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SuiGenerisJohn

So I got my pixel phone in the mail today, but one of the barcodes stickers on the side of the box was ripped off, and I’m concerned that the device was tampered with. Does anyone have an instinct on how to scrutinize the box? I’ve never opened a pixel before, so I’m not sure what it’s supposed to look like maybe it doesn’t matter because I’m flashing a new operating system anyway but what do you all think?
#asknostr
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2026-05-05 15:01:02 UTC

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I probably change them once a year. I really need to hire a guy to come do a full system review, but what do you think could be the problem? I looked. Inside the air handler yesterday and it looks clean and shiny, I dont see any obstructions. Im pretty good at regularly changing the filters.

2026-05-05 14:30:36 UTC

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Im so glad you’re enjoying it!

2026-05-04 22:58:40 UTC

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Had my laughing my ass off

2026-05-04 16:00:35 UTC

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Turns out MEV Sandwiching Bots are a real thing (I did not read this but google revealed this guy did not make that term up, i.e., everything he said in this video must be a real thing). I hate crypto:
https://www.blocknative.com/blog/what-is-mev-sandwiching

2026-05-04 15:46:14 UTC

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Have they invented wired headphones yet?

2026-05-04 15:45:24 UTC

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The one I watched for the second time recently “Wrath of Man” is so damn good. Very decent story and phenomenal action.

2026-05-04 14:12:38 UTC

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Once you’ve seen bond get his nuts obliterated by a knotted rope you basically have maxed out, and I agree, the movies are totally watchable but Casino Royale was the denouement

2026-05-04 14:01:42 UTC

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Quantum of Solace = zero.

2026-05-04 13:33:20 UTC

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Literally nothing stops it.

2026-05-03 19:05:15 UTC

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Apropo of?

2026-05-03 19:03:50 UTC

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Don’t get greedy.

2026-05-03 19:03:39 UTC

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Tinder bios should include a Fourier analysis of the wave function of your body into its component sine curves so people can consider whether their vibes are compatible.

2026-05-03 18:59:19 UTC

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It took a while to forgive myself for falling for a lot of this shit.
I am forever changed.

2026-05-03 18:58:17 UTC

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I appreciate you Scott, what a pleasure to meet you in person all those years ago. I should pick up your book. You selling any signed copies for charity or something?

2026-05-03 18:56:43 UTC

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Have you considered doing custom batches with like embossing on the soap for like weddings or baby showers, that kind of shit.
A little CNC machine would probably make quick work of it.

2026-05-03 14:32:58 UTC

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wtf

2026-05-03 05:26:53 UTC

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God help me!

2026-05-03 05:26:16 UTC

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😭

2026-05-03 04:43:22 UTC

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I feel like a nostr dev being asked for a gif button now.
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2026-05-03 02:13:42 UTC

I’m happy to announce that Satoshi Coffee’s suggestion has been implemented is now live!
Never wonder again whether you’ve answered a clue because if you answer correctly, the clue will now be stricken!
Brilliant!
We are making the world a better place!
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2026-05-03 01:55:34 UTC

I love that people are playing a game I made. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a legit developer building things that improve thousands of people’s lives.
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2026-05-03 01:33:09 UTC

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But you got it!

2026-05-03 01:04:29 UTC

The points are pointless and arbitrary, BUT if the answer-word is in the BIP39 list, you get 2x the points!!!
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2026-05-03 01:01:35 UTC

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I’m having so much fun with this stuff man, really. I’m totally having a blast. I hope people enjoy my janky crap at least a little

2026-05-03 00:55:51 UTC

OK, good news to anyone who is trying to play my crossword. I’ve now pushed an update that should ensure that the keyboard pops up when you are selecting a row or column to type an answer in!!
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2026-05-03 00:54:26 UTC

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Ok I think I fixed the problem for phones now!!

2026-05-02 14:38:13 UTC

People seem to enjoy, i don’t plan to make this perfect I’m just using these games to learn so if you hit any weird bugs or snags or whatever notes feel free to let me know in the comments if any bugs are interesting I’ll look into it for moar lerningz
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2026-05-02 02:31:00 UTC

My website https://suigeneri.st/ now has a crossword puzzle that updates daily for the time being, with a secret Bitcoin aspect to it.
Have fun!
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2026-05-02 00:30:51 UTC

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My wife loved this.

2026-05-01 19:36:49 UTC

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Don't worry I'm picturing it.

2026-05-01 19:32:59 UTC

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Cursed buns.

2026-05-01 19:19:48 UTC

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I love nostr.

2026-05-01 18:56:16 UTC

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At least the ladies’ dresses stayed down when they were lifted up by their ankles. Defaux is a gentleman.

