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Claude Dispatch came out just in time for my 5 day vacation while I’m running benchmarks for a big project of mine
time to see if it is better than having to RDP or SSH in to my machine from a laptop or phone
https://x.com/nickspisak_/status/2034276518948401375?s=46

2026-03-17 14:09:48 UTC

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There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

2026-03-16 00:32:19 UTC

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1 sat per vnote

2026-03-15 18:12:41 UTC

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We’re pissing off the CIA with this one

2026-03-15 04:03:46 UTC

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To cure gay:
1) eat spicy food.
Whenever you want to be gay 2) sneeze through your nose

2026-03-15 03:46:25 UTC

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Not bad! Even with normal Wahl clippers cleaning up the edges/neck isn’t perfect

2026-03-14 03:44:32 UTC

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Free money

2026-03-11 01:11:55 UTC

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Zeus

2026-03-10 22:59:20 UTC

If we have to have laws can we at least outlaw biological computers please?

2026-03-10 00:41:42 UTC

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I’m stacking $TRUMP exclusively. Bigly.
One thing that he has already bombed, so it’s safe for now

2026-03-10 00:37:45 UTC

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Close but it’s actually beachside Miami real estate in cyberspace, but I can see how you’d be confused

2026-03-09 22:41:31 UTC

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a company stacking the scarcest asset known to man
Coinbase IOUs

2026-03-08 19:19:57 UTC

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A net positive savings rate, the higher the sooner you’ll escape
If someone tells you otherwise you’re speculating

2026-03-07 18:33:39 UTC

anyone else feel like they've been listening to flock of seagulls all week?
Iran so far away

2026-03-07 05:16:35 UTC

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It’s normal to mess up. It’s not normal to keep trying.
Also, self improvement is quite hard when you just focus on yourself. Focus on others and what they deserve from you, then it will be easier and more strongly motivated

2026-03-07 05:13:33 UTC

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Oh weird. Do you think you’d at least vary the style of profile picture? Or are they trying to create a veritable red army?

2026-03-07 05:09:57 UTC

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When heating oil treasury companies ?

2026-03-07 05:09:00 UTC

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Not really - I suspect client issue.
but we’re it true, it wouldn’t need to make sense. Just another case of viral conformism

2026-03-07 05:06:22 UTC

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It’s the new Ukrainian flag / black square

2026-03-07 02:26:49 UTC

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The self IS cringe.
It’s what makes us human

2026-03-06 15:00:14 UTC

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This is matches the 4 year cycle with an R^2 of 1.03
Genius

2026-03-05 18:14:41 UTC

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I hope you get to see it 😂

2026-03-05 17:47:36 UTC

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I am the one who balances (with the retardation)

2026-03-05 02:31:03 UTC

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Yes. Unfortunately this cheaper option is arcane and weirdly organized & I'm more afraid of taxman footguns than before. there is no winning

2026-03-05 01:37:30 UTC

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TaxAct is looking like at least half the price. hopefully i can just copy/paste all the info in 20 minutes

2026-03-05 01:36:16 UTC

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its a partnership
womp womp

2026-03-05 01:30:15 UTC

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Looks like it just does normal self-employment, not LLCs.
Looks pretty legit, though, will probably use on my personal return or at least fill it out and see if it differs in the return it can get me

2026-03-05 01:21:39 UTC

to have turbotax file the taxes for my super simple LLC that made sub 10k last year
- $500+
any cheaper options/suggestions guys? just need LLC partnership + state filing

2026-03-05 01:16:32 UTC

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Gameable, but point taken
They’re about as fake as nostr likes, but with the added difficulty of having an email

2026-03-05 00:07:04 UTC

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GitHub stars are fake and gay

2026-03-02 03:17:27 UTC

Idk why anyone buys a CD instead of a Tbill
Was an old school arbitrage, but now everyone can open money market account account or buy a fractional bill/bond in 5 min.

2026-03-01 00:15:44 UTC

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Two cousins in the military got told to prepare for deployment. No other info though.

2026-02-28 22:31:15 UTC

Family group texts looking like people are getting deployed

2026-02-28 01:27:35 UTC

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Never let them know your next truther topic

2026-02-28 01:19:39 UTC

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Can I not live in a timeline where we have super fentanyl?
Does the LLM simulation we live in exhausted all creativity?
#nevent1q…g7ca

2026-02-27 14:46:00 UTC

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We got to take care of the good dudes in our lives

2026-02-26 19:42:48 UTC

Where is the betting market for if @nprofile…vpu2 mentions “Eternal September” on @npub10ut…xdlq

2026-02-26 01:47:01 UTC

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For real? Haha my father in law loves his and has been using his for 20+ years
Never done it myself but always thought they were hilarious

2026-02-26 00:48:48 UTC

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https://www.flowbee.com/
https://blossom.primal.net/9229fc146279a0328c2dd26f0f9b615a4aea233d98a096a13e728b8eced4ea7b.gif

2026-02-26 00:17:03 UTC

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Now that’s an npub I haven’t seen in a long, long time
#nevent1q…97cj

2026-02-25 02:25:27 UTC

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Also wishing him and his family are well. Jobs are just jobs, and we’ll go wherever he does

2026-02-25 01:28:02 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/44ba3c81ff9fc859e70a0e850d63f463770da55fd62bf38179529b4043f7f8e2.jpg

