Richard (Dick) Johnson

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2026-03-19 17:50:52 UTC

I have it on good authority, from a reliable source close to the author, that the meme was posted by @nprofile…z3dq
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2026-03-19 17:37:31 UTC

Everybody knows shit's fucked
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2026-03-10 16:22:06 UTC

Jews hate Christ so much and they love creating blasphemous images of him.
The news reports act like this is a one off piece in a museum.
But in this Jerusalem Post article, they don't include this picture, but another picture of a different Ronald McDonald on the cross.
So it's clearly just something Jews like to do.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/violent-clashes-in-haifa-as-arab-christians-protest-mcjesus-sculpture-577153
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2026-02-27 14:18:43 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…vf5e I watched an interesting video about Devo and Whip it recently, that reframed the song. They claimed the song was originally about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, sarcastically. But people took it sexually, and they leaned into it, as they desperately needed a hit, and hadn't had one yet. This song is from their third album.
I listened to some other early Devo stuff, and it's pretty rough. They were certainly trying to be counter-culture at the time.

2026-02-20 17:35:50 UTC

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@nprofile…ed0n @nprofile…r055
It's disingenuous to say Trump was a life-long Democrat. While I do agree that his policies would align more with a Democrat from the 90s than a modern Republican, I think it's more likely he was just taking the opposite party from the incumbent.
Well, maybe he was a lifelong Democrat, at heart. But that's certainly not what he was registered as.
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2026-02-12 21:10:14 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n I found this interesting article this past Thanksgiving.
This might have been the closest we ever got.
https://mises.org/free-market/great-thanksgiving-hoax

2026-02-12 20:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
We certainly haven't seen it in our lifetimes.
And if you are referencing the book The Richest man in Babylon, I FUCKING hate that book.
I read it for the first time maybe 10 years ago, and it enraged me. But I bet it was good advice in the 60s.

2026-02-09 22:56:52 UTC

It's been over a week since I unfollowed CSB@poa.st , and my timeline has noticeably improved.
Just unfollow CSB, you won't regret it.
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2025-08-13 16:26:32 UTC

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2025-06-20 16:40:20 UTC

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@nprofile…kjc8
Probably 50/50.
My Mom is all in on protecting Israel because the old testament says so.
I'm told her, "you know the old testament was replaced with the new testament, right"
She says no, even though I knew she used to know this.

2025-06-10 21:11:42 UTC

The Stellar Blade devs released a Demo for PC about two weeks before it launches.
There are already 135+ outfit mods for THE DEMO. I'm sure they'll be ported to the full game immediately upon release.
These Devs know EXACTLY what they are doing.
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2025-06-06 19:34:22 UTC

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Thanks for all that you do, @nprofile…zw4s

2025-06-06 18:19:52 UTC

I don't see most of the things that are posted by people I follow.
Recently, I enabled notifications for when @nprofile…zw4s posts, and was shocked to find that he posts SO MANY things that I never see.
I'm following @nprofile…8v9a for #faggottourney posts, and I have to SEARCH for them. They never come up in my feed.

2025-06-05 16:19:27 UTC

Adam Curry was wrong, example 1,457,634
The Fediverse is not addictive because there are no algos.
Quite the opposite, actually. RANDOMNESS is more addictive than a platform that always puts out.
When you log into the Fedi, what you will see is RANDOM. Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's gay.
Not knowing if it will be fun actually makes it MORE ADDICTIVE.
Long Live the Fedi!

2025-06-04 18:23:01 UTC

Love is Love
#pridemonth
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2025-06-04 15:56:13 UTC

"At the end of the rabbit hole, you realise the t is silent" - Sun Tzu Art of noticing.

2025-06-04 15:27:56 UTC

I'd rather be secretly modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer over a year and a half time period in Granby, CO
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2025-06-04 14:12:31 UTC

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@nprofile…8v9a
I vote for Adam Curry.
He runs a podcast about how the same groups are always fucking over the people, but will stop just before he figures it out every time, and tells anyone who noticed a pattern in the things he laid out that they are crazy.
Later he joined a Megachurch that is actively helping Jews flood the country with illegals.
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2025-06-04 01:44:19 UTC

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@nprofile…g5p0
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

2025-06-03 16:01:45 UTC

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@nprofile…hadd @nprofile…dn38
Probably hit him with "fraud" or some other BS

2025-06-03 15:06:47 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s
This song slaps!

