HelenYrmom
Helen Yrmom

I just gave you an opening for a proper flirtation and you brought YODL into it. Oh well I guess he wins this round.
https://blossom.primal.net/28ff62a26d43b8ec5dc590f634ce00cd49ec1130223d01ae018f848d3ba933fb.jpg

2026-07-06 02:58:53 UTC

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Sports has you all riled up and acting based. I like it. 🤣

2026-07-04 18:28:33 UTC

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I’m going to be so intolerable today. 🤣

2026-07-04 01:48:20 UTC

One area I’m not that humble in: I BBQ the best tri tip. It’s not even close. I would put sats up to a challenge.
https://blossom.primal.net/181b0779132c0ed5012e18dfdb0779bfcc87533a97147ed7b0df018b9ed7fcda.jpg

2026-07-03 22:25:55 UTC

Reading at the reflection pond. Not AI
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2026-07-03 03:24:59 UTC

GN Nostr
Some of you see a woman building or sharing and assume she must be performing. I understand that it’s easier to call something fake or impose false motives that simply do not exist than to sit with whatever is making you uncomfortable. Keep watching. It’s just consistency, and it’s available to you too.
https://blossom.primal.net/6c3cf03c1156a9557698291472d0c6f37c0e9e25d4ac0e6a59e4a60703e9ae09.jpg

2026-07-02 14:55:56 UTC

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Um yes. Don’t shoot the messenger:
The Biology of Seeing Purple
Purple is not a true spectral color (like the colors of the rainbow); it is an invention of the human brain when the eye simultaneously detects wavelengths of red and blue light.
The most common types of color blindness involve a deficiency in the red or green cones in the eye. When a person with red-green color blindness looks at purple, their eyes struggle to pick up the red component, causing the purple to just look blue or gray.
If someone has a mild form of color blindness (anomalous trichromacy), their cones still work but are shifted in sensitivity. They require a stronger stimulus to register certain colors. In real life, under bright, continuous lighting, the red wavelengths bouncing off a purple object might be just intense enough to cross their specific threshold, allowing their brain to say, "That's purple."

2026-07-02 14:52:34 UTC

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I don’t experience that, I asked my AI and it suggested you might have a mild form of color blindness.

2026-07-02 14:17:03 UTC

How cute is this purple excavator? 😆
https://blossom.primal.net/55f251a58ec3386f06c0177acaf3bdc34dcb958062bfe09cedc7847add7417e1.jpg

2026-07-02 13:44:28 UTC

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6-month check in:
I am sober and I now understand why I numbed myself with cannabis. I have so many FEELINGS. I feel everything and it’s a bit destabilizing, but I needed to face it. I’ve been cleaning house rapidly and growing leaps and bounds.
I have expanded my business and wow I’ve been working on some amazing projects that challenge me in ways that I’m incredibly grateful for. I plan even more expansion.
As far as aging in reverse, well that’s a myth but I’ve been less careless about it and look forward to aging gracefully.
#nevent1q…q4qa

2026-07-02 00:14:47 UTC

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Motherfucker! I even cropped the feet to avoid your brand of troll.

2026-07-01 13:17:32 UTC

GM Nostr
I once posted a photo in a tank top and subsequently had to read aggressions toward me about being a whore etc…
I know who I am and I could not give a single fuck what anyone online has to say about it.
I sun nude in measured amounts because it’s good for my body to get that D.
https://blossom.primal.net/3fc1ac88116bfd9c66099d152ed9a4c863f3ab6e9757763b288c181c0e28f8ba.jpg

2026-06-30 03:58:15 UTC

GN Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/7ba57ac8d7886b856f7c80fc32720dbd30cb46f41eafcad009fadd7d3cad6591.jpg

2026-06-27 03:16:26 UTC

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Always bringing feet into it! Can you please put down your fetish for one moment? Geez.

2026-06-27 02:46:16 UTC

What do you think these ducks are talking about?
https://blossom.primal.net/773e9737a3083ae37374ea544e97b68b974c4514c647a21fe87cba80b94b8468.jpg

2026-06-27 02:42:49 UTC

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@npub162z…tdhy

2026-06-27 01:25:18 UTC

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My first thought was that you were a weird bot that’s how I clocked you earlier this time.

