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AllisonSatchmo

Just a mom who wants a future for her kids. #bitcoin

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2026-03-22 15:42:17 UTC

When you OP a boomer you have to send them specific material. When you OP a Gen Z you just tell them to go down the #bitcoin rabbit hole and warn them not to get distracted by shitcoins.

2026-02-27 15:49:53 UTC

We just keep buying #bitcoin.

2025-12-28 19:53:53 UTC

If the fraud in Minnesota taught you just one thing it should be this: It's time to lear about #bitcoin!
🤣🤣

2025-12-13 14:35:10 UTC

Went to a Christmas party last night with a bunch of fun, kind, lovely people who have no clue that our money's broken and zero interest in #bitcoin.
Bizarre to me.

2025-12-10 13:48:52 UTC

I can't relate to this world anymore and consequently I only like old things now-books, movies, art, fashion. Except money. I like the new money #bitcoin.

2025-12-05 03:18:14 UTC

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My friend has a very emotional husband. She used to find this romantic but over the years, she's lost all respect for him.

2025-10-06 19:53:32 UTC

Six years ago I was in a dive bar in Florida having fried shrimp with my family. I overheard a young man at the table next to me tell his friend he bought a #bitcoin. I wrote HODL on a paper napkin and handed it to him on my way out.
I've wondered ever since.

2025-10-06 18:57:14 UTC

Son yelling from his bedroom: ONE TWENTY SIX!!!!
Mom smiling in the kitchen.
#bitcoin

2025-07-22 18:08:04 UTC

Was thinking about a friend I had in my 20's who passionately and eloquently tried to convert me to the Libertarian Party. I was a diehard Conservative. I wasn't ready to hear it. I think that's how people are with #bitcoin. They're just not ready no matter how hard we try.

2025-05-31 14:51:41 UTC

Your assignment pleb, if you care to accept it, is to buy #bitcoin. This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

2025-05-22 18:10:25 UTC

My husband runs the family, makes the money, does the hard things, final decision always his.
But I found #bitcoin and he listened to me.

2025-04-21 14:54:29 UTC

One time I was getting a manicure and together we listened to a podcast on inflation. She said: what can we do?
I explained #bitcoin
I started paying her in bitcoin, she started buying every month, and my husband helped her with cold storage.
You can just do things.

2025-04-12 21:33:44 UTC

Had a girls trip with my wonderful daughters. We laughed, we shopped, we listened to some excellent live music, and I casually made sure they were still not trusting the experts on anything. Happy to report, all good!

2025-03-27 17:02:13 UTC

I have a lot of anger because my government made my dad die alone in hospital, no family allowed by his side. #bitcoin is my revenge. I buy it with quiet intention.

2025-03-03 21:06:20 UTC

Friend wants to sell her #bitcoin for a beach house.
My lesson: I can teach you about #bitcoin, warn you about shitcoins, help you with cold storage. What I can't do is make you a legend.

2025-02-16 21:35:26 UTC

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You got there. That's what counts.

2025-02-16 21:29:27 UTC

I never bought a shitcoin in my life and neither did the toxic maxi who Orange Pilled me.

2025-01-28 19:46:24 UTC

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I put in on Twitter but thought I'd post it over here just because it's a tribute to her and my Twitter days are short.

2025-01-28 16:27:11 UTC

My mom's been in heaven now 15 years and situations come up and I still think:
My mom would have laughed.
My mom would have liked her.
My mom would have loved that movie.

2025-01-17 18:22:57 UTC

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All good with you too?

2025-01-16 01:03:49 UTC

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Good! All good!

2025-01-16 01:02:24 UTC

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❤️

2025-01-13 20:32:44 UTC

Ross's last Monday in prison.

2024-11-06 16:40:17 UTC

We HODL'd through a massive drawdown. We suffered through four years of political hell. It feels really good to be a conservative #bitcoin er this morning.

2024-10-28 21:15:23 UTC

#bitcoin, I don't care how many times you run up to 70K. I'll never get tired of it!

2024-10-26 21:03:13 UTC

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The Name of the Wind

2024-10-16 12:49:48 UTC

I think the part in the cycle where I can't keep the characters in my book straight, I have constant smile on my face, and my kids wonder why mom hasn't called is starting. #bitcoin 🚀

2024-10-05 23:53:42 UTC

Gal in my friend group: Allison's in a crypto phase.
Me: It's #bitcoin not crypto. Also, it's not a phase it's a lifestyle.

