shebang

not here for the foreseeable future

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2026-09-06 10:34:16 UTC

If you live in the EU and are selling a 4:1 aspect ratio screen (1280x390 resolution for example) somewhere under 200 euros, PLEASE get in touch with me. I am getting the urge to make a metro announcement sign in my house again

2026-09-01 15:52:53 UTC

Hello fedizens, I am looking for a remote Linux sysadmin job in Europe for English, French and/or Portuguese speakers.
I've got Active Directory, Proxmox and Ansible experience, I hate Microsoft with a passion yet have experience with Windows/Office.
I have experience managing IT support desks, building an internal use Linux distribution and training employees.
FOSS environments preferred. Start around January 2027, flexible.
CV available upon request! #FediHire #getfedihired #freesoftware

2026-07-05 20:46:40 UTC

the future of shebang? idk man im just here im vibin

2025-04-21 13:24:46 UTC

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hi chimera linux i know you are a distribution and not the kernel but can you run me

2025-04-21 13:21:54 UTC

Okay, what next
RE: https://blahaj.zone/notes/9oy1cpu9ta6kkro0

2025-02-28 09:44:23 UTC

CEO salary: 6.9 million dollars
Marketing: 3k dollars and some cookies
Engineer salaries: 500 thousand dollars
Buying ad company: 5 million dollars
Can someone who is good at budgetting help me? My fucking browser is failing so hard I have got to sell user personal data

2025-01-27 21:05:14 UTC

hello i am new to the stock market is it good when the nvidia x account starts praying
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/902/347/075/543/742/original/20fbeeba1d664cd5.png

2025-01-27 08:42:35 UTC

- Licenses are second nature to us free software enthusiasts, so it's easy to forget that the average person only knows one or two licenses, like GPLv3 and Apache 2.0.
- and MIT, of course.
- of course.

2025-01-24 15:38:16 UTC

BalenaEtcher is so fucking silly because you're bringing the entirety of Google Chrome just to put an iso inside of a USB stick

2024-12-21 08:51:26 UTC

reposted with alt text
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/689/948/738/249/934/original/cfacf7b24cedb6f4.webp

2024-12-20 15:06:55 UTC

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okay but did you see this one though??? http://sdomi.pl/weblog/17-building-a-luggable-for-no-reason/

2024-12-19 18:00:55 UTC

https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/680/793/334/902/610/original/02985d967cc774b2.jpg

2024-11-06 09:41:35 UTC

Belgian political parties used to have this concept called "le cordon sanitaire", which was an informal agreement to refuse to platform far right parties by collaborating with them.
It even extended as far as some journalists and media outlets refusing to legitimise far right candidates by platforming them - so they'd never give them any speaking time, but they would acknowledge their existance
The entire world should bring that back

2024-10-20 09:10:44 UTC

We've had SNCF, we've had DB by https://social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc, now it's time for RATP telling you to leash your catgirl (with help from [@iro_miya](https://mk.absturztau.be/@iro_miya ))
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/338/947/726/733/326/original/4f908671f4a1d96f.png

2024-10-10 10:38:27 UTC

to whoever did the internet archive hack: all the hackers you probably look up to think you suck

2024-09-25 10:03:55 UTC

do you all think Aya will ever get sick of my antics
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/197/610/447/950/866/original/3d93a3a3a59a10da.png

2024-08-27 12:30:36 UTC

they've officially updated the shebang unit with a new feature
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/113/033/984/178/858/274/original/daa52dc778176883.mp4

2024-08-26 20:08:09 UTC

i went to the robotgirl manufacturing plant and asked about you. they're trying to recall you. you should run faster

2024-08-20 11:16:01 UTC

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For any questions related to #SERVFAIL please refer to the #SERVFAIL team

2024-08-20 11:07:39 UTC

DNSSEC implementation depends on LIGMA. feel free to ask what LIGMA means #SERVFAIL

2024-08-17 18:10:56 UTC

> you shouldn't smoke near gas stations, you could start an explosion
me: *smokes near a gas station*
the gas station: *doesn't explode*
the gas station: *doesn't explode*
the gas station: *doesn't explode*
the gas station: *doesn't explode*
[...]
yknow, i really hate rumors.

2024-08-16 08:29:30 UTC

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oh my god i have found a description of [@iro_miya](https://mk.absturztau.be/@iro_miya )'s ideal future partner

2024-08-15 11:40:00 UTC

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bwahahahahaha miyaaaa ive already been replying

2024-08-13 09:19:08 UTC

starting a webcomic called "the polycule wars"