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Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:

https://tech.lgbt/@CaptMikeYates

I'm Dizzy, a disabled disaster bisexual. Married classic rock & metal cat boy. Neurospicy collared switch. Undiagnosed #ADHD. Says "motherfucker" far too much. Often sleepy.

Tech engineer in need of various new body parts.

Favourite font: Calibri. Fuck Times New Roman up the ass.

#TortieCat parent :progresspride_flag: :heart_progress:

🚫 Conservatives & TERFs

Woke rebel scum with a bad attitude & a big mofo of a cricket bat.

Into
60s/70s cult telly shows
Classic horror films
#retro tech & video games
#Tortiecats

Auto delete set.

CWs: illness, medical trauma & kink.

Fuck off Meta, Zuckerberg, Musk, X, Dorsey, Bluesky.

Don't drink AI Kool-Aid or believe #techbro bullshit.

I don't always have answers or words, a like from me can mean "I hear you, you are valid".

#ChildFree by choice

See DNI list.

Compliments offered are genuinely meant.

Follows subject to vibe check. No content, no follow.

#UlceredSphinterOfArserica #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBot #NoScraping #NoAI #NoBridge #ACAB

Banner Pic: Pierce Brosnan & Joe Don Baker in Goldeneye
Pronouns: He/Him/Kitty
Profile pic: A drawing of a British Blue cat wearing a crushed velvet jacket holding a violet wand comb shaped attachment in his paw
I like my ☕: Like my Sabbath
I see a 🌈: Rising
All I hear is: BURN
DNI: Techbros, TERFs, Conservatives, Nazis, Accountants, MBAs, AI peddlers and other bullshit merchants
Punch: Font Fascists, Nazis, Republicans

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captmikeyates_at_tech.lgbt@momostr.pink

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2026-05-10 12:44:43 UTC

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Whenever Vixie took me to a Mexican restaurant in Florida she would always rave about Jarritos. The lime one is very nice.

2026-05-04 16:45:56 UTC

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Please, do not get me started on accountants. I get serious Dreyfus twitch when dealing with them now. As for CEOs, there's a reason why they need smart PAs to act as stupidity filters. But sometimes, the CEO gets to stuff first.

2026-05-04 16:22:54 UTC

RE: https://mastodon.social/@hrbrmstr/116516180518792080
Who the fsck opens .scr files these days?
#note1tgj…alrn

2026-04-30 21:18:34 UTC

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Somewhere here I have this piece from the DW pinball machine - possibly where the dot matrix display was to go. And this bumper sticker.
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/495/723/460/978/563/original/a039ea799a4cf91e.png
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/495/730/596/982/233/original/0dc192045915fd2d.png

2026-04-30 19:47:03 UTC

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As the Daleks would say...
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/495/372/993/719/576/original/512757241f99d35a.mp4

2026-04-23 15:23:55 UTC

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The U.K. versions of San Pellegrino drinks are awful and riddled with synthetics. Glad you’ve got better versions there.

2026-02-02 12:51:23 UTC

I shouldn't go anywhere near Lego stores either...
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/001/073/052/298/381/original/217bb8a5b7a0f1e3.jpeg
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/001/073/061/342/772/original/b487e1bddbed544f.jpeg
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/001/073/066/642/017/original/b64a140543d71625.jpeg
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/116/001/073/066/716/672/original/11e3d9fc599b22ff.jpeg

2026-01-20 17:26:22 UTC

Happy Birthday Tom Baker! Enjoy this interview from BBC Radio London's breakfast show in 2003 with Danny Baker (no relative).
Then go and find the audio book version of his autobiography, "Who On Earth Is Tom Baker?".
https://archive.org/details/doctor-who-tom-baker-interview-bbc-radio-october-2003
#TomBaker #DoctorWho #DannyBaker

2026-01-19 12:43:35 UTC

Look what Vixie bought for me. Cos I sing this while at work. All together now… “Bob The Builder…”
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/115/921/810/093/249/216/original/b66489190cb4796e.jpeg

2025-11-05 18:58:28 UTC

Hey @npub1dq2…m52u, you've got a Nazi problem on your instance. I've reported the scum, please ban him and turn off open registration?

2025-06-10 17:50:06 UTC

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What a fantastic glow-up! 💜 💜

2024-10-13 17:02:29 UTC

Hashtagged and CWd
https://appdot.net/@joshuafoust/113300585024218246
#SpaceX #ElonMuskIsAPrick

2024-10-10 16:11:00 UTC

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Screw you. If I’m 100% there then you should be completed. That you’re still there says you’re not. Stop lying to me you piece of trash.
#Microsoft #Windows #Windows11Sucks
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/283/990/839/625/268/original/265e27e4195ebb42.jpeg

2024-10-10 16:04:24 UTC

Oh bugger, not again. I wonder what they’re going to foul up this time?
#Microsoft #Windows #Windows11Sucks
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/283/964/882/432/432/original/4938e10447b5b9c7.jpeg

2024-09-21 15:32:45 UTC

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Vixie tested positive on 17th. Today's test turned up positive quicker than previous ones, so she's still very infectious.
I'm still on the sofa bed.

2024-09-20 16:42:20 UTC

Last boost: That gives me an excuse to post this clip from Meteor, where Brian Keith is amazing as Russian scientist Dr Dubov.
#Meteor #Dodgers #BrianKeith
https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/113/170/866/080/619/712/original/0006f7c0899ebe15.mp4

2024-09-09 10:24:44 UTC

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Love seeing the LHR crew and engineers standing outside and looking at the Beluga 🙂

2024-09-09 10:04:20 UTC

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What an absolute beast!

2024-08-02 19:57:38 UTC

Last event in Day 1 of the Decathlon, the 400m. Those who remember Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the #ZXSpectrum will know that and the 10,000m were the detroyers of many a joystick.