HelenYrmom
Helen Yrmom

Designer/Builder of things beautiful and anti fragile. Artist. Bitcoiner.

Public Key

npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7

NIP-05 Address

helenyrmom@primal.net

Profile Code

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relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub1u53hqga9czffu7hqu5fg6sdgyycnssqwcygdh6wc52f83u3t0sfstpnzt7

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Last Notes

2026-09-18 15:30:31 UTC

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GM brave one.

2026-09-17 00:02:21 UTC

There’s always something new blooming on the trail. #bloomstr
https://blossom.primal.net/b5ed4116df0746fe8500eab490d745c1447efc74158e2221c41fcc37635f5347.jpg

2026-09-16 23:10:35 UTC

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You should probably stop this now. Fair warning.
#nevent1q…uacl

2026-09-16 22:18:57 UTC

What’s the difference between me and @nprofile…uq47 + @nprofile…mjzq?
I can admit I’m attracted to men.
#nevent1q…zreg

2026-09-16 18:50:39 UTC

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I think it’s unwise to assume you know how someone thinks. Especially if your subset of information is online posting but yes I’ve felt this way too.

2026-09-16 18:42:19 UTC

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You trying to police how I talk to m’troll? Ironic given a cursory glance at your timeline taught me you seem to want to portray you’re against people self policing themselves due to tyranny…. Practice what you preach why don’t ya?

2026-09-16 16:22:07 UTC

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That’s okay most people can’t read nor actively listen, and comprehension seems impossible for the gen pop.

2026-09-16 15:26:01 UTC

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If you can’t debauch, you can watch. 🤣

2026-09-16 15:22:35 UTC

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You’ve never seen Party Girl? Girl…

2026-09-16 15:18:39 UTC

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Also she didn’t say bag, pussy. People are so PC and demanding on a freedom protocol LOL.

2026-09-16 15:08:48 UTC

Mood
https://blossom.primal.net/c6226d0af9cfdd112f15332edebf034e611b1fe379f828038b424e38ebaf03b2.mp4

2026-09-14 16:52:48 UTC

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You’re going to turn into a super hero. You already were.

2026-09-14 16:51:28 UTC

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🫂

2026-09-14 16:48:55 UTC

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Wait what?

2026-09-14 16:46:39 UTC

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I admire your confidence.

2026-09-14 12:36:02 UTC

GM
I’m thinking about a passage I read in Ecclesiastes 1:4
"A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever."
If the earth remains forever where would heaven be?

2026-09-14 03:57:25 UTC

You know who was really cool?
Saint Hildegard of Bingen. She was a German Benedictine mystic, composer, philosopher, and medical writer who stands out as one of the most prolific and influential polymaths of the High Middle Ages. (1098 to 1179)
She experienced spiritual visions from a young age, which later formed the foundation of her extensive theological and creative works.
Unlike many female mystics of her era, her visions were officially recognized by Pope Eugenius III in 1147, granting her immense religious and political authority.
She was granted the rare privilege of traveling throughout Germany to preach publicly to both clergy and laity, fiercely criticizing corruption within the Church.
She was really into holistic healing. She authored Physica (focused on the scientific properties of plants, elements, and animals) and Causae et Curae (exploring human physiology and disease).
She viewed the human body as a microcosm of the broader physical universe.
She meticulously documented the practical uses of plants, elements, trees, precious stones, fish, birds, animals, reptiles, and metals.
She provided the first known recorded mention of using hops in brewing beer, specifically noting its utility as a preservative that prevents the beverage from spoiling.
She advised boiling water from certain sources before drinking it or using it in medical treatments to prevent infection, an advanced and uncommon practice for the 12th century.
Unlike male contemporaries, she wrote openly, extensively, and sympathetically about menstruation, gynecology, fertility, and the physical experiences of women without framing them solely through the lens of Eve's curse.

