keef

Software engineer by day, pretend musician (as Key 13) by night. Proud member of the anti-growth coalition. Possibly neurodivergent. He/him.

Faircamp web ring: https://faircamp.webr.ing/
Mirlo: https://mirlo.space/key13/releases

Keef in Colour: Keef in Colour (npub1njn…579p)
Keef in Greyscale: Keef in Greyscale (npub1kh9…7nm2)

keef (npub1akg…8c0s)">https://justmytoots.com/keef (npub1akg…8c0s)

Key 13: https://key13.uk
Faircamp: https://music.key13.uk
Bandcamp: https://key13.bandcamp.com/
Tech projects: https://evilgeniusrobot.uk

Public Key

npub1akgwgw7t7klvl93evmpvvlax9ye5pj8gctxcu7h8g7xfgnaulruq9d8c0s

NIP-05 Address

keefmarshall_at_mastodon.online@momostr.pink

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswmy8y809lt0k0jcukdskx07nzjv6qer5v9nvw0tn50ry5f77037qprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmntu2phhk

Publishing to

relay.momostr.pink

Author Public Key

npub1akgwgw7t7klvl93evmpvvlax9ye5pj8gctxcu7h8g7xfgnaulruq9d8c0s

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Last Notes

2026-05-25 08:15:04 UTC

So. I know #monDuck isn't a thing. I know #duckMonday isn't a thing. But we can make it happen!
I have taken a lot of photos of ducks and I'm fully prepared to use them.
Actually #mondayMallard may already be a thing, who knows?
#duck #mallard
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2026-05-23 11:22:51 UTC

Apparently it's #WorldTurtleDay.
We don't get turtles around here as a general rule but I did release a track about space turtles a little while ago..
It even has a video. With turtles, courtesy of a few lovely contributors on Pixabay.
https://video.key13.uk/sun-moon-stars/key-13-cosmochelonian/
#key13 #turtle #turtles

2026-04-08 08:21:22 UTC

The Four Seasons of Bonk Wave: Autumn Waves will be the biggest Bonk Knob Records release ever.
Containing 55 tracks from 45 artists, split over three discs, the releases start with disc 1 *this friday* 10th April, continuing on the 17th and the 24th.
Parties at https://party.bonkwave.org, currently scheduled for 20:00UTC each day but keep an eye open in case the timing changes.
Thanks to everyone who has made this possible!
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #FSoBW #FourSeasonsOfBonkWave

2026-01-23 08:30:16 UTC

There's a lot of #FediMusic live streams / launch parties coming up in the next few days so here's a quick list of what I know - all times UTC:
Tonight 18:00
#TIBtv Fresh Friday
https://tv.theindiebeat.fm
Tonight 20:00
@npub1vze…x6r5 DJ practice set
https://party.bonkwave.org
Monday 26th - 20:00
Key 13 EP release party
https://party.bonkwave.org
Wednesday 28th - 16:00
@npub1nuu…gjr3 Mustics Sound Bath
https://stream.gravitons.org
Thursday 29th - 19:30
@npub12h7…85xc EP release party
https://stream.mxtthxw.art/
#FediWave

2025-11-18 14:06:48 UTC

If your usual music streaming service is down at the moment due to Cloudflare controlling half the internet, it would be a great time to try something alternative.
Why not check out:
The Indie Beat Radio:
https://theindiebeat.fm/
The Faircamp web ring:
https://faircamp.webr.ing/directory.html
Everything Bonk Wave or Not Bonk Wave:
https://music.bonkwave.org/
.. and plenty more links over here:
https://nham.co.uk/category/community/distribution-platforms/
#music #independentMusic #tibr #BonkWave #NotBonkWave #nham #Faircamp #Cloudflare

2025-10-22 06:34:12 UTC

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if there's any demand for it, I could clone the Faircamp web ring and make one fairly easily I guess.

2025-09-25 20:10:45 UTC

Apparently it's #MusiciansDay which is nice.
You can find a lot of rather lovely indie musicians on the #Faircamp #Webring here: https://faircamp.webr.ing/directory.html - all self-hosted and free of vested corporate interests.
If you happen to notice https://music.key13.uk on your way around the ring, that one would be mine - all free to stream and download.

