Tim
Tim May

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2024-04-23 15:15:24 UTC

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If we are depending on Congress to help, we are fkd.

2024-04-23 00:15:24 UTC

The internet is Malebolge and we had the bright idea to move money to this fking hellscape.

2024-04-23 00:12:58 UTC

One more podcast about “macro” or other dumb fking shit and I am going to 🤮
How do we advance the revolution.
The things that really need to be said, can’t be said on NOSTR. Leaking my IP to all of my relays. Too bad.
Should delete this account too.

2024-04-23 00:10:06 UTC

How much does a senator cost?

2024-04-22 23:44:26 UTC

We never perfected the protocol layer… #note1s4v…u8cg

2024-04-22 23:42:38 UTC

NOSTR will continue to evolve, naturally.
Based on my calculations, we will soon be able to rename the protocol “Twitter.”

2024-04-22 23:38:55 UTC

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🤣

2024-04-22 23:15:07 UTC

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Read the stoics.
Let her go. Become the best version of yourself.
Work towards improving yourself daily.
The rest will sort itself out.

2024-04-22 23:03:51 UTC

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I think I’m on the winning team…
🥶

2024-04-22 17:03:18 UTC

Trump is in court for paying off a pornstar to not disclose their consensual sexual relationship.
Epstein’s list and the extent of their behavior is largely unknown.

2024-04-22 16:30:13 UTC

No taxation without representation…. #note1d63…uj3w

2024-04-22 15:21:32 UTC

My cold card Q (*2) are ready.
I typically pay in bitcoin, but the fees were too high.
Paid with credit card, worked fine.
🤮

2024-04-22 12:55:08 UTC

“Banks are closed on weekends,” used to be one of our rallying cries, but, for the average user, #bitcoin, in its pure form, was also closed this weekend.

2024-04-21 23:53:44 UTC

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Taking a long time is the key…

2024-04-21 23:52:42 UTC

Without this orange bitcoin glow….
We would all freeze to death. https://image.nostr.build/4cc881b47cf49621aa3b0d24c8a912b24f65cf621f1265df3ab9e096198a3dfe.jpg https://image.nostr.build/208d467258ce32bb39a5a8246d9f62c8a4d658b9b5b9de0c47fc7268e64f7cc1.jpg

2024-04-21 23:43:33 UTC

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I 💯 agree.
TBH, in its current form, it sucks.

2024-04-21 23:29:03 UTC

Eve ate the apple…
We destroyed the garden…
We will destroy bitcoin too…

2024-04-21 23:27:30 UTC

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I’m here because I care.
🫂🫂🫂
I hope you are right.

2024-04-21 23:19:00 UTC

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👑

2024-04-21 23:17:58 UTC

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I’m not trying to be difficult and I don’t have all the answers….but, at times, I am worried we are missing the target.

2024-04-21 23:17:08 UTC

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PGP and Bitcoin both have more users.

2024-04-21 23:05:19 UTC

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Hasn’t this been possible for well over a decade?

2024-04-21 23:04:17 UTC

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When the broadcasters are using stockfish, it makes it less interesting to me. I would prefer them to analyze with a human touch….like in any other sport where a computer cannot reliably predict the strongest position at any point in time.
They are discussing impossible lines. I would prefer a more human interpretation of the game.
But yes, watch. It’s interesting.

2024-04-21 22:43:59 UTC

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Literally could be said of 90% of the 💩 being built now for NOSTR and Bitcoin.

2024-04-21 22:36:08 UTC

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I don’t think I have ever had an original idea…

2024-04-21 22:27:03 UTC

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🫂

2024-04-21 22:24:13 UTC

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“Mastering Bitcoin”
“Learn Me A Bitcoin”
They are all here….
https://www.welikethecoin.com/

2024-04-21 22:21:19 UTC

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What is it?

2024-04-21 22:03:27 UTC

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You remind me of my wife.

2024-04-21 22:02:55 UTC

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I feel like we only have one chance, this is it…
Bitcoin has not reached escape velocity…
Let’s win first.

2024-04-21 21:35:16 UTC

How many young Ukrainians and Russians need to die before the ‘Illuminati’ decides it’s enough?

