I press the back button.
One possible coding solution to this bug would be to implement this condition. That if a person is opening up a note, pause the incoming feed, and resume it once the note has been posted, saved as a draft, or exited completely. Not sure how to do this in kotlin, but it should be easy enough to accomplish.
There is no reason for posts to be loading anyway when you are already focused on responding to someone. This should resolve the issue gracefully.

2024-11-02 12:57:12 UTC

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I am on version 0.91.0-Fdroid.

2024-11-02 12:44:18 UTC

Vitor. Creator of Amethyst.
For fucks sake man fix this persistent bug. Make it a mother fucking priority. It is beyond maddening. I'm going to wind up chucking my phone at the fucking wall, because of it.
When you are responding to someone's posts and you are already scrolled way down on the timeline. You will get booted out of typing a response if you take too long, because the timeline loads more posts instead. Then you can't go back to finish your response either.
Holy fuck this happens almost every day. Have mercy and make this madness stop. Please I beg of you man.
#Amethyst

2024-11-02 11:55:20 UTC

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What is this?

2024-11-02 11:05:25 UTC

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1.
0 is actually an abstract concept. For how can you count nothing when it doesn't exist?

2024-10-30 18:15:59 UTC

Can anyone provide me with good Nostr developer learning resources to get started?
I want to start mastering the way of the ostrich.

2024-10-30 11:05:07 UTC

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Yeah. I don't agree with slaughter houses either. The difference between me and you though is that I do not deny that I am an omnivore. Our bodies require meat in order to thrive and not be emotionally driven weaklings in desperate need of protein and natural fats.
I believe that farmers should raise their cattle and livestock free with an all organic diet.
Cruelty free in the sunshine until it is their time. Then the farmer humanely harvests them as needed. Quickly and painlessly with a shotgun, or an axe.