2025-08-01 16:46:14 UTC

For those keeping track, I'm now up to 1.3 million hits on my robot website in the last five days.
Those came from over 800,000 unique IP addresses. That's a staggering number.
If it keeps up at this rate it will hit over a million unique devices sometime tomorrow.
This is a giant #botnet, right? Like, one of the biggest out there?
I'm currently doing some mapping to ASNs, to see if there's patterns.
Previous reports (user-agents and country distributions):
https://evilgeniusrobot.uk/botnet-reports/

2025-07-31 16:38:22 UTC

In the last three days, my tiny honeytrap robot has had *760,000* hits , nearly all unique URL paths, from *510,000* unique IP addresses and a wide range of user-agents.
This doesn't appear to be malicious as far as I can tell - I think it's just crawling the site (which is effectively an infinite labyrinth) - although why anyone would use a #botnet for that is confusing to me.
The site is handling it, for now, but the hit rate is increasing each day.
Half a million devices.. yikes.

2025-07-12 17:50:30 UTC

I got a little bit annoyed at a bot hoovering up all the large zip files of lossless music from various websites I run. I may have slightly overreacted...
https://evilgeniusrobot.uk/posts/an-evil-genius-robot.html
Still it's finally a good use of that domain name I've had for a few years now!
#AlgorithmicSabotage #NoAI #ThinkBot

2025-07-01 07:18:49 UTC

Remember folks, #gravy is just the US spelling. The rest of the English speaking world spells it "grevy".

2025-06-14 09:04:30 UTC

Thank you @npub1nuu…gjr3 for introducing me to @npub1plh…yrv6 !
[Edit to reference the right Mel!]

2025-05-27 20:20:55 UTC

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Many thanks for the mammoth task of serialising all eighteen tracks on this album!
If anyone is still following along, there's still a few free download codes left here:
https://mastodon.online/@keefmarshall/114276490645811333
#PretentiousIncongruity #key13

2025-05-09 17:06:00 UTC

Many thanks to @npub10u0…x5et for having me on their podcast! I've never done anything like that before, hopefully I managed to not sound too much like an idiot!
If you want to hear me talking about stuff like the #Faircamp #Webring, #FairTradeMusicFriday, Image2Midi and of course #BonkWave and #NotBonkWave, you can find it hosted by the lovely @npub1htd…fq0v folks here:
https://nham.co.uk/2025/05/lorenzos-music-podcast-fedi-specials-6-keith-marshall/
There's a bit about about Key 13 too...

2025-04-16 17:12:15 UTC

Bonk Knob Records is very pleased to announce the release of "Not Bonk What I Call Wave: Remixes Vol 2"!
You can find it for streaming and download at all these fine places:
https://mirlo.space/bonk-knob-records/release/not-bonk
https://bonkwave.org/music/not-bonk-what-i-call-wave-remixes-vol2/
https://bonkknobrecords.bandcamp.com/album/not-bonk-what-i-call-wave-remixes-vol-2
https://bandwagon.fm/67fea099a706ef72dcec3978
Join us for the release party at 19:00 UTC / 20:00 BST / 21:00 CEST at https://party.bonkwave.org
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave

2025-04-03 22:54:25 UTC

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You want some codes? How about some Mirlo codes for a change:
Redeem here: https://mirlo.space/key13/release/pretentious-incongruity/redeem
d5082f09
41920691
8a1cc449
4a8780df
ac6ee95c
Or if you want Bandcamp yum codes, redeem here: https://key13.bandcamp.com/yum
cez8-vtbm
cr2y-gb46
plly-uhjy
8cpz-jvtr
6ul9-wxkm
[replaced used codes with new ones!]

2025-04-03 22:49:28 UTC

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Key 13: Pretentious Incongruity
Streaming and downloads:
https://mirlo.space/key13/release/pretentious-incongruity
https://music.key13.uk/pretentious-incongruity/
https://key13.bandcamp.com/album/pretentious-incongruity
Bandwagon to follow soon...

2025-04-03 22:45:50 UTC

Pretending to be a musician...
Pretending I know what I'm doing...
Everything mismatched and inconsistent...
**Pretentious Incongruity**
---
A Key 13 Retrospective featuring 18 tracks, newly remixed and remastered.
Stream/download now.
---
For more info:
http://blog.key13.uk/pretentious-incongruity-track-notes
http://blog.key13.uk/pretentious-incongruity-a-key-13-retrospective
See replies for download links and codes.

2025-03-02 13:29:19 UTC

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yeah I had a 512 in mine too. Challenge accepted, will have a try later!

