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Me gusta la cumbia y los gatos

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2024-10-16 19:08:32 UTC

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@npub1aet…uf5f No, people with the guns actually care about seacows
Manatees and the law
Manatees are protected by the Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972, the Endangered Species Act of 1973, and the Florida Manatee Sanctuary Act of 1978. It is illegal to feed, harass, harm, pursue, hunt, shoot, wound, kill, annoy, or molest manatees.
The state of Florida has also established regulatory speed zones to protect the manatee and its habitat. The zones are located where manatees live or travel regularly or seasonally.
Anyone convicted of violating state law faces maximum fines of $500 and/or imprisonment of up to 60 days. Conviction for violating federal protection laws is punishable by fines up to $100,000 and/or one year in prison.

2024-10-06 17:24:33 UTC

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@npub10m7…a88s @npub17rr…7wsy @npub1k0h…xygc @npub1lhh…adds @npub1rjh…uefa @npub1mzt…hazn
If you mix with the natives you make hitler cry.
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2024-09-11 16:45:31 UTC

Uhoh, AOC did 9/11
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2024-09-11 13:29:57 UTC

Haitians after eating every outdoor cat in their metropolitan area.
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2024-09-03 18:44:29 