BlueWizard

How does that even work? Isn’t that going to create a bunch of unspendable dust and increase the UTXO set?
Why would onchain small zaps be a win over lightning small zaps?

2026-05-15 03:27:14 UTC

I stink we live in a stimulation.

2026-05-13 01:14:45 UTC

BLOODFEAST 2028!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/e33e3ecd2f245e3fa8c10cc6219947842585ee58c76316766711bee8f0823c69.jpg

2026-05-09 14:44:27 UTC

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Freedom money gonna freedom money, stonks gonna stonk
https://blossom.primal.net/2ba7814362053d0a5de019387b076c0de907e750d1945c0875e6504257ccd192.jpg

2026-05-09 14:42:48 UTC

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The way I see it, and anybody else who has looked at it for long enough, is IF IT CAN BE EXPLOITED IT WILL BE.
https://blossom.primal.net/b191c44d2d020dea65602be5f9b4577b4cad7855cbc23793b128516912688ce0.gif

2026-05-08 04:07:45 UTC

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What’s your secret sauce man? How do you come up with this shit? 👀😂

2026-05-07 22:36:49 UTC

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You have triggered @nprofile…pa2h

2026-05-07 22:35:36 UTC

man made _______ ______ my _____________.
https://blossom.primal.net/ae221bf3e2de51ebe0cfc418f9a5096e68ba499ab146cd1b71d3bc163479b5e2.jpg

2026-05-07 01:39:32 UTC

Acquisition. Not accuse-ition.
Sorry man. You’re making my ears bleed.
[That’s me, the retarded poor correcting @nprofile…dxny]
https://blossom.primal.net/d60682bc54edd49a41809f95639bd58c476caf7d47518c435d607e7aaec20814.jpg

2026-05-03 19:26:41 UTC

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I see it!
Mine is
cabbage fabric ignore ketchup nature keen quiz walk yellow page hammer nasty
How did you know that!?

2026-05-03 11:25:22 UTC

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I came out of school with $9k in debt and increased my earning power like mad.
That was a great decision for me.
Underwater basket weaving? Not so much.
The moral of the story is be intentional about what you choose to spend your education money and time pursuing.

2026-05-02 20:21:04 UTC

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Ser, this is a Wendy’s
https://blossom.primal.net/da5e0b8223f3e409be712ad5ff3b78c865f94be99cf3041a6e80d4c1ca361cb6.gif

2026-05-02 20:18:26 UTC

How much for 151.87150847 MOL of Pentane please?

2026-05-02 04:09:21 UTC

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Ponder the combustions

2026-05-01 13:40:34 UTC

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Reality man. It’ll get ya
https://blossom.primal.net/c643f973f58d988523ce7fb1e2e1a0978ca70800531af89561433980a370fa2d.gif

2026-04-29 01:17:50 UTC

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Your cameras are bullshit and you can stick them right up your asses.
https://blossom.primal.net/63c665bc95d0e8b12539a1a49d9ec827569d6f85d8c31b2dc1da5e520f0c99b8.jpg

2026-04-28 18:03:07 UTC

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You should flip right out about it. Aim to get forcibly removed while ranting like a loon. Identify as pissed off.

2026-04-27 14:06:27 UTC

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Fuck shitcoins and fuck shitcoiners
#nevent1q…5zln

2026-04-26 10:42:10 UTC

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I mean
#nevent1q…uerj

2026-04-25 23:18:30 UTC

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It makes sense to me. Mics for micrograms so migs for milligrams.
You have to also say kigs too now though.
Just don’t do that for nanograms.

2026-04-23 20:49:33 UTC

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💯🤝🏼
I do miss it.

2026-04-23 18:46:38 UTC

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Please explain how nicotine “destroys heavy metal.”
I will wait.

2026-04-23 14:27:10 UTC

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Nicotine itself is the cause of gum recession and tooth loss.
Nicotine acts as a vasoconstrictor, narrowing blood vessels and reducing oxygen flow to the gums, which hampers tissue healing.

