Amish Super Model

Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

https://justmytoots.com/@amishsupermodel@mastodon.social

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2024-11-20 22:38:34 UTC

Just wondering about eliminating the federal Department of Education and leaving US educational standards up to the states…
Will a diploma from Mississippi be considered the equivalent of one from Massachusetts?

2024-11-15 01:44:38 UTC

Trump II (Rated R, Foul Language, Misogyny, Racism, Xenophobia, not recommended for children)
In response to the price of eggs, a frustrated and unread populace mistakenly elects a fraudulent narcissist to run their country. They unwittingly give away all their rights and government protections in exchange for the promise of lower taxes. Devastation ensues.
0 stars. Do not recommend.

2024-11-13 23:00:18 UTC

Matt Gaetz as Attorney General…
What’s next. Lauren Boebert as Director of Intelligence?!?!

2024-11-11 20:39:19 UTC

To spice things up in the bedroom, my wife and I have started more role-playing…
We dress up like middle-aged people who would rather sleep than have sex.

2024-11-03 02:38:21 UTC

We have too many men who’ve proudly never changed a diaper because it’s not “their job” who coincidentally are disconnected from their children because caring and empathy are not “their jobs.”

2024-11-02 21:06:34 UTC

Eastern European immigrants are stealing American jobs!!!
(Even though Americans don’t want them.)
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/415/394/928/031/399/original/d0420cbb1c27c372.jpeg
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/415/394/929/571/295/original/ac059aaf291660c6.jpeg

2024-10-24 22:52:16 UTC

The Man Who Wouldn’t Go Away
(Rated R, foul language, violence, misogyny, disturbing skin tones)
A racist, fraudulent, philandering “billionaire” reality TV star cons America into electing him President. Defeated in the next election, he refuses to concede & incites an insurrection against his own country. After multiple felony convictions, sexual assault liability, and stolen documents, he refuses to leave and tries to run again by threatening and insulting his way back to the White House.

2024-10-23 14:55:45 UTC

Well, now wait a minute… According to Trump and Fox “News” I thought hordes of immigrants are pouring through our open borders???
Fewer migrants were apprehended between ports of entry at the southern border in September than in any month since August of 2020, according to new data release…
Source: The Hill https://search.app/zAM2oTNJUiFnMCYx5

2024-10-10 13:30:19 UTC

Weird how a guy who fraudulently exaggerates his wealth to get bigger loans, then devalues his worth to pay less in taxes is the same guy who promises Evangelicals he’ll be the most pro-life president ever to win votes is now trying to tell women he’ll be their “protector” to win votes.

2024-09-11 02:44:03 UTC

“Seriously, Bro?”
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/116/619/369/285/762/original/b59dff2d805be3d0.jpeg

2024-08-31 22:18:29 UTC

I hate when people misuse words and expressions, like “for all intensive purposes”…
Just my sediments.

2024-08-31 14:33:06 UTC

Little Known Fact: Trump’s moral compass is used as a ceiling fan at Mar-A-Lago.

2024-08-30 01:15:35 UTC

Told my 13 y/o daughter a bad Dad joke.
She rolled her eyes and said, “Why are you like this?!”

2024-08-27 00:19:28 UTC

My kids are gonna start a competitive cooking show using only the microwave…
The Reheaters.

2024-08-25 14:06:13 UTC

Kids got me a coffee mug that reads, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood”

2024-08-14 03:01:05 UTC

It only takes 30 seconds on Facebook to remember why I left my hometown and why I’d never go back.

2024-08-13 22:38:21 UTC

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@npub1q42…a4u7 Shoulda been a 3-dollar bill… for extra weirdness.

2024-08-13 19:42:46 UTC

Starting to feel like The Trump Show has jumped the shark.

2024-08-02 17:40:33 UTC

I tried out for the Olympic water polo team but my horse drowned.

2024-07-30 23:30:37 UTC

If Project 2025 is so righteous, why are people afraid to be associated with it?
Reminds me of “proud” KKK members who wear robes and hoods to hide themselves from other members of society.
Could it be they KNOW they’re on the wrong side of morality?

2024-07-29 00:02:59 UTC

So, Donald Trump is afraid to debate a strong woman?
Weird.

2024-07-23 23:41:22 UTC

Not sure how to counter a racist misogynist criminal better than a black female prosecutor.

2024-07-18 13:03:16 UTC

I don’t patronize places that threaten to “treat me like family.”

2024-07-15 14:08:47 UTC

BREAKING: Trump-appointed MAGA hack judge dismisses case against Trump for stealing classified documents.

2024-07-14 19:23:53 UTC

Look, I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…
A real tough guy finishes the speech.

2024-07-13 00:12:48 UTC

BREAKING: For the first time, Donald Trump declares a platonic interest in one of his children.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/776/284/686/696/360/original/bba3c392387ae704.jpeg

2024-07-11 01:30:30 UTC

Not to brag, but I’ve already started gaining my winter weight.

2024-07-09 17:02:38 UTC

For those who may not be aware, the Cuyahoga River caught on fire for at least the 12th time in 1969 providing the impetus for the creation of the EPA and Clean Water Acts under Nixon in 1970.
#Project2025 would like to destroy the EPA.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/757/607/168/986/470/original/800db468f9c9bfbf.jpeg

2024-07-08 20:23:50 UTC

I think IQ tests are bullshit! And they’re biased against the stupid (and poor test takers).

