SwissHodler
🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler

Libertarian. Freedom maximalist.
Shorting fiat with Bitcoin since 2016 🇨🇭

Signal over noise.
@21Bitfluencers

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2026-07-02 18:08:01 UTC

Are you using this dip to build generational wealth?
I think you should.
Bookmark this tweet and come back in two years to see whether I was right... or whether I was right.
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2026-06-26 15:49:30 UTC

Socialism Explained as a Short Film 🍿
https://blossom.primal.net/5d2b44af9a0550cb09606510859ff0b6eadcd10a273cea7d0e0f7006910e80fe.mov

2026-06-17 14:35:27 UTC

Was Robin Hood a communist?
People say he “stole from the rich and gave to the poor.”
But was he really fighting wealthy people?
Or was he fighting a corrupt ruling class that used taxes, privilege, and state power to squeeze ordinary people?
WDYT?
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2026-06-04 12:20:11 UTC

Me waiting for common sense to become common again and for the world to wake the fuck up.
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2026-04-13 11:10:38 UTC

Why does life in Europe feel like it’s getting worse no matter how hard you work?
Everything costs more. Your money buys less. And THEY keep pretending this is fine.
Energy bills didn’t just go up. They made stupid decisions and now you’re paying for them.
Inflation isn’t random. Your savings are being drained while they keep the system alive with more debt and endless money printing.
And migration? You can see the strain in real life. Housing, services, tension. But if you say it out loud, suddenly YOU are the problem.
No one takes responsibility. No one pays for bad decisions.
Just more control.
More distance.
More excuses.
They say it’s complicated.
It’s not.
It’s failure.
Opt out.
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2026-04-10 20:34:42 UTC

Don’t say you were not warned.
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2026-03-29 15:31:08 UTC

Proof of Steak 🥩
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2026-03-02 20:48:27 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-02-23 20:35:47 UTC

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Details 😎

2026-02-23 20:34:55 UTC

The same thing happened to me.
It took years to uncover the truth behind what's deemed normal.
The fiat system is a scam based on money printing.
If taxation is theft, inflation is burglary.
https://blossom.primal.net/b006049506973ba722728b571b693749d24acc8965ea93b5022837d00a5ab51a.mov

2026-02-23 19:52:36 UTC

qUanTuM tHreAt.
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2026-02-19 14:02:36 UTC

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A bear market is not always an easy time to be a Bitcoiner, but it is the time to build for the bull market if you're a Bitcoin-only company.
Let's work together!
#nevent1q…4ryv

2026-02-17 13:19:46 UTC

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Don’t fck with Larry. He’s signal only.
#nevent1q…d7ww

2026-02-16 14:22:26 UTC

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Nostr and Bitfluencers are never down.
#nevent1q…qtx9

2026-02-16 07:10:15 UTC

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Yes! Abolish 🔥🔥🔥

2026-02-16 06:56:02 UTC

Some (woke) people say there's too much EU doomerism on X.
There is no such a thing as "too much EU doomerism" 😂
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2026-02-16 06:54:33 UTC

Imagine investing your wealth in this chubby dude’s shitcoin.
It’s almost as dumb as trusting in government.
https://blossom.primal.net/0823e81a319ef07dfe1f54cf8cff9143a5297b74a210b4ff89f9d53c31bf539c.mov

2026-02-15 18:55:14 UTC

Difference between the EU and Europe.
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2026-02-15 18:52:03 UTC

Golden bull run.
https://blossom.primal.net/66d7188ee383c8f39f57fd4ce26ee0b1a9139916fff2d1b8527b1ebc838a89b6.mp4

2026-02-15 18:48:06 UTC

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Yes 🙌

2026-02-14 08:35:49 UTC

Seventeen years ago I left Mordor and moved to Middle-earth.
People in Finland (an EU country and Eurozone member already then) said it was a dramatic move.
But while Mordor keeps building bigger towers, more rules, and more “harmonization,” Middle-earth still runs on decentralization, local votes, and a still somewhat healthy distrust of grand plans.
It’s not perfect here in Switzerland 🇨🇭
But power is fragmented on purpose (as long as the elections are not rigged).
And when Mordor expands, voting with your feet stops sounding radical.
It starts sounding rational.
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2026-02-12 23:54:45 UTC

SBR then and now.
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2026-02-12 11:36:21 UTC

I’m a HODLer of last resort.
Are you HODLing with me?
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2026-02-12 11:35:43 UTC

