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Duck Nebuchadnezzar

https://duck1123.com/

Duck's just this guy, you know?

Public Key

npub1g7ec7nfhyyus6kmtaaud4clnuwygandlrpz0hvem3pep6dndtjyqumtp42

NIP-05 Address

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NIP-57 Address

duck1123@getalby.com

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Last Notes

2024-09-04 17:14:13

Was George Michael implying that the river would widen until it was as wide as an ocean or that if you would follow the course of the river, eventually you would reach an ocean?

2024-09-02 16:52:23

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I'm actually kinda over it now.

2024-08-30 03:30:54

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https://media.tenor.com/IjNziIRT6KcAAAAC/bart-simpson-the-simpsons.gif

2024-08-30 03:27:05

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More words than #nevent1q…5jru

2024-08-30 03:24:19

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The comment with more words did a better job explaining the importance of brevity.

2024-08-29 01:21:10

If Danny Carey was playing the drums inside the Master's head, it would sound like the opening to Eulogy.
"He will knock in a 4 over 3 polyrhythm."

2024-08-28 12:19:03

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About time that someone parodied Weird Al.

2024-08-27 23:45:52

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Most of the RSS feeds I've tried to follow never seem to update properly.

2024-08-26 01:12:57

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Round? That's old-tech.

2024-08-26 01:09:07

So, Eric Draven was kind of a ghost. Why was it that Ernie Hudson character was working with him and not busting him like he should?

2024-08-26 00:37:08

https://i.nostr.build/7W06Ldrmiw7NdoXB.jpg
#parentingtips

2024-08-25 17:30:22

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https://youtu.be/_k8_osyJLKk

2024-08-24 14:53:43

Google decided to inform me about this completely unprompted.
https://i.nostr.build/j4YXQTNPgzQMowTy.jpg

2024-08-23 10:54:56

After being unemployed for so long and watching my savings melt away. It feels good to see a direct deposit again.

2024-08-20 03:18:26

I find it interesting that all the streaming services did a big push to start showing us ads now right before election season.

2024-08-20 02:40:45

As a kid, for a time, I had a tape with all of Alien up until the point where they cut through the face-hugger and the acid was burning through all the floors.
I think we had to leave or something when I was part way through taping it. I eventually replaced it with a full copy.
It paired well with my The Last Starfighter up until they were walking across a bridge when they got there and Explorers up until they all got to the ship and got separated.

2024-08-19 13:50:48

Do your thing, @npub1c4v…cqk7
https://youtu.be/iAykOz1gWi4?si=3y6ShLIN8W_8h6dU

2024-08-18 13:09:11

I noticed that Gigi Gustin's credit for the movie Titanic 666 has her listed as "Shower Ghost (as a different name)" but I looked up the actual movie and it just has it listed as "Gloria (Gigi) Gustin" so this was a rather confusing credit.
Anyway, I have never seen this movie and know nothing about Gigi Gustin other than the fact that she was also in the Litetime movie "The Wrong High School Sweetheart" (Which I have also never seen)
At least now I know what this mysterious "different" name this small time actor was credited under in this one B movie.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/c3700dc023edf94ac1e1e931e36019f2126dbe81c5f8b7e2f5c8f262a25b59c9.png
https://cdn.satellite.earth/7e0ca4f7cf0ed5080ca1188a688e2aa8519fd2701c78b049a1a34cebda13452e.png

2024-08-17 22:14:41

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The space under my pillow is reserved for a little dirt for the dirt man.

2024-08-17 20:44:17

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Post the content you want to see on nostr.

2024-08-17 11:50:25

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Waiting for my coffee to brew.

2024-08-17 10:28:27

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This is the secret flight they did 2 days before moving it to a completely different looking location in preparation for their "first" flight.

2024-08-15 12:44:38

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I had a guy tell me the other day that getting the time in required for a helicopter license is very expensive and it's best to get you pilot license first.

2024-08-14 12:57:37

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0xChat ( @nprofile…0r8j )
@nprofile…swg4

2024-08-13 23:46:54

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All these devs are too busy zapping one another instead of scaling Bitcoin as they should.

2024-08-13 20:28:15

Working back and forth between a windows 11 laptop under heavy domain restrictions and a NixOS linux without any additional restrictions.
It's the both sides of a freedom spectrum.

2024-08-13 16:37:12

So the docking station for my new work laptop came at the same time as the clone hero guitar my daughter ordered for her boyfriend's birthday and I was left scratching my head as to how a guitar could be considered required buisness equipment before we figured it out.

2024-08-13 15:17:49

When do we rename the Polygraph to be called a Cap Detector?

2024-08-13 14:05:15

Got a new laptop for work and it has one of the strangest power connectors I've ever seen. I wish someone would just go ahead and invent USB-C so that there is no further reason for this foolishness.

2024-08-13 12:46:38

In the movie "Passengers", did they have access to birth control together on the ship? I know their Autodoc could do just about everything, but preventing pregnancies doesn't seem like something a ship full of colonists going to populate a new planet would need.