2026-02-24 06:22:17 UTC

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No but he’ll tell others to while on NBC

2026-02-23 20:09:08 UTC

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Line of credit on special version 256?
https://blossom.primal.net/2e959232776caf8cf7132229d6e298506c1c1b896f76ca4cce43894b6bfb3ff2.jpg

2026-02-22 05:55:36 UTC

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You never forget your first

2026-02-20 18:43:56 UTC

@nprofile…cd8v I can't unsee the XRP dogwhistle hat from @nprofile…raye
We, the faithful, understand your hidden message and will be rip-tard ourselves as commanded
https://blossom.primal.net/19866114592fdc78b5dd7f827c27d20f677825f9c73ddbef85fd5843e8174752.png

2026-02-20 16:46:30 UTC

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110 won’t stop inscriptions though, right? It’s just about op return? Genuine question

2026-02-19 21:59:02 UTC

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👀

2026-02-19 02:24:41 UTC

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A lot of high desert scrub

2026-02-17 22:43:32 UTC

DOJ has completely withheld all the Epstein documents immediately before, during, and after 9/11
https://blossom.primal.net/20b31571add629d0897c01d2bac87a46a026df7c4bc12d44547111baff152c7d.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3661c4efcf9a9b040e9ff2e0db32886e1366e294fb7a55e7acc9f0dd33ddea8f.jpg

2026-02-16 00:58:30 UTC

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Good for him, he’s secured the bag. Not at all unexpected

2026-02-15 18:38:04 UTC

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To be fair I don’t want to be lumped in with France’s Olympics as the world

2026-02-15 18:35:16 UTC

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I do web/backend development for some freelance clients, and I charge hourly with breakdowns of why it took the charged time. I find they find it a reasonable explanation of why I charged $2-3k or an equivalent large sum
I also prefer that to quoting per project since it is rare for me to be given all the info at the onset for a fair quote or for the task not to change over the development course. Also, sometimes certain things I thought easy weren’t or vice versa.
But it is nice to have the choice between the two as I do for my self employed side gigs. I’d definitely take per project pricing at my day job since those are easier to forecast and I could pour lots of time into maxing out my own productivity as I’m incentivized

2026-02-15 02:32:51 UTC

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Probably the best thing that could’ve happened to it publicity-wise

2026-02-14 19:45:39 UTC

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https://i.imgflip.com/ak5nbt.jpg

2026-02-14 19:40:54 UTC

Sun is up. Dow is up. Pedos are up.

2026-02-14 07:20:28 UTC

Just had my bank account hacked, contact info changed, and attempted spend from a credit card.
It’s all fixed, but I’m tired boss

2026-02-14 06:02:50 UTC

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Always has been

2026-02-13 23:08:21 UTC

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Only people do not even believe in the soul espouse such ideas

2026-02-13 06:46:48 UTC

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ADS ON CHATGPT IS “OUR LAST RESORT” - ALTMAN
https://youtube.com/shorts/KJzGvhF_6RI
#nevent1q…0dje

2026-02-13 06:45:17 UTC

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I still like it better than X in a few key ways, but yes it is mostly notes transmitted over vibes as opposed to relays.
It’s better than a semester project - what 99% of open source dies as, but not mature or really going anywhere currently

2026-02-13 06:41:48 UTC

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There was literally an Altman clip the other day about how he feels like AI and ads are a morally dubious combination
Then to turn and do this first is hilarious

2026-02-13 06:40:15 UTC

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I don’t always doom, but when I do its only ever to slay my demons
https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/17/19/Vse6R1.jpg

2026-02-13 06:38:04 UTC

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My base case
50-70% chance I’d say

2026-02-13 06:33:58 UTC

lol ads on ChatGPT now
https://blossom.primal.net/f1994ee5f2d74bae959c72545cfa3249e8e992569d0c769400450da3ab79e65d.jpg

2026-02-12 06:49:06 UTC

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Big if true

2026-02-11 23:22:17 UTC

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Likely funded by the late Jeff Epstein

2026-02-11 06:16:41 UTC

Trust no man
Use working theories
Assume malice and incompetence
Start from first principles
Read and listen
Question motivations
Study the incentives

2026-02-11 03:35:38 UTC

Taking suggestions for girl names
Need them by May

2026-02-10 23:23:12 UTC

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Seeing the note available on Primal now, but not earlier

2026-02-10 23:18:27 UTC

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> Tipping has an ugly past.
**points gun at you**
> Now do it

2026-02-10 20:01:45 UTC

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self-hate and selfishness are siblings

2026-02-10 17:46:00 UTC

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The reverse psychology method is undefeated, trust me

2026-02-10 17:42:03 UTC

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would have been an easy butt brief $1B mkcap a year ago

2026-02-10 04:26:18 UTC

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Just finished the Sun Eater series. Will need another sci-fi fix

2026-02-09 22:07:19 UTC

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Wonder if any such applications would ever hit consumers. I imagine for any useful size, you’d need miles of fiber, but maybe they can compress that pretty small or find a way for a few megabytes to be useful

2026-02-09 21:58:32 UTC

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Bottlenecked by the speed of light, coming soon
#nevent1q…fues

2026-02-09 21:56:51 UTC

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Calling it government money triggers them

2026-02-09 21:51:20 UTC

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Running knots with a 0.1 sat/vbyte fee filter.
I have no people

2026-02-08 21:19:08 UTC

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3M still in play