SwissHodler
🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler

OG Bitfluencer at 21 Bitfluencers - THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡 Authentic marketing for Bitcoin only projects | Skier at Bitcoin Skiers | Swiss Bitcoin Maxi • BTC Class of '16

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2026-02-12 11:35:43 UTC

Low time preference hits different.
Why?
Bitcoin’s value proposition is not a perpetual price rally to the moon, but a predictable rule set and settlement/clearing independent of central authority, 24/7/365.
Bitcoin’s security model, ten-minute final settlement, decentralized governance, and consensus do not weaken just because the market price falls. Mining, in turn, ultimately adapts to price changes through difficulty adjustments.
Price cycles are an empirically observed, “stylized” feature. They are not “true” in the same sense as the statement “The Earth orbits the Sun.” Price movement or the breaking of some chart pattern is therefore not evidence of (non)success. Bitcoin is not a short-term risk-off hedge, but a long-term counterpart to the fiat standard, in which supply flexes endlessly according to political decisions (elastic vs. inelastic supply). The expectation that Bitcoin must rise right now (because it just has to, for whatever reasons) is a sign of a ve-ery short time horizon. Many have made that same mistake, unfortunately—but to each their own.
Study #bitcoin.
PS. Mainstream adoption does not negate Bitcoin’s absolute scarcity. ETFs do not make Bitcoin less scarce, because such products fundamentally change the form of ownership (or its direction/weighting, cf. short products, so-called premium income products, etc.). The claim that financial products based on Bitcoin somehow weaken the significance of its scarcity is a conceptual error: supply is not governed by any investment instrument, but by a precise protocol.
PPS. The “risk list” compiled in the article—from quantum computers to the unwinding of Bitcoin balance sheets—is the strangest horror gallery of the past year (and it’s only February). Quantum computers, Epstein documents, and Bitcoin balance sheets are bundled into the same basket without any proper background, scale, time horizon, or probabilities.
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2026-02-09 21:17:12 UTC

This is what fiat does to people.
A grown adult reduced to a state-approved food mascot, parroting “balanced diets” and “affordable choices” while the money printing machine turns real food into a luxury good.
They don’t eat food.
They eat subsidized calories.
They don’t think.
They repeat scripts written by the same system that destroyed soil, farmers, health, and purchasing power.
Fiat steals first, then lectures you on nutrition.
It inflates away your wages, then shames you for not eating organic.
It centralizes food production, poisons it, ultra-processes it, and then blames you for being sick.
This person isn’t the enemy.
They’re the product.
A perfectly domesticated fiat NPC:
• dependent on cheap inputs
• loyal to the system harming them
• hostile to anyone pointing out the scam
Sound money fixes food.
Sound money fixes incentives.
Sound money ends this humiliation ritual where humans beg corporations for edible trash.
Bitcoin isn’t about number go up.
It’s about opting out of this.
Fix the money.
Fix the food.
Fix the human.
Also, God bless 🇺🇸
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2025-11-04 07:29:42 UTC

The biggest Swiss mainstream media outlet just published a Bitcoin-focused ad.
Probably nothing.
BTFD and HODL 🚀🚀🚀
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2025-09-28 06:45:12 UTC

DEAR SWISS CITIZENS! 🇨🇭
Maintain your privacy and freedom.
Please say no today 👇
#DigitalID #eIDNEIN #Schweiz #Suisse #Switzerland
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2025-09-21 10:15:13 UTC

Most Bitcoiners think fiat is just about money.
But fiat poisons your body too — beer, cola, junk food, pharma.
It’s all part of the same system designed to keep you sick, dependent, and weak.
Fiat is more than broken money — it’s a whole matrix of poison.
#bitcoin
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2025-09-13 09:42:21 UTC

This is why I stopped with “forced” orange-pilling. You just can’t shove the orange pill down someone’s throat. If someone is genuinely interested in #Bitcoin, I’m happy to tell them more.
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2025-09-04 17:59:47 UTC

Bitcoin has outperformed everything for the past decade 🚀
📊 10-year average return: 81.7%
No industry. No company. No asset even comes close.
That’s why smart companies are diversifying their balance sheet with #Bitcoin.
Ready to onboard your business at @nprofile…c5lj?
P.S. Code SWISSHODLER gets you 10% off transaction fees 🧡
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2025-08-28 14:20:36 UTC

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Human stupidity is unlimited.

