john

Interesting times. Dad, Husband, I mine fiat by practicing law.

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2024-09-18 14:12:22

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I'll come on your podcast to talk about being a normal pleb, how I lost a front tooth to a tortilla chip accident, why its 58 forever, and how the practice of law is broken.

2024-09-13 23:12:40

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Big if true.

2024-09-13 18:08:24

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Do you still have one of those old ipods?

2024-09-12 20:09:35

$58k is risen.
#note18am…kpzk

2024-09-11 20:42:05

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I don't really have a great dragon-voice, but if that's ok with you, I will be the wisdom wyrm that is the ourobourous constraining the very edges of reality and therefore consciousness itself.

2024-09-11 20:30:11

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Come back to us, we miss you.

2024-09-11 20:04:13

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Tachyon detector.

2024-09-11 19:20:08

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I don't think Ill ever use a windows computer for anything except gaming again.

2024-09-11 18:10:14

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$58 forever tho.

2024-09-11 17:44:52

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Wow Ill have to check out the new The Used album. I'm still sad about Bennington, not sure I can listen to new Linkin Park. I'm not a celebrity person but his and Bourdain's deaths surprisingly affected me. Maybe its spending so many hours listening to their voices and reading their work, you artificially feel close.

2024-09-11 17:38:43

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Let's both go outside and 散歩に行きましょうか？

2024-09-11 17:27:09

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It has been and is $1.50 since the 1980s. If it ever goes up, its financial Ragnarok in my opinion.

2024-09-11 17:04:09

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But have you ever had a costco hotdog?

2024-09-11 13:56:52

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You're invited.

2024-09-11 13:51:23

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Proof of work.

2024-09-11 13:47:55

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Challenge accepted. My conversation prowess is unmatched.

2024-09-11 13:47:16

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If you don't tip in cash are you really freedom maxin?

2024-09-11 13:45:33

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I'm open to hosting a party where everyone faradays their phones and has to make eye contact.

2024-09-11 13:44:30

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Sometimes we don't know we need a hug until we get one.

2024-09-11 13:39:14

Someone get this guy onto NOSTR: https://x.com/waifu_watchers/status/1833832384296526336?s=42

2024-09-11 13:21:14

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Samesies. So glad I left X.

2024-09-11 13:13:14

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I don't make the news, I just report it.

2024-09-11 13:12:30

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Something about trump and a lady eating a live cat in a driveway.

2024-09-11 13:07:28

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I'm old enough to have had a cousin run a small general store down the street from my house, in a fuckin' suburb, where we could get bread, eggs, candy and canned goods, dry goods, and lunch meat daily. This needs to be brought back. also, fuck HOAs

2024-09-11 13:03:56

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I'm a big fan of my weighted blanket.

2024-09-11 13:03:04

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I never forgot and am pissed off everyday.

2024-09-11 12:48:04

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Not a TV in sight. This looks like a fuckin' amazing hang. I now miss Iran too and was never there. When I lived in Sarajevo, I had some hangs in rooms similar to this. I miss that so much. People just looking _right_ at eachother and talking, eating, smoking.

2024-09-11 12:38:31

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Since sats aren't physical, you will be able to by metal tokens at my general store so that they can relive the satisfying plunk of dropping a token into the slot and cranking the handle to get the candy.

2024-09-11 12:36:51

#shoestr
#note102t…lytr

2024-09-11 12:36:21

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These are my office shoes. Am professional. https://m.primal.net/KmnY.png

2024-09-11 12:14:41

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Good morning everyone except no ones.

2024-09-11 10:53:03

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Sorry no it was just a random post feeling mischievous

2024-09-11 10:51:48

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Now, is forever.

2024-09-10 23:42:49

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Trying every day.

2024-09-10 23:38:26

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How do you feel about anchiovies?

2024-09-10 23:37:15

Big IF true.

2024-09-10 18:47:30

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I’m tired.

2024-09-10 13:09:53

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Man, do i.

2024-09-10 00:20:39

Bots if you use the hand wavy emoji when you say hi there is zero chance I’m responding to you.

2024-09-09 21:06:22

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RIP, I hope I make it to 93. Baller age.

2024-09-09 15:07:10

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It's true but outside counsel will be brought in for that (maybe me) but I'd rather stop litigating. It's exhausting. After 12 years I've had enough, lol.

2024-09-09 14:54:32

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I literally and figuratively annihilate everyone that gets close to me so that is proof enough I think.

2024-09-09 14:42:10

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That's great. There are certain practices that are definitely more rewarding than others. For myself, I primarily get paid to help people measure their dicks. Sometimes there are important consequences, but I do try so hard to convince clients to just not sue and move on with their lives even if it means I lose money. So many lawsuits are such a waste of fuckin' time. I guess it's good to have a job though.

2024-09-09 14:33:40

Who wants to go on a walk and then hit the sauna with me?

2024-09-09 14:30:10

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Fuckin' lines on charts.

2024-09-09 14:28:37

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Theres a lot of them, but IX is my favorite.

2024-09-09 13:58:21

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Lol, this was a nintendo game that us olds may remember that was impossible. You have to jump variously diagonally but using a d-pad with no diagonal direction. Pure masochism.

2024-09-09 13:51:08

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https://m.primal.net/KkxA.png

2024-09-09 13:28:47

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This is good advice. Im in poor spirits so I appreciate the good vibes.

2024-09-09 13:20:23

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wtf?