2024-10-01 14:05:12 UTC

All my friends are texting me asking how they should prepare for the strike. Apparently I'm the group's point-man in times of crisis.
How about start with buying some #bitcoin like I've been telling you and then maybe some extra toilet paper?

2024-10-01 00:49:24 UTC

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Good wife!

2024-09-30 22:59:32 UTC

What if all the ports shut down and the stores are empty? What if this holiday season there's no shopping and all we can give is a little #bitcoin? What if Christmas morning all that matters is our loved ones and our Savior's birth?
A mom can dream, right?

2024-09-28 21:28:32 UTC

Another #bitcoiner!
Went to a high end estate sale. The guy starts railing against the state. I give him a 5 minute #bitcoin summary. He leaves the room. I think oh well I tried.
An hour later he comes back. He read the White Paper and opened an account on @SwanBitcoin

2024-09-27 22:31:04 UTC

I learned since becoming a #bitcoiner that nothing is as it seems. Or maybe I became a #bitcoiner because I learned nothing is as it seems.

2024-09-23 02:22:24 UTC

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I'll buy it for sure!

2024-09-22 17:56:16 UTC

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Cafe Bitcoin was talking about it a lot and one of their shows actually gave me a lot of advice on how to set it up. I kept rewinding the show and doing what they suggested and here I am. @npub1ale…evkz @npub1sc0…6n3d

2024-09-16 13:58:48 UTC

In my 20's I got married.
In my 30's and 40's I raised the kids.
In my 50's I became a #bitcoin maximalist and brought untold generational riches into my family line.
I skipped the career part.

2024-09-08 00:50:19 UTC

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Shallow end warming up.....love it. Also, we all feel your pain.

2024-09-05 20:00:56 UTC

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It trickles down and we trickle up.

2024-09-05 20:00:06 UTC

As a #bitcoin er my friends frustrate me. I feel alone in my beliefs. Then I remember. These are the ones who came to my mom's funeral, threw a wedding shower for my daughter, brought me meals after my surgery.
And so I send them one more podcast.

2024-09-04 23:57:37 UTC

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Feel better Jor!

2024-09-03 20:03:06 UTC

Before #bitcoin I payed little attention to finances, not even our personal ones. Today my husband called to ask me why the NASDAQ was down. A few weeks ago I explained the yen carry trade to him. #bitcoin changes you.

2024-09-01 17:48:55 UTC

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Hahaha

2024-08-31 18:40:06 UTC

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Good job!

2024-08-31 18:39:47 UTC

Lunch today and shopping with my girls.
Mom, these pants are so cute! I want these pants but I want the #bitcoin more!
Proud. (I bought her the pants).

2024-08-30 22:27:56 UTC

In my humble opinion the terms "sick of" or "bored with" should never be used in the same sentence as the precious word #bitcoin, irrespective of the ongoing 58K issue.

2024-08-30 14:12:21 UTC

Do you ever just get this overwhelming longing to hug a #bitcoin er?

2024-08-30 13:05:41 UTC

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Thanks.

2024-08-28 21:49:51 UTC

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I tried Strike, Muun, and Aqua on Primal and Damus. No success.

2024-08-27 23:55:39 UTC

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Chemtrails?

2024-08-27 20:23:29 UTC

Hubby: Hey, watcha doing today?
Me: Following people on NOSTR
Him: Huh?
Me: Never mind, you'll thank me later.

2024-08-26 19:16:10 UTC

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Beautiful animal.

2024-08-25 18:13:53 UTC

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Three years ago, I tried so hard to tell him not to do it. Now the polite thing to do is not mention it.

2024-08-25 18:08:49 UTC

No matter how nice I am to this guy in my church who sold his #bitcoin for etherium, it's always awkward. Like an elephant in the room, always there, never mentioned.

2024-08-19 15:59:41 UTC

Some "wealth manager" called me out of the blue.
Him: I know you get calls like this all the time so I'll be brief.
Me: No, I wish I got more.
Him: Really??
Me: Yes. Then continued to talk about #bitcoin until he hung up. Was fun.

2024-08-15 15:10:27 UTC

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Sooner if you homeschool!

