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"I don't know" means "I want beer", otherwise they would have said "no" because if any one of them doesn't drink then the collective answer must be "no"

2025-09-27 10:15:20 UTC

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There are a bunch of these statues all over the world, but this one is located in Lugano, Switzerland.

2025-09-26 18:15:51 UTC

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Get the fuck out
#nevent1q…krsk

2025-09-26 16:33:48 UTC

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> no evidence of it
Brother do you think the Rage just lies? They have proof otherwise would be slander.

2025-09-22 15:04:18 UTC

> opens bitchat
> pays the first invoice he sees
https://uploads.dailydot.com/2023/11/GigaChad.jpg

2025-09-22 05:26:22 UTC

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Love to see the glowie filtering

2025-09-21 15:52:46 UTC

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I've experimented with it: my idea was to bridge different bluetooth meshes with a WFD link between two devices in different meshes.
Unfortunately it seems like even if you manage to connect phones over WFD (currently doing it manually in the system settings, because from the app it doesn't work for some reason) then aggressive firewall policy prevents any TCP stream -- at least between my grapheneOS devices.
I'd love some help on this, especially if someone with stock android devices wants to test this: https://github.com/lollerfirst/bitchat-android/tree/wfd-go-accept-only
(enable verbose logging in the debug settings + use the "#wifi" button to open the system settings and MANUALLY create a wfd connection)

2025-09-21 09:22:43 UTC

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The constant in this is: escape from normies

2025-09-20 12:46:49 UTC

Pink pony club 🎵 🎵
https://blossom.primal.net/2767f715ec55cc09ef606ad582e1b1705950be07f2861bcc06185ac637140fc9.png

2025-09-19 23:00:27 UTC

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AI. People want AI to think for them, translate in real time and see augmented reality where everything is explained for them

2025-09-19 11:16:02 UTC

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Is this another "let's shit on gen z" thread?

2025-09-18 19:05:07 UTC

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A movie?

2025-09-18 16:20:24 UTC

Permission-less flex: sending bitcoin in the mesh.
Featuring: CDK-Kotlin bindings (@nprofile…nsng, @nprofile…d9xw)
(NOT AVAILABLE, JUST MY CUSTOM BUILD)
https://blossom.primal.net/e1302c3888fddf315d45eafa7dba640a4aaafda84b20e8895f61ab3b3f711631.mp4

2025-09-18 08:47:22 UTC

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brother ew
#nevent1q…373a

2025-09-18 08:45:58 UTC

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🤢 🤮 🤮 🤮

2025-09-17 17:17:16 UTC

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Remind you Italy was -of course- in favor of Chat Control.

2025-09-17 14:15:02 UTC

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Normalize spray-painting street cameras
#nevent1q…wmxa

2025-09-17 14:13:01 UTC

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https://www.autoblog.it/post/safedrive-attenzione-al-nuovo-autovelox-intelligente

2025-09-17 14:12:41 UTC

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They're calling it SafeDrive. I don't really care what statesmen say: this is what's happening.
https://www.autoblog.it/post/safedrive-attenzione-al-nuovo-autovelox-intelligente
https://sodi.com/autovelox/autovelox-safedrive/

2025-09-17 09:48:43 UTC

Italy is currently in the process of implementing an AI mass surveillance apparatus that spanning every road in the country. The new system is much more invasive than simple tag recognition: it tries to scan your face directly with the goal of "determining if you're at the phone while driving".
That's a really clever excuse. Bravi 👏.

2025-09-15 19:38:25 UTC

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video-to-ASCII

2025-09-14 00:08:24 UTC

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This is pathetic. I know he's not gay but even if he was then so what?

2025-09-12 20:17:19 UTC

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#tu, #qq, #gc, #sv #sr and many others

2025-09-12 11:53:04 UTC

It feels like violence is escalating, and reason is losing.

2025-09-11 17:59:56 UTC

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lol!

2025-09-10 10:26:54 UTC

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So much for a psyop ahah

2025-09-10 09:08:26 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1ce731468b59a2cae11263901f4c1f13bf3ece4d3e9f6781787838f4c167209e.jpg

2025-09-08 09:12:35 UTC

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Good morning bitchat

2025-09-07 08:31:15 UTC

Sunday read: gossip algorithms.
https://dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/43921.43922

2025-09-04 21:20:18 UTC

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damn. can I ask what's so bad about it?

2025-09-04 17:20:18 UTC

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The city really grows on you once you've been there a few times. I also had the same impression first time I visited.

2025-09-04 16:35:03 UTC

I guess all knotsies have core dumped.
Yes I want a medal for this pun

2025-09-04 11:04:14 UTC

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bro I love you but you're wrong on this one.

2025-09-04 11:01:38 UTC

GM guys. Stay positive, stay off of twitter :)

2025-09-04 08:53:37 UTC

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2025-09-02 22:09:28 UTC

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Or jack

2025-09-02 22:09:10 UTC

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It's android. I coded it so it's only my custom build. If you want it released harass calle

2025-09-02 22:00:09 UTC

Hi Toronto.
https://blossom.primal.net/10c8fe5af0fba2704cb98d9ff9c86117f849c555d03797289dc2b299f0791863.mp4

2025-09-02 15:59:49 UTC

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It's not better than opus, but it reflects more on what to do and asks more questions if the instructions are unclear (instead of producing slop). Also cheaper than sonnet 4

2025-09-02 15:58:20 UTC

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Yes I agree

2025-09-02 15:41:57 UTC

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Oi!
#nevent1q…aewd

2025-09-02 09:42:53 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmStNF35o1w

2025-09-01 22:23:05 UTC

Chorus LN node is not working can anybody solicit the people responsible for it?