2026-06-27 00:06:25 UTC

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Another rebrand floppy?

2026-06-26 12:59:50 UTC

I gave you my favorite quote last night and I have a little more to say on Gustave Flaubert.
When the French government put him on trial for obscenity over Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert revolutionized art by permanently decoupling it from moralism. Art does not exist to deliver a sermon, and it does not need to justify itself with forced morality.
Artists can and should observe and depict societal stagnation, vice, human mediocrity, vanity, greed, self-destruction, and yes nudity with objective truth and should not be accused of promoting it. It is an observation of the human condition. The viewer is responsible for navigating it using their own ethical framework.
#freespeech #artist
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2026-06-24 19:15:31 UTC

The narcissists in my family are shameless but usually easy to avoid.
Phone call from Aunt
Me: Hey!
Her: You’re an interior designer right?
(Not even a hello how are you. 🤭)
Me: Sort of
(She does not ask one single question.)
Her: Launches into a demanding task list expecting me to source and arrange her living room furniture, plus a lot of other nonsense.
Me interrupting: I’m on a job site, I’m sorry I don’t have time to help you. *click
I’m not answering another call from her I thought it might be an emergency because she never reaches out.
She needs an interior decorator. Not that she would have paid me if I helped her but still, I have zero interest in this work.
I’ve designed custom furniture pieces before, I don’t rule anything out but generally my view is that it should be useful, natural (as possible) materials, and aesthetically pleasing pretty simple.
https://youtu.be/I6UJH1xHxBU?is=LhHapI5Bcf2V6mpl

2026-06-23 17:52:38 UTC

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Good to know. Some relays don’t honor nip 9 requests.

2026-06-23 17:49:17 UTC

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You must be viewing only from Primal because it’s still up on Wisp. 🤣

2026-06-23 17:34:50 UTC

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There are outliers here like breast cancer survivors etc. but for sheer vanity I’ve seen this go south many times. I’ve had no cosmetic enhancements but I still don’t feel that makes me superior in any way. To each their own. Personal preference.

2026-06-23 17:30:08 UTC

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Hard agree.

2026-06-23 12:06:40 UTC

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I was on one during my sunset run, everything was true but I also didn’t want to see it after I vented. 🤣

2026-06-23 12:02:14 UTC

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The one where I searched the term “Bitcoin freedom money” on Primal and only saw bullshit and involuntarily had to see porn. Yeah I didn’t want to see it on my feed. I do that sometimes.

2026-06-23 11:23:23 UTC

GM Nostr
I’m going to impregnate you with my ideas. Some of them will surely be bad. Can you handle that?
It’s not that heavy. I mostly like beautiful things and having fun.
But also interesting work, delicious food, writing, photographing, and to create art, and to listen to music and occasionally dance, and to laugh. And to LOVE and to fuck and to LIVE FREE and I think all of those things are compatible with God and family. There are many more things but I don’t want to overwhelm your precious heads. You have to be able to hold many ideas at once to get it, but you also don’t have to get it.
https://youtu.be/RCVe8rM-qw0?is=5F_tnQcslJWhfxXV

2026-06-21 04:08:44 UTC

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It’s tricky.

2026-06-21 03:04:28 UTC

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@npub162z…tdhy

2026-06-20 15:56:59 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/5fc52eb0adfe0c31970da54454278d790c53b4f96f44f8c182f099640a59f06f.jpg

2026-06-20 15:35:36 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/efbd59dfcd7dfc338fba4b63df1d809242c89c9a6094aea06977a8ebdd99a0db.jpg
#nevent1q…wm3e

2026-06-19 14:12:17 UTC

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Back at this property for a fireplace on a new build. I’ll post the results. I would say that’s going to keep me too busy to check in but I just can’t quit you Nostr. 💜
#nevent1q…mccq

2026-06-19 12:58:41 UTC

GM ☀️☕️
https://blossom.primal.net/8eddc043ec82b10be4369f3b9cc4838b512c7b0eb5cfb6718e01f6dde0b9d4fc.jpg

2026-06-19 06:05:47 UTC

GN Nostr. It’s been a long, highly personal day, and it’s left me reflecting on the things that anchor me. I don’t usually talk theology here, but my faith is my foundation. Jesus commanded us to be baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. I’m grateful mine happened long ago. Rest well.