2026-04-22 21:14:56 UTC

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Shits great but I quit cold turkey after 6 months of 6 mg Zyn.
Receding gums and tooth loss are the end result of these.
I used to think they were mostly harmless.

2026-04-22 19:55:00 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ba7acfc7926a8e52b818d08a32e298e4dbac9e8a0320817bbda3a0cec538650e.jpg

2026-04-22 17:26:32 UTC

GIVE UP THE SPIRIT
https://blossom.primal.net/d7c546843b5b17d123b942680f03c6b87a6bce85efe8733556a6260c8687f203.jpg

2026-04-22 11:55:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e53b4d443a52168081f83c6015ab15d730efadd86aa52bc198af72a3bfbd9ce8.gif

2026-04-21 21:06:40 UTC

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Getting cancer and dumber with each bite never tasted so good.
#nevent1q…fc9l

2026-04-19 20:39:02 UTC

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Can you ____ __ ______?
#nevent1q…nq29

2026-04-19 19:59:31 UTC

Come on, let’s go there

2026-04-19 16:28:19 UTC

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Picks nose and stares digital energyly
https://blossom.primal.net/38018fc3c013a107d8ad54ec542466443e253736528e29683838920894f74907.jpg

2026-04-19 16:17:19 UTC

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Don’t overthink it. There’s too many other important things to think about.
Have a chuckle and move on with your day.
https://blossom.primal.net/a434d6cd40a325ea43dc7f02b6ef45f1693cc20c7908068bd502544397b1fb1f.gif

2026-04-19 16:09:32 UTC

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Because it’s not called a siderun. It’s a sidewalk.
https://blossom.primal.net/62c61eb74e01a3920539ab95e485b30c8fa6a89e059d5687f09400aa3506cb7e.gif

2026-04-19 10:37:19 UTC

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GM
https://blossom.primal.net/059a83316fee55f35ec7578040c80cec75f885b588e5544abf3bb9144a311279.jpg
#nevent1q…er6w

2026-04-13 17:15:54 UTC

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This shit is bananas.
https://blossom.primal.net/5ee4072d402cb4ff323571e3e4ad9e13cfb45b6df0d12927d144fa7bc24bc6e0.png

2026-04-10 13:45:32 UTC

Q’apla, GM, and GFY
https://blossom.primal.net/8786b445461205f2480bdf51c717e94312e2e5ed5a6b4714047b47e4f7d1a7c0.jpg

2026-04-08 11:30:41 UTC

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Praying for all four of you. B well.
https://blossom.primal.net/10fd7d09208cc53ee47afaf9bdd37c6f711b71f3f0252433d4a85fcb83cba96b.png

2026-04-02 17:16:08 UTC

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Shabby ass stealth wealth for life
https://blossom.primal.net/eaad7584ae47f60bf296484748d0ea4823a1052907878bd35a8dd87668bcb9b3.jpg

2026-04-02 14:57:25 UTC

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Fashion is feminine. There I said it. Nice black Birkenstocks. Done.

2026-03-29 17:09:56 UTC

None of you remember the old video game called, “JOUST” and it shows.
https://blossom.primal.net/dd660b19bfb655bc9fe18f9740e48c93a466b8dc0d38c59a6a16cb77b722acd3.jpg

2026-03-26 11:51:33 UTC

The eFfiCiEnT mArKeT
https://blossom.primal.net/07e2be6abd6685f08a26e234031da1d434c10dc2a17996ec843ea90396a9e4f2.jpg

2026-03-26 03:23:35 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/61d83756dd8881f0f3180d2a43ef7e983f1720cf58b5ddcbab1fc2ae41461940.jpg

2026-03-25 13:30:33 UTC

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Srsly 😑

2026-03-25 01:36:38 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4374feb2bfb5c125c6365d3267970ac2809a939fe2907d485d64d2c00f42b39a.jpg

2026-03-25 01:15:24 UTC

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For the authentic Bitcoin pleb in YOU!
🖕🏼😂
#nevent1q…tzyw

2026-03-24 20:08:40 UTC

NOSTRL
https://blossom.primal.net/68042a86a5c37c35b034aa4a6c99927abeb4aa3d92ac97c7fbdfd3d15c57e480.jpg