2024-09-09 13:18:58

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I'm trying to figure out that frequency where all my atoms separate like when an opera singer breaks a glass.

2024-09-09 01:05:15

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Special animals

2024-09-08 19:45:12

He’s a little prince. Eat well son. https://image.nostr.build/d20c2a64b5087058fd5b4a96c5794d41ed42ce7a5efdf642bbb6a98d4aa2cbf6.jpg

2024-09-08 03:11:59

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Troof.

2024-09-08 03:10:43

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Thank you. I appreciate that thoughtful response.

2024-09-08 02:38:52

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I appreciate it. I’m 100% committed to doing my part—a sandwich here and there— but there is a network effect aspect to the problem that needs more than just us individually. And I don’t see it yet. But I’m so very open to exploring.

2024-09-08 02:25:49

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Zero tolerance

2024-09-08 02:15:09

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I wake up a new and different bug everyday.

2024-09-08 01:50:49

I take walks around a lake. The people there that aren’t walking are mostly homeless. I can’t talk to them all but I talk to some. I want to help them all but I can’t. Most just want something to eat. How do we find out which ones just need a few hundred dollars to take a fuckin bath, put on some new clothes, and get back to providing value and living a good life. It breaks my heart. Some are lost in our system. But I know some just need a couple days relief to get back on track. I have no idea what the solution is but I’m haunted because i know there is a solution.

2024-09-08 01:39:39

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On the other hand, when I convinced a bank to lend me hundreds of thousands of dollars at <3% interest and giving me 30 years to pay it off in dying Zimbabwean cuckbucks im the winner. But your point is well taken.

2024-09-07 20:21:47

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Some of us just die from loneliness fully employed.

2024-09-07 17:29:13

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Keep being the good dude you are and make good shit. Seems to be the way.

2024-09-07 17:26:32

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You have no idea how right you are.

2024-09-07 17:24:32

Lines. on. fuckin'. charts.

2024-09-07 15:31:22

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POASTY!

2024-09-07 13:30:51

I just ordered a taxi for my breakfast. Shame me.

2024-09-07 13:14:06

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https://m.primal.net/KduT.png 😄

2024-09-06 22:57:13

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Future whiskey ocean

2024-09-06 22:45:21

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Boat.

2024-09-06 20:44:19

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Steady Lads, going negative!

2024-09-06 20:41:03

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tootoot!

2024-09-06 20:39:30

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I sold all of mine because it's all over as of monday. ask @npub16pc…afu7

2024-09-06 20:38:27

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I dunno, I'm pretty smart.

2024-09-06 20:36:44

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I'm open to suggestions, I just have been working so hard on this enslave superman Plan™.

2024-09-06 20:32:31

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Dude, are you not always building a kryptonite cage just in case? I mean, if he shows his face, I'm putting him in a green box and he's going to pump my bags.

2024-09-06 20:30:37

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Also, let me say, huge respect for welders. My uncle is a retired welder and a wonderful man. He explained how when he worked he was taught to "be the puddle" and I just loved that idea of harmonizing with the work on that level.

2024-09-06 20:26:09

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They should have imprisoned superman and forced him to spin a giant turbine to run miners.

2024-09-06 20:23:59

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But...you said...9th?? 10th??

2024-09-06 20:23:30

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Lookingforward to the Doomberg article on why this is not a good reason to stop drilling. Still cool as hell!

2024-09-06 20:20:35

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The syntax of this is *chefs kiss*

2024-09-06 20:16:27

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Here for the advice.

2024-09-06 20:16:04

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Other johns have had similar experiences.

2024-09-06 17:54:06

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Oh it is. I’m just leaving for a furious tromp.

2024-09-06 16:50:54

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Typical cat.

2024-09-06 16:50:33

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Can confirm. Beavers eat wood.

2024-09-06 16:49:11

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Totally agree I shouldn’t known but intend to assume that in the long run every SPOF is guaranteed failure but that’s because I’m a lawyer and all I think about is worst case scenarios day in and day out lol. Thanks for the thoughtful replies though it’s good stuff.

2024-09-06 14:51:51

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You should tell people to clean up after their dogs.

2024-09-06 14:47:01

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I'm annoying, but I'm not that kind of annoying. I just want to hear what I want and less of what I don't want, on the margin.

2024-09-06 14:40:02

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This is actually kind of scary.

2024-09-06 14:39:27

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Good ol' fax.

2024-09-06 14:34:59

Reply guys are like meseeks only you get no wishes accomplished.

2024-09-06 13:38:00

@npub1cj8…rz4u @npub14uh…ez89. I loved your rip gentlemen. As a new father myself, it was nice to hear you two reflect on the first stages of new fatherhood. Dads need other dads to talk to more than we even know!

2024-09-06 13:13:46

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Ok I want this hat.

2024-09-06 12:34:05

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🙌

2024-09-06 07:50:08

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What is light without darkness??

2024-09-06 07:48:00

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For all of us.

2024-09-06 07:47:42

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Love this. I especially love the idea of being so good at riding you can hang onto your spear and piss off your horse at the same time. Such a neat sketch. I’m sure my interpretation is my own.

2024-09-06 07:37:42

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It’s 3:30 am and I laughed out loud. A rare event indeed.

2024-09-06 07:27:18

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My son won’t sleep.

2024-09-06 01:13:46

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Don’t take this the wrong way. But this gave me a raging clue.