2024-04-21 21:34:08 UTC

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Soon, I will be celebrating 10.
Congrats.

2024-04-21 21:32:54 UTC

Tim May is at the beach and a rando saw my shirt and yelled “buy the dip.”

2024-04-21 16:49:22 UTC

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Scales to the family, but not beyond.

2024-04-21 15:29:22 UTC

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Which would you recommend?
I use Zeus paired with my node, but we can’t expect most to do this.
I could use lndhub and let all of my family use the node, but that doesn’t really scale.

2024-04-21 15:26:56 UTC

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Yeh, problematic.
I am just no longer sure which wallet to recommend to new users…
I have tried them all, and if you don’t know what you are doing, it will end up being a horrible experience.
Perhaps Phoenix is the best option? But if you don’t understand a little about channels, it will be problematic.
WOS is gone.
Blue is gone.
Many of the wallets aren’t interoperable.
I am a huge supporter of Lightning, but it seems to be getting worse.

2024-04-21 15:16:01 UTC

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Lightning is extremely difficult to use.
I just tried to set my daughter up with a wallet.
Decided on @npub1ajl…zx3q
Copied the 12 words, did all the teaching.
Asked her to create an invoice for 5k sats.
Then she got the wheel of death, invoice never generated.
Tried again, it worked.
Attempted to pay (from another Aqua), got an error message.
Gave up.

2024-04-21 14:38:13 UTC

Why do we need to use an email?
If I miss a sale, that’s my problem. https://image.nostr.build/14e1c0d4e1c4776d556f6ffb54a04a35256bbb662c4e735a37e1aa878774c1d2.jpg

2024-04-21 11:22:15 UTC

I have been saying this for the last few years… #note18rt…hyfc

2024-04-20 23:03:02 UTC

Beyoncé nailed it

2024-04-20 22:26:49 UTC

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He was hit by ⚡️not💡

2024-04-20 22:26:10 UTC

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I took care of a guy who was hit by lighting….
Twice….
In separate occasions

2024-04-20 21:29:11 UTC

Going out to dinner with Rosie and then go home and watch some crime thrillers.
4/20

2024-04-20 17:53:35 UTC

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#nevent1q…4wla

2024-04-20 16:59:26 UTC

Where can I buy a @npub12rv…85vg or @npub1der…xzpc mask?
Would prefer to pay with real money.

2024-04-20 16:57:49 UTC

So much to say, but I doesn’t matter.

2024-04-20 13:04:25 UTC

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They should just stop complaining and start a competing 501C3, call it:
Source Available Sats

2024-04-19 23:06:23 UTC

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🫂

2024-04-19 22:24:14 UTC

I am glad to be here with all of you. 🫂

2024-04-19 22:23:51 UTC

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🫂

2024-04-18 14:56:17 UTC

I am a main chain maximalist.

2024-04-18 10:37:04 UTC

https://www.utxo.management/portfolio/

2024-04-18 09:54:45 UTC

Looking forward to going to the Ethereum Devcon conference in Nashville.
Good Morning. ☕️
#bitcoin

2024-04-18 00:31:27 UTC

Good Night….

2024-04-17 10:24:23 UTC

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This seems to be a pretty fair article

2024-04-17 01:05:06 UTC

Most people in El Salvador sold their bitcoin.
Most of the rest never moved beyond Chivo.
The others became bitcoiners.
They are the remnant.

2024-04-17 00:17:16 UTC

If you just join, there is no interaction at all. It’s fking awful.

2024-04-16 23:58:55 UTC

3 people by 8:03 and we do it live.
https://nostrnests.com/naddr1qqjx2d3evvmxxdpj956rxdee956rxwfe943xze3n943xyde4vc6kvefev56n2qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzqsez4kv0yhahnnhw5dvnp5yyr89c6t6enfptunhx79htf89sq65eqvzqqqrkvuemch8k

2024-04-16 23:45:05 UTC

https://nostrnests.com/naddr1qqjx2d3evvmxxdpj956rxdee956rxwfe943xze3n943xyde4vc6kvefev56n2qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09upzqsez4kv0yhahnnhw5dvnp5yyr89c6t6enfptunhx79htf89sq65eqvzqqqrkvuemch8k

2024-04-16 23:26:25 UTC

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Tim was hoping to do a talk and only has a cell phone.
I will ask him to work on figuring this out.

