AJ Nobody ⚡🏴

Keep calm and stack Sats. Bitcoin only. Don't trust (even me), verify. This is the way.

Schadenfreude commentator.
Meme apprentice with no guild affiliation.

Public Key

npub1dqj4332jrl7j92g6zt39dhyssjvh7l95kpwynpd2nfw9a0aqz8eq42zgue

NIP-05 Address

ajnobody@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

ajnobody@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxsf2cc4fpllfz4ydp9cjkmjggfxtl0j6tqhzfsk4f5hz7h7spruspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds7ra08u

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

relay.noswhere.com

Author Public Key

npub1dqj4332jrl7j92g6zt39dhyssjvh7l95kpwynpd2nfw9a0aqz8eq42zgue

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Last Notes

2024-08-13 01:34:37

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Guilty.
I'm there to troll normies and shitcoiners.
I can't give two shits about the political circus there or elsewhere.
Got some cRyPtO iNfLuEnCeRs trolled good today.

2024-08-13 01:32:27

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I hadn't planned on listening.
I think RFJ and Trump are both LARPs when it comes to Bitcoin.
RFK just had more informed people writing his Bitcoin talking points.

2024-08-13 00:17:59

I had absolutely no problems hearing Trump on Spaces... Because I wasn't planning on listening and wasn't trying.
X is losing their collective minds.
Don't go over there.

2024-07-28 23:43:55

This year my youngest two youngsters BOTH took the training wheels off.
Literally.

2024-07-28 02:39:27

Current vibe.
Just as true now as ever.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x85edLkkiJM&si=2EJOLOTu_BSkIgG_

2024-07-22 03:02:44

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I wanted to ask how it felt to report honestly for a change.

2024-07-22 02:59:57

No shit Sherlock. https://image.nostr.build/1ff6811f6923628f4c2ed5e4250b5af2067d43ea351296a7a3c3a79970cdabbc.jpg

2024-07-22 00:18:18

Started my open water recreational scuba course last night.
Cold water (Michigan) can be a little more challenging, from what I hear, but that should make me a better diver.
So I'm told.

2024-07-19 02:43:31

Canada is so beautiful you sometimes forget it's run by a commie douchebag tyrant.
https://image.nostr.build/18dd47c9854126bae3ff34ca7c879a593a47d6282d3e1ddcb608e769e1add604.jpg

2024-07-18 01:20:04

Excuse me.
Do you have a moment to talk about:
Not giving AF?
(He seemed to say.)
https://image.nostr.build/2bc57c0c064d56a14f1c8957f355fa3b2a2604ece961168c2be196ac74c1e6e7.jpg

2024-07-14 20:31:20

Trash panda of the sea. https://image.nostr.build/0a6dc4d3e976b9e21cf9799b4ad670f4c79a0ec7e0527514b7af3e415251dff8.jpg

2024-07-14 20:29:05

I'm sorry or you're welcome.
Possible nightmare fuel. https://image.nostr.build/b3488f2aef4233226ea502ad4dd1f3940318eb2c7dee946111ef2b60f51de713.jpg

2024-07-14 20:21:05

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2024-07-14 18:08:55

Whenever I fill an above ground pool I use my hot water heater.
I'm already paying municipal water, might as well make it warm enough to use.
Kids appreciate it too.

2024-07-12 01:26:35

First week at the new job almost in the books. Neat perks.
Enjoyed a minor league ball game with the team on the company's dime, including a concessions allowance.
Weekly CSA: scored some fresh veggies.
I think I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon with beer provided.
This on top of all the normal benefits stuff done really well.
Next month, team building is a canoe trip.