2026-06-18 20:55:12 UTC

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Whatever you’d like to share about the experience. I’m going to share mine.

2026-06-18 20:04:22 UTC

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@nprofile…s9td are you willing to share your experience?

2026-06-18 19:56:34 UTC

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Option 2 ⬆️

2026-06-18 19:23:54 UTC

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You don’t have to answer it for me it sounds similar to Bufo Alvarius.

2026-06-18 19:15:44 UTC

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Alright then it counts. 🤣

2026-06-18 19:13:23 UTC

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What was your experience?

2026-06-18 18:30:02 UTC

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I like saying hey shawty get yo nut when I see him. Makes it more fun for me.

2026-06-18 18:26:21 UTC

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Alvin has been renamed to Shawty.
He still comes everyday.
https://blossom.primal.net/e6495c29ffa91fc53ee6c4394e9758d7a6b1ae13073c0da4ab592d38b0e11220.jpg

2026-06-18 18:23:23 UTC

I’m attracting bigger rodents.
https://blossom.primal.net/e429e6e78951937e9b8b1a8d5978ecaa97af8ebedd931c722f451b03c1494173.jpg

2026-06-18 00:08:39 UTC

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Did ancient Persians partake in psychedelics?
#nevent1q…e7yz

2026-06-17 22:19:57 UTC

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You really should have taken that truce.
https://blossom.primal.net/cd9a4e96bfb02e84327b7232570cfdfb410f44bbbe1a519a35570e072af21752.jpg

2026-06-17 22:08:17 UTC

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I mean, if she was real I’d be tempted to tell her he’s been offering to pay a man for his foot pic.
https://blossom.primal.net/360d40ed085fda9b032a73fa18d1af748ed1eb60c5132c71d507e196d6f636f7.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/b7144b275f123fb7502bcbba4002db15ce4e2247d7854081f2b9e040592c63ba.jpg

2026-06-17 21:58:26 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/09aa10355b5afc53aed1bd7aad5700293954c65e4f9eeab489b11dbaf43897a8.jpg

2026-06-17 21:44:55 UTC

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Wouldn’t you like to know. 🤣

2026-06-17 21:43:45 UTC

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That’s okay, portraying you have a wife when she’s your robot companion tends to make one a little paranoid.

2026-06-17 21:31:51 UTC

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Listen I do have big hands and feet but I’m tall!
He’s just sore from the foot roast, I’m sorry YODL but you walked right into that one. You make it too easy. Truce?

2026-06-17 21:12:24 UTC

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With friends like these, how can any space be dead? 😘

2026-06-16 21:09:38 UTC

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I see, so you’re higher on the spectrum.
https://blossom.primal.net/9540c45c8cc329138fe97a808db2644790f65e48245ae4b9dfcb21d788433652.jpg

2026-06-16 20:55:19 UTC

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It’s okay YODL, this is a safe space. Do you want to talk about it? Did this start in childhood?

2026-06-16 20:50:12 UTC

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Found the foot fetish freak.

2026-06-16 20:37:16 UTC

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Still figuring out what Nostr wants from me. 🤣

2026-06-16 20:30:54 UTC

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I was expecting bigger zaps for such a reveal. 😆

2026-06-16 20:26:57 UTC

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I don’t know how seriously anyone should be taking this chart, look how they spelled Egyptian. 🤣

2026-06-16 20:24:54 UTC

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I’ve seen your toes. They are very good toes. 🔥

2026-06-16 18:32:27 UTC

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Fuck it. Now everyone knows I have Greek toes.
https://blossom.primal.net/07fdeb66dbbfcc19c6885defc66cfc07116cc1aab2b3e17eaa4a7a17a5b7b20c.jpg

2026-06-16 18:25:30 UTC

Stay hydrated Nostr 💦
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2026-06-16 03:05:47 UTC

GN Nostr
I almost skipped sunset trail run. That would have been a mistake!
☀️💜🫶🏻
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2026-06-16 02:21:46 UTC

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Riveting! 😆

2026-06-16 01:16:29 UTC

For those following along the fountain project, concrete was poured and now we wait the full 28 days for the concrete to reach its optimal compressive strength before building it up which is the correct protocol for a water bearing structure.
https://blossom.primal.net/fc01efac0999f7910113c542749679069000f60786199ecbc70a710eadcdcbb2.jpg

2026-06-15 21:30:41 UTC

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Aliens are tricksters.

