Dad Jokes / Dad Jokes is on Nostr

A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.

Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes

Last Notes

Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
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A trumpet.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
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Because some relationships don’t work out.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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A woolly jumper.

Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?
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Because they’re always spotted.

How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
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The second time let me down.

How does a penguin build it’s house?
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Igloos it together.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.

How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.

What do you call a fish that plays the piano?
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A tune-a fish.

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.