2024-07-10 00:16:10

Did BitCon Magazine buy Pubkey when I wasn't looking?
Some of the people they invite it speak. 🤦
Not too long ago it was Miss New York Agreement herself.
Now these dufuses. https://image.nostr.build/192cf4e94c4daed5403fbaaf8199932958ea829d3cbdb78dfdc10b555dd77b70.jpg

2024-07-09 22:43:20

Facebook is full of window lickers.
Don't go there if you can help it.
https://image.nostr.build/cf62b23b6d5d59a6964af66d339acdf982ec8e69ca7cd4a8c40c07e97b649ad6.jpg

2024-07-09 00:32:07

Some of my Faceplant normies can feel free to lace this shoe up. https://image.nostr.build/d9c12914bd685e3f213f0e9d58517cac092f77f211b805b58c1b17c40d3fd9e2.jpg

2024-07-05 04:12:20

Oh shit!!!
I've been out of signal range all day.
You guys are having a sale on Bitcoin?!?!?
SMASH BUY COMPLETE!!!
https://image.nostr.build/51fe919b6bb9b5d1c340dcff519b3ff899aaaee119df010d26509751c8efd0ae.jpg

2024-07-03 15:40:41

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Also, GM.
Little one?

2024-07-03 15:40:15

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Today's my last day at my job for the last 8 years.
Begin a new adventure Monday.
Slept like garbage and this meme hits hard.

2024-07-03 01:32:17

Update: he funded almost entirely on his own. Bitcoin plebs are awesome people.
https://image.nostr.build/aeab29849b339524beb8d66c1c07b5f7709d645128839056668da1ba49a7adc1.jpg
#nevent1q…lcuj

2024-07-02 00:42:23

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Not my playlist. Some other genius.
And how can one NOT love Marvin?

2024-07-01 22:44:25

I can't think of a better place for my Nostr Zaps to go.
If you've got spare sats, please consider even a small amount.
Breedlove and his tramp don't deserve to do this to the mother of his child. If you want to verify the Geyser Fund, her BT profile is RaisingLove21 where she shared it.
Together, we can help Janet get justice.
https://geyser.fund/project/defendprivacyrevengepornlegalfund?mtm_campaign=project-share&mtm_keyword=defendprivacyrevengepornlegalfund&mtm_source=visitor&mtm_medium=geyser&mtm_content=project-title

2024-06-27 17:14:32

I haven't even started my new job yet, and the employee has already purchased a minor league game ticket to enjoy a midweek game with coworkers during the day.
I'm not a big sportsball fan, but that's a nice touch.

2024-06-26 23:00:27

It's been a few months now.
Still REALLY loving the Bitcoin meet-up scene. 🧡

2024-06-26 21:41:02

A man walks into a bar.
Sees a sign: "Cheese sandwiches $2. Hand jobs $10."
He walks up to the counter to ask the pretty bartender, "excuse me, miss? Do you give the hand jobs?"
She responds with a smile, "Why yes I do!"
"Fantastic!" he replies.
"Wash those hands and make me a cheese sandwich please."

2024-06-25 00:28:36

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No idea. 🤷
Made it up on the spot.
Seemed to fit. Sort of like a testnet for shitposters?

2024-06-23 22:41:37

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WOW. Thanks for checking my math.
I obviously entered 0.09 miles for the run in that calculation. User error. 🤦
I think you're absolutely correct.

2024-06-23 03:49:47

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That particular hill is 240' of incline over 0.9 miles. Angle of elevation is 26.7°
I have two other routes, all about 3.5-4.5 miles.
It's uphill any routes, the others are more forgiving. This one is just the most direct.

2024-06-22 11:47:53

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Truth. 🤝
Also, you may already use OP_GFY on the meme chain since April.
https://image.nostr.build/7e340863250a27bde748244026ae38f388ca5e9d28c12d23959426413c10950e.jpg

2024-06-22 11:38:03

Considering an ebike for occasional commuting to my new job.
One of the routes I could take home has a 45%+ grade hill.
Any ebike advice for my research? Pros/cons/warnings/brands/etc.
(Obviously, I'll want good torque.)

2024-06-21 20:33:37

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Hat tip @npub1m0n…d0un on the 41 countries data:
https://coins.monospace.live

2024-06-21 19:38:49

There are 41 currencies where a single Satoshi (1 hundred millionth of a Bitcoin) is worth more than their base units (think cents in USD)
If Bitcoin could be divided by 8 billion people, a mere $157 buys your "fair share." You don't have to own a whole Bitcoin. You have to get off zero.

2024-06-21 19:38:11

Shitcoins in one image.
https://m.primal.net/HncD.jpg

2024-06-20 14:24:25

There are less than 5.7 Microstrategy's-worth of Bitcoin left to mine over the next ~116 years.
https://image.nostr.build/599cb71277d821822518b6399dc7d68c0616be44fe75154e7044b8633c603a70.jpg

2024-06-19 18:28:34

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I has paper wallet still.
No coke.
I'm okay with that.