2024-08-11 15:59:43

Once again, #LakeSatoshi was a wonderful experience. I'm looking forward to next year now.
Hope to see you all there.

2024-08-10 12:04:52

GM. Woke up to the tent I was in rolling over onto the side leaving me laying on the ground with an air mattress on top of me.
I probably should have staked it down or something, but fuck it.
#LakeSatoshi

2024-08-09 21:06:46

not your jsonl, not your notes.

2024-08-09 20:25:17

AI doesn't **get** Oscar Wilde.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/072a09408459b7d455decdb2e3bef3055d4d8236a2f82df2b19506fa05d63be2.png

2024-08-09 14:11:01

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https://twitter.com/fuckeveryword/status/1792757822066675934

2024-08-09 11:51:47

I love that nostr has a client-agnostic way to reference other events and clients are then free to render that event however they will.

2024-08-09 10:06:58

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Nostr CEO Suggests Some Subreddits Could Be Made Truly Free

2024-08-09 02:56:35

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Who's gonna fuck with the dude that brought 2 bricks on the train with him?

2024-08-09 00:56:48

We're just about at the point where no one is expecting Ashton Kutcher to punk them.
Soon.

2024-08-08 22:05:03

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Why don't you have a seat right over *draws diagram real quick* there.

2024-08-07 22:36:55

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I'm very happy that I gave it up even though the urge keeps coming back occasionally even months later.

2024-08-07 04:35:43

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The narrative is worth more to them than 1.23M sats.

2024-08-05 22:03:26

To add to the list of views I'd like to see added to a @nprofile…l6t9 style personal website for either myself or a group I am part of, is a way to display the avatars and links to the users for a list of npubs in a manner similar to
#nevent1q…j32w

2024-08-05 20:01:13

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TBH, it's not even a particularly good camera, but after using really bad ones in the past or whatever was built into a laptop, it seems good. I've had it for like 3 years, but I rarely ever use it.
EMEET 1080P Webcam with Microphone
https://www.amazon.com/Webcam-Streaming-Recording-Built-Correction/dp/B07M6Y7355

2024-08-05 19:52:35

After all the years of only having shitty webcams, my current webcam is so unexpectedly high quality that I suspect that I might be an OnlyFans model.

2024-08-05 11:14:34

GM. After being unemployed for way too long. My first day at my new job starts today. LFG.

2024-08-04 16:38:33

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https://next.nostrudel.ninja/

2024-08-04 16:37:27

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Suck it, npubs being interacted with!

2024-08-04 13:38:01

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When my daughter first got a job, she would get door dash for stupid shit. Now that she has a car and is starting to experience all the other expenses that go along with that, that's died out a bit.

2024-08-04 00:12:50

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Posting to X is just a waste of time.

2024-08-03 20:29:00

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That's a stretch

2024-08-03 15:08:57

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I did something a bit like this a few months ago. I got laid off so I no longer had direct deposit going to one of my debit cards. For a bit there, I kept getting notices that automated charges were failing. I transferred the ones I cared about and the others gave up eventually.

2024-08-03 14:39:53

The other day I marked as read / archived all of my email. Now I'm going through and unsubscribing from anyone that sends me an email. (unless I find it useful) I like to do this periodically to cut down on the email I get.

2024-08-03 00:39:46

What is the easiest (yet still secure) way to convert a set of 12 words into a nsec. I have some words in my password manager associated with my nostr account and I want to verify that they match up like I think they do.

2024-08-03 00:24:28

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It's crazy to think that giving someone your IP address was considered the more private option over just using a Bitcoin address.

2024-08-02 20:03:47

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https://cdn.satellite.earth/b062f371f19b8077ec1eed061823fb69519b732a26f226ae2c9932540aea7476.gif

2024-08-02 19:52:32

You all need to be coming to Lake Satoshi next weekend in case you forgot.
#naddr1qv…0pzr

2024-08-02 15:19:17

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I used to think that I might be a robot, but then I checked the box and was told otherwise.

2024-08-01 17:55:20

Nowhere on the packaging (assuming that you've thrown out the box) do Hot Pockets label which one you actually have.

2024-08-01 17:25:52

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9 years... 😢
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iqM6iy7sY&ab_channel=AdultSwim

2024-08-01 17:24:41

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You would think the Rick and Morty reference would at least make it more topical but even that is getting on in the years.

2024-08-01 12:14:04

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3 sats is quite a bit to chew through. Would love to see it though.

2024-07-31 23:48:06

One of the things about watching my way through The Office is that I get to experience all the related memes all over again.

2024-07-31 20:55:09

Does anyone know what I'm doing wrong trying to get #notedeck to run? It seems to compile properly, but when I try to run it, nothing happens.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/8d26921ff79a855a4405704fa0448a376677413c51d44251100b981252e649dc.png
#asknostr

2024-07-31 17:01:01

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Asking me to review your app instantly tanks my opinion of said app.