2026-06-15 20:38:01 UTC

Shawty is busy today. 👀 I’m trying to focus on work but he is too cute to ignore.
https://blossom.primal.net/efae55a0c7b9c1552ec95aa1e8b8465c4857f38c597adfbfd75e23fe83f5a3b8.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ed9b1e432434b9576fafcc0cfd57f2b03f3c22bfa3655b33d6080eb7b5cd55cf.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9674cfb139d04403ee5fc1aa0d4c39297cd46439656703fd730b05cc68384b6a.jpg

2026-06-15 15:59:51 UTC

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West Coast, USA

2026-06-14 21:41:57 UTC

What a perfect day. Pound sand Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/9a97d57bdc3ff36bd3a5976cc6f687b2877dd71e7656899d7f0b6c11aebfd098.jpg

2026-06-14 15:41:46 UTC

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Agree but so is federal prison and 300k fines.

2026-06-14 15:30:06 UTC

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This is all I’m going to say on this subject.

2026-06-14 15:26:58 UTC

I am sick to my stomach right now but I would be remiss if I didn’t warn my fellow American plebs and I WISH someone smarter than me would have given me a heads up.
PSA regarding zaps to Iranian accounts, look up ITSR sanctions and OFAC.
“they probably won’t come after me” is a different sentence than “this is legal.”
Over and all the way OUT my fellow absolute fucking retards.
Come to Nostr they said. I didn’t realize I needed protection from my own retardation. This should have been obvious to me.
https://blossom.primal.net/4a023ffc219d80212ecac27642a0024d321f70b143d64972d7fa2835d67ae94a.jpg

2026-06-14 02:59:16 UTC

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😆 I saw you post the pyramid at Chichén Itzá which I’ve been to many times but cannot place this one.

2026-06-14 02:53:25 UTC

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Yucatán peninsula

2026-06-13 23:00:55 UTC

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I would say no. I was primarily a writer and would usually attend shows with a photographer but this particular years SXSW was rapid fire and I traveled around with a Canon Rebel (dropped it like 8 times and still have it, it works😆).
A secret show with Justin Timberlake and another one with Wu Tang come to mind as maybe better but I would need to find my external hard drive from over a decade ago stashed somewhere in my garage to be sure.

2026-06-13 22:32:03 UTC

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Gibson Les Paul Custom

2026-06-13 20:38:31 UTC

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Even a rose draws blood.

2026-06-13 20:18:35 UTC

Jesse Hughes of the Eagles of Death Metal photographed by me SXSW 2013. I was a music writer for a newspaper. These are not the glory days, I was high off cannabis and drinking. Mistakes were made that will not be repeated.
https://blossom.primal.net/79c8221b47443585d44aa2cad43352fa5d8816887c4946dd23abbf591fc8f1de.jpg

2026-06-13 19:23:47 UTC

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Beautiful! Looking forward to seeing what we can create. 💜🤩

2026-06-13 03:30:51 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/d8d3bc48a347bf0217a855a7fe8ed3ef96c48d6cb10ff9ea0ca9ed3b65e87cef.mov

2026-06-12 04:25:03 UTC

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I’m doing all kinds of things you’d never anticipate. Muahahahaha.

2026-06-12 04:16:24 UTC

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Oh good, Brie’s not dead.

2026-06-12 03:47:35 UTC

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Your dogs are cool with the Fox?

2026-06-12 01:14:34 UTC

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Incredible photography. @npub1ddt…3c7k
#nevent1q…r8l8

2026-06-12 00:44:17 UTC

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Do you have a basement?