2026-03-24 13:44:11 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6a17d23bed85a6f757562c3cf4bb23f2f2fab8634274b17d459d8daf0952ea44.jpg
#nevent1q…tk5h

2026-03-23 17:34:17 UTC

New species identified.
Carstenus bankfraudulii
https://blossom.primal.net/d7dd65d3ed64048372d505ed3fe518d1f40f046756ff70afd3e99eefd7ce815d.jpg

2026-03-23 16:08:51 UTC

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Vote HARDER retard “plebs”
#nevent1q…fnfl

2026-03-23 14:49:35 UTC

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GM
https://blossom.primal.net/2cd8f6284195e0625bc8c41c89196c912dd3c8c2d1efaafc0d244f4c69833b7d.gif

2026-03-23 02:09:56 UTC

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Central bankers feasting on you too eh? This fucker was on me for 3 days and became fully engorged and now I have Carstenitis.
https://blossom.primal.net/61eb54f457dd86e6637aa38166f884bc49499596dde8a12c1297d9d9adca6853.jpg

2026-03-22 18:54:02 UTC

Don’t forget to vote in the influencer circle jerk off.

2026-03-22 16:47:12 UTC

I don’t know about you but I absolutely LOVE the flavor of Arsenic in all this nutritious and delicious candy.
https://blossom.primal.net/7034cd89ae08247e438298bde19c6b1e8b7fcc29d6e135d1ef07a6e692b479be.jpg

2026-03-22 14:09:01 UTC

Operation Epstein Forget is coming along marvelously.
https://blossom.primal.net/ecfa0e3f7078c1b832d95a9b78d59aed245545445cffaedc74dc62c6deff8f04.gif

2026-03-21 17:15:55 UTC

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10 sat discount for early subscribers
#nevent1q…7v3j

2026-03-21 16:38:01 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5b62bc3ecbfa64b7c6492b7651634527475647144dd330f20f85e78ddb18dd0b.jpg

2026-03-21 01:33:04 UTC

I’m starting a new business. 947 sats per cheese slice mailed first class letter. Be among the first to participate in this Bitcoin circular economy. Reply with your full name and home address. Orders go out next Wednesday.
https://blossom.primal.net/88362ec27ba08fa2909ee7ce00675bef9dfabf9e558bc3b2b4deb124fab6a0d6.jpg

2026-03-19 18:35:04 UTC

Game of the year
https://blossom.primal.net/b9199a90ed1224a384333086eb9f811b5fa470d5484f49c76ab31ccedf9a9f98.jpg

2026-03-18 21:54:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/764f39656088ec0f643629bf631cf1fa197c0feca004164aab8972437332aed0.jpg

2026-03-18 13:36:29 UTC

What do you call it when you get yourself addicted to 6mg Zyn for 6 months straight just to feel the thrill of quitting cold turkey?

2026-03-18 11:35:42 UTC

Oil shokz
https://blossom.primal.net/6d5f437462ec5d02797d26388448e0a4b1f36b02ed75719feed7f18addcb4ca2.jpg

2026-03-18 03:01:12 UTC

Primal 3 you say?
https://blossom.primal.net/a009a927edbcf0ef02af6874de31158873fb5bc30fba717571eda8c2f29dc88c.mov

2026-03-18 01:24:41 UTC

nucleobased
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41550-026-02791-z

2026-03-17 20:48:02 UTC

There will be no WW3.
We have abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

2026-03-17 17:53:47 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/dcbde440e47c86a791774e64bdd415e60ea922ef1fcd547bf21977ee11f5a053.jpg

2026-03-16 23:00:48 UTC

tAkE tHe oRanGe piLL nOw or tHe OraNge sUpPosiToRy LaTeR
https://blossom.primal.net/70e6f421ccfe726ae4dda853cbaa70d90ec1e4d062ccd1b9a512866df109d6c6.jpg