2024-07-08 16:05:46 UTC

I mean, I’m sure the Supreme Court would’ve granted immunity to Obama as well, right?

2024-07-03 22:42:18 UTC

Remember back when people and businesses paid taxes for government support/protection (roads, schools, police, fire, fairness in trade, environmental protection, international security) without whining?
Somehow that has become un-American?

2024-07-02 13:30:35 UTC

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@npub16hv…sz5u More like “Killing me” than “Killing it”!

2024-07-01 14:47:44 UTC

Immunity or not, subverting an election and inciting a riot against the Capitol are NOT “official acts”!

2024-06-28 15:56:17 UTC

I don’t know how this will play out, but we simply can’t put a draft-dodging fraudulent criminal con-man who stole top secret documents and tried to overturn an American election back in the White House.

2024-06-26 13:21:45 UTC

Wouldn’t it be cool if Republicans were also “pro-child” instead of just “pro-life”?

2024-06-25 20:04:48 UTC

It’s weird that most people who preach about Heaven are the ones I wouldn’t want to spend eternity with anyway.

2024-06-25 15:10:34 UTC

When you take to the woods to do a little soul-searching…
And realize you never had one.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/677/894/614/585/839/original/74b7cbefa3cf7ff0.jpeg

2024-06-25 00:35:26 UTC

How does a guy who spent 40 years in public service since the Reagan administration suddenly become the devil…
Oh yeah, Donald Trump.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/674/450/768/497/999/original/0615cef3798e3708.mp4

2024-06-23 18:06:22 UTC

Trump to release his VP pick right after this short commercial break…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/667/261/466/559/205/original/59575ef978a09695.jpeg

2024-06-20 18:12:22 UTC

Maybe American Politicians need to post this in all their offices:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

2024-06-20 16:13:48 UTC

John Oliver breaks down Project 2025. Explains proposed cronyism in hiring under Schedule F (which apparently means Filling the Swamp).
https://youtu.be/gYwqpx6lp_s?si=JvLsnggd9JYqReU-

2024-06-18 14:20:53 UTC

So, apparently, avid bikers DON’T like to be called pedalphiles.

2024-06-03 01:09:21 UTC

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@npub132h…f594
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-44959340

2024-05-30 22:10:29 UTC

BREAKING: Cheater gets caught cheating. Blames everyone else for cheating.

2024-05-23 21:30:13 UTC

This is old, but if you’ve never seen it, it’s a must! I laugh every time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ft954vXPa4&si=Ykl4Aqc8oe8-N53e

2024-05-22 17:36:01 UTC

Sometimes after a few drinks, I send pianist pics…
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/485/942/006/325/564/original/de5561181d6cc0f3.jpeg

2024-05-22 11:58:18 UTC

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@npub1lrv…tth9 Make America Up for Sale Again!

2024-05-21 17:50:27 UTC

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@npub1v2s…mqq5 Yet Trump says, “Any Jew who votes for Biden should have their head examined.”

2024-05-21 17:41:37 UTC

While not as physically intimidating as his cousin Tyrannosaurus, Thesaurus Rex could often talk his way out of potential threats.

2024-05-21 14:44:47 UTC

I must say, these new extra-strength placebos are doing wonders for my hypochondria!

2024-05-21 00:47:05 UTC

Not to brag, but I think I just did what the kids call a “crunch”…
I mean, I was just trying to drink my vodka and tonic without getting off the couch. But still… exercise.

2024-05-18 20:43:54 UTC

Forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom with me. So I had to read the shampoo bottle…
Like our ancestors used to do.

2024-05-12 15:09:56 UTC

Jon Stewart with a quick breakdown on Middle East drama…
https://youtube.com/shorts/qM69_2lt0bw?si=m5rL-vGCFU1zSsj-

2024-05-10 23:33:51 UTC

Just when you thought The Donald had no more soul to sell…
What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/09/trump-oil-industry-campaign-money/

2024-05-10 12:40:18 UTC

Hmmmm… Pardoned by Trump for laundering pro-Russian consulting money to elect pro-Russian government in Ukraine, sharing election data with Russians to elect Trump, then obstructing justice to cover it up, Manafort set to rejoin Team Trump. He’ll again work “for free.”
Paul Manafort, poised to rejoin Trump world, aided Chinese media deal https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/paul-manafort-pardon-donald-trump-china/

2024-05-08 19:54:11 UTC

She told me she laughed her ass off.
I spun her around to check and told her she might need to keep laughing.
And that’s how the fight started .

2024-05-03 23:42:56 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed It’s still money!!!

2024-05-03 23:37:09 UTC

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@npub1nn8…8sed How about Sweet’s Ballroom Blitz and Social D’s Story of My Life…
https://youtu.be/mPQPdYttl7U?si=HCHTiHPDL4pavSPw

2024-05-02 03:52:40 UTC

Be the reason your kids don’t need THAT much therapy.

2024-05-02 03:45:15 UTC

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@npub132h…f594
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/369/434/730/164/439/original/2c44e20eaa43e905.mp4

2023-09-02 01:58:36 UTC

Shocking that the billionaire class will gladly destroy the country to avoid paying taxes and fair wages.

2023-08-22 22:04:05 UTC

Kinda sad that a lot of right-wing “Christians” have views more aligned with Hitler than with Jesus.