Low time preference hits different.
Why?
Bitcoin’s value proposition is not a perpetual price rally to the moon, but a predictable rule set and settlement/clearing independent of central authority, 24/7/365.
Bitcoin’s security model, ten-minute final settlement, decentralized governance, and consensus do not weaken just because the market price falls. Mining, in turn, ultimately adapts to price changes through difficulty adjustments.
Price cycles are an empirically observed, “stylized” feature. They are not “true” in the same sense as the statement “The Earth orbits the Sun.” Price movement or the breaking of some chart pattern is therefore not evidence of (non)success. Bitcoin is not a short-term risk-off hedge, but a long-term counterpart to the fiat standard, in which supply flexes endlessly according to political decisions (elastic vs. inelastic supply). The expectation that Bitcoin must rise right now (because it just has to, for whatever reasons) is a sign of a ve-ery short time horizon. Many have made that same mistake, unfortunately—but to each their own.
Study #bitcoin.
PS. Mainstream adoption does not negate Bitcoin’s absolute scarcity. ETFs do not make Bitcoin less scarce, because such products fundamentally change the form of ownership (or its direction/weighting, cf. short products, so-called premium income products, etc.). The claim that financial products based on Bitcoin somehow weaken the significance of its scarcity is a conceptual error: supply is not governed by any investment instrument, but by a precise protocol.
PPS. The “risk list” compiled in the article—from quantum computers to the unwinding of Bitcoin balance sheets—is the strangest horror gallery of the past year (and it’s only February). Quantum computers, Epstein documents, and Bitcoin balance sheets are bundled into the same basket without any proper background, scale, time horizon, or probabilities.
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2026-02-12 11:10:29 UTC

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https://btcprg.me/BITFLUENCERS

2026-02-12 11:09:40 UTC

Why every Bitcoiner should come to @npub167n…zu3r 🧡
This is me sharing a personal story on The Bitcoin Marketing Podcast by @nprofile…vsyj about my first time in Prague.
Use code BITFLUENCERS for 10% off.
Link in the comment 👇
https://blossom.primal.net/29243b0150b611f1d6ef5b4f29c7eec46fb4b7bd0bee42af843627abe99ed928.mp4

2026-02-11 09:50:20 UTC

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What’s your all time favorite TradFi FUD line about Bitcoin?
#nevent1q…xjus

2026-02-10 19:01:09 UTC

No commies on Nostr.
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2026-02-10 17:30:28 UTC

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@nprofile…athd is a global Bitcoin movement focusing on signal over noise.
For Bitcoin-only builders, by Bitcoin-only builders.
Let’s BUIDL together!
#nevent1q…pa3l

2026-02-10 12:40:17 UTC

RWA tokenization is a scam.
Not a bug.
A feature.
Real World Asset tokenization is being sold as “innovation.”
In reality, it’s the final enclosure of private property.
As outlined by David Rogers Webb in The Great Taking, the goal is simple: convert real assets into financial instruments that can be rehypothecated, seized, frozen, or “restructured” in a systemic crisis.
Tokenizing RWAs does not give you ownership.
It gives you a claim on a claim, wrapped in smart-contract theater.
If you don’t control the asset at the base layer, you don’t own it.
You are a creditor, and creditors get wiped.
Why is BlackRock pushing this so hard?
Because Larry Fink (also co-Head of WEF) understands something retail doesn’t:
control the ledger, control the world.
BlackRock doesn’t want decentralization.
It wants programmable compliance.
Tokenized assets mean:
instant freezes
instant confiscation
instant capital controls
instant bail-ins
All under the banner of “efficiency.”
This fits perfectly with the World Economic Forum worldview:
You’ll own nothing and be happy.
Not because ownership disappears.
But because ownership becomes conditional.
RWA tokenization is financial feudalism
Your house becomes a token.
Your stocks become a token.
Your bonds become a token.
Every token lives inside a system with:
issuers
custodians
validators
regulators
Miss a rule?
Break a policy?
Wrong opinion at the wrong time?
Access revoked.
That is not progress.
That is digital serfdom.
Bitcoin is the escape hatch
This is why Bitcoin terrifies them.
Bitcoin is:
bearer asset
permissionless
censorship resistant
decentralized digital scarcity
No issuer.
No custodian.
No counterparty.
No middleman to trust.
If you hold your keys, you own it.
Not “legally.”
Practically.
Physically.
Cryptographically.
Bitcoin cannot be tokenized into submission.
The choice is clear
RWA tokenization is about financial control.
Bitcoin is about financial sovereignty.
One makes you legible, manageable, and disposable.
The other makes you free.
They are pushing RWA tokenization because they know what’s coming.
And they don’t want you to escape it.
Choose accordingly.
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2026-02-09 21:17:12 UTC