2025-08-28 10:00:42 UTC

In "The Big Short", the outsiders saw what the system refused to admit. They didn’t just make money - they exposed the fraudulent game.
If that story were written today, the trade wouldn’t be mortgage bonds. It would be Bitcoin. Because buying Bitcoin is the ultimate short against:
👉 Governments that can’t stop spending
👉 Central banks that can’t stop printing
👉 Politicians who keep hoping “this time will be different”
The twist?
In 2008, the trade required timing and leverage.
In 2025, it requires patience and conviction.
Bitcoin is a short position with no expiry date, but it sure feels like the end is nigh. It's a way to profit off a broken system.
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2025-08-27 17:21:47 UTC

„Bitcoin. Going to zero since 2009.”
That’s the joke, right?
Every cycle, the same clowns repeat it.
Every cycle, Bitcoin obliterates their narrative.
2009: Worthless internet money.
2013: A bubble that popped.
2017: Tulips 2.0.
2021: A Ponzi scheme.
2025: Still here. Stronger than ever.
Over 1,000 obituaries later, Bitcoin is the most secure monetary network humanity has ever built. While fiat currencies rot away and altcoins rug their own holders, Bitcoin keeps doing exactly what it was designed to do:
✔️ Run 24/7 with no downtime
✔️ Protect wealth with unbreakable math
✔️ Stay incorruptible by politicians, bankers, or insiders
The joke isn’t on Bitcoin.
It’s on everyone who dismissed it.
Stack sats. Stay savage. Watch zero never come.
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2025-08-24 13:12:12 UTC

🔥 Bank PIN: 10,000
💀 Bitcoin key: 115 quattuorvigintillion
…but yeah, quantum is a huge threat to Bitcoin and banks are “safe” 🤡🌎
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2025-08-19 07:42:20 UTC

Word.
@npub1exc…n72a
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2025-07-13 07:58:42 UTC

Rare footage of me having a casual chat with a normie.
We really do live in parallel realities.
Who else can relate?
#bitcoin
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2025-07-12 12:27:22 UTC

Swiss Made
Bitcoin Only
Self-Custodial
SWISSHODLER approves ✅
Use the code to get 10% off transaction fees 🚀
@nprofile…qac3
https://relai.app
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2025-06-04 17:17:38 UTC

Only 4 more days and Bitcoin will have been chilling above $100K for a whole month — and it feels like no one cares.
Well… except us crazy laser-eyed plebs and the smart money 🧡👀
#bitcoin
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2025-06-04 06:20:28 UTC

The neocolonial IMF wants you working till 70 — to keep the fiat ponzi alive.
Denmark just announced a retirement age of 70 by 2040 — the highest in Europe 🤯
The IMF cheers it on: “70-year-olds are still cognitively capable.”
Translation: We’ve inflated your savings away. Keep working, peasants!
The pension system is dead.
The money printer won’t save you.
#Bitcoin is the exit 🧡
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2025-06-03 21:58:50 UTC

There will be no alt season.
Just exit liquidity for people who still don’t get it.
Your bags aren’t coming back.
Your charts are hopium.
Your projects?
VC exit scams dressed up as “innovation.”
But hey — forgive yourself.
We’ve all been there.
Just don’t stay there.
Bitcoin is the only asset that matters.
Everything else is noise.
Stack sats. Stay toxic 🧡
#bitcoin NOT #cRyPtO
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2025-06-02 19:23:16 UTC

Check out my new website!
https://swisshodler.com/
#Bitcoin
#BitcoinEducation
#LearnBitcoin
#BitcoinVerstehen
#Relai
#SwissHodler
#OrangePill
#SoundMoney
#FixTheMoney
#FreedomMoney
#BitcoinCommunity
#StackSats
#BitcoinOnly
#BTC
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2025-05-29 18:45:58 UTC

