Sir Matt

Knight of the Zeta Reticuli star system. Making websites for fun and profit for over 20 years!

Website: https://greenzeta.com
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2026-03-23 12:27:11 UTC

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That's what Europe looks like at first. Then Europe moves in and demands money to go out with everybody but you. Next thing you know, you're out on the street and Europe is telling everyone how abusive you were.

2026-03-23 12:24:17 UTC

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Christ. The Canadians have gone Kamikaze!

2026-03-23 02:41:05 UTC

Would someone please explain this one to me.
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2026-03-22 23:06:17 UTC

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Like most women's opinions, it depends on who she's talking to.

2026-03-22 23:01:17 UTC

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There was a time when a hysterical woman would go to the doctor and he would jerk her off to orgasm as treatment.
In that time, we didn't have problems like this.

2026-03-22 18:22:30 UTC

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It's very similar to Hillary's cackle

2026-03-22 02:36:31 UTC

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Fair enough. But publicly?

2026-03-22 02:20:27 UTC

Robert Muller is dead? Good thing people won't be celebrating his death like Charlie Kirk... oh...
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2026-03-21 15:46:31 UTC

I got a new push mower last year and the engine has a "No Oil Change" sticker on it. Is that true? Or is it like the 10,000 mile oil change where it's meant to wear out the engine faster?

2026-03-21 03:08:33 UTC

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It's a political agreement between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2026-03-21 02:46:49 UTC

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Seems like a pointless endeavor at that age.

2026-03-20 03:18:04 UTC

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Saying it'll be done in an hour is a jr dev mistake.

2026-03-19 14:25:50 UTC

It really irks me when people tell me "no worries". Worries are all I have. Without worries, I'm nothing.

2026-03-19 11:43:59 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/255/662/754/058/040/original/74998437e9ebdf16.mp4

2026-03-19 03:08:54 UTC

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This is going to be like statins. Where every 5 years or so somebody discovers that they cause heart issues. But then doctors go right back to prescribing them.

2026-03-19 03:04:07 UTC

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Nah! The Italians had Rome.

2026-03-19 03:02:56 UTC

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Well, we were the black people of white people before white people knew black people.

2026-03-17 16:06:13 UTC

Just when I thought that Taco Bell has found every possible way to present the same five ingredients. They come out with a rolled quesadilla.
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2026-03-16 13:23:23 UTC

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Can I have a harem? Not for sex. I just want to know what it's like for women to not make my life more difficult by ignoring my requests.

2026-03-16 13:10:07 UTC

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To be fair, for the longest time, I thought car tires had inner tubes.

2026-03-15 23:51:33 UTC

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That's too much math for a Sunday.

2026-03-15 23:48:03 UTC

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Wow. The Ropers truly were the rock that show was anchored to,

2026-03-15 18:32:40 UTC

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No. Harrisonburg has E & W Gay St
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2026-03-15 00:39:13 UTC

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Is that Harrisonburg VA?

2026-03-14 20:14:35 UTC

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Is this when she turned evil?

2026-03-14 17:51:32 UTC

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I don't need an alternative solution. I know what my options are. I just need to know if there's a method for handing a wire from a felt ceiling without destroying it.

2026-03-14 15:29:53 UTC

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It was like that in VA a couple of days ago. Thursday was 86°, Friday, winter wonderland. 50° right now.

2026-03-14 15:18:22 UTC

I'm installing a dashcam in my van. The rear camera wire is a couple feet too short. I can cut across the ceiling in the trunk, but I can't think of a way to keep the wire from dangling. Velcro isn't strong enough. Has anyone come across this problem and have a solution?
I'd prefer not to re-run a longer wire.

2026-03-12 18:37:55 UTC

Either the title is lying or she is. There's no way this chick has a 143 IQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfMsRcah5pQ

2026-03-12 13:12:49 UTC

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That's right kids. In the future, everyone is a teenage girl.

