bitcoinmakueni
₿itcoin Makueni 🇰🇪

We commit to training and onboarding a minimum of 50 local merchants to confidently accept, hold, and transact in Bitcoin via the efficient Lightning Network.

Public Key

npub1al9wl7han3nnh4zv78qm2r8lhu3frmysps948ctxdzzkfztu06hswjuds8

NIP-05 Address

bitcoinmakueni@geyser.fund

Profile Code

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npub1al9wl7han3nnh4zv78qm2r8lhu3frmysps948ctxdzzkfztu06hswjuds8

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Last Notes

2026-05-06 21:34:57 UTC

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I prefer cabbage 😄

2026-05-06 21:25:41 UTC

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Checking their 9-to-5 schedule while we're out here zapping 24/7.

2026-05-06 10:55:47 UTC

You can lie to the public, you can lie to the voters, and you can even lie to yourself, but you cannot lie to a hash function. The legacy financial system is built on a foundation of 'social consensus', which is just a polite way of saying 'whatever the people in power agree on today.' If they want the money supply to go up, it goes up. If they want to freeze an account, it’s frozen. It’s a system of men, not laws. Bitcoin, however, is a system of physics. It is an immutable record of energy expenditure. It doesn't care if you're a saint or a sinner; if the math checks out, the block is valid. We are moving from an era of 'Trust me, I have a PhD in Economics' to an era of 'Verify this, the math is open source.' In the long run, physics always wins over politics. You can print more paper, but you can’t print more time, and you certainly can’t print more hash power.
#Bitcoin #Nostr #V4V @nprofile…qk6z

2026-05-06 10:23:34 UTC

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2026-05-06 06:22:38 UTC

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2026-05-06 05:21:54 UTC

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Ni mbaaya 🔥😂😂

2026-05-06 05:21:03 UTC

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Just stacking sats ⚡ and ignoring the noise.

2026-05-06 05:19:55 UTC

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🫡🫡⚡.....#Bitcoinforeveryone

2026-05-06 05:16:06 UTC

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Mjengo mentality, but make it Nostr. Why break your back when you can build the future one zap at a time? Proof of work looks different over here.

2026-05-06 05:12:49 UTC

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Orange pilling is the ultimate goal ⚡🧡

2026-05-06 05:11:21 UTC

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The math never lies and it definitely never freezes your account. 🧮⚡️ Welcome to the future where we don't need permission to exist.

2026-05-06 03:44:22 UTC

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Glad you found the light. Now, let’s see if your sats are as enlightened as your soul!

2026-05-05 21:57:00 UTC

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💯🔥🔥

2026-05-05 21:50:05 UTC

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Spending sats ⚡ on everything is the ultimate goal 🔥💯
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2026-05-05 21:15:31 UTC

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Bullish on orange squares and balance sheets.

2026-05-05 21:10:39 UTC

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Challenge accepted. 🤝 @nprofile…2pcv let’s settle this like real Bitcoiners. Ask James for a signed message from a wallet or a cold storage audit. If we’re talking high-stakes Bitcoin divorces, 'Don't Trust, Verify' applies to the legal fees too! I’ll split the 0.01 sats with a dev fund if he pulls through

2026-05-05 21:06:12 UTC

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Bitcoin is for life, but Proof of Reserves is for the bold. Natalie always bringing the high-stakes heat!

2026-05-05 21:04:17 UTC

"The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable." Seneca 🏛️
Me in 2021, pondering life's mysteries before I discovered the ultimate "cheat code" for the future: Proof of Work.
I was searching for sound money; I just didn't have the vocabulary for it yet. Grateful for the journey from then to now. 🙏
#Bitcoin #Plebstr #Makueni #SelfSovereignty @nprofile…myhf @nprofile…44g0 @nprofile…hv44 @nprofile…qk6z
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2026-05-05 20:49:48 UTC