2025-05-30 22:11:29 UTC

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@nprofile…5098
I would be very surprised if a Zionist could produce an honest show about Henry Ford.

2025-05-30 17:43:16 UTC

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@nprofile…qk9e
Dishonesty from China!?
I can't believe it.
Well, maybe I can
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2025-05-29 20:05:37 UTC

If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.

2025-05-29 19:38:44 UTC

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@nprofile…g5p0
The EPA forcing the auto makers to not make or sell reasonably sized trucks anymore is certainly a factor.

2025-05-29 15:49:05 UTC

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@nprofile…qvww
Please tell me you didn't fall for this AI Sloppa.
Please. Please confirm you know this is a both fake and gay.

2025-05-23 22:21:09 UTC

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@nprofile…4r49 @nprofile…l9qk @nprofile…a880
Yea, Oregon tried to just legalize drugs. And the results were so catastrophic, that they had to roll it back just a few years later.
I was in the "end the war on drugs" camp until I saw what happened in Oregon.

2025-05-23 20:48:31 UTC

Jews deserve an apology!
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2025-05-23 17:46:39 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u Ewww, the upside down peas made my fries all soggy

2025-05-22 18:38:00 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
It's pretty ironic that the person who made this chose a king to represent what our "democratically elected" "leaders" keep doing.

2025-05-20 18:55:50 UTC

Online Piracy Is Unironically BASED And You Should Do It
https://youtu.be/cut0wnqiR_k

2025-05-20 14:18:41 UTC

Guys, guys, guys,
I think it may be happening.
I was taking to a construction worker yesterday about his old computer I helped him upgrade to a SSD a few years ago.
We were talking upgrading computers to Windows 11, and how his old machine won't work.
I was talking about workarounds, and options.
And then he asks me:
What about this Linux thing I've heard about?
The year of the Linux desktop may actually be arriving. Thanks Win 11.

2025-05-19 20:29:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yqxl Now we're getting somewhere

2025-05-19 20:28:40 UTC

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@nprofile…yqxl
Sure, but I seldom see that advice given to women.
It's always men's fault. Women most effected.

2025-05-19 20:25:45 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
We old

2025-05-19 20:24:40 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
I hate to break it to you, but the tide pod trend (read: marketing opportunity) was among teenagers in 2018.
Millennials were not teenagers in 2018. Sorry to break it to you, old man.

2025-05-19 20:23:31 UTC

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@nprofile…yqxl
Maybe, but I read the article, and it just comes off as, yet another, "Men, this is all your fault, and women have never in world history ever caused a problem" kind of article.

2025-05-19 20:21:36 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
Wasn't it Zoomers that were eating the bods?

2025-05-19 19:42:18 UTC

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@nprofile…yqxl
Men, it's your fault.
Thanks Doc, haven't heard that one before.

2025-05-19 18:33:48 UTC

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@nprofile…qk3h
I've listened to a lot of them.
They seem to be a great source for "reputable" places to buy gold.
Not much else of value there.

2025-05-19 18:24:55 UTC

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@nprofile…qk3h
Literally all of them.
Every single one

2025-05-19 18:19:56 UTC

Me, immediately after trying to listen to a podcast
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2025-05-16 20:41:35 UTC

Mom said it's my turn to post this today
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2025-05-16 19:18:41 UTC

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@nprofile…qk9e
"Yes, we had racist hiring practices, but the racists we hired for that position have been told to not be racist anymore"
Yea, not buying it. They will still favor their own, and make racist hiring decisions.

2025-05-16 16:31:40 UTC

Have you ever heard what the King of France said just before the people killed him during the French Revolution?
No?
Isn't that a bit odd?

2025-05-16 16:27:11 UTC

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@nprofile…xu3z
I've read this book.
It stands in VERY stark contracts to what Chomsky claims to believe today.

2025-05-16 14:26:05 UTC

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@nprofile…e2xt @nprofile…rlzq
Yes, give your lady the shocker with a controller in your hand.
She'll love the vibrations.

