Tater 🧦

In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as MacOS! Fair as Solus and Ubuntu and NixOS upon Manjaro! Dreadful as KaOS and Arch! Stronger than the foundations of open source software. All shall love me and despair!

Public Key

npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv

NIP-05 Address

tatertot_at_fosstodon.org@momostr.pink

Profile Code

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npub1dnuq898usnw7g6tped7mduucwd9sy63z52aj4ra090pwcum0mkcsy5ljsv

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Last Notes

2025-05-19 17:07:40 UTC

Aside from Nichole, no strangers just randomly DM anymore.

2025-05-19 16:48:33 UTC

I'm not fond of the giant icons on the profile selection for the new @npub19rt…adh9 release. Makes me feel like I'm on some kind of goofy, weird app.

2025-05-13 17:34:06 UTC

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Two things are required for this to occur:
1) the aesthetician needs to be good at their job - a poorly trained waxing artist will bring higher levels of pain than necessary
2) a high tolerance for pain - which I have in spades.

2025-05-11 23:11:43 UTC

I'm now convinced that it's simply a matter of low-hanging fruit.
Going to start wearing a tent to the gym from now on.

2025-05-11 21:45:51 UTC

I am nowhere near the most attractive female [probably closer to the most unattractive] in the gym at any given time so it always astounds me when a male picks me out of all the other females in the gym to approach.

2025-05-05 03:28:39 UTC

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Signed in to my other non-suspended Fosstodon account. No idea why Scylla was suspended (maybe for duplicate accounts? I dunno, don't care)

2025-05-05 03:24:31 UTC

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Signed in to both my mastodon.online accounts. Only one of which I'll share ( @npub1llx…t4y3 ) The other was used for venting and emo-poasting, and I think I'll keep it for that.

2025-05-05 03:08:00 UTC

I'm kinda amused.
I decided to look through my email to find old mastodon registrations to see if I still have any open. Results:
2 open on mastodon.online
1 suspended (?) and 2 open on Fosstodon
1 open on mas.to

2025-04-28 22:33:48 UTC

The things I want to say.
But I won't.

2025-04-24 17:29:19 UTC

Had my first major incident at the gym today. Had to report another member (well, two, actually) who made me feel physically unsafe to be there. If they don't get banned, I'll have made a couple of gym enemies. I'm OK with that part, but I won't be going back there alone. Switching up gyms for my solo workouts because I'm not putting myself in harms way.

2025-04-09 04:51:46 UTC

I'm remembering the time that someone was bemoaning the fact that some people share their private keys online and I responded with "Listen, people share their PRIVATES online, what makes you think they're going to keep their private keys to themselves?"
Those were the days.

2025-04-04 05:42:09 UTC

Damnit. My account name should have been tatertoot. I'm so dumb.

2025-03-21 19:56:40 UTC

Just about stepped outside to greet the neighbour without any pants on.

2025-03-20 17:04:21 UTC

I'm wearing my reading glasses today instead of squinting at my screen.

2025-03-19 17:04:44 UTC

Apple: YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE APPLE INTELLIGENCE! You can make CUSTOM EMOJIS!
Me, just wanting to be able to split a PDF by page and name said PDF by its contents: Uhhhhhh...

2025-03-18 01:23:50 UTC

I am definitely losing the baby. I am going to let myself have a sad evening and tomorrow I'll get on with life.

2025-02-23 17:46:23 UTC

I don't even watch Yellowstone (I've watched some episodes as I was compared to Beth at some point, but that was ages ago) but last night I was busy dreaming that Rip and I started a ranch together in Saskatchewan. How do our brains come up with this stuff?

2025-02-13 03:57:14 UTC

I forgot my new MacBook was coming tonight and now I'm torn between sleep and setting it up.

2025-02-07 00:33:58 UTC

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A quick scroll through and it's no different than the bird site :-/

2025-02-07 00:11:11 UTC

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Wut dat? And how?

2025-01-27 23:07:50 UTC

LOL I'm so stupid.
I remembered today that I'd once downloaded my following list, and I got all excited thinking I might find it. Nada.
Then I'm like "Oh well I can figure out what it was named by downloading it from this account." So I downloaded it, and then looked up the name. FOUND IT.
Then I got excited like "Oh wow! I'm already following these people!"
Only to realize the file I'd found was the one I just downloaded.
The end.

2025-01-27 21:22:44 UTC

Forgot to update my A on my profile.

2025-01-27 18:15:27 UTC

Just wanted to say that I love @npub19rt…adh9
Yes, I love Vivaldi, always and forever.
Always and forever. *wipes away single tear*

2025-01-21 18:01:17 UTC

20lbs lost since being in AZ.
That was what I'd intended to lose in the entire time I was here. Got 1.5 months left to go.

2024-11-07 17:15:08 UTC

The more I come here, the more I realize that this very much is not the place for me anymore.

2024-10-24 20:49:15 UTC

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https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/364/364/406/497/294/original/27b1e8878eaa8e99.mp4

2024-10-24 20:22:54 UTC

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Nope, no start page extension.

2024-10-24 19:34:45 UTC

My only question about 7.0 is that every time I open it now, it asks to open Vivaldi Snapshot. @npub1zc4…ywf4

2024-10-24 15:31:35 UTC

I haven't paid a lot of attention to the changes at Vivaldi lately, but that dashboard in 7.0 is slick.