2025-03-01 15:50:36 UTC

@npub1uhn…rerk What's the record for the Daily mode?
https://og.wordrush.eu/6.1.55058b.000c.00306a4a.EN5837096c.4b08bddf
#wordRush

2025-01-31 23:38:46 UTC

Feels like a real rollercoaster in the Fedi music world at the moment. So many new, exciting things on the horizon, but the two mainstays underpinning everything so far have both gone within a month of each other.
Let's hope the communities built up by those institutions will create a lasting legacy.
It's up to us now, to make sure that it doesn't all fall apart.

2025-01-26 12:16:32 UTC

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now you've sent me off down a rabbit hole .
Is soap itself clean by definition? Or just an agent used to make something else clean? I guess dirty soap is a thing, remembering grubby bars of soap in public loos before liquid soap dispensers were invented...

2025-01-19 19:44:23 UTC

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This was made possible by some great innovations.
First, @npub17gq…8hhz 's federated music service https://bandwagon.fm allowed us to upload the albums.
Then, an integration between #Bandwagon and #TheIndieBeat FM radio station meant the tracks could be shared directly to the station.
Finally, @npub1r7c…2mc5 created a new channel specifically for us, managed by me, and now curated by the #BonkWave contributors.
This type of collaboration feels like a big step into the future!

2025-01-19 19:29:50 UTC

In case you missed it - #TheIndieBeat FM has a new channel called "Not What I Call Radio Bonk Wave", managed and curated by bonkwave.org.
You can access it in either place:
https://theindiebeat.fm/not-what-i-call-radio-bonk-wave/
https://not.what.i.call.radio.bonkwave.org/
It's mostly playing tracks from the compilations at the moment, but we're expanding it so that any past contributor can submit their own tracks and vote on submissions - see this contributor-only thread on the board: https://bonkwave.org/board/index.php?topic=131.0
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave

2024-12-30 16:38:02 UTC

Errr.. I appear to have written a thing. About #BonkWave, no less. And #NotBonkWave by association.
https://blog.key13.uk/thats-not-bonk-wave
It's a personal perspective - please let me know if you think I misrepresented anything.
[edited to add: #BonkWaveLore ]

2024-12-04 00:30:30 UTC

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ah, I see. You may need to come up with a different name then otherwise there will be great confusion.

2024-12-04 00:06:12 UTC

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see [@announce](https://fedi.vision/@announce/ ) and https://fedivision.party/ .. and check that hashtag you posted with!

2024-12-04 00:01:23 UTC

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you know this already happens every year, right?

2024-11-27 22:08:01 UTC

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definite parallels to some conversations happening here as well

2024-11-22 20:29:06 UTC

Bonk Knob Records are pleased to announce the release of the final part of Not What I Call Bonk Wave - Volume 003 - Disc C - Deep Bonk!
You can now download it for free at these great places:
https://mirlo.space/bonk-knob-records/release/not-what-i-call-bonk-wave-volume-003-disc-c-deep-bonk
https://bonkwave.org/music/not-what-i-call-bonk-wave-volume-003-disc-c/
https://bonkknobrecords.bandcamp.com/album/not-what-i-call-bonk-wave-volume-003-disc-c-deep-bonk
If you're around, please join the launch party in 30 minutes at https://party.bonkwave.org/ !!
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #NWICBW3
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2024-11-21 23:08:37 UTC

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I had slightly misremembered it but still terrifying:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACgmukD6QeQ

2024-11-21 22:50:37 UTC

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at some point a very long time ago I owned a Muppets record that had a loop at the end of Fozzie bear trapped in the studio shouting "let me out!" on repeat ..

2024-11-08 14:31:16 UTC

Bonk Wave launch party tonight, 21:00 UTC!
I'm ready, are you?
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #nwicbw3 #vimto
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2024-11-04 20:24:50 UTC

Please join us this Friday, 8th November, for the release of Not What I Call Bonk Wave - Volume 003 - Disc B - Bonked and Unbonked!
Leave your expectations at the door, as this more contemplative disc covers quite different ground to the previous one.
There's a slight change in UTC time due to daylight savings, and also please note the change of venue!
More info: https://bonkwave.org/board/index.php?topic=101.0
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #NWICBW3
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2024-11-02 17:08:46 UTC

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Faircamp isn't quite a Bandcamp replacement, although the ring does help a bit with discovery. But there's a few other sites setting up as non profit cooperatives that are more like Bandcamp.. see for example @npub1ynz…en3h or jam.coop.