This is what fiat does to people.
A grown adult reduced to a state-approved food mascot, parroting “balanced diets” and “affordable choices” while the money printing machine turns real food into a luxury good.
They don’t eat food.
They eat subsidized calories.
They don’t think.
They repeat scripts written by the same system that destroyed soil, farmers, health, and purchasing power.
Fiat steals first, then lectures you on nutrition.
It inflates away your wages, then shames you for not eating organic.
It centralizes food production, poisons it, ultra-processes it, and then blames you for being sick.
This person isn’t the enemy.
They’re the product.
A perfectly domesticated fiat NPC:
• dependent on cheap inputs
• loyal to the system harming them
• hostile to anyone pointing out the scam
Sound money fixes food.
Sound money fixes incentives.
Sound money ends this humiliation ritual where humans beg corporations for edible trash.
Bitcoin isn’t about number go up.
It’s about opting out of this.
Fix the money.
Fix the food.
Fix the human.
Also, God bless 🇺🇸
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2026-02-08 18:35:57 UTC

"Bitcoin is dead."
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2026-02-08 08:46:44 UTC

Sooner or later, the Bitcoin price will reach and surpass the mileage of my good old 2008 Audi.
Even then, I’ll keep the Audi.
Low time preference, you know…
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2026-02-07 19:49:37 UTC

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It is true.
#nevent1q…kt0a

2026-02-06 06:32:35 UTC

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the current Bitcoin FUD is getting ridiculous.
Quantum computers are “about to break Bitcoin.”
Node wars are “about to split the network.”
And now apparently Epstein was Satoshi.
Cool. Sure. Why not.
I’ve watched this space long enough to notice a pattern:
whenever Bitcoin keeps quietly working, the stories get louder and dumber.
Because if you can’t attack the code, you attack the narrative.
If you can’t break the network, you try to confuse the people.
Meanwhile, nothing actually changes.
Blocks keep coming.
Nodes keep validating.
No emergency meeting.
No leader.
There is no reset button. Just boring, relentless consistency.
And yeah, sometimes it’s exhausting. Watching the same fear cycles get recycled with new buzzwords. Watching smart people get dragged into nonsense debates that don’t matter.
But there’s also something comforting about it.
All this noise exists because Bitcoin is still here. Still growing. Still threatening systems that rely on trust, authority, and amnesia.
The FUD isn’t a sign of weakness.
It’s a sign we’re closer than they’d like.
Same protocol.
Same rules.
Same outcome.
We’re not early anymore.
We’re just right - and the world is slowly catching up.
@nprofile…tsyp @npub1exc…n72a
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2026-01-26 14:50:45 UTC

For the gold bugs asking how a Bitcoin transaction really works:
✔️ 40-ton truck
✔️ Diesel
✔️ Pipes, valves, noise
✔️ Fully insured
✔️ Moves at 80 km/h
✔️ Needs roads, borders, paperwork
✔️ Can be confiscated
✔️ Can be delayed
✔️ Can be “lost”
Meanwhile, I moved value globally this morning with twelve words and a coffee.
No convoy.
No guards.
No permission.
Same settlement. Different century.
This is Bitcoin… translated into a language some people still need to see to believe.
#bitcoin #btc #gold #wealth #switzerland
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2026-01-25 09:46:27 UTC

Choose your poison, and choose it well.
#bitcoin #btc #altcoins #crypto #swisshodler
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2026-01-24 11:16:13 UTC

When you thought you bought Bitcoin but bought altcoins instead.
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2026-01-18 14:51:40 UTC

When the government tries to collect taxes from Bitcoiners who never sell.
https://blossom.primal.net/1247bcddd1f874fb1f5ac71a575692840b87665e1bcb6cf229eafce7e856be47.mov

2026-01-17 16:14:52 UTC

“Replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism,” says New York’s socialist mayor, Zohran Mamdani.
If that sounds comforting, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand might be a good read.
It tends to cool that feeling pretty quickly.
#collectivism
#individualism
#atlasshrugged
#aynrand
#freedom
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2026-01-17 11:43:43 UTC

“Why would anyone use Bitcoin for savings when banks are safe?”
A question heard at CfC St. Moritz, the highly curated digital assets and blockchain conference for investors and decision-makers with an average individual net worth of $35M.
We are so very early.
#bitcoin #btc
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2026-01-16 19:50:29 UTC

Buy or sell?
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2026-01-16 13:00:12 UTC

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Mobile or web app?