2026-09-13 14:57:05 UTC

GM
https://youtu.be/ww9484EM2OQ
https://blossom.primal.net/23e9107c01fd8e5b896ac20087708f9c1ff5e89757f42148556b514b1c4fc81f.jpg

2026-09-13 13:48:48 UTC

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Do I? I don’t know Mahdood.

2026-09-13 13:26:10 UTC

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Don’t tell anyone but I’ve actually never hit anyone.

2026-09-13 05:59:03 UTC

I’m staying at a hotel with a spa because I need massages and facials and to be delivered dinners for a few days. I’m sounding vain now but a group of guys drinking (by the way drunk people are sloppy and ugly sorry I don’t make the rules) ask me to come party with them. This can’t work. I think we need to implement charm schools again. Is that a thing anywhere? I sound like a fucking boomer GN frfr.

2026-09-13 05:44:32 UTC

Wow I opened Nostr and not one notification that’s a stupid petty attack. Gold star for you Nostr. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
GN 🥰

2026-09-13 05:33:15 UTC

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You’re Drake now?

2026-09-12 17:18:35 UTC

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Yes I’m married now to Tesla guy.

2026-09-12 13:22:13 UTC

Yesterday I was just trying to pull out of a parking space and some asshole in a Tesla (it’s always the Teslas) was being very impatient for me to back out so he could park…and he keep creeping up and gave a little honk. I barely had enough space to back out but I know my car immaculately and quickly backed out within inches of his stupid car and he starts honking and pulled his phone out to take pictures. 😆
I didn’t hit his stupid car. I’m hotheaded and fed up so I pull out and let him pull in and impulsively jump out of my car and rush his door with my hands up yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?” (don’t worry this was a wasp, I wasn’t going to get shot, I was having my Michael Douglas Falling Down moment.
Now I was sweaty in my running clothes and I just picked up dinner. He started stuttering, staring at my tits and has the nerve to ask me my name. No hope.

2026-09-12 13:00:58 UTC

GM
My sleep was shit, the world is burning, and I guess I’m destined to grow old sitting on my porch looking at the ocean warning everyone to get off my lawn.
How to avoid being cynical…

2026-09-12 12:58:11 UTC

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Send halp.

2026-09-11 14:25:23 UTC

GM
In high school I used to do crazy things, reckless things…just to feel something. Maybe it’s because I had a traumatic beginning. I know I’m not the only one that has had very dramatic and traumatic experiences from a very young age (maybe I’ll get into that someday) but I know exactly no one that has had it quite like me.
Then at a very young age (college age) I became very serious. Like way more than my peers. I got married very young (I met my husband at 19 years old) and built a very stable life. I became an executive (the youngest by far at my firm) and managed thousands of people and built the business I was working for before they were acquired by larger company and taken public. I was chosen by my company and relocated to Texas from California and given a blank check (by myself) to fill an office building with the infrastructure to run the entire business in that state. A 20 story office building where the top floor was my office and hired every employee by myself including the entire management team (I was in my early 20’s.)
I never stopped to think this was unusual, I just kept going. Then at some point after being cheated on twice, I left everything. My house which by all accounts was a mansion full of fancy stuff, my life, with only a backpack. My husband was so controlling over me he never would have allowed me to leave. So I took the bare necessities in one backpack, drove to the airport, and bought a plane ticket in cash at the counter and flew back to my home in California where I piece by piece rebuilt my life from the ground up. That’s all for now. I’m not sure why I’m sharing this but you guys seem to like it when I share my candid truth. Let me know if you want to hear more.

2026-09-11 00:11:05 UTC

#runstr
https://blossom.primal.net/abb41888b907316959269479c7c36bfcdca8ad65cece32da5dd8750cd327032e.jpg