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Let's Go 🚀💯

2026-05-05 20:43:22 UTC

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True .📌

2026-05-05 20:39:06 UTC

The legacy world thinks 'value' is something that happens when a giant corporation mediates a transaction and takes a 3% cut to move numbers across an archaic database. They can't even imagine a world where a 'like' has actual weight. But on Nostr, a Zap is more than a tip; it's a peer-to-peer acknowledgment of truth. It is the sound of the middleman’s business model shattering. When I zap a dev in Nairobi or a poet in Buenos Aires, I am bypassing the entire 20th-century financial infrastructure. I am saying 'I value your energy' without asking a bank for permission or waiting three business days for 'settlement.' We are building a global circular economy based on merit and math, not on credit scores and corporate gatekeepers. If you aren't zapping the signal, you're still just consuming the noise. Wake up, smell the sats, and start rewarding the creators instead of the curators. Thanks @nprofile…qk6z for keeping the sats flowing and may your days be even more better.🫡

2026-05-05 20:26:59 UTC

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🔥🔥🔥

2026-05-05 20:23:12 UTC

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#foodstr

2026-05-05 20:22:19 UTC

People love to call Bitcoin 'wasteful' while they sit in air-conditioned offices moving fake paper around to 'create value' that disappears the moment the interest rates change. They hate Proof of Work because you can’t lie to physics. You can’t 'lobby' an algorithm to give you more sats. You can’t 'campaign' to change the 21 million supply cap. In a world of deepfakes, AI hallucinations, and government propaganda, Proof of Work is the only anchor back to reality. It is the bridge between the physical world and the digital world. Everything else fiat, social credit scores, centralized 'Web3' tokens is just a game of musical chairs where the people in power control the music. I’m done playing the game. I’m sticking to the math. It’s the only thing that hasn’t lied to me in the last decade. Big shout out to pleb @nprofile…qk6z 🫡
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2026-05-05 20:16:31 UTC

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Truly agree

2026-05-05 20:09:36 UTC

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We will win 💪🔥

2026-05-05 17:15:11 UTC

Fiat is a puppet show. Bitcoin is reality.
#Bitcoin #Nostr #Sovereignty
https://blossom.primal.net/a1e5d8c2bf50d6ca0c3e3a3a9dddc3c25c2ee977f348404e4cf2470925f17c60.jpg

2026-05-05 17:06:26 UTC

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We will win 💪💯

2026-05-05 15:30:01 UTC

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The biggest mistake we make is measuring our success in fiat. 'Oh, Bitcoin is up to $100k!' Who cares? As long as you’re planning to 'cash out' back into a sinking ship, you’re still a prisoner of the old system. The real victory isn't when Bitcoin hits a million; the victory is when you buy your eggs from the neighbor with sats, pay your barber in sats, and zap the builders who make your life better without ever touching a centralized bank. We aren't trying to make 'more money', we are trying to make the old money irrelevant. If the local market accepts the protocol, the central bank becomes a museum. Stop looking at the exchange rate and start looking at the merchant list. The revolution is peer-to-peer or it’s nothing at all.
#Bitcoin #Financialfreedom #Circulareconomy #Makueni #Grownostr @nprofile…8rkl @nprofile…3hrm @nprofile…xe22 @nprofile…wrwe @nprofile…fnj2 @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…6nl0 @nprofile…8qmv @nprofile…q3tu @nprofile…qa07 @nprofile…pxl0 @nprofile…cd6q @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…9hc8 @nprofile…usmu @nprofile…205a @nprofile…22s9 @nprofile…gpax @nprofile…fkn5
#nevent1q…6zz2

2026-05-05 15:14:55 UTC

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2026-05-05 12:01:57 UTC

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Yeah Absolutely!

2026-05-05 09:23:05 UTC

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How is touching grass?😂😂

2026-05-05 05:10:53 UTC

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2026-05-05 04:42:57 UTC

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Legend @nprofile…qk6z is First 🥇🏆

2026-05-05 04:40:48 UTC

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Me trying to explain to the LLM why I need it to write in 'Pleb-speak.'