2024-06-19 17:32:37

Sometimes I wonder what happened to my friends that wouldn't listen about NFTs and "Digital real estate."
They strangely went silent. 🤔

2024-06-18 20:52:58

One of the most nefarious things about DedBird:
In order to be seen, you have to pay for the checkmark these days...
... BUT even people paying as much as $25/month are still reporting decreased visibility and engagement...
... Worst of all, when you pay to 'verify' you're paying for the privilege of EXTRA KYC.
This is why we Nostr. 💜

2024-06-17 00:58:23

If I owned a video store (and that was still a thing) the Fast and the Furious movies would go on the discount shelf.

2024-06-14 00:42:31

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In one of my regular playlists.
Epic. 🤙🤙

2024-06-14 00:36:47

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Hmm. Somewhat amicable.
I don't WANT to crush his business by leaving, but might be the last straw.
My wife likes what ChatGPT wrote BECAUSE it seems impersonal and canned.

2024-06-14 00:35:01

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Even with two weeks + a couple days it will probably crush his business.
I wore WAY too many hats.

2024-06-14 00:33:31

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Thanks man.
In this job market it feels like a hard-earned win.
Two interviews and a written evaluation.
Small bump in pay and full hours I've been lacking.

2024-06-13 20:58:20

Is it a dick-move to just let ChatGPT write my resignation letter? 🤔

2024-06-13 18:41:51

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Is it cheating to say "The Master Chief Collection?"
After that they nuked local co-op, and that title dusted off and remastered the classics.
I remember playing 1&2 on several large projector TVs at friends houses.
Several xboxes with split screen all around.
My wife enjoyed live local co-op together years later.

2024-06-13 03:18:08

You can't change my mind. https://image.nostr.build/0ab477b398e5f951b2500e1fd1e58368e680510ce09d2112ba6ef71762c00c67.jpg

2024-06-13 01:05:53

Missed opportunity: make it a sundial.
"Well shit, would you look at the time." https://image.nostr.build/b328287deaaa161d08d351aa96a2f4965dcab505e3d830606a0366f8b20eb689.jpg

2024-06-13 00:52:58

Thanks for all the prayers, vibes, and well-wishers. Tomorrow I get an official offer letter after two interviews and a written evaluation. 🎉
Next month, I start my new job.

2024-06-12 11:54:47

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We don't talk about the traders enough:
https://image.nostr.build/8b76b45dd233da54e720078ab72b9a1c52b8dd41c4dde765a2c5e7dd22f631d4.jpg

2024-06-12 11:53:16

I found an upside to ETH ETFs.
I can troll the shit out of something new: https://image.nostr.build/519614183c66f28b50c914cf450c60265a9b5862b416bdc1ff8b92ea8ea77292.jpg

2024-06-09 21:35:12

First interview ✅
Second interview ✅
Skills evaluation test ✅
Although I misread one of the prompts. 🤦
"Write a 2500 CHARACTER blog post" turned into an 1,100 WORD post, optimized for sales and SEO.
I guess overachieving is better than underwhelming. 🤷🤞

2024-06-09 11:58:14

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It's hard for me seeing him predict 85 of the past two market crashes.
Harder to see him add Ethereum and Solana to his mix.
His books were a paradigm shift for me.

2024-06-07 04:11:17

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Almost like "deep tracks"
So many good ones.

2024-06-07 03:50:52

Currently vibing to:
https://image.nostr.build/3a0f3b9eb756fa1e474e2bc24f23f9301a1da833b9b50b3c24175f6a4de16a81.jpg

2024-06-05 00:45:14

Design isn't really my jam, but I want to give any visibility and support I can muster to the cause.
#nevent1q…tspc

2024-06-05 00:43:17

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*heroes here is a bit of a stretch.
I still long for Ancapistan.

2024-06-05 00:42:05

I'm going to go ahead and hope Nayib Bukele continues to be based and NEVER becomes an authoritarian dictator.
I continue to warm to the things he does, not just says. And I HATE politicians.
But I must always be ready to metaphorically slay my heroes.