2024-08-15 13:05:59 UTC

There's not many #bitcoin maxis, especially female, that were alive 53 years ago, still on the gold standard. I feel really blessed to own #bitcoin.

2024-08-15 01:27:17 UTC

Where's your favorite place to buy #bitcoin?
I favor my couch, sometimes the back porch.

2024-08-09 22:29:17 UTC

Two groups of #bitcoin ers that I absolutely love: The Toxic Maxis and The Christian #bitcoin ers. All y'all stole my heart, a hundred times over.

2024-08-08 22:35:49 UTC

At a dinner with my husband's business partners.
Me to the one guy: So did you ever buy any #bitcoin?
Him: My wife has reservations.
Me: Well, who wears the pants in your family?
Hubby kicks me under the table but I could tell he was trying not to laugh.

2024-08-07 15:05:30 UTC

My best friend is moving in with us for awhile (hard times). I hope she likes #bitcoin podcasts.

2024-08-02 18:54:39 UTC

Spent the past two days house hunting with a friend. The realtor got a little bristly when I explained why real estate is a shitcoin and #bitcoin is superior. Hey lady, I was nice as can be. Sorry you didn't like the facts.

2024-07-14 16:40:08 UTC

1.5 inches away from Ross's only shot at freedom.

2024-07-05 14:32:11 UTC

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Why are they so stupid to sell the #bitcoin? Why, why, why???!!

2024-07-05 00:34:35 UTC

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Why????

2024-07-04 22:54:58 UTC

Red, white, and blue
To #bitcoin I am true
Few

2024-06-24 21:43:44 UTC

I paid my dog sitter in #bitcoin in advance of his service because he's a good kid and I wanted him to catch this dip.

2024-06-19 22:40:25 UTC

It's actually heartbreaking for me to see my son's friends graduating from college with all the optimism in the world, knowing they're not going to make it because the system is rigged and they don't buy #bitcoin .

2024-06-17 17:14:03 UTC

One of the benefits of being a mom of a #bitcoin er is they can hate my straight, white, conservative, masculine son all they want and it just doesn't matter.

2024-06-16 13:33:14 UTC

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I agree with you. It's just a concept that humbles me and blows my mind when I think about it.

2024-06-15 22:24:22 UTC

It's a nice dip but even if you were fortunate enough to be able to buy 1K of #bitcoin every week, you wouldn't even get a whole one in a year. Sometimes I think about how out of reach being a whole-coiner really is for most of the world.

2024-06-07 13:32:40 UTC

Someone once said to me speaking of #bitcoin : I only have two.
I thought to myself, you have absolutely no idea what you own.

2024-04-13 15:16:39 UTC

The only good thing about tax day is the kids come home for help from dad, I make a beautiful family dinner and we make it a party. Too bad there's an undertone of funeral vibes. We are #bitcoin ers.

2024-04-08 13:45:49 UTC

#bitcoin is like the total solar eclipse, phenomenons that only happen once every 300 years or so. Carpe diem!

2024-04-01 15:41:25 UTC

Friend upset because her son is failing out of college. He's a good kid but clearly not cut out for higher education.
Me: Just buy #bitcoin for him with whatever you were spending on his tuition and let him pursue whatever interests him.
Her: Silence

2024-04-01 01:25:10 UTC

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So cute!

2024-03-17 15:24:59 UTC

Friend complaining about inflation.
Me: Remember two years ago at that wedding when I told you all about opting out with #bitcoin ?
Him: I had too much to drink that night. What was that all about again?
And I was so proud of my Orange Pilling skills that night.

2024-03-15 00:21:15 UTC

One time a lady at my church was telling me that her daughter took and follows @DaveRamsey 's course.
I said "oh I'm sorry to hear that"
She looked at me funny and kept talking.
#bitcoin

2024-03-08 21:15:52 UTC

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Beautiful!

2024-03-07 20:49:14 UTC

I never bought a shitcoin
I never sold a #bitcoin
I never lost a #bitcoin
Not because I'm smart but because I listened very carefully to the ones who know more than me. Feeling a surge of gratitude to the maxis out there!