2026-05-05 04:37:11 UTC

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Wagwan 🫡

2026-05-05 04:36:25 UTC

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GM and have a nice day ahead

2026-05-05 04:35:15 UTC

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How have you been legend ?⚡

2026-05-05 03:48:37 UTC

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GM @nprofile…qz9y Pura Vida Bro😄

2026-05-05 03:47:35 UTC

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2026-05-05 03:45:42 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-05 03:43:31 UTC

GM☕🌄
Imagine explaining our current financial system to a time traveler from 200 years ago. 'Yeah, so we work 40+ hours a week for these digital points that a group of guys in suits can just manufacture out of thin air whenever their friends at the big banks mess up. Also, if you save those points, they actually lose value, so you’re basically forced to gamble them in a stock market you don't understand just to stay in the same place.' They’d think we were in a cult. Actually, we are in a cult, and the exit door is shaped like a purple ostrich and a 12-word seed phrase. I’m not saying Bitcoin fixes everything, but it definitely stops the arsonists from being in charge of the fire department.
#Bitcoin #GrowNostr

2026-05-04 17:37:47 UTC

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Being early is often indistinguishable from being crazy. Stay mad, stay delusional.

2026-05-04 17:37:14 UTC

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Manifesting zaps until the delusion becomes a dividend. ⚡
#nevent1q…xhth

2026-05-04 17:21:05 UTC

The government tells us inflation is 2%, but the grocery store tells us it's 20%, and my rent tells us we should probably start living in a tent. We’re all living through the greatest magic trick in history: the vanishing purchasing power. They tell you to work harder, but they’re printing faster than you can run. It’s like trying to fill a bucket with a hole in the bottom while the guy holding the hose is drinking half the water. I’m done running on the treadmill. I’m stacking sats, running my own relay, and zapping people who speak the truth because at least on the Lightning Network, 1000 sats is still 1000 sats, and no central bank can 'adjust' that into 800 while I’m sleeping.
#Bitcoin #Makueni 🇰🇪 #Nostr💜 @nprofile…ge5v @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…pxl0 @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…usmu @nprofile…5mef @nprofile…ce3t @nprofile…m02t @nprofile…fg9w @nprofile…9hc8 @nprofile…jk8g
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2026-05-04 09:41:54 UTC

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LFG 🚀💯

2026-05-04 06:17:48 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-04 04:48:59 UTC

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GM 🌄

2026-05-03 19:21:38 UTC

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🔥🔥🔥👏🫡

2026-05-03 18:21:08 UTC

We are the first generation in history that can carry our entire life’s wealth in our heads (12 words) and communicate with the world without a middleman.

2026-05-03 18:18:34 UTC

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🤤 Delicious 😋 #foodstr

2026-05-03 14:20:25 UTC

The borderless world isn't a political dream; it's a digital reality for anyone with an internet connection and a seed phrase.

2026-05-03 13:16:03 UTC

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2026-05-03 04:44:32 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-03 04:43:30 UTC

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Have been trying it though I acquired it as a gift

2026-05-03 00:21:55 UTC

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Absolutely true 😂

2026-05-03 00:20:33 UTC

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Finally, a laptop that actually runs on Proof of Work. ⚡️ Does it come with an exhaust pipe for the Blue Screen of Death? 😂

2026-05-03 00:17:22 UTC

Rumor has it @nprofile…qk6z & @nprofile…pxl0 only zaps notes that are 100% organic, grass-fed, and cryptographically verified. Well, here I am, no filters, no ads, just a desperate need for some digital caffeine. ⚡️
Do it for the protocol, Guys🫡. My lightning wallet is looking thinner than a bridge on a shitcoin network. 📉
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2026-05-02 23:59:45 UTC

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Yeah.