2026-01-09 20:32:11 UTC

This is what happens when you invest in crypto shitcoins.
Pump and dump scheme visualized.
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2026-01-08 19:26:15 UTC

I’ve been thinking a lot about how wars are described.
“Invasion.”
“Terrorism.”
“Liberation.”
“Self-defense.”
Same violence. Different labels. It depends which mainstream media channel you are watching.
At some point I stopped arguing about words and started asking a simpler question: who’s paying for this?
Because wars don’t really start with ideology. They start when someone figures out how to fund them without asking permission.
🇷🇺 Russia can keep rolling tanks because rubles can be printed and because someone is always willing to buy their commodities.
🇺🇸 The US can “liBeRatE” half the planet because the dollar printer never sleeps and, conveniently, it’s often where oil, pipelines, or strategic leverage happen to be.
🇮🇱 Israel can fight indefinitely because funding is externalized and guaranteed.
🇵🇸 Palestinians get labeled terrorists because they don’t control the narrative or the money behind it.
That’s the part nobody likes to say out loud.
Fiat money makes all of this possible. Not morally. Mechanically.
Most people don’t wake up wanting war. They want stability, safety, and a future for their kids.
But fiat systems let politicians bypass that instinct. No upfront cost. No real sacrifice. Just debt pushed forward and a story wrapped around it.
Inflation is how you pay without noticing.
Debt is how the bill gets delayed.
Propaganda is how it’s justified.
That’s how war becomes background noise.
Bitcoin changed how I see this.
Not as a slogan. Not as a flag. As a constraint.
Hard money doesn’t care about your justifications. It doesn’t care who you call the good guy. It only asks one question: can you actually afford this?
Under a Bitcoin standard, wars don’t disappear. They become honest. Immediately expensive. Politically toxic.
You want a war? Fine. Tax people now. Take real money now. Don’t hide it behind inflation and future debt. Watch how fast enthusiasm evaporates once the cost is real.
That’s why Bitcoin isn’t a weapon. It’s a brake.
A brake on empires.
A brake on double standards.
A brake on endless “emergencies” that always seem to need bombs and never audits.
Bitcoin doesn’t promise peace.
It just makes lying about war too expensive to keep doing.
What do you think?
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2026-01-05 19:24:02 UTC

WHY BITCOIN IS THE BEST FORM OF MONEY?
Bitcoin has a fixed supply of 21 million, making it scarce like gold but digitally portable and divisible down to satoshis. Gold is hard to transport or divide in practice, while fiat can be endlessly printed, eroding value through inflation. Bitcoin's decentralized network ensures it's verifiable and resistant to manipulation.
#bitcoin #btc
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2026-01-01 19:56:01 UTC

What happens to Bitcoin in 2026?
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2025-12-30 16:38:37 UTC

Paying with Bitcoin at a Swiss grocery store 🧡
For the next generation, this is just normal.
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2025-12-29 16:43:02 UTC

🇨🇭 Swiss innovations vs innovations from the EU 🇪🇺
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2025-12-29 10:10:20 UTC

I’ve moved on to other things.
Grateful for the time, the people, and the lessons at @nprofile…56s9 💙
As Relationship Manager for Relai Business and Relai Private, I had the chance to help onboard hundreds of businesses and HNWIs into Bitcoin, be part of the go-live of the Relai Private & Relai Business web app and take order processing from manual handling to automated trading, build the CRM system from zero into a solid HubSpot CRM platform with automations and clean data, and add some signal (and noise) through shitposting and Bitcoin-native marketing 🚀
Now it’s time for the next chapter, including building @21Bitfluencers, THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡
Onward, and Happy New Year to everyone 🫡
P.S. You can still use the code SWISSHODLER for lower fees and more Bitcoin with Relai.
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2025-12-27 14:41:58 UTC

FCK LinkedIn 🤡🌎
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2025-12-24 10:23:07 UTC

Actual footage from me telling my family about Satoshi at the Xmas dinner 🎄😅
#bitcoin
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2025-12-24 08:49:22 UTC