2025-05-16 14:22:21 UTC

Loosing my faith in "Democracy".
Seems like it's not the rule of the people, but the rule of whoever has the most effective advertising / propaganda.

2025-05-15 20:53:06 UTC

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@nprofile…7rvm
I'm sure they'll be covering this on live TV, just like the Jonny Depp trial, right?
RIGHT?
*crickets*

2025-05-15 20:34:48 UTC

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@nprofile…qk9e
The agitators certainly seem like they were fed their lines and paid in advance

2025-05-15 19:20:56 UTC

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@nprofile…34yy
Dragon, Dragon
Rock the Dragon
Dragon Hall Z
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2025-05-15 16:34:14 UTC

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@nprofile…zfmq
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2025-05-14 22:00:14 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s Grayjay provides an alternate comment section they host themselves.
It's usually pretty dead, tho

2025-05-13 15:14:37 UTC

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@nprofile…vwxt Sure, the media is Dishonest AF.
But does this even look like a spoon? I just personally screenshot it from the original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sz6cIACfB0
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2025-05-13 15:05:21 UTC

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@nprofile…vwxt
When I saw the original vid, I always through it looked like a tissue.
Bunch of scumbags, don't get me wrong.
This just feels like a false flag to throw people off. Now when it gets brought up, people will point at this video and blame people on the internet for jumping to conclusions.

2025-05-13 14:56:07 UTC

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@nprofile…vwxt
My take on it is, yes they were acting like a bunch of kids hiding something. But it's just because they are all awkward pretenders who act that way anyway.
Just look at the picture in Dankula's thumbnail. It's a tissue.
I agree with Dankula's take on it. Sure, they probably are doing coke. But they also aren't dumb enough to do it in front of the press.

2025-05-13 14:33:45 UTC

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@nprofile…vwxt
It was a tissue
https://youtu.be/l_4qM2WslZg

2025-05-12 21:46:27 UTC

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@nprofile…xlp8 @nprofile…l22w
Precisely

2025-05-12 21:33:40 UTC

@nprofile…l22w just blocked me because I said he sounded vaccinated for defending the mRNA "vaccines"
He definitely accepted the spike of the jab into his heart.
I'm not even mad. Just shocked he would block me for such a very light ribbing.
Really says something about his character.
And, while we're at it. He sure does travel abroad a lot for someone to claims to be a poor student.
Suspicious.

2025-05-09 22:25:42 UTC

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@nprofile…4un7
Oh yea, I remember this one.
It was covered in the documentary called Escape from San Francisco.
Wait, was that what it was called?
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2025-05-08 16:58:25 UTC

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@nprofile…s2gy @nprofile…r6d3
I don't see how this refutes my point. Obviously Proton will rat me out if I threaten a government official. I'm not going to do that, I just don't want Google reading all my email with their AI.
Also, the author of that page uses Pale Moon. Opinion Discarded.

2025-05-08 16:50:00 UTC

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@nprofile…r6d3
I use Proton so Google can't track me for pushing ads.

2025-05-08 15:56:18 UTC

I love how all the video game companies made record profits only a few years ago, and suddenly they can't survive without charging you $80 a game.

2025-05-07 14:11:11 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
https://youtu.be/Yo6yes4TdCo

2025-05-07 02:39:50 UTC

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@nprofile…dfnj
I don't know, but talk about a happy accident!

2025-05-06 21:18:08 UTC

Wishing everyone in India and Pakistan a very mutual assured destruction

2025-05-01 19:40:46 UTC

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@nprofile…rm5x
Moo looks hungry for Toddlers

2025-04-30 20:06:14 UTC

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@nprofile…xu3z
" your species seems rather attached to degeneracy."
Aren't Ducks known for their cork-screw shaped penises, and penchant for raping other male ducks?

2025-04-30 16:46:07 UTC

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@nprofile…xlp8 @nprofile…xu3z @nprofile…lxaj @nprofile…vwxt
I was talking to my wife about it. She leans towards wanting to do it, but wants to respect my decision.
I asked her:
What if we were having a girl, should we have cosmetic surgery on her vagina so it can look better? Just trim a bit off so it can be perfectly symmetrical.
You should have seen the horrified face she made.