2026-03-12 13:05:59 UTC

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Well, you can't exactly get trans vegans together and it NOT be a death cult.

2026-03-12 12:53:32 UTC

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I'm confused. Is wild rice a euphemism?

2026-03-11 12:59:51 UTC

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I could swear I saw that in a movie about 10 years ago.

2026-03-11 12:58:44 UTC

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Oh that's not suspicious.

2026-03-11 01:20:54 UTC

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I wonder how it's his fault.

2026-03-10 23:47:05 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/207/545/429/316/768/original/bb130389a9e116e1.webp

2026-03-10 00:18:48 UTC

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"All worlds?" Do islamists get a planet like the Mormons do?

2026-03-10 00:17:10 UTC

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Again?

2026-03-09 15:25:59 UTC

Inflatable military materiel goes back to WW2. Here's an idea, real materiel designed to look like inflatables.
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2026-03-09 14:13:33 UTC

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2026-03-09 13:00:38 UTC

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Ya know. Not arguing. But it's not impossible that micro-plastics have always been in our bodies. Since before human make plastics existed. We were never looking for them before.

2026-03-09 02:41:31 UTC

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We lost a national treasure. How old were those WNBA jokes and it's STILL GOING ON!

2026-03-09 02:23:29 UTC

I celebrated international women's day by pissing off the women in my house.

2026-03-09 02:16:34 UTC

NERD ALERT!!!
https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2030561468211437568

2026-03-09 00:49:57 UTC

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I'd gladly take that over the complete bullshit that my wife and kids have done to my cars over the past 3 years.

2026-03-09 00:40:14 UTC

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Yes. As long as the clone is a snarky curmudgeon.

2026-03-09 00:39:02 UTC

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I'm beginning to think that Epstein is an op to bring down Trump's voting base

2026-03-09 00:36:36 UTC

Is Dvorak still alive?

2026-03-08 16:28:46 UTC

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What happened to Iranian Joe Biden. The guy that was in his late 90s?

2026-03-07 17:13:45 UTC

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They're protesting Trump. It's always about Trump. If Trump killed Hitler, they'd be demanding the holocaust continue.

2026-03-07 13:10:18 UTC

I saw the McD's CEO video before it went viral. I didn't think a damn thing of it at the time. So I watched it again, I still don't get the reactions to it.

2026-03-07 13:05:05 UTC

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They're noticeably better now. One of the few good things to come out of Covid. I was able to return a license plate in the mail. Last time I was there in person was getting my daughter's permit. Made an appointment, walked right up to the counter. The test took her 5 minutes and we were out in less than 20.

2026-03-06 01:27:12 UTC

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I live in a red district in VA and I haven't seen one of these.

2026-03-06 01:16:26 UTC

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So, transgender woman. That means this person is male pretending to be female? So why are the man nipples blacked out in the photos? Dramatic effect?

2026-03-06 01:09:14 UTC

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Wait, the cops just impounded the kid along with the car?

2026-03-05 19:46:32 UTC

Trump fired Kristi Noem, yet Pam Bondi still has a job? 🤔
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/05/us/trump-news

2026-03-05 13:05:10 UTC

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And they're so good at it too.

2026-03-05 12:57:34 UTC

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OnlyFans

2026-03-05 12:56:38 UTC

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2026-03-04 17:34:54 UTC

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Sir. I'm not allowed to handle customer complaints. You'll have to contact customer service.

2026-03-04 17:29:41 UTC

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2026-03-04 17:25:18 UTC

Who would you rather see as president in '28?

2026-03-03 13:37:36 UTC

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To be fair, he could be lying.

2026-03-03 00:48:41 UTC

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Camo looks like she's got baggage. And not in a good way.

2026-03-02 19:35:11 UTC

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That game lost me on "multiplayer"

2026-03-02 13:46:03 UTC

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Translation: "I can't get a date and I don't know why."

2026-03-02 13:42:32 UTC

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In other news, Motorola still making phones.

2026-03-02 13:18:29 UTC

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What does it cost in real money?