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Don‘t trust, verify 🧡
#nevent1q…envu

2025-05-19 16:55:10 UTC

Instant gratification is for the weak.
Delayed gratification builds strength.
That’s why I lift.
Proof of Work, baby 💪
#bitcoin #proofofwork #strong #power #weightlifting #crossfit #gym
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2025-04-23 05:39:04 UTC

Top 6 in the world by market cap. Bitcoin isn’t stopping till it’s #1. Let’s gooo 🚀
#bitcoin
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2024-10-06 14:56:01 UTC

The UX on #Nostr still has some room for development 🤣
"Bitfluencers - THE Bitcoin Marketing Team hasn't posted any notes."
In fact, they’ve posted 33 notes!
Does anyone out there know why this happens?
@npub1952…jvrd
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2024-09-29 22:00:45 UTC

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💯🧡

2024-09-29 13:18:18 UTC

Bitcoiners: ‘We want a circular Bitcoin economy.’
Also Bitcoiners: ‘We don’t want to spend our sats.’
https://m.primal.net/LFaA.png
Prove us wrong 😉 and help #Bitfluencers launch something completely new in the #Bitcoin space:
https://geyser.fund/project/bitfluencers/
Credits for the Little Hodler in the middle: @npub1clf…k28k 🧡
#Bitfluencers #TheBitcoinMarketingTeam

2024-09-29 13:16:23 UTC

Bitcoiners: ‘We want a circular Bitcoin economy.’
Also Bitcoiners: ‘We don’t want to spend our sats.’
https://m.primal.net/LFaA.png
Prove me wrong 😉 and help #Bitfluencers launch something 💯 new in the #Bitcoin space:
https://geyser.fund/project/bitfluencers/
Credits for the Little Hodler in the middle: @npub1clf…k28k 🧡
#TheBitcoinMarketingTeam

2024-09-29 09:33:51 UTC

"bITcOin iS vOLatiLE" 🤡
The only thing that’s volatile is the benchmark - fiat currencies.
Fiat is printed out of thin air and its supply is manipulated by unelected bureaucrats (i.e. Central Banksters).
#Bitcoin, on the other hand, is like a Swiss clock. Its supply isn’t just predictable, it’s fixed 🧡
Learn Bitcoin or #HFSP 🫡
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2024-09-28 14:50:45 UTC

Ignorance has a price tag.
Learn #Bitcoin or #HFSP 🧡
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2024-09-28 13:26:25 UTC

If you can’t afford to send sats to #Bitfluencers on @npub1kmw…xqk9, you can always grab a Bitfluencers T-shirt 🤓 That helps us get started too!
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Get yours here: https://swisshodler.com/merch#tees
#Bitcoin #Merch #TheBitcoinMarketingTeam

2024-09-27 12:57:47 UTC

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I think we are quite a few 🧡

2024-09-26 15:36:50 UTC

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We have an orange dream 🧡😎

2024-09-26 09:51:48 UTC

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True 🤝

2024-09-26 09:46:12 UTC

In the future, most #Bitcoin may not be in self-custody, and fractional reserve systems could be built on top of it - just like what happened with gold over the past 2,000 years.
But with Bitcoin, when a custodian f*cks up, it will be liquidated back to the Bitcoin standard. There will be no money-printing tricks available to dilute people's savings.
Bitcoin holds you accountable!
Your thoughts? 🤔
#CentralBanking #Banking #Inflation #MoneyPrinting
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2024-09-24 06:41:12 UTC

Trying to spread the orange word to normies is not always easy…Zuck’s Instagram AGAIN removed my @npub1sqz…vk7v story 🤣
#Bitcoin #Relai
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2024-09-23 14:12:22 UTC

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Here the complete URL: geyser.fund/project/bitfluencers