2024-06-04 00:08:08

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Eww.
Thankfully that photo is over a decade old.

2024-06-03 12:53:04

Broken clock, via another broken clock. https://image.nostr.build/47d1d881446a441ac756de117c822fcfb7a50c473b10473eb37d9a2ea2cca98b.jpg

2024-06-03 02:30:06

Hits for Bitcoiners.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KvgTlNhg96g&si=y2W513DjN1cIjS9S

2024-06-02 17:29:53

Gotta watch the generic cereals.
This one's fortified with Iridium.
https://image.nostr.build/38118205e089ac32fd8e73292f87f225627d7f98ea61caf8dd2faa93dfec6e6d.jpg

2024-06-02 15:39:05

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Government *secretly pays for illegal gain of function research in other countries.*
Also government: "new symptoms and more deadly than ever before! Be terrified."
Us: "quit engineering bioweapons against your own people. Assholes."

2024-06-02 15:35:29

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#SowellFood.
I keep seeing this quote misattributed to Ron Paul.
Ron's badass, but let's be accurate.

2024-05-31 00:06:45

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I don't think I've seen that one before. 👌

2024-05-31 00:04:59

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All of them?

2024-05-30 23:52:09

Checks on DedBird and Faceplant;
Half my feed angy about Trump.
Half my feed celebrating Trump.
Me: not giving AF either way.

2024-05-29 22:11:25

Very much enjoyed the Audible version of "The Martian" despite the narrator, not because of the narrator.
Will Wheaton is a tool.
🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

2024-05-28 16:26:38

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Sorry, better clarifying hopefully.
I work in marketing. The agency is struggling. So an hour cap means I can only earn $14k per year less than my full-time salary should be.
I was also supposed to resume earning more commissions 8 months ago. Instead, they went away entirely. Another $24-$36k per year I should be making
I live in a relativly low cost of living area, but a $14k per year pay cut hurts, especially when I should be making more than my salary, not less.
It's all very convoluted, and confusing. Plus, nobody likes a complainer. But yes, I'm in the 3+ kids category, with a mortgage, small car payment, etc.
Perhaps I should have done percentage instead of dollars. Too late now without doxing my pay.
Thanks for taking an interest. I try not to complain.

2024-05-28 15:58:43

I am currently making $14k per year less thank I should just based on an hour cap at work.
Factor in the commissions I should have been receiving for the last 8 months, that number climbs between $24k-$36k less than I should be making.
My employer should not be surprised by side hustle and job interview efforts.
How long could you survive that pay cut, even in a tough job market?

2024-05-28 14:37:14

@npub1s05…eyhe help me understand. I just need a couple of quick clarifications from your premise on the Simply Bitcoin $92 million video:
1.) are you saying Bitcoin can capture 100% of the TAM of global wealth, including the utility value of things like gold and real estate?
Or is it that we reach everything/21 million when Bitcoin is our unit of account?
2.) I've often used this $900T as my TAM, but I can no longer find a good source for the number. While it's irrelevant to your point, I find in my own orange pill efforts, it's helpful to cite sources.

2024-05-28 03:25:00

IDK who that is. But he DOES. https://image.nostr.build/81461cfed9f4a17cbd45203762440657d6bc2cd0be07b33e306cab6aa93db80d.jpg

2024-05-28 01:53:29

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I was going to say "Sats Billionaire" myself. 🤝

2024-05-28 01:50:21

Pro tip if you venture over to DedBird:
https://image.nostr.build/b813c6b8cf0287c47cd31f3a89a4074f36963d61b3814f58a0641fea791e42fa.jpg

2024-05-28 01:27:36

When a band you knew "back in the day" advertises online to tell you they're playing your local dive bar...
It's a little like a big act coming to some backwater casino bragging about playing after the lounge lizard.
"My condolences." Is all I can think to say.

2024-05-27 23:31:23

There will be signs...
Also, fuck hopium.
https://image.nostr.build/a670335e5e4037ebab5468007bfdc9a3453c36c475495148695d6a425c2a94a9.jpg

2024-05-27 22:42:36

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What's the TLDR on Howard?
I don't watch the news or Rogan.