2026-03-02 01:07:04 UTC

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The roof of a building is the last place you want to be during a missile attack. Dumbass.

2026-03-02 00:29:50 UTC

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Yeah! And this latest addition of the Changeables happy meal toys are complete shit!

2026-03-02 00:23:46 UTC

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West Virginia

2026-03-02 00:21:34 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/156/720/140/910/470/original/21cd4d9b8262d945.mp4

2026-03-01 22:03:31 UTC

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No, that would be destructive. If they want the camera so bad, they can scrape off the paint.

2026-03-01 21:58:07 UTC

I wonder how difficult it would be to arm a quad-copter with a spray paint can. Then fly it up to traffic cameras and spray the lens.

2026-03-01 14:01:19 UTC

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no idea. I'm just going by the comments here

2026-03-01 13:11:39 UTC

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I'm guessing that the 30%, who think it's bad, are the "joos are everywhere" crowd.

2026-03-01 03:58:31 UTC

Do you care about the Iran strike?

2026-02-28 20:41:26 UTC

I need to get one!
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2026-02-27 23:39:13 UTC

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That scrolling made me dizzy.

2026-02-27 23:33:34 UTC

RE: https://psyopshop.com/@adam/116139399520995155
WTF? How many images have they rejected in the past because it contained small text?
#note1773…yg6x

2026-02-27 22:21:49 UTC

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That is 4x what I'm willing to pay. I'll be buying one in 2030

2026-02-27 21:47:56 UTC

"Transphobic" is not the word. No one is afraid of trans people. The issue is the hoops you have to jump through to interact with them. The only real fear is being attacked for accidentally offending them.

2026-02-27 21:27:40 UTC

Is this offensive to French people?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/144/711/206/303/549/original/d75fb03bc05ce787.jpg

2026-02-27 03:37:48 UTC

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It's good for me

2026-02-26 16:48:39 UTC

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Needed a black man to rob the house. Not only trans-gender, but also racist.

2026-02-24 14:13:30 UTC

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I'm not passing judgement without context. I don't believe that an entire room would laugh at killing kids unless it was some callback to something else.

2026-02-24 14:09:21 UTC

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When my house was built, I was 25. I knew enough to take pictures before the drywall went up. But I didn't know enough about what to take pictures of. I look at those pictures often, every time screaming at 25 year old me for being so stupid to not have the camera pointed at what I need to see.

2026-02-24 01:35:49 UTC

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Yuuuuuuup!

2026-02-23 13:52:44 UTC

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Being hated is fine. I just want to know where I stand with people.

2026-02-23 13:50:37 UTC

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It's just symbolic. Besides, Netanyahu always had free access through the back door.

2026-02-23 13:32:14 UTC

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Wait. It that really a thing? Canadians secretly hate us but are too pussy whipped to say it to our faces?

2026-02-23 00:45:50 UTC

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Is that what they do in the off season?

2026-02-22 15:23:23 UTC

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I'd watch the Olympics of McDonald's were giving out free burgers again.

2026-02-22 15:22:39 UTC

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"Quit pokin' me Ron!"
If that were coed, I'd watch.

2026-02-22 03:38:27 UTC

Have you ever received a "Failed Email" email from Dvorak WITHOUT receiving the failed email?

2026-02-22 00:42:55 UTC

Veo turned Alpha zeta into the Betty Hill alien.
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2026-02-21 23:58:53 UTC

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Didn't that caller go back on the show later and admit it was a prank?

2026-02-21 22:41:17 UTC

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Well that jibes with my thesis that NYC has always been a poorly run shithole.

2026-02-21 21:57:02 UTC

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Do rust spots count?

2026-02-21 21:55:54 UTC

I guess this is the difference between Democratic Socialism and Communism. In Democratic Socialism, you do the work of the government or it doesn't get done. In Communism, you do the work of the government or you don't eat.
https://x.com/TheChiefNerd/status/2025296287952699640
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