Happy Xmas, plebs 🧡
#bitcoin
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2025-12-23 12:46:35 UTC

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.
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2025-12-20 16:02:15 UTC

Back in 2017, researchers at the Bank of Finland called Bitcoin something unusual: a revolutionary monopoly protocol.
Their point was simple. You can’t really regulate it because no one is in charge. The rules are baked in, and no central authority gets to change them.
They also noted that transaction fees aren’t dictated by miners or any central body. Users decide what they’re willing to pay, which makes top-down control basically impossible.
That’s the core of Bitcoin’s resilience. Consensus, not permission, keeps the network running and protects it from being bent, captured, or shut down.
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2025-12-19 11:16:13 UTC

Lessons learned in real life:
Never be passionate about a company if it’s not yours.
Only be passionate about Bitcoin.
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2025-12-19 08:24:53 UTC

Lessons learned the hard way in life:
Never be passionate about a company you don’t own.
Only Bitcoin deserves conviction.
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2025-12-16 13:01:03 UTC

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If you don't want to be a Christine, buy Bitcoin with @nprofile…e9f3 and use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off transaction fees.
#nevent1q…45cc

2025-12-15 07:45:36 UTC

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Zürich = 🤡🌎

2025-12-12 15:43:06 UTC

$2.6B on OnlyFans = fiat brain rot.
High time preference. Instant gratification.
No proof of work. No future.
Bitcoin is patience weaponized.
Buy Bitcoin instead.
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2025-12-09 15:35:35 UTC

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Listed also on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSDD0hlCB8-/

2025-12-09 15:33:29 UTC

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Listed also on X: https://x.com/swisshodler/status/1998414131376898422

2025-12-09 15:28:24 UTC

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @npub1sqz…vk7v Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there.
This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it.
What’s it worth to you?
P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙
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2025-12-08 07:46:43 UTC

GM!
Actual footage of a shitcoiner finding out:
https://blossom.primal.net/6e72012f218c016dae359cace234b4c4d93554739f7c9bf7493e885bb11c8626.mp4

2025-12-07 22:03:23 UTC

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It’s the Ferrari.

2025-12-07 18:06:37 UTC

This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money.
That was the day I became my own bank.
You can do the same with a @npub1tg7…cxmt 🇨🇭
Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet: https://shop.bitbox.swiss/en/?ref=swisshodler#products
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2025-12-07 14:39:18 UTC

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Same.

2025-12-07 14:03:39 UTC

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That one star comes from the EU employees.
#nevent1q…n2wz

2025-12-04 21:26:27 UTC

These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland.
Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎
This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix…
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2025-12-04 09:40:35 UTC

This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂
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2025-12-03 05:39:15 UTC

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The downsides outweigh the benefits:
A bloated bureaucracy nobody voted for.
Sovereignty handed to Brussels.
A one-size-fits-all system that steamrolls local realities.
An economic setup that locks countries into debt and imbalance.
Endless rules, zero accountability.
Open borders destroying European cultures.

2025-12-03 05:35:55 UTC

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💯

2025-12-02 11:38:46 UTC

Your government hates you.

2025-12-01 17:16:28 UTC

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What benefits?

2025-12-01 16:22:59 UTC

This is what Proof of Work looks like.
My daughter @nprofile…jzrc and I have a weekly routine of going to the gym and doing squats, pull-ups, bench presses, and deadlifts. After the workout, we eat a healthy meal with lots of protein 💪
Bitcoin is not only about stacking sats like a madman. It’s also about longevity and a healthy, strong body.
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2025-11-30 18:04:42 UTC

Do you agree?
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2025-11-30 16:12:14 UTC

This is why the EU sucks so much.
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2025-11-27 19:34:59 UTC

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🫡

2025-11-27 17:53:53 UTC

Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day.
Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings.
Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken.
Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing.
Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me:
Bitcoin.
It doesn’t ask for permission.
Doesn’t need a bailout.
Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda.
Block after block - pure proof of work.
So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules.
Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day.
#Bitcoin
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2025-11-26 09:08:10 UTC

IT wisdom of the day 👨‍💻
Technical debt is like government debt:
Everyone pretends it’s under control… until suddenly it isn’t.
Ignore it long enough and you’ll spend all your time paying interest instead of building anything real.
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2025-11-25 16:22:44 UTC