2026-03-16 19:45:27 UTC

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Be happy.
#nevent1q…y76n

2026-03-16 17:35:28 UTC

The strait is open for business
https://blossom.primal.net/06a4f2cc7fe37d5e0d7797198d7955e866f4f0b3928c2dd413b0f02eec638281.jpg

2026-03-16 16:23:00 UTC

Vooooootteee haaaaaaarrrrrddeeeerrr next time idiota.
https://blossom.primal.net/94df630722abbea26b32843f16a84831e5c9716ae120a7a793df859a358844da.jpg

2026-03-16 15:43:38 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/4916240c9e09c4bbbf5f1dc6540a57fe6c0a2346d31fa055361ef2e42f25e0b1.jpg

2026-03-15 23:25:34 UTC

Any word on Preston?

2026-03-15 21:58:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d768e074d6ad11c1eba87613c368ee97002be39268c6ceb9be1a924abf0f943e.jpg

2026-03-15 17:02:56 UTC

https://www.newsweek.com/david-sacks-trump-administration-israel-nuclear-escalation-iran-war-11678063

2026-03-15 14:53:21 UTC

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1% better every day.
#nevent1q…44k2

2026-03-14 20:06:05 UTC

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Kicking ass m8 but I shan’t be doxing my face. Good luck my guy

2026-03-14 19:03:02 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3b4d420723efbae199a03f21a3cebb936f8306f896c4b213b02ce85692aba648.jpg

2026-03-14 17:57:06 UTC

They are going to have to print so much fucking money

2026-03-14 17:40:07 UTC

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Strange indeed. #nevent1q…h2cs

2026-03-14 17:38:54 UTC

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Scattered?
I like mine scattered, smothered, and capped.

2026-03-14 17:23:36 UTC

Grandma’s going to be eating cat food this winter instead of staying warm.

2026-03-14 15:28:22 UTC

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Boomers hide heads in
sand. Not knowing or caring
Time is up old folks

2026-03-14 14:22:06 UTC

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#nevent1q…t833

2026-03-14 13:43:39 UTC

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Starting to think this war is intended to decimate the US.

2026-03-13 18:27:22 UTC

🕰️⛓️
•1.00000000 - Full Whaletard
•0.10000000 - DeciWhale
•0.01000000 - CentiWhale
•0.00100000 - MilliWhale
•0.00010000 - MicroWhale
•0.00001000 - NanoWhale
•0.00000100 - PicoWhale
•0.00000010 - FemtoWhale
•0.00000001 - Satoshi Whale

2026-03-13 16:20:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/a57c1d7ec011d6c39fa12bc5a58c0e30dd164ec811d6e5bda03393a72a3cd669.jpg

2026-03-13 15:26:48 UTC

Avoid at all costs
https://blossom.primal.net/9cc1cd98b5ace17af2bb267721e9f2cfcbc618bced951ecc7f0bfce28fd815e9.jpg

2026-03-13 14:52:43 UTC

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On the daily
#nevent1q…l0tj

2026-03-13 14:01:20 UTC

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Food trilemma
#nevent1q…a2nv

2026-03-13 11:10:00 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/2079451921b15addae671632d5a03a38dbbe696e2bf2309dbc924d7a3c8789fe.gif

2026-03-12 19:13:02 UTC

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What! No shitter phone? That shit is bananas.
https://blossom.primal.net/5ee4072d402cb4ff323571e3e4ad9e13cfb45b6df0d12927d144fa7bc24bc6e0.png

2026-03-12 16:48:50 UTC

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Nothing stops this train. -L. Alden
#nevent1q…qep6

2026-03-11 21:01:19 UTC

Ooh that ten year is creepin’ up

2026-03-11 19:20:47 UTC

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One note per NSEC
#nevent1q…wawy

2026-03-11 19:19:59 UTC

One note per NPUB

2026-03-11 16:45:40 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7f79299ba14eab2a442916d8951691afc5cac5a202b1b1cf40f9d99179604196.jpg

2026-03-11 16:23:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/37c2a7fc6a0a7db13706fb5de233bbfe3ae5b7aff9ef7e791931ce0dc16d6475.jpg
#nevent1q…kcyq