Glen Malley

Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian
“smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”

Pronouns: he/him
Location: Tokyo, Japan

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2026-05-02 06:43:50 UTC

I'm taking the long way back home via the walking path and it's definitely worth it.
#Japan #Tokyo #nature #spring
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2026-04-23 14:03:30 UTC

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My only real exposure to Alex Ward is from the Candela Obscura episodes he was in, so I didn't really think much of him at the start of C4 but he is really growing on me over time.
#CriticalRole

2026-04-23 13:27:19 UTC

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In this house we stan Aabria Iyengar and we will brook no discontent.

2026-04-23 13:23:54 UTC

Drinking wine and catching up on #CriticalRole campaign 4 episode 18

2026-02-18 02:09:16 UTC

#shitpost #ai #ResourceWar #capitalism
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2026-02-10 23:42:58 UTC

"There is no universe in which I will prioritize 'Upload ID' over 'Delete Account'"

2025-12-02 00:47:09 UTC

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It's fine, he knows what he is doing.

2025-12-02 00:42:13 UTC

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so what I'm hearing is you touch fuzzy brightly colored wildlife (generally a warning sign) without doing proper research beforehand.

2025-12-02 00:39:09 UTC

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toxicity. from physical touch.
poisonous = from eating
venomous = from being eaten
toxic = from exposure

2025-12-02 00:33:50 UTC

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Google tells me there are some moths here which retain toxicity as well.

2025-12-02 00:31:58 UTC

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Probably because some are toxic as caterpillars and thus guilt by association.

2025-09-13 01:20:07 UTC

"We went from 'DEMOCRATS DID THIS WE ARE AT WAR TRANS IDEOLOGY DEATH TO DEMOCRATS' to 'Let us pray for the misunderstood white child who just didn't know better' REALLY fucking fast, huh?"

2025-09-09 14:13:33 UTC

So help me, I laughed
#shitpost #meme #distractedBoyfriend
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2025-08-12 13:43:02 UTC

#shitpost #meme #phone #camera
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2025-07-19 08:58:25 UTC

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Jesus fuck no

2025-07-04 17:17:49 UTC

Alright, this took way longer to make than I am willing to admit. But the fact it didn't exist bugged me.
#shitpost #meme #EatTheRich #NoBillionaires #NoKings
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2025-06-12 02:10:02 UTC

'Tis the season....but I cannot participate.
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2025-06-02 00:03:03 UTC

A poor wardrobe decision this morning has left me hot and sweaty and gross in today's humidity.

2025-04-27 04:53:57 UTC

More or less how it's going
#shitpost #meme #comic #Canada #election #TradeWar
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2025-02-17 00:22:56 UTC

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Um, are you on the BangBus?

2025-01-31 01:38:51 UTC

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Yeah but where are you always going?

2025-01-24 13:10:50 UTC

I love Michelle Yeoh as much as the next guy, but absolutely nobody wanted a Section 31 movie.
The entire concept of section 31 is anti-Star Trek, in my personal opinion, and shows that the people running the franchise don't understand it at all.
"If the existence of your utopia depends on a bunch of secret, no-consequences war crimes, then it’s simply not a utopia. It’s Omelas."
#shitpost #StarTrek #tv

2025-01-22 01:25:08 UTC

Remember, climate change is totally not a real thing
#shitpost #StolenFromReddit #ClimateChange #weather
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2024-12-22 12:42:35 UTC

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That's a weird-looking boat.

2024-11-06 00:28:40 UTC

Regardless of the outcome, a large number of people are openly choosing fascism today. It's probably a really good idea to remember who they are and act accordingly.

2024-10-29 08:00:49 UTC

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You don't see a lot of RVs here, I noticed. I could see an argument against due to narrow streets, but that doesn't seem to stop all the buses, so must be another reason.

2024-10-29 07:56:48 UTC

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I've always maintained that my zombie apocalypse plan starts with commandeering one of those damn things.

2024-10-29 07:52:02 UTC

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Looks about as rickety and poorly-sealed as any other Japanese home, so that tracks.

2024-10-29 07:46:42 UTC

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It's my understanding that houseboats are a nightmare to maintain. That said, I always thought it'd be neat to just take one of those riverboat restaurants and turn it into an airbnb.

2024-10-26 15:48:47 UTC

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Weird looking boat, man.

2024-10-20 13:28:48 UTC

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If your timeline is to be believed, you're on boats like 90% of the time.

2024-10-16 02:09:46 UTC

Hrm, feels like my timeline isn't moving. Either that or somehow everyone is being really quiet today.

2024-09-02 09:39:00 UTC

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there's succinct and then there's conversation stoppers.

2024-09-02 09:25:04 UTC

Okay, gonna have to drop the only person to actually message me so far because five words is not a valid response to a paragraph. I'm not carrying the whole damn conversation.

2024-08-13 10:35:08 UTC

On my way home now and this white dude just jogged by in the shortest short shorts and sneakers. Nothing else. Hairy torso just gleaming with sweat. He's gonna give some people heart attacks. Which one of you running reprobates was it?

2024-08-12 09:35:19 UTC

Anyone have a good company they use for getting rid of garbage? I've got a small CRT TV I need to get rid of and doing the "contact the maker" rigamarole is not my idea of fun.

2024-08-07 02:29:58 UTC

This is probably the most accurate #BG3 meme I've seen so far.
#gaming #BaldursGate3 #shitpost
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2024-08-07 00:49:45 UTC

Tried that watermelon frapp from McD's the other day and it was quite good, actually.

2023-01-20 00:23:40 UTC

You know, I never did do an #introduction toot. Lemme just churn out something #loweffort here.
I'm a #Canadian who lives in #Tokyo #Japan and I've been here for awhile. I work in #programming a mix of front and back-end #code for a mid-tier internet conglomerate.
I mostly toot about #food / #cooking and #gaming and I also tend to boost #photography and #art that I like, focusing on #animals and #flowers generally. Also a fan of #CriticalRole and #DnD
I am #antisocial and a bit of a #hermit