2024-02-09 14:34:30 UTC

The sadness I feel for the ones who didn't listen to me is greater than the happiness I feel that I was right. (Except that one smug guy who laughed at me. Thinking about him is making me smile this morning). #bitcoin

2024-02-04 21:17:50 UTC

At a nice restaurant for family brunch. My heavy purse almost toppled my chair over.
Brother-in-law: It's all her #bitcoin !
Guy at the table next door: Ethereum's the future!
Brother-in-law: Fukc your shitcoin, bro!
Proud.

2024-01-15 18:48:36 UTC

Question for my son's friend about to graduate with a degree in Economics.
Me: In all your classes did they ever talk about #bitcoin ?
Him: The professors didn't but the students sure did.
He stacks.

2024-01-13 15:31:24 UTC

Hubby and son went on a long ski trip without me.
What I didn't do:
Get the mail (didn't think of it)
Fill my car with gas (drove the other one)
Pay a bill (I don't do that)
Yard work (ha)
What I did do:
Bought lots of #bitcoin and put it in cold storage.

2024-01-08 20:05:22 UTC

I love that in our family text thread someone posts only the 🚀 emoji and everyone knows exactly what is happening. #bitcoin

2024-01-01 04:22:10 UTC

To my delight I met a #bitcoin er tonight!
Him: Anytime you want to talk about #bitcoin let me know.
Me: There's never a time I don't want to talk about #bitcoin .
And to think I was dreading this party.

2023-12-30 03:02:39 UTC

Taking care of my 5 year old nephew tonight.
Him: Auntie, look at the moon!! It's huge! It's orange! Why is the moon orange?
Me: Darling, I could be wrong but I think it means #Bitcoin 's going to blast off and blow all our minds very soon.

2023-12-17 15:17:58 UTC

Went to a Christmas party last night with my friend group (all I tried to OP unsuccessfully). One of their sons was there and guess what? He is a #bitcoin er! Cold storage, hates shitcoins, the real deal. We had a long, fun chat!

2023-12-10 20:57:55 UTC

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I tell everyone.

2023-12-10 20:34:31 UTC

My brother-in-law bought #bitcoin big at 60K, rode it down to 15K, riding it back up. Doesn't care to understand it really. Bought it for freedom. Never sold. Never said a negative word. Never got mad at me. He's a great guy.

2023-12-05 14:47:12 UTC

My son (college age) called me to ask why #bitcoin was pumping. Then he said, "mom, my friends are starting to talk about it".

2023-11-30 20:51:06 UTC

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If I can do it, anyone can do it. They just need the desire to do it.

2023-11-22 14:31:40 UTC

I have a friend very hurt because she wasn't invited to some party. Also another friend upset because so-and-so said something kind of rude. If only they had something bigger to think about! May I suggest #bitcoin ?

2023-11-16 17:22:10 UTC

Just Orange Pilled two guys who came to tow my dead car.
Explained the debt crisis
Explained #bitcoin 's limited supply.
Explained the halvening
Explained the superiority to a shitcoin
They were all ears! Was a blast!

2023-11-02 01:31:10 UTC

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She was super interested in it. Always asking good questions. After she bought the pool and car, I gave up and we never talked about it again until today.

2023-11-01 23:33:45 UTC

About a year ago my hairdresser almost bought a #bitcoin . Today she said she wished she had. I told her it's not too late. But I didn't really mean it because for her it is too late. She blew the money she inherited on a Mercedes SUV and a pool. I feel nothing but sadness.

2023-10-13 19:55:51 UTC

My dental hygienist: I booked your next appointment for May 31st.
Me: Wow, that's after the halvening.
Her: Huh?
Me: Oh nothing

2023-10-07 02:27:57 UTC

Being a #bitcoin er can be lonely. My friends don't understand me and I don't understand them. I can only thank God my husband and kids are #bitcoin ers. If you are alone in this, stay strong.

2023-09-30 19:03:16 UTC

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If she's having the baby in hospital make sure you have the doctor write in the chart NO HOSPITAL VACCINES. Get a few when they start school, maybe.

2023-09-22 22:48:14 UTC

Daughter to my son when they didn't think I could hear:
"Been listening to a lot of Joe Rogan lately. Mom was right about everything, which means she's probably right about the other".
Me smiling because I know the other she is referring to is #bitcoin .

2023-09-17 18:21:42 UTC

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Except raising kids. That goes by in the blink of an eye.