2024-11-02 15:22:44 UTC

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For inspiration, you can check out the (currently) 72 artists on the Faircamp Web Ring, nearly all of whom are here on the Fediverse in some form or other..
https://faircamp.webr.ing/directory.html
I guess all 72 of us must feel there's some benefit? :)

2024-10-19 20:46:05 UTC

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not being a renegade connoisseur myself, it's probably the 80s, or even the 70s, since I last had any, so I can't remember! But I think it's more artificial than that.

2024-10-19 15:26:26 UTC

I would like to address the rumours that #BonkWave is sponsored by Vimto. I can categorically deny that we've ever received any payment for product placement.
Vimto: the only drink of choice for renegade connoisseurs everywhere.
#NotBonkWave #nwicbw3

2024-10-19 10:11:42 UTC

Bonk Knob Records is pleased to announce the upcoming release of Not What I Call Bonk Wave: Volume 003.
The first of three parts - "Disc A: Into The Bonk" will launch on the 25th October, with a listening party on https://party.radiofreefedi.net/ at 20:00 UTC.
Containing 48 tracks from over 40+ artists and a fabulously varied array of musical styles, Volume 003 expands the Bonkiverse to Bonkfinity and Beyond!
For more details, see: https://bonkwave.org/board/index.php?topic=101.0
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #NWICBW3
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2024-09-26 17:27:24 UTC

Hello, it's #MusiciansDay 🌐 - I'm keef/Keith/Key 13 making pretentious music on virtual instruments in multiple genres.
Some random examples:
Prog-rock-ish, and entries for the last two #FediVision Song Contests: https://mirlo.space/key13/release/misaligned-aardvarks
Chillout electronica: https://mirlo.space/key13/release/sea-sky-clouds
A random sample of (free) singles:
https://music.key13.uk/sunbeams/
https://music.key13.uk/l-u-c-a/
https://music.key13.uk/children-of-broken-code/
Many demos, works in progress, experiments here: https://soundcloud.com/user-96081182
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2024-09-21 11:40:01 UTC

Not What I Call Bonk Wave Volume 003 - Bonked and Unbonked - submissions close in FOUR DAYS!
https://bonkwave.org/board/index.php?topic=63.0
#BonkWave #NotBonkWave #NWICBW3 #NWICBW
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2024-09-20 12:34:22 UTC

I've just bought a new cat flap. Which isn't very noteworthy, except that:
A. it's internet connected (more on this later when I get it working) and
B. half the writing on the box is in German, so I now know that "cat flap" in German is "Katzenklappe" which is a delightful word!

2024-08-10 13:03:00 UTC

Seems to be a day for visitors.. this is some kind of plume moth, not an expert on which one!
#mothstodon #insects #insectodon #moth
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2024-05-29 07:13:04 UTC

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some of them are cc licensed.. e.g I think maybe @npub1crj…kkuw's track is?

2024-05-29 07:05:02 UTC

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you can use mine but obviously it's down to individual artists for the rest..

2024-05-29 07:02:06 UTC

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Now up to twenty tracks, with over half this year's #fedivison top ten!
Anyone found any more?
Artists: have you put your Fedivision tracks (past or present) on SoundCloud? Let me know!

2024-05-28 18:53:32 UTC

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We're up to ten #Fedivision tracks in the playlist so far, and that includes four of this year's top six!
It's a darn good playlist so far, but there must be more out there.. anyone know any other Fedivision tracks, past or present, that live on SoundCloud?

2024-05-27 20:57:14 UTC

#Fedivision musicians - if you have a track from Fedivision (any year) that's on SoundCloud, let me know and I'll add it to this playlist here: https://soundcloud.com/user-96081182/sets/fedivision
.. I've just rediscovered @npub184n…h8cs 's wonderful track "The Cat" from last year and added that, along with a couple of others I found but it's looking quite sparse at the moment!

2024-05-27 15:23:01 UTC

"Yes dear that's very nice that you won your thing but we need to sort out this quote for a new shed..."
Back down to earth.. 🤣
#fedivision #fedivision2024

2024-05-26 20:17:03 UTC

"Misaligned Aardvarks" released!
Key 13's entry to the Fedivision Song Contest 2024 is now available to stream and download.
The B-side is a newly remixed version of "Primavera" - Key 13's cheesy butchering of a Vivaldi classic.
Exclusively on #mirlo is a new Anniversary Remaster of "Solarpunk Grazers", last year's contest entry.
https://mirlo.space/key13/release/misaligned-aardvarks
https://music.key13.uk/misaligned-aardvarks/
https://key13.bandcamp.com/album/misaligned-aardvarks
Free, but please donate - see next post.
#fedivision #fedivision2024 #key13 #aardvarks