2026-09-10 16:34:45 UTC

- It’s not your job to humble me. I’m actually quite humble I try not to flex everything I have or display everything I’m involved in that might be used to impress others. I’m pretty restrained although I’ve also been pretty open.
- I’m a real woman, a mother, I have a career that I take pretty seriously.
- I’m middle aged (in my mid 40’s) so what.
I don’t need the passive aggressive or the straight aggressive insults (If you think you’re slick just know that I’ve seen the comments and the group slander and snickering. Whore, horny divorcee, statist, fake, AI, a man, a thousand other nasty insults and rude assumptions that have been hurled at me from every direction.) The most surprising was the reaction to recommending a book, my God makes me never want to do that again. Yes I saw it all. I don’t experience such hate in the real world.
There is no logical reason to tear down women. (Children murderers excluded go ahead and shoot those evil bitches in the head I have no sympathy/empathy for them. ) I’m generous with zaps, it’s a minuscule fraction of what I’ve been able to build and I was coming from the intention of supporting the growth of Nostr although I’ve been insulted for that too. Women are not all emotional basket cases and we’re not the enemy. We actually need more strength and support but I would never expect that from anon nsecs although it has gotten to me at times. I may shed a single tear and I kindly request that you do not play with me. I am always up for a debate but it seems a lot of you just want a sounding board and to posture as having some kind of importance to get attention for your empty brainwashed opinions.

2026-09-10 00:59:22 UTC

My son. My Nostr notes, I want at least one pic of him on here.
https://blossom.primal.net/e46802dd3596baf94b7cc1fec389703f4ca6016980419b98d1dde22140f9fe4f.jpg

2026-09-09 14:13:21 UTC

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Yes I know but it’s so widespread that I must refute it.

2026-09-09 13:53:16 UTC

I think that all woman that strip and show their ass in public should get 2 votes.

2026-09-09 13:45:39 UTC

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Oh my God it continues. These men are voting. 🤣🤣🤣
#nevent1q…uexs

2026-09-09 04:30:32 UTC

Nostr was fucking weird today. GN

2026-09-08 20:19:11 UTC

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Dropping this again, there seems to be some incels milling about.
#nevent1q…0jwq

2026-09-08 16:38:40 UTC

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To install grapheneOS #asknostr
#nevent1q…fqp3

2026-09-08 16:29:43 UTC

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The pixel 8 is sold out at every Best Buy within a 100 mile radius. Would the 10 suffice?

2026-09-08 15:02:35 UTC

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Sounds sexual.

2026-09-08 08:21:33 UTC

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Stop trying to ruin my reputation.

2026-09-08 06:46:09 UTC

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Oh hey Naruto. Are you a first time lurker? Your comment is not very helpful and if you’re looking to talk about ass you have the wrong girl. You have a good night now.

2026-09-08 03:33:38 UTC

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Oh he’s clever.

2026-09-08 02:41:20 UTC

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That sums up your average LLM.

2026-09-08 02:33:53 UTC

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Finding the answers to questions. It’s correct prompting in a way.

2026-09-08 02:30:01 UTC

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Holy shit I’m still in the midst. Being a former journalist was pretty good training I’m realizing.

2026-09-08 02:26:19 UTC

2026 bear market will go down in history for me for falling so hard down rabbit holes I’m surprised I still have all my limbs.

2026-09-07 21:18:42 UTC

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I successfully installed it and already bypassed defender. Then it was uninstalled and possibly swept I’m not sure yet. Hardening and isolating before I try again.

2026-09-07 17:37:31 UTC

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Down the rabbit hole I go. Again.

2026-09-07 17:00:23 UTC

I’m not trading a single sat for Monero but… I will accept Monero, my first XMR tip was the equivalent of 6000 sats.
I think I need an android to set up the payment rail properly but feel free to tip me here:
48m6s6R93vJfsY4ZFq6SF4XGyGpKYtSW2BuSK9yVk4epjNFSPC6BHBVAeH4cBV6HL3EEMgChTh5WDSLPeaXkyhyE8Vo3WCM
https://blossom.primal.net/d1499245f7c3aea8b184e096cf88948804010d21bbca617f5ffe39d00b3890ac.jpg

2026-09-07 16:34:18 UTC

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I guess I’m buying an android today just for Nostr so I can be a proper anarcho nerd.

2026-09-07 15:43:56 UTC

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I added the target wallet address in poster.place with a signer and I assumed that would do it. Thank you for walking me through this.