2024-09-23 13:30:47 UTC

#Bitfluencers are THE Bitcoin Marketing Team. We work exclusively for Bitcoin-only companies to spread the orange word and drive adoption.
Kickstart our journey with some sats and help us make an impact! 🧡
geyser.fund/project/bitflu…
#Bitcoin #GeyserFund @npub1kmw…xqk9
#note1h42…z0lr

2024-09-22 20:45:04 UTC

I will reveal next week what happened to this @npub1sqz…vk7v ice hockey jersey after it was delivered to me 😎
#Bitcoin #Relai #IceHockey #SwissHodler
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2024-09-15 06:31:31 UTC

#TheBitcoinStandard simplified to the max 🧡
CHAPTER 9: WHAT IS BITCOIN GOOD FOR?
Store of Value: Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation and a secure store of wealth.
Global Currency: It offers a censorship-resistant, globally accessible money alternative.
Financial Sovereignty: Bitcoin empowers individuals to control their financial future.
#Bitcoin #BTC #StackSats #HODL #BitcoinStandard @npub1gdu…6nak #SwissHodler #Bitfluencers
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2024-09-11 10:53:25 UTC

All right! We have reached the halfway mark (5/10) of #TheBitcoinStandard simplified to the max 🧡
CHAPTER 5: MONEY AND TIME PREFERENCE
Time Preference Explained: Sound money promotes saving and long-term planning (low time preference).
Impact of Fiat Money: Fiat money encourages high time preference, fostering short-term spending.
Economic Growth: Sound money supports capital accumulation and sustained economic growth.
#Bitcoin #BTC #BitcoinStandard @npub1gdu…6nak #SwissHodler
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2024-09-08 20:30:42 UTC

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Welcome, buddy 🧡

2024-09-08 13:44:01 UTC

#TheBitcoinStandard simplified to the max 🧡
CHAPTER 2: PRIMITIVE MONEY
Early Forms of Money: Seashells, beads, and livestock were early forms of money due to rarity and utility.
Functionality in Trade: These items simplified trade by serving as mediums of exchange.
Limitations: Primitive money had limitations in durability, divisibility, and portability.
#Bitcoin #BTC #BitcoinStandard @npub1gdu…6nak #SwissHodler
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2024-09-06 10:56:13 UTC

The ultimate proof of ignorance… 🥱
Replace “Bitcoin” in the below post with “fiat”, and you’re on track, “bruh.”
Learn #Bitcoin before you have to 🧡
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2024-09-05 16:32:40 UTC

Adjusted for inflation, the current #Bitcoin price of $56k would have been $48k in 2021 🤯
Do you understand how cheap the orange coin is right now? 🧡
#BTC #BTFD #HODL #StackSats
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2024-08-27 10:48:03 UTC

GROWTH IS A FIAT CONCEPT 📈
We’ve been told that growth is everything. More is always better. But this idea of endless growth? It’s a product of the fiat monetary system. In a world where money constantly loses value due to inflation (central banks print money out of thin air), growth isn’t just encouraged - it’s necessary to keep up. It’s like running on a treadmill that keeps speeding up. If you don’t grow, you fall behind 🤯
But what if the money wasn’t broken? What if your wealth held its value over time? In that world, the constant pressure to grow wouldn’t exist. You wouldn’t need to chase after more and more just to maintain your standard of living. The pursuit of endless growth is a byproduct of a flawed system - a system designed to keep us working harder for less.
WHY MARKETING IS NECESSARY?
I’m not saying all growth is bad. Take marketing, for example. It’s often seen as part of the problem, pushing us to buy more, consume more. You know, the quote, "We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like."
But when it comes to Bitcoin, #marketing is crucial. It’s not about selling more stuff we don’t need - it’s about spreading the word, getting people to understand what Bitcoin is and why it matters.
Without marketing, the message of #Bitcoin would stay stuck in a small corner of the internet. Marketing helps bring it to the masses, showing normies that there’s an alternative to the #fiat system.
It’s not about pushing more consumption - it’s about education and awareness, and about spreading a message of financial freedom 🧡
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2024-06-30 18:11:26 UTC

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Insanity de luxe.