Bitcoin Alien

I've added my RSS feed to my NOSTR timeline, allowing me to see a broader variety of information directly on NOSTR!
Basically, you create a NOSTR profile from your RSS feed using https://rsslay.nostr.moe/ - then just follow the profile and your RSS feed will show up in your NOSTR timeline!
Also, you can use https://nitter.moomoo.me/ to turn any Twitter account into an RSS feed, which you can then view on NOSTR.
I'm loving this! 🙌

2023-03-08 21:49:35 UTC

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🤘✊

2023-03-08 21:45:51 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/H6sjheSkU1wAAAAM/noice-nice.gif

2023-03-08 21:33:34 UTC

I asked ChatGPT to "Write a Breaking Bad script where Walt and Jesse team up to battle Craig Wright, who claims to be the real Heisenberg. Walt and Jesse find strength in the power of Bitcoin and Proof-of-Work and use it to defeat Craig Write."
This was it's response
FADE IN:
INT. WALT'S HOUSE - DAY
Walt and Jesse are sitting at the kitchen table, discussing their latest batch of meth. Suddenly, the TV turns on and a news report catches their attention.
NEWS ANCHOR
In breaking news, Australian computer scientist Craig Wright has come forward claiming to be the real Heisenberg, the mastermind behind the infamous Blue Sky meth. He's even filed a copyright claim on the name "Heisenberg" and is demanding a cut of all profits made from the sale of Blue Sky.
Walt scoffs at the news report.
WALT
This guy has no idea what he's talking about. We're the real Heisenberg.
JESSE
Yeah, bitch! And we're not gonna let this clown steal our name.
WALT
We need to come up with a plan to take him down.
JESSE
What if we use Bitcoin?
WALT
Bitcoin? What's that got to do with anything?
JESSE
Well, you know how Bitcoin uses Proof-of-Work to verify transactions, right?
WALT
Yeah, so?
JESSE
Well, we can use the same concept to prove that we're the real Heisenberg. We can create a hash of all our past transactions and use it as proof that we're the original creators of Blue Sky.
WALT
You're a genius, Jesse! Let's do it.
CUT TO:
INT. A BITCOIN MINING FACILITY - DAY
Walt and Jesse are standing in front of a massive array of computers, all humming with activity. They've enlisted the help of some Bitcoin experts to create a hash of all their past transactions.
BITCOIN EXPERT
Okay, we're almost there. Just a few more calculations and we should have our Proof-of-Work.
Suddenly, the doors burst open and Craig Wright walks in, flanked by a group of lawyers.
CRAIG WRIGHT
Stop right there! You have no right to use the name "Heisenberg." That name belongs to me.
WALT
We'll see about that. We have Proof-of-Work that shows we're the original creators of Blue Sky.
CRAIG WRIGHT
Ha! That's just a bunch of nonsense. You can't prove anything with your silly little calculations.
JESSE
Actually, we can. And we will.
Walt and Jesse hit a button on their computer, and a giant hash appears on the screen.
BITCOIN EXPERT
There it is! Our Proof-of-Work!
CRAIG WRIGHT
That's impossible! You can't have done that so quickly.
WALT
We're the real Heisenberg, Craig. And we have the power of Bitcoin on our side.
Craig Wright looks defeated as he slinks out of the room, his lawyers following close behind.
WALT
Looks like we won this battle.
JESSE
Yeah, bitch! We're the kings of the meth game!
WALT
Let's celebrate with a batch of our finest Blue Sky.
JESSE
You got it, Mr. White.
FADE OUT.

2023-03-08 18:00:23 UTC

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https://i.imgur.com/J3oqCmj.gif

2023-03-08 17:58:00 UTC

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I've since added
wss://nostr.wine (and their filter relay)
wss://relay.nostrich.land
wss://universe.nostrich.land
#[0]

2023-03-08 17:54:49 UTC

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I thought one day I might pay for Twitter blue if I felt the value was there. Then I discovered Nostr ✊
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2023-03-08 17:51:23 UTC

Froth life let's gooo
#coffeechain
https://i.imgur.com/LDTwNeF.jpg

2023-03-08 16:35:04 UTC

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I just signed up. Thanks!

2023-03-07 19:37:49 UTC

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I'll add that one next!