2026-09-07 15:33:16 UTC

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Didn’t

2026-09-07 15:33:09 UTC

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I don’t realize I needed to post from another client to have the payment target set up. I’m going to the lake will figure it out. Argh!

2026-09-07 15:11:27 UTC

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GM Friend 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/d70f8b335db03b7248eae62ffe5a79062164696c5189b8006546dab34fae7986.mp4

2026-09-07 14:52:25 UTC

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Did it work? Can you see that it’s linked?

2026-09-07 07:28:42 UTC

Trying to sleep but my head is all…
https://blossom.primal.net/5299ac7164ef0459e95d5f13ff899be758f6dffd35cf6e94369427b55ee31183.mov

2026-09-07 03:58:44 UTC

Crazy red sunset this evening. GN Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/ffe7578754d506a3ae37836db4c71f0fafc2bd333c01bb8cbffa495081a654b5.jpg

2026-09-06 23:35:54 UTC

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It is. This is a local magazine, I’m going to test drive it.

2026-09-06 23:33:44 UTC

You guys see the new Lambo?
https://blossom.primal.net/e6ccd14f581547b444b057a967441098da7d6489f02b687bedb012e5783b9e7d.jpg

2026-09-06 16:59:48 UTC

Finally had some time to look into it. The year is 2026 and Yrmom opened a Monero node and wallet.
Bitcoin is still King but someone send me some Monero, I want to play with my new toy:
48m6s6R93vJfsY4ZFq6SF4XGyGpKYtSW2BuSK9yVk4epjNFSPC6BHBVAeH4cBV6HL3EEMgChTh5WDSLPeaXkyhyE8Vo3WCM

2026-09-06 02:25:27 UTC

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Girth

2026-09-05 18:08:52 UTC

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I’ve hesitated posting the final product on this job because there is a lesson for me. The first picture was my vision incorporating what the client wanted and the video is the final product delivered sent to me from the jobsite.
The reason it doesn’t match is client interference. The client kept interfering and insisting on his own way (the color) so he got what he wanted and I’m not totally happy with the result but it was his fountain so be it.
I think I’m going to amend my contracts moving forward that my vision goes or I’m not involved. I don’t like being involved in projects that I’m disappointed with the final result even if it wasn’t my choices that made it that way. I’m probably being too hard on myself here.
https://blossom.primal.net/a74b88642acd3dccfe0ac43bb679dad43142f765e887f0d4181189c3135543af.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ccc295ff74d5f6a81ef6e6ee963c91f1bda8a77b62f7014b9162f9351462706f.mov
#nevent1q…u9hg

2026-09-05 16:12:34 UTC

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No I want a house! Can you imagine? We’ve evolved haven’t we?

2026-09-05 16:07:29 UTC

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Yes of course but people live in houses. We can’t all be feral woodland creatures.

2026-09-05 16:02:17 UTC

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Yes in a way I hadn’t considered before.

2026-09-05 15:55:23 UTC

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So cool. Check this out. I didn’t build this one but it’s from a client’s home. Their manicured pond cleans and feeds their pool.
https://blossom.primal.net/71ef81f483bc7159ac07e4f95a0bdea35c98eddfdb2e7c5b1e850eca0d1beae6.jpg

2026-09-05 04:50:29 UTC

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Do I need a monero wallet now? Fuck you for even making me think this thought.

2026-09-05 01:50:12 UTC

Down the hatch.
https://blossom.primal.net/cdce1e2c3756e776f74685a07cae08046e24f10aac64253b4deb5b3e6f7d11d0.mp4

2026-09-04 15:12:12 UTC

GM 🤘🏼
https://blossom.primal.net/77794c0ebfdb59ef413fdfff6ce04906221ee3fe12c8a47e0910d7aab966ab55.mp4

2026-09-03 23:10:28 UTC

Gas pedal
https://youtu.be/r1dquH_KOQc?is=sCyBfk1tItNA5WaB

2026-09-03 22:48:48 UTC

https://youtu.be/1WH-IxThsF4?is=3eH31O0TBKaeVEMF

2026-09-03 17:57:03 UTC

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Just say valid.

