Ostrich McLinux

Date an attractive Hispanic woman that speaks Spanish as her first language. Have her teach you Spanish by only speaking it to you with no English.
You'll learn how to master non verbal communication and become closer together. As struggle as you learn to communicate your desires. It will allow you to never forget your experiences. You will also begin form a bond that has the potential to last a lifetime.
Either that, or try out duolingo. That shit it pretty sweet and free too.

2024-09-05 00:10:25 UTC

Should I invest my time and energy into solely creating and selling AI artwork that depicts my wild imagination?
I need a new career. I'm starting my professional life over from scratch.
Speaking into the void called Nostr hoping for some kind souls to help guide me towards my new path. Are you out there?
I seek true career satisfaction, professionalism, and happiness. Any positive meaningful advice and conversations on this subject matter are most welcome.

2024-09-05 00:03:32 UTC

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That's why in parenting there are no negotiations with tantrumists.

2024-09-05 00:00:10 UTC

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This is fucking insulting.
I trust these dudes way more than the fact checkers.
Much better reputation for honesty, integrity, and practicing pure science too.

2024-09-04 23:58:25 UTC

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Must really suck when you wipe your ass after taking a shit with those dagger fingers. Not being careful must hurt like a bitch.

2024-09-04 23:45:36 UTC

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Does he realize he is cleaning that dudes ass and hands with the shitty water he just helped to create?

2024-09-04 23:43:52 UTC

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Trying to relax. Feeling a little stressed. Tried to do some AI image generation, but I fear the service I am using is over allocating their system resources. For sometimes that shit refuses to work at all and it just wastes my money instead.
Other than that just working on myself. Trying to get my life together. While surviving in this crazy clown world we now live in. Hoping for positive meaningful change soon.
How about you?

2024-09-04 23:39:48 UTC

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The other way around.

2024-09-04 23:33:58 UTC

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I've never used that term as a euphemism for my penis, but sure. I guess it works.
All I need to do is say abracadabra while using my magic wand with a women then voila!
Out pops a baby 9 months later and the magic of life begins.

2024-09-04 22:42:08 UTC

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At least he'll be dying to a beat everyone can groove and dance to.

2024-09-04 22:35:02 UTC

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You can tell this dude is really trying his hardest and praying that quality assurance failed at their jobs.

2024-09-04 22:20:13 UTC

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Just no.

2024-09-04 22:14:45 UTC

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That's gotta be one cancer ridden room from all the cell phones.

2024-09-04 22:05:20 UTC

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Some assembly required.

2024-09-04 22:04:24 UTC

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I'm calling it. This movie will be so bad that after it's release. The popularity of the video game will nosedive.

2024-09-04 18:39:51 UTC

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It's not?

2024-09-04 17:58:08 UTC

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The bigger the pot the bigger the yield. Still looks early enough where it wouldn't be too much of a shock if you were to transplant now. Some extra water and a foiler feeding would help the transition.
Do what you feel is right. Good luck with your grow.

2024-09-04 17:46:41 UTC

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It's not too late. Put it in a bigger pot. 25 to 50 gallon if outdoors.

2024-09-04 17:25:18 UTC

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The people who shop at these stores are more often than not some of the most polite law abiding citizens you will ever meet. Even if the store owner is a dick. All they would do is tow your car righteously. Not come out guns blazing to make your vehicle into Swiss cheese.
Don't fear the citizens who will protect your life in an emergency situation. We are here to protect each other from danger and defend the innocent from evil people who would do us all harm.
We also just like to have fun and better our abilities through shooting competitions. While putting food on the table for our families when we need to eat.
Keep an open mind. So that way you don't limit your own perspectives on how other people choose to live their lives lawfully.

2024-09-04 16:23:42 UTC

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Only if their wife's boyfriend and his gimp say it's OK. Only then with written permission that's notarized by a local transgender liberal arts professor.

2024-09-04 15:52:26 UTC

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I'm too fucking old.

2024-09-04 15:51:15 UTC

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His name is Chuck. Don't bother trying to contact him though. He doesn't give a fuck.

2024-09-04 15:45:09 UTC

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Yeah, definitely need more context. Completely lost here.

2024-09-04 15:43:48 UTC

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How do you known he is a grown man? Doesn't look like he has any testicles based on that shirt.

2024-09-04 15:40:00 UTC

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Why, what happened?

2024-09-04 15:37:28 UTC

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This car is going to brick itself. Good news is that if you buy the dip you can afford a new one soon.

2024-09-04 15:35:08 UTC

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Based on how exactly she got her 15 minutes of fame. I'm sure she could keep milking it as long and hard as she wants to.

2024-09-04 15:31:40 UTC

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Been there.

2024-09-04 15:29:37 UTC

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I dunno. This has to be fake news. Pretty sure that there has never been a dip in sales. Their thin mints are way too good.

2024-09-04 15:24:56 UTC

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Holy fuck. Is this real?!? I can't fucking tell anymore.

2024-09-04 15:21:59 UTC

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Get some chickens.

2024-09-04 15:20:14 UTC

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Gm. Just had some RSO for breakfast and gummies for lunch myself.

2024-09-04 11:34:00 UTC

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Keep telling yourself that. The party that thinks men can have babies and puts tampons in men's rooms. Are the ones calling him weird and that he is getting weirder.
The irony is palpable.

2024-09-04 11:25:24 UTC

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Who does?

2024-09-04 10:52:02 UTC

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People were stupid enough to believe this line in real life. That's the scary part.