2024-05-25 03:15:01

Tonight I made a custom sea shanty from my day. (Tune of Drunken Sailor)
🎵
What shall we do with a client message?
What shall we do with a client message?
What shall we do with a client message?
Late day on a Friday!
Fuckem in the ass it's a Tuesday problem.
Fuckem in the ass it's a Tuesday problem.
Fuckem in the ass it's a Tuesday problem.
Not my fuckin PROBLEM!🎵

2024-05-24 03:55:28

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That's the disadvantage of getting news through memes.
But life is better this way.

2024-05-24 02:02:09

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Fantastic! Thank you!

2024-05-23 03:49:57

Shitposting really brings out the best in me.
"If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life." https://image.nostr.build/356e8007132ecfff3cd5ecaed8ef6545231f84446dd01b17bd4516f4810232ef.jpg

2024-05-22 21:26:35

Look ma, I'm famous!
#nevent1q…vwmk

2024-05-22 21:26:08

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Thank you. 🙏
I gotta get my zaps fixed. This deserves to get zapped.
Problems with Alby. Promise to get it sorted king.

2024-05-22 21:24:42

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Malakas debated someone on spaces that took issue with his "article."
I haven't listened yet, but I'm betting he has no idea Bob is a satirical shitposter.

2024-05-22 21:23:08

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Debasing currency drives beauty and durability out of architecture. 🤝

2024-05-22 00:14:53

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Well said. One might exacerbate the other, but they ARE separate too.

2024-05-21 21:02:49

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Is it any wonder they don't trust mainlander Haole's after shit like that? 🤷
Mainlander Haole FWIW. 🙋
(Not a corrupt businessman or politician)

2024-05-21 19:42:59

Well done California.
Not even a third of a mile after all this time and money. https://image.nostr.build/3b4cf94d90005a87b5ea9955dd5bd1911a476c589b6020ff73a18c5492a0909e.jpg

2024-05-21 19:00:58

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Is it opposite day again already? 🤷

2024-05-21 18:58:54

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I can agree with that. 🤝
So is "hurry up, we need to activate this BIP."

2024-05-21 18:56:40

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But the spooks try to use my metadata against me.
And I didn't build them to look as good as they tasted. 🤷

2024-05-21 11:52:37

wHo WiLL bUiLd tHe RoAds?!?
https://image.nostr.build/1bb2fde1dce14f54e484594b9094e3290282dceb3a0180cc19243c7c00d42fb9.jpg

2024-05-20 23:38:31

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Sorry, in my belly.

2024-05-20 23:18:35

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Rightfully so!
That's why I try to provide attribution when possible.
That's a hell of a meme.

2024-05-20 23:17:47

My wife made homemade gyros from scratch, even homemade Tzatziki.
Delicious.

2024-05-20 02:07:09

Today I tried to single-handed step my sailboat mast.
It doesn't have a hinged tabernacle.
I did not succeed.
Designing a crutch and gin pole setup to assist.

2024-05-19 01:23:47

One of my latest music genres: mashups.
There's a number of folks doing them well. Here's some sample titles and the channel that created them.
- Van Hagar & the Gang - "Celebrate Both Worlds"
- Five Finger Death Punch and Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get Bleeding"
- AC/LeeC - "Dirty Deeds Around the Christmas Tree"
- Judas Jackson - Billie Jean's Got Another Thing Comin'
- Bob Marleykorn - “Could You Be a Freak on a Leash”
- Mentallica - "Land Down One-der"
- James Hetfield and the News - "Hip to Be the Sandman"
- Spiceknot - "If You Wanna Breathe My Sulfur"
- Mötley Bröwn - "I Got Girls (I Feel Good)"
- Van Halen and AC/DC - “Thunderjump”
- The Bee Gees and Gwen Stefani - “Stayin' A Hollaback Girl”
https://www.youtube.com/@BillMcClintockMashups/videos

2024-05-19 00:32:04

There will be signs. https://image.nostr.build/758134c7456c8fe5ca3703ae2e1ac0e90d3ca4f3cf62d01553aa7ef1b14b6f32.jpg

2024-05-19 00:30:28

Any client work well for posting a gallery of photos instead of a long line of them?

2024-05-18 23:48:28

June 4th is coming. https://image.nostr.build/92a5824f96b900f823689346fb63ac8b0e717796264d21426a795daf029fd750.jpg