2023-03-07 19:22:01 UTC

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The paid relays I'm on now:
wss://nostr.sovbit.host
wss://eden.nostr.land
wss://puravida.nostr.land
wss://relay.orangepill.dev
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2023-03-07 16:37:27 UTC

What are some of the "good" paid relays? What makes a paid relay good? I'm currently using two paid relays but would like to have a few more. ✌️

2023-02-26 05:19:10 UTC

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It's working! Thanks! This is going to be too much fun 😅

2023-02-26 05:16:45 UTC

I'm way late to the game but I think I have zaps working. Anyone want to send a test zap? 👉👈🤭

2023-02-14 17:07:37 UTC

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Hahah RIP this account

2023-02-14 17:03:52 UTC

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Or posts it on twitter 😂. Was that your real private key or were you messing with us?

2023-02-11 17:04:14 UTC

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Where would the video files be stored?

2023-02-11 16:26:39 UTC

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I didn't know this! I'll do that. I've been meaning to anyway. ✌️

2023-02-11 16:24:21 UTC

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Followed back 💪

2023-02-11 16:20:45 UTC

Me, an Android user, watching everyone on iOS zap sats to each other
https://i.imgur.com/G1BtXh8.jpg

2023-02-11 16:00:50 UTC

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I'm not sure why but I'm getting the same issue 🤔 (using blue wallet)
https://i.imgur.com/2slHs7x.jpg

2023-02-11 00:43:14 UTC

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All out of sats! Sorry to those I wasn't able to get to 🙏

2023-02-11 00:41:00 UTC

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Followed!

2023-02-11 00:40:09 UTC

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💪

2023-02-11 00:36:29 UTC

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I'm getting an "invalid checksum" error 🤔 if you can post another invoice I'll try again ✌️

2023-02-10 21:54:48 UTC

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😂😂

2023-02-10 21:51:57 UTC

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You're welcome. Happy to do it!

2023-02-10 21:51:04 UTC

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You're welcome ✌️

2023-02-10 21:50:16 UTC

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If I've liked your invoice note, then it's been paid. So far 17 invoices have been filled. Few more to go.

2023-02-10 20:56:25 UTC

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Paid 🙌

2023-02-10 20:20:41 UTC

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Done 🤝

2023-02-10 20:20:01 UTC

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Reunited 🙌
https://i.imgur.com/vQkBjwR.jpg

2023-02-10 20:18:03 UTC

Drop a 1,000 sat LN invoice. I'm draining this custodial wallet I have. 🤙

2023-02-10 20:16:07 UTC

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You've inspired me to do the same. I'm going to drain this custodial LN wallet I have 🤘

2023-02-10 20:13:49 UTC

I'm mortified. My Bitcoin socks have been separated and I can't find one of them 😵

2023-02-10 00:24:08 UTC

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I never know how much to ask for lmao

2023-02-10 00:23:39 UTC

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lnbc150u1p37trnhpp5dm8m0cqxrxqrqhmfx2ddyqv3vppnhsk6efqjqzdgcmhm7dgfcplsdqqcqzpgxqyz5vqsp5p348njwv7yja03awvw083qauk0pg3k248xctn8s0j8cw0yuaq90s9qyyssqhutknccdjwtqgqvhmd5yzgdyudpcl2hw98k75s9at62an6dl8jsnm8a80mtu2jvvgmtmupv3kq0d4s2nlxzuq9wecfuhf4mgvkcht9sql3yc3l

2023-02-06 22:15:25 UTC

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HAH

2023-02-01 18:19:55 UTC

#[0] Verifying My Public Key: "@BTC_Alien"

2023-01-27 19:09:23 UTC

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I already do 🤙

2023-01-26 17:47:28 UTC

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This would be sick

2022-12-21 23:21:57 UTC

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I front ran Avi. Haha lets get it

2022-12-21 23:19:59 UTC

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🤙

2022-12-21 23:07:16 UTC

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A true gentleman and a scholar.

2022-12-21 22:39:23 UTC

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Agreed, this is awesome

2022-12-21 22:38:46 UTC

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Let's get it 🙌🙌

2022-12-21 22:38:23 UTC

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Test successful 🤙

2022-12-21 22:37:46 UTC

lnbc119280n1p368z5gpp5cw5enqn88cvdf53vrfvcdcyt4v3v6x9kzwvtupt99aesh9xpwncsdqqcqzpgxqyz5vqsp5yxupvgc2hdnun67qzpnw72kchxnzmzk5e9n20452zym0ejng83ks9qyyssqy4qm67j7lgsm3s4rm3dugv9qale457c4p0g4e8ngxcq3yjffrz7rcvk8za362y0khlpv9j7acxyqhzlwvrgk8p3huvtwcwhj7lhpkcsq3msjmp

2022-12-21 22:10:04 UTC

Testing Nostr 👋

2022-12-21 21:58:30 UTC

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Let's gooo🤙