2024-07-30 23:26:57

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@nprofile…6v8t

2024-07-30 22:29:27

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#portcullistr

2024-07-30 20:56:00

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We're talking about this time. That time is different.

2024-07-30 18:23:44

Something has changed and it is now possible to select a gif using the SwiftKey keyboard into an #amethyst compose box.
https://media.tenor.com/HEMQmYHww6MAAAAM/borat-borat-very-nice.gif

2024-07-30 18:21:25

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https://media.tenor.com/sdN3dtHfTIcAAAAM/danger-zone.gif

2024-07-30 16:57:20

You have to give Plex credit for having the guts to launch a movie rental service. The reason that so many of the Plex users have Plex is because they don't wish to deal with rentals.

2024-07-30 16:38:59

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That explains why the explanation of the problem seemed a bit nonsensical

2024-07-30 00:27:40

It must have been so frightening to be Marty's sibling without any clue as to why you are all of a sudden fading from existence.

2024-07-29 23:26:49

I love that we live in a world where, after their actor proved to be too much of a liability, Marvel had to pivot to the stable and clean-cut Robert Downey Jr. instead.

2024-07-29 17:05:10

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Bing has got us covered.
https://i.nostr.build/WQzOYKD8E0hd4Fnk.jpg

2024-07-29 17:02:05

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I didn't get the suggestion even when I typed the whole thing out.

2024-07-29 16:48:05

It bothers me that Hugh Jackman would attempt to "recreate" this meme but then totally half-ass it.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/66d6c01a4b8cbe7b0ff13d5405eb61daa286824839a2a8a560ddd60b1913bf34.jpg
#memestr #wolverine

2024-07-29 12:06:45

In The Office episode "The Fire" (Season 2 Episode 4) Jim poses the question "Who would you do?". Kevin immediately answers "Pam" which is echoed by Oscar.
They must not have decided that Oscar was gay at this point. Even if you're arguing that he was in the closet still at work, it still seems a little out of character for him to say that, but you needed two people to say her name and none of the others would quite have worked.

2024-07-29 12:01:08

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Yeah, it's not the easiest process. Hopefully you don't have to do it too often.

2024-07-29 11:25:59

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hex to note id.
https://codesandbox.io/s/nostr-convert-hex-id-to-note-id-p714mo
I really wish #nostrudel offered up the converted note1 and npub1 references to save me that step.

2024-07-29 11:24:08

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You can use nostrudel's event console to look up your stream of 1984 events, get the hex convert it to note id and use that to feed into event deletion.
I think this id the one.
#note1ap8…q4ff

2024-07-29 04:43:57

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Everyone has a type

2024-07-28 02:08:48

Kevin Spacey is not listed among the cast of The Usual Suspects.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/cc3bb485cd3503e742a7f9706403d6ab4954ccbb2f670302422b000458a7faee.png

2024-07-27 15:04:43

I miss when movies started at their start time.

2024-07-26 19:14:30

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Classic reverse Trojan.

2024-07-26 11:02:58

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2024-07-26 11:02:35

Chat with me on @nprofile…swg4
https://i.nostr.build/7pFa8BTDKbsyJudo.jpg

2024-07-26 02:55:02

This vehicle backed into the spot in front of me.
https://i.nostr.build/xLMy4f2N4diYcnjU.jpg

2024-07-25 20:57:56

Which legitimate musical instrument has had its standing hurt the most by its original purpose?
1) Cowbell
2) Door Stopper
3) Rubber Chicken

2024-07-25 19:50:58

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It's a shame that the game is unplayable for most everyone it seems. Can't get past the opening logo on the train.

2024-07-25 17:08:24

Well played GOG.
"Hey! Just so you know Fallout: London is finally out and we are graciously hosting it at our site. Now, in order to play this, you're going to need to downgrade your version of Fallout in Steam using this random shell script on Nexus mods that doesn't have it's executable flag set. Oh is that not working for you? Well, just so you know, the version hosted on out website was specially designed to work well. And would you look at that. It just so happens to be 60% off right now. So do you want to keep debugging how to downgrade your game or do you just want to give us $16?"

2024-07-25 16:16:10

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https://metadata.nostr.com/

2024-07-25 16:15:01

Reminder: Just because your political opponent likes something does not mean that you must dislike it.

2024-07-25 15:58:56

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Looking for a job meant that it was in my best interest to be answering the phone even when I wouldn't otherwise have.
Leave a message. I'll read the transcript.

2024-07-25 15:54:36

There is something so very freeing being under no obligation to answer the phone from an unknown number right now. They can leave a message.

2024-07-25 13:20:43

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I run Linux. (NixOS specifically)

2024-07-25 12:55:31

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Minimize to tray icon so that I can still get notifications.

2024-07-25 04:43:06

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Exactly what a CIA operative would say.

2024-07-24 23:30:43

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If you accept, that's one less vulnerable person in attendance.

2024-07-24 19:35:33

They never bother reporting that the shooter was a fan of the song "Pumped Up Kicks" because, like yeah, no shit.