2026-06-11 23:58:40 UTC

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It seems they are east coast frogs only spanning as far as Texas. I lived in Texas for almost a decade but only saw the green or brown ones.

2026-06-11 23:52:24 UTC

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Awwww! I’ve never seen a white and gray toad.

2026-06-11 23:27:39 UTC

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So cute! I want to try to touch him but then I remember it’s a rodent.

2026-06-11 22:57:10 UTC

He’s here everyday, I guess I have a chipmunk now.
https://blossom.primal.net/d19590a32a670235c7fe2f794d34b99cfae5826d3f0296a35827682f3992bb37.jpg

2026-06-11 15:23:51 UTC

GM
Flaming June, 1895
Artist: Frederic Lord Leighton
https://blossom.primal.net/df21f86153f7e2ac9c59fd3b345d8e2223f493d5eac239e63fe79060d9d31474.jpg

2026-06-11 01:25:35 UTC

Nostr only. Bitch.
#nevent1q…k6qc

2026-06-10 19:10:08 UTC

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Life is magical at times. 2 weeks ago for fun I say I have to build a spa now.
The architect I met with on the pond/fountain job that I’m still working on (and he hasn’t seen the final results!) brings me plans today for a giant fancy spa project and wants to bring me on board for several of the builds.
I don’t take this lightly, do good work stay ready. ✨
https://blossom.primal.net/d7f7f39822c0502cfa1ddcf2d34d028f2f3733fced9e80dc121ad6c6c55fa149.jpg
#nevent1q…5qpp

2026-06-10 16:07:52 UTC

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I’ll accept that beauty amplifies beauty the moment you concede that hers amplify the mostest in the floral realm.🤺

2026-06-10 15:54:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/62b4aa874c979e4599a0f4659c7b157061125d8244e0c0d2a076c4cd8bd14ad9.jpg

2026-06-10 15:49:08 UTC

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Who among us grows prettier flowers than Neve Farms? Literally no one, fight me on this.
#nevent1q…3dww

2026-06-10 15:45:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c53c618a9cbc9397ec429d5f3bc043620c7c6dffe00536df27c9b633bd6a2832.jpg

2026-06-09 17:55:25 UTC

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Milkweed is a good host plant, I’m sure you’re aware.

2026-06-09 17:52:32 UTC

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I just built this a month ago for birds. I didn’t anticipate attracting chipmunks but I’m not mad. I make sure I empty and clean it before dark so as not to attract rats and raccoons. It’s driftwood I picked up off the beach and my son turned the wood plate on his lathe. 🫂

2026-06-09 15:55:33 UTC

GM
It appears I have a new friend, he’s been at the feeder for 2 days now. Young chipmunk. 🥹 I’ll call him Alvin, named by @nprofile…8rh0
https://blossom.primal.net/0299707fc2f2113d204367ef0e3aaa797b922466c3b7df3ed5bcd48dd701a8d8.jpg

2026-06-09 15:40:30 UTC

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I briskly walk a lot and jog until my heart rate is high enough and will switch back. I go to the gym minimally for weights, I honestly do not like it I’d rather be outside.
Anywho, remember I said I’ve never built a pond. When I saw this building I realized it was almost exactly the right color and it can be molded into shape easier than concrete and DUH Helen pools are done in plaster. I almost had this whole thing done in concrete and then treated for waterproofing when we can just do it in pool plaster. Life tends to give you breadcrumbs when you need them.

2026-06-09 15:24:57 UTC

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The string is to make sure everything is straight and level. The form was an example of the shape for visualization and it is also used as a guide for the guys.
There is currently a block wall being build around it (the form is meant to be the bottom of the “pond”, and then it will be removed before the concrete is poured.
I had an aha moment the other day during my morning jog when I saw this building. That cool shape is built out with plaster. 💡
So instead of pouring the whole thing in concrete, it’s now being built in block, the bottom will be poured in concrete, and then the shape will be built out in plaster. I didn’t use an engineer this time, I did meet with the architect who was also enthusiastic about the design and green lit everything so off we go.
https://blossom.primal.net/222c67c4f6c6bf198d2c76f9d7a8b33b4bae3cbb773f21dad4ce319bc1887266.jpg