2025-09-01 10:10:38 UTC

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It starts with one thing

2025-08-31 17:22:45 UTC

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Mock location baby

2025-08-31 17:21:49 UTC

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I knew somebody was gonna say that. But no :)

2025-08-31 14:52:42 UTC

I don"t have to *know* the geohash anymore. I just select my teleport location on the map.
https://blossom.primal.net/c5fac6e6c816d56d1ebee23714aed50698ea0c1c34768cd87ffb32d6cc620010.mp4

2025-08-31 11:15:12 UTC

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Amazing ahahah
#nevent1q…m34f

2025-08-31 09:32:49 UTC

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They are not odds. It's just how free are people to do what they want

2025-08-31 08:56:57 UTC

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Yes, right on sign up.

2025-08-31 08:39:13 UTC

GM. we live in hell.
https://blossom.primal.net/e67ade16f6a1a2ea82a881aa53080d733439cbe3a48197fe9352da2af859f172.png

2025-08-30 17:40:51 UTC

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Consensus seems to be 13 bits

2025-08-30 15:57:28 UTC

Do not comply to the semicolon spammer

2025-08-30 14:13:59 UTC

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what could help with passive spamming is if relays only provide the notes requested with a specific geohash tag. That way it's unfeasible for the spammer to passively listen to all channels.

2025-08-30 13:46:23 UTC

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Not for the semicolon spammer unfortunately: he spams responses (passively), so he's quite economical.
Solution to that would be convincing relays to only give out the notes for the requested geohash tags. So the spammer would have to request
them all or spam every channel actively.

2025-08-30 01:33:00 UTC

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You got a license for that software bruv?
#nevent1q…xxvn

2025-08-29 21:18:20 UTC

Yoo
https://blossom.primal.net/b50f644f34224898747a0761b870ae5a1608820f7ca5c6a58677271c5df14916.jpg

2025-08-29 14:18:48 UTC

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> you can do it already if you want
not with sophisticated circuit handling like you want to do.

2025-08-29 13:40:44 UTC

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I beg to differ: bitchat with orbot. If the user cares/wants Tor they'll install orbot and bitchat will work with it.

2025-08-28 22:46:56 UTC

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Cozy af come join us :)
#nevent1q…arsc

2025-08-28 22:27:16 UTC

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Yes it says 140 but it's actually 280 I promise ahah

2025-08-28 22:25:47 UTC

Running a build of bitchat-android with capped messages:
- alla messages longer than 280 are automatically dropped
- you can see the live char counter right beside my input box.
https://blossom.primal.net/f95b29ed003c4c560e0248a8ba5c8db54dcd020e0bf74555d6d59d18212e8251.png

2025-08-28 22:23:06 UTC

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CDK recently merged some changes I made so people can migrate from nutshell to it. I will also publish a script I've created that handles the migration (sqlite, no auth DB) for you.
#nevent1q…4peg

2025-08-27 17:12:18 UTC

DO NOT SCREENSHOT YOUR GEOHASH.

2025-08-27 17:10:43 UTC

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Hi bro I can swing by if you want
https://blossom.primal.net/61e2fd84c46c87a5887903417b0430df8fc2a07c787fe494d77e23d32fdc5fc8.png

2025-08-27 17:08:26 UTC

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For real this time

2025-08-27 13:48:31 UTC

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No they should both be connecting to the same relays.

2025-08-27 13:21:28 UTC

bitchatx is amazing

2025-08-26 19:10:23 UTC

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Might actually be useful

2025-08-26 19:03:15 UTC

Of all the relays on god's green earth (that accept kind 20000 events) about half of them are behind cloudflare™ reverse proxies. So there is no non-hacker way to determine their real location.

2025-08-25 18:21:25 UTC

@nprofile…m8gl is so radiant IRL that you cannot stare for too long or you risk retinal damage.

2025-08-25 17:54:35 UTC

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It tries to query and write kind 2ke events

2025-08-25 17:05:29 UTC

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No
#nevent1q…vh0p

2025-08-25 11:58:15 UTC

20.94346, -61.92221
got'em ;)

2025-08-25 11:44:39 UTC

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riley wong 🤙🏻

2025-08-25 10:26:45 UTC

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don't use CEX

2025-08-25 09:54:46 UTC

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lmao didn't know saylor had a sense of humour

2025-08-25 09:42:41 UTC

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Amazing how you can have an idea in a café at 11 in the morning and 2 days later it's already implemented.
#nevent1q…vu74

2025-08-25 09:30:21 UTC

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I have created a python crawler that uses kind 10002 and kind 3 to crawl a lot of relays with a breadth first search.

2025-08-25 09:29:00 UTC

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It already uses NIP-65 (relay lists)

2025-08-25 09:26:10 UTC

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For now, we just ping ipinfo. But the goal is to use an opensource DB of IP range -> location like this one https://github.com/sapics/ip-location-db

2025-08-25 07:39:12 UTC

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Bitchat will be doing this in a few hours. Connect to single or a handful of relays, but also automatically decide on which relay to connect based on location.