2026-09-03 17:48:59 UTC

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Delicious! A ripe guava is one of my favorites. 😋

2026-09-03 11:54:02 UTC

GM
You beat 250,000,000 competitors in your father’s sperm before you even took your first breath. Now have a good day you fucking winner.

2026-09-03 00:00:16 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/0a0ac0e1f6256093e0cc5c9ad40d451526f2378a405e4fdb6ebb076c866e8fcf.mov

2026-09-02 17:10:26 UTC

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Ohhh a trophy. ✨🤣

2026-09-02 16:16:24 UTC

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Kill dozer🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/331ecaef3c7560dd356c4cd7b22e4faecb3514f45225bc88731e34c835d18e12.jpg
#nevent1q…dy4x

2026-09-02 15:51:42 UTC

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There are higher purposes than what Greene proposes.

2026-09-02 15:42:43 UTC

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I don’t operate from Robert Greene.

2026-09-02 14:52:21 UTC

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That just proves those using the “power laws” are evil bastards.

2026-09-02 14:31:52 UTC

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Who runs their collections?

2026-09-01 23:44:01 UTC

Somebody zap me. Reasons.

2026-09-01 23:42:59 UTC

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WTF? Oh UTXO is clearly gay.

2026-09-01 18:01:28 UTC

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It is if you were all in.

2026-09-01 17:06:07 UTC

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That’s Marie Antoinette who was blamed for everything and then had her head cut off.

2026-09-01 15:06:33 UTC

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Yes lest we forget.
https://blossom.primal.net/f8444601ef91f6dab0c038135cf74bf9bcb1ee5c5de7e86d0b1f047d24129624.jpg

2026-09-01 15:03:59 UTC

Your Queen declares capitulation into Monero to be the FUD Dujour. Carry on.

2026-09-01 14:28:08 UTC

I’ve been reading Plato’s The Republic and I had my LLM help me figure out why it’s being compared to Christianity:
The Tripartite Soul
Plato mirrored his ideal city within the individual human psyche, dividing the soul into three competing parts: Reason, Spirit (emotion/courage), and Appetite (basic biological desires).
A just, healthy, and happy individual is one whose Reason, supported by Spirit, successfully governs the Appetites.

2026-09-01 13:21:05 UTC

GM
Morning musings. The most cringe love story I could think of is where two people re-parent eachother. Fucking heal and then come together and build something new.
Is earth a prison planet?
That pretty much covers it, carry on.

2026-09-01 05:54:00 UTC

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Doubt it.

2026-09-01 05:16:26 UTC

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I’m not killing anything if I can help it.

2026-09-01 04:42:34 UTC

GN Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/6b50db45ee6d6a21ea51088a7e5753cbc68d7591989541a5bfb2d5697d008969.jpg

2026-09-01 02:30:59 UTC

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It is highly illegal to sell homegrown weed from California to Missouri.

2026-09-01 02:04:07 UTC

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What state?

2026-09-01 01:32:47 UTC

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Nice try fed.

2026-08-31 23:42:06 UTC

Getting sunshine.
https://blossom.primal.net/3f59ae3bafd58596568eeef7e4f0b7555cf3a2e07c48dd888b538a676db3e378.jpg

2026-08-31 23:04:22 UTC

Live footage of me taking care of my cannabis plant. Who wants some?
https://blossom.primal.net/86d4a1255d583b3a9c080643f82c9a001e43b821b32aacc67e2c07182992418b.mov

2026-08-31 22:34:04 UTC

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Luckily I live in a state that’s it’s legal to kill a bear on your property that is an imminent threat.

2026-08-31 19:22:18 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2124bd30ad30e4e3b7c1e3ec9271cda8cfea515a2fcdc89dbd88a57bd2697ed3.jpg

2026-08-31 18:39:55 UTC

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Fucking LOL 🤣