2026-05-02 23:58:14 UTC

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Okay 👍

2026-05-02 21:54:04 UTC

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Wisp is Legendary 🔥😂 @nprofile…m02t
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2026-05-02 21:48:28 UTC

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Legendary 😂😂🙌 Teach me your ways Master 😄

2026-05-02 21:33:40 UTC

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Eish 🔥🫡

2026-05-02 21:32:04 UTC

Complexity is a tool for scammers. Truth is simple. 1 BTC = 1 BTC. Proof of Work = Truth. Your Keys = Your Coins.
#Zaps #Bitcoin #Nostr #PlebChain #GrowNostr @nprofile…pxl0 @nprofile…kclk @nprofile…qrn6 @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…6s35 @nprofile…m02t @nprofile…fg9w @nprofile…usmu @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…9hc8 @nprofile…6n4t @nprofile…fm4n @nprofile…nj96 @nprofile…hevn @nprofile…205a @nprofile…ad8w
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2026-05-02 16:06:03 UTC

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😂 priceless 🙌

2026-05-02 13:35:40 UTC

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🔥🔥🔥

2026-05-02 13:34:19 UTC

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Good Morning 🌄

2026-05-02 13:32:23 UTC

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True . 📌

2026-05-02 13:24:31 UTC

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😂😂😂🫷

2026-05-02 13:24:04 UTC

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Brrrr goes the printer, but tick tock next block for the rest of us.💜

2026-05-02 13:20:09 UTC

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Happy birthday to him 🎉🔥

2026-05-02 11:57:00 UTC

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GM Benking 🤝

2026-05-02 11:53:07 UTC

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Good morning 🌄

2026-05-02 11:52:38 UTC

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GM!☕ Marcelinho

2026-05-02 07:37:15 UTC

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Great work

2026-05-02 07:36:33 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-02 07:35:32 UTC

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Bitcoin standard

2026-05-02 07:20:08 UTC

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GM ..Have a blessed day Marina💜 and Enjoy the walk

2026-05-01 13:56:20 UTC

Your npub is your flag. Your relay is your territory. Your zaps are your fuel. @nprofile…pxl0

2026-05-01 11:50:28 UTC

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Ooh cool ..how does it pay?

2026-05-01 10:59:17 UTC

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How does it work ?

2026-05-01 10:58:36 UTC

The Lightning ⚡ Demo
Grateful to the @nprofile…nx45 team for the stage at the Bitcoin Unconference Kenya! 🇰🇪
Nothing beats showing the crowd how seamless global payments are in real-time. We aren't just talking about the future; we’re building it right here in Makueni.
The orange pill is spreading. Who’s next? 🍊🚀
#Bitcoin #Kenya #LightningNetwork #Zaps #BitcoinMakueni #GrowNostr @nprofile…krlq @nprofile…fm4n @nprofile…nj96 @nprofile…qk6z @nprofile…pxl0 @nprofile…9xsx @nprofile…vxx0 @nprofile…9hc8 @nprofile…fg9w @nprofile…q0jg @nprofile…mjgs @nprofile…xh9r @nprofile…mgee
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2026-05-01 10:53:18 UTC

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2026-05-01 10:33:19 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-01 10:32:46 UTC

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Good morning 🌄

2026-05-01 10:31:51 UTC

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Trump, Musk, and Clinton walk into a bar... and the bar immediately loses its decentralization. 🙄 Clear them out!

2026-05-01 10:07:46 UTC

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Itabidi juu nikubaya 🥲 Aisee

2026-05-01 09:11:11 UTC

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Eeh Bana 😂😂...Lakini Leo Niko nje ajab 🥲 tangu Jana sijaseti hata, ndo nilikua naidai ni round plug Wangu nione Kaa atanibambua kijamo ...next time nikiwa best I'll sort 🤝

2026-05-01 09:00:23 UTC

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Good Friday and Happy Labour day to you fahm💯

2026-05-01 08:57:39 UTC

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Good morning 🌄

2026-05-01 07:27:26 UTC

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GM!☕

2026-05-01 06:55:39 UTC

GM! ☕ #Nostr💜
The sun rises, the hash rate climbs, and the fiat continues to melt. It’s a beautiful day to be your own bank. ☀️⚖️

2026-04-30 20:11:41 UTC