2024-04-16 23:19:28 UTC

When Tim May posts his npub or nsec to login to the nostr nests it says not a valid key.
Using cell phone.
@npub18am…p424

2024-04-16 23:10:53 UTC

Can somebody with more than 1 mate boost this?
Maybe want to talk about ARK (only spent 5 mins researching)
Ross
Assange
Jan 6
VCs
Mining
Whatever else.
What we can do, Jan 6. Maybe at 7:30?
If Tim May can get 3 participants, it’s go time. #note1qzz…30kr

2024-04-16 23:06:58 UTC

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Begging at the feet of our masters is admitting failure. Rise up.

2024-04-16 23:03:24 UTC

If Tim May were to do a NOSTR NEST, would anybody join up?

2024-04-16 23:02:22 UTC

Tim May sees this note. Tim May is happy Snowden is here again. #note1mz5…rg2p

2024-04-16 22:57:38 UTC

This one is important…. https://image.nostr.build/dd2ffa63307ca58a79bed46313151977af4095ea9bc79520475bf67e84044735.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d97dfd726c5222ca7e4f275e2f505f776dcb8562bf189af26287e6a40e4250a7.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0fd611662a52658767700fe3827a15b212c52a93673d817ca3cbcc6d2233330b.jpg

2024-04-16 22:46:57 UTC

Tim May doesn’t immediately update his bitcoin node.
He lets the statists update first to ensure there are no problems.
Tim will update in 12 months.

2024-04-16 22:39:57 UTC

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Tim May thinks NGU helps devs and Michael Saylor was the only reason NGU during the bear market.

2024-04-16 22:37:39 UTC

Tim May talks about himself in 3rd person.

2024-04-16 22:27:28 UTC

Tim May needs a personal assistant.

2024-04-16 17:16:11 UTC

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Can you point me to some reading that explains ARK?

2024-04-16 17:14:08 UTC

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Tim May couldn’t quit laughing.

2024-04-16 16:14:19 UTC

“Free Ross”
“Free Assange”
We beg and plead with our leaders.
They don’t say ‘no,’ it’s worse, they don’t acknowledge our voice.
So we wait a few months and again say “Free Ross, Free Assange.”
At what point do the words become meaningless or worse.
Typing “Free Ross” or “Free Assange” into a social media app makes us feel satisfied. Like we did something.
We didn’t, we aren’t revolutionaries, and have no appetite for true revolution.
Let us wait a few weeks and beg our masters again…
Maybe it will work before Ross and Assange die while incarcerated.
At least those two stood for what they believe in….On the other hand, I’m just a cucked hypocrite

2024-04-16 15:01:07 UTC

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@npub1wnl…n3wr

2024-04-16 14:54:06 UTC

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🫂

2024-04-16 14:06:35 UTC

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How did you do it?

2024-04-16 11:08:47 UTC

If you want to accelerate a transaction using F2 pools accelerator, paying with #bitcoin (lightning, liquid, main chain) is not even an option.
Go see for yourself…
We must ask ‘WHY?’ https://image.nostr.build/dc54adde1479309f6564513cff8979b421bb057878b2a08af08e9439481c4a37.jpg https://image.nostr.build/08c09a5007bfb2be0c4a552f9e8ade97ccbbea333deb103c40c985d560a29c4a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/14f699349fe2fdea34a2d3ced164da6b492eeb917ac023741587dca8f5b9c138.jpg

2024-04-16 11:03:25 UTC

Bitcoin mining is dominated by companies that couldn’t care less about Bitcoin, in fact, many of them are equally involved with shit coins.

2024-04-16 10:43:48 UTC

We should change the name of #bitcoin to ‘fragile coin.’ https://image.nostr.build/08f541ba6de7170cb1d4859b623d7ba7ef6679bf2a8abe9bd08ba561a517dacd.jpg

2024-04-16 10:04:37 UTC

Good morning. ☕️

2024-04-15 16:44:28 UTC

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He will, nobody just leaves.

2024-04-15 10:32:53 UTC

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I have used it many times.

2024-04-15 10:04:05 UTC

Good morning. ☕️