2026-05-01 18:54:56 UTC

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I dont know what I did to Nosh but she’s bringing the heat today.

2026-05-01 18:52:41 UTC

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I’m starting to think you don’t like me Defaux, Im always getting fucked up or genuinely fucked in your images.

2026-05-01 18:39:04 UTC

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Dear GOD!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan+pipeline

2026-05-01 18:36:04 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/FzdpsU3iUc8AAAAC/mr-bean-crown.gif

2026-05-01 17:33:26 UTC

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Im sad now.

2026-05-01 17:27:14 UTC

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Im sad now. I was trying to build something great, and now dragon anarchists have destroyed my vision.

2026-05-01 17:01:36 UTC

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My reign couldn’t last forever, but the memory of my glorious civilization is immortal.

2026-05-01 16:33:10 UTC

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lol

2026-05-01 16:32:51 UTC

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I just wanted to post about music and you retards ruined it. My OP was from forever ago, can you all start a new thread to have your pointless argument in?

2026-05-01 16:31:40 UTC

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eyes.emoji

2026-05-01 16:31:06 UTC

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Lol. We’re so cooked!

2026-05-01 16:29:34 UTC

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Im not sure you picked the side that corresponds to your preferences. I’m willing to give amnesty if you want to reconsider. Destroying our delightful community seems needless.

2026-05-01 16:07:22 UTC

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Roll a D-20.

2026-05-01 15:24:25 UTC

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In the sense that you pay me less for my services to you, yes. But, like any good tyranny, people useful to my regime are materially rewarded sufficient to maintain loyalty but not so rewarded that they can amass wealth sufficient to galvanize a revolution against me.

2026-05-01 15:09:16 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/MEl68-kwp4cAAAAC/bleh-castle.gif

2026-05-01 15:08:30 UTC

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Loyalty is rewarded with discounted hourly rates.

2026-05-01 14:47:20 UTC

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I’d prefer he maintain his access so that his interests can be monitored and nudged toward useful purposes. My operatives are legion, and we’ll find a woman to bring him into the fold and put to good use.

2026-05-01 14:44:52 UTC

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Ooo I like this.
It would be cool to see VantaBlack(TM) nail polish too.

2026-05-01 14:44:18 UTC

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In my benevolent dictatorship, it is unlikely you’ll be able to galvanize sufficient incels with proclivities to degeneracy to overcome my vanguard.

2026-05-01 14:38:44 UTC

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Kings don’t need hookers, but for my plebs, we would ensure that civil structures were in place to make sure all productive men would have the opportunity to grow prosperous family structures.
I’m sure I could introduce you to a nice lady or two.
But no fucking in the Gold Cave.

2026-05-01 14:32:36 UTC

If I were a medieval King, I would store my gold in a stone chamber beneath a foundry, gold would be stored by melting the gold down and just splashing it into the chamber so that the hoard would not be individual coins but a giant pile of glorious frozen gold, making it impossible to steal easily. In the event liquidity was required, we would cleave the gold with dull axes, but long term cold storage would be glorious Stalagmites of frozen gold.

2026-05-01 01:24:29 UTC

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Hold up. Are you saying to avoid being fucked in the ass I have to be less retarded!? That is not fair.

2026-05-01 01:13:27 UTC

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Sodomy*

2026-05-01 01:13:11 UTC

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Except for what’s happening to me.
I love nostr. Except the forcible sovereignty by an illuminati pyramid

2026-04-30 19:47:06 UTC

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Im laughing my ass off over it. Poor kid.

2026-04-30 19:40:14 UTC

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https://xcancel.com/exec_sum/status/2049725188753985844#m

2026-04-30 18:47:47 UTC

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My business card:
https://media.tenor.com/_7FvKg0verMAAAAi/joker-symbols.gif

2026-04-30 18:46:17 UTC

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Yes…that is part of my diagnosis.

2026-04-30 18:44:53 UTC

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I was raised retarded, but they never thought I’d reach my full potential.
They were wrong.

2026-04-30 18:38:13 UTC

I’m spiritually retarded.

2026-04-30 18:07:31 UTC

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Who’s actually checking that redeemed box

2026-04-30 15:44:06 UTC

21 acquiring strike is kind of hilarious.

2026-04-30 14:55:09 UTC

https://propertyrightsdefense.org/

2026-04-30 14:29:40 UTC

@npub1hgh…fyz2 Thanks for bringing this to my attention:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expropriation_Act,_2024

2026-04-30 02:11:46 UTC

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No one can stop you.

2026-04-30 02:01:23 UTC

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HTTPS://www.suigeneri.st

2026-04-30 01:29:54 UTC

I miss aliens. That story is overdue for a refresher in the news cycle right?