TRUE STORY: I literally just sold a chair for CHF 120 and bought Bitcoin on @nprofile…40sg 💙
You can do the same: Use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off fees 🚀
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2025-11-24 18:58:41 UTC

They told you “crypto” was the future.
VC ponzis, premines, paid influencers, Discord dumps.
Turns out it was just a pink bubble of shitcoins and exit scams.
Bitcoin is the only thing that mattered.
It still is.
It always will be.
Everything else?
💩 On-chain garbage with a marketing budget.
Tick tock.
#Bitcoin doesn’t care.
The rest?
Heading straight to irrelevance - or jail.
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2025-11-23 09:52:51 UTC

Don’t trust, verify.
#bitcoin
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2025-11-22 18:45:03 UTC

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😂

2025-11-21 12:03:57 UTC

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Yes.

2025-11-21 08:52:45 UTC

Bitcoin 2025 bull market so far 📉
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2025-11-20 12:54:29 UTC

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Wake the FCK up and stack sats 🚀🚀🚀
#nevent1q…7ghl

2025-11-20 10:27:19 UTC

UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT:
There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan.
P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me.
PROVE ME WRONG.
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2025-11-19 17:31:24 UTC

Bitcoin mining is the heartbeat of the network - and the nodes are the veins 🧡
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2025-11-18 19:25:44 UTC

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😎

2025-11-18 19:25:32 UTC

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Literally. Again.

2025-11-18 18:19:48 UTC

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There is no second best Ponzi scheme.
#nevent1q…l7pw

2025-11-18 18:05:19 UTC

It's over.
#bitcoin
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2025-11-18 14:48:08 UTC

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Now they’re back.

2025-11-18 14:47:49 UTC

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😂😂😂

2025-11-18 13:44:25 UTC

The whole internet just got a reality check.
Cloudflare hiccups and half the damn web collapses.
One corporation sneezes → millions of people lose access.
That’s not “the internet.” That’s a centralized chokepoint pretending to be infrastructure.
This is what happens when you build your digital world on fragile, corporate sandcastles.
Meanwhile Bitcoin?
Still pumping blocks.
Still validating truth.
Still never down.
Not for a second.
Not waiting for some Silicon Valley overlord to “resolve the issue.”
Centralized systems fail spectacularly.
Decentralized systems don’t because they can’t — no CEO, no switch, no single point to break.
Today wasn’t an outage.
It was a reminder:
You either build on permissionless, unstoppable rails…
or you’re just renting space in someone else’s empire.
Bitcoin isn’t an app.
It’s the escape hatch.
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2025-11-18 13:39:06 UTC

Cloudflare down, AWS down, Azure down.
Bitcoin and Nostr never down.
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2025-11-17 15:21:12 UTC

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Can you explain difficulty adjustment, or are you just a number-go-up NPC pretending to be a Bitcoiner?
#nevent1q…9ssy

2025-11-17 13:59:41 UTC

Western democracy isn’t “broken.”
It’s working exactly as designed: a cartel of politicians, banks, and bureaucrats bleeding society dry while telling you you’re “represented.”
You don’t live in a democracy — you live in a managerial regime that treats citizens like livestock.
They inflate your money, regulate your work, censor your speech, and call it “public good.”
Every election is just a stress-release valve so the herd doesn’t revolt.
Nothing changes because nothing can change in a system built on debt, inflation, and bribing voters with other people’s money.
Once you understand time preference, you see the entire thing for what it is: a high-time-preference clown show eating the seed corn of future generations.
Meanwhile they lecture you about “democratic values” while running surveillance states, weaponizing the currency, and outsourcing their thinking to unelected technocrats.
Bitcoin is the first time citizens can tell them “no.”
No to debasement.
No to confiscation.
No to the professional looters who built their careers on stealing from savers.
Democracy didn’t fail.
It just reached its predictable exponential-debt endgame.
Bitcoin isn’t the alternative political party.
It’s the exit.
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2025-11-16 09:52:20 UTC

Some people flex fancy diplomas.
I flex a MicroStrategy cert from 2008 (signed by @nprofile…fvxd), a Casio that outlives fiat currencies, a handmade Bitcoin bracelet (made by my daughter), a jar of orange pills, and a knife sharp enough to cut through central bank bullshit.
Proof of Work > titles.
Self-sovereignty > career ladders.
Bitcoin > everything the national bank prints.
Stay humble. Stack sats.
And keep your tools sharp—both the digital and the real ones. 🧡⚡️
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