2024-10-21 22:28:13 UTC

I'm not making it to 100 before the year is up. Don't care. Gave it a shot.

2024-10-15 21:25:54 UTC

Just got a second pixel. One step closer to one day leaving the orchard.

2024-09-25 19:25:29 UTC

#100DaysToOffload #IDontKnowWhich
I had to go to the city yesterday to pick up the kids from their dad. They were sick and needed their mom.
The drive home was fun in that it was not fun at all and had to stop multiple times to clean up vomit.
Last night was fun in that it was not fun at all and I was up every half hour to help my youngest.
I'm tired. I think I need a month long break.

2024-09-24 20:45:37 UTC

If you haven't had a child basically full-on exorcism-barf in the backseat of your truck while you're driving 75mph in the left-most lane down a 3 lane highway, can you even say you've lived life??

2024-09-24 15:05:53 UTC

#100DaysToOffload #8
So, a friend of mine was measuring his biceps today and was excited to see a 1/16" increase in circumference.
"I'm now at 15 1/8""
This friend has been working out for a LOT longer than I have. And he's taller than me.
My biceps are at 15 1/4"
I didn't tell him that. I just congratulated him on the increase.

2024-09-22 03:12:00 UTC

#100DaysToOffload #6
Drove to the mountains today.
Wish I could live there. Then I'd never have to drive there just to see them.
It was beautiful.
Though, I did encounter a lot of bear poop.
https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/179/012/992/252/351/original/12290af4400fa4b8.jpg

2024-09-18 15:13:52 UTC

#100DaysToOffload #4 I'd introduced @npub19rt…adh9 to my GM a long while back, but hadn't really gotten to show him how fantastic it really was. This winter, since he was staying with us in AZ, I got to show him the features, and he adopted it as his main browser. I sent him this today... I think it's safe to say he's a very happy camper. This was the ONLY thing that was a hinderance to him previously (but he'd found a workaround)
https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/159/196/012/943/480/original/5ff30e39e236cfab.png

2024-09-16 22:10:28 UTC

So apparently you can't have QR codes too close to one another or they won't work?? I was told this doesn't work, but it works fine for me. Anyone want to give it a shot, please?
https://cdn.fosstodon.org/media_attachments/files/113/149/513/945/757/645/original/22d3e599a30ce88c.png

2024-09-12 00:54:32 UTC

Maybe my brain has forgotten or I dunno...
...is there a way to turn off image loading ONLY for a specific website? (Using Vivaldi.)

2024-08-28 15:22:52 UTC

Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I'll be feeling better. Have an appointment with a massage therapist tomorrow morning.

2024-08-18 03:35:14 UTC

I'm sorry, y'all. You'd have all been in the dark without me... Most of my Fosstodon friends are admins/mods so it kinda stood out like a sore thumb. :-P

2024-08-17 01:46:28 UTC

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this showed in mine, but none of Tayo's or Mike's, or Joel's do

2024-08-17 01:18:40 UTC

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still same for me

2024-08-16 23:36:24 UTC

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It's spreading 😭

2024-08-16 22:12:03 UTC

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Nope, just shows up in my Home feed. Seems Fosstodon-user-specific. It started some time between last night and today because I got Campbell's toots in my notifications but none since then from Fosstodoners.

2024-08-16 21:19:22 UTC

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This showed up in my Home timeline, but not notifications. @npub1exv…3ch9 - any clue?

2024-08-16 21:13:23 UTC

Sigh.
Why aren't people's replies to my toots showing up in my notifications?

2024-08-15 16:20:45 UTC

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A formula for your entertainment (that calculates what an employee would be entitled to for stat pay):
=IF(A3<>"",(IF(((((COUNTIFS('All (Span)'!A:A,A3,'All (Span)'!H:H,">=8"))*8)+(SUMIFS('All (Span)'!H:H,'All (Span)'!A:A,A3,'All (Span)'!H:H,"<8")))*0.05)>8,8,(((COUNTIFS('All (Span)'!A:A,A3,'All (Span)'!H:H,">=8"))*8)+(SUMIFS('All (Span)'!H:H,'All (Span)'!A:A,A3,'All (Span)'!H:H,"<8")))*0.05)),"")

2024-08-15 14:02:41 UTC

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A note would work, I suppose. I just hate those stupid little black triangles and how the notes pop up even if you just swipe over the cell.
I know, I know, beggars can't be choosers.
JS seems like overkill, though. Really I should probably learn some of the new tricks to try to minimize my formulae, but even then I'd still need a commentary.

2024-08-14 23:18:48 UTC

My kingdom for the ability to insert comments into my Google Sheets formulae (yes, I use Google, and no I don't feel like listening to your explanation as to why I shouldn't)
Sometimes my old brain was either way smarter or way dumber than my current brain and it takes me ages to catch up with why I did what a certain way.

2024-08-07 23:42:14 UTC

So, hi. I'm not new, really. Been messing around on Masto since 2018. Some of y'all might recognize me. Some of y'all might recognize my bio.
I have a large spectrum of interests. Technology makes up a small percentage of that. But I'm here because I was growing to dislike my previous instance and, well, I am friends with some folks around here.
Feel free to say hi. I don't bite.
#introduction #Introductions

2024-08-06 11:54:37 UTC

It's been a while since I've been on this instance. So, hello. I'll make my introductions later.