2026-04-30 01:22:35 UTC

My non nostr friend played my website video game and that made me happy.

2026-04-29 23:24:55 UTC

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Is..is that me laboring beneath the earth!?

2026-04-29 19:24:00 UTC

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He was a huge value add over all. But once you have a family, he’s too high risk. I’m not in a position to get a call in the middle of the night requesting I show up with a shovel and a tarp.

2026-04-29 19:15:43 UTC

I have someone that isn’t presently in my life much, but he used to be a friend but was too zany to keep close. In any case, I stay in touch. He’s likely a true genius, but that annoying kind of genius that never does anything useful with his smarts and squanders his life dabbling in 1,000 things and getting into trouble with the law.
Recently, he produced a 70+ page AI-slop generated thesis full of crazy theories and postulates in the flavor of a theory of everything. The authors are his pseudonym and 7 other identities that are described in detail, each of which is an AI personality he built on different LLM platforms to form a DAO.
Did I mention he really loves amphetamines?
It is an astounding document in volume with formulae, references to philosophers and DMT and quantum physics—basically anything you one time encountered, found interesting, and moved on from that you can imagine.
I don’t know why I’m writing this but I think it’s because there’s a part of me that’s jealous that this bizarre person who apparently has loads of secret money squirreled away just spends all day doing amphetamines and reading and writing screeds on whatever he’s interested in. Ultimately he’ll accomplish nothing important, will never have a family, and probably end up back in prison, but he is definitely having a blast.

2026-04-29 18:58:04 UTC

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What poses pray tell?

2026-04-29 15:44:14 UTC

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A perennial young-man’s mistake.

2026-04-29 15:16:07 UTC

Silkworms caused the polio epidemic.

2026-04-29 14:46:12 UTC

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Im not sure its clear, but I think that might be true for some of these entities.
Why do you think the bible makes it clear?

2026-04-29 14:38:44 UTC

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I use our drip most of the time, but sometimes you want that black tar like ol’ pappy made.

2026-04-29 14:35:35 UTC

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I still frequently use my grandfathers pour over tin pot. It’s like 70 years old. Delicious.

2026-04-29 14:34:15 UTC

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Obviously this place has a lot of bitcoin folk but it is surprising that nominal bitcoiners aren’t savagely engaging in this tech. Nostr is the one of the most interesting open source projects that is patently freedom tech. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised

2026-04-29 14:29:43 UTC

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Wisp gang out here!
GM!

2026-04-29 14:29:13 UTC

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There is nothing funny about my description. Watch them in action…a lot of noise…rumbling…then suddenly and without warning: SPLOOSH.

2026-04-29 14:18:37 UTC

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Soy Fap-o Chino sounds like vegan’s engaged in heavy petting.

2026-04-29 14:11:24 UTC

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I don’t think most Starbucks even serve that anymore, they all seem to have these new single service automatic brewing coffee ejaculators now.

2026-04-29 14:03:02 UTC

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I’d be interested in the revenue break down by product at Starbucks. I’d be willing to bet their drip coffee doesn’t even come close. Most people by their dessert drinks I assume.

2026-04-29 13:51:44 UTC

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I’ve enjoyed him in every single role I’ve seen him play. I just fuckin’ love him. It breaks my heart how he struggled with depression and addiction. I wonder if it’s possible for someone to be a truly excellent actor and not be broken inside.

2026-04-29 13:48:19 UTC

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I was so lucky with the public school I went to. Im still in touch with some of my teachers.
Considering the state of public education today, every year I become more grateful for it.

2026-04-29 13:42:08 UTC

One of my favorite parts of high school were my acting classes. Solid hang, creative assignments, emotional exploration.
#nevent1q…6x75

2026-04-29 13:39:18 UTC

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Even though my Tesla is cooking my nads and spying on me, feels good to plug it into my solar array each evening.

2026-04-29 13:37:39 UTC

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I shared this with my wife a while back. I think the in-law family group chat is next….they will probably bey super receptive and curious of alternative views.

2026-04-29 13:36:35 UTC

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Until the HOA finds out. In the meantime, this reminds me that my boy and I might need to go on a berry hunt tonight.

2026-04-29 13:27:19 UTC

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This is something I hadn’t hear of. Were the US bases sequestering lots of water or something?

2026-04-29 13:11:24 UTC

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PSH is the goat.

2026-04-28 19:24:13 UTC

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Wen rituals?

2026-04-28 15:55:28 UTC

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hah.

2026-04-28 15:30:51 UTC

Today’s word is stupid:
WORD5 #571 4/6* (Hard Mode)
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https://otherstuff.ai/word5/