2025-04-30 16:20:27 UTC

Hey guys, personal question for you:
Did you / would you circumcise your son?
Why or why not?
I'm back and forth. I think the reason it's popular in the US goes back to fear of masturbation from 100 years ago.
On the other hand, literally every girl I have been with has preferred circumcised dicks.
On the first hand, it's Jewish. And it makes your dick less sensitive (because your head rubs on your underwear all day)
On the other hand, you might not last long enough if its too sensitive.

2025-04-30 14:36:24 UTC

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@nprofile…zw4s
You're right.
I don't like it.

2024-12-11 15:46:05 UTC

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@nprofile…8cq2
It's fun seeing Burger King out there advocating for violence...
yet again...

2024-12-10 16:07:57 UTC

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@nprofile…jaa7
I don't have it with me. It's just a Meringue pie with pecans added.
Imagine my surprise when they tell me they are serving Pecan Pie, but then they produce a Meringue.
It's certainly better than Karo Syrup pie.

2024-12-10 15:53:09 UTC

My wife's family likes to make this pie for the holidays, which their Grandmother made.
It never comes out quite right. There's always a little something off.
The wife and I did some research on similar pies, and found the recipe was lacking an ingredient crucial for the chemical reaction to occur.
So we fixed the recipe and now we are the only ones who can make it come out good.
Grandma's old recipe was just some shit she came up with one day in the 60s when she was missing ingredients.
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2024-11-14 15:37:10 UTC

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@nprofile…6wcm
You can only see Trump's top finger, so you really can't say if it's this Lion's Paw thing.
I have trained myself to always shake people's hands with my index finger raised as shown in the photo.
It makes it so macho guys can't hurt your hand. If you keep your index up like that, they can squeeze your hand as hard as they like, and you can just smile in their face.
Not that Biden could/would do that. But, like I said, I always do this, out of habit.

2024-10-25 18:29:13 UTC

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@npub1lh5…n08y
Podcast Addict is also the only app on my phone that will let me stream a video from a URL, and then lock the phone and put it in my pocket while it plays. Other apps, like MPV, won't play in the background.
I guess the real downside is that it is not open source. I wanted to go that way, especially for an app that requires internet access.

2024-10-25 18:28:58 UTC

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@npub1lh5…n08y
I really like Podcast Addict.
I don't like that they are pushing Mainstream crap now, but only when you add new podcasts. Of course they suggest NPR, etc. But I expect they almost all do that.
I paid their one time fee to have it ad free, totally worth it.
Podcast Addict also lets you easily add radio stations, and such.

2024-10-22 16:55:59 UTC

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@npub12dm…r7ef
Haha, I'm joking, of course...
I have friends... real people who like me... really, tho...

2024-10-22 16:54:15 UTC

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@npub12dm…r7ef
I feel like I have friends on NAS.
unlike real life

2024-09-26 16:57:08 UTC

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@npub1j4c…49n2
I love how he's sitting like a manspreader on the train.

2024-09-25 22:51:16 UTC

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@npub148r…tqt6
I wouldn't even play a PS2 today. PS2 emulation is well established, and allows you to upscale to modern resolutions with few drawbacks.
Oh, and you can fast forward through the load screens.

2024-09-25 15:10:14 UTC

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@npub10d9…n3u6
Here is the actual article you should have linked:
https://icandecide.org/press-release/measles-outbreak-in-maine-was-vaccine-induced-all-along/

2024-09-20 14:22:28 UTC

Leave it a Jew to take the joke to its logical conclusion.
But, I will say, some really excellent AI work here, to make it almost feel like a real clip from CNN.
Breaking News Mass Hezbollah Casualties Reported After Goats Explode
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2024-09-19 18:38:32 UTC

What do you guys think about my new wireless phone charger?
The catch is that if you charge your phone to more than 80% charge, it summons a demon.
But not charging your phone over 80% is good for your battery, so it seems like a win in the long term.
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2024-09-19 15:35:44 UTC

Is Election Season over yet?
*sigh*
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2024-09-18 22:44:41 UTC

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@npub1763…ru7a
What did he do? She just opens his door and (attempts to) pull him out without saying a word.
Very strange.

2024-07-16 19:38:14 UTC

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@npub16dj…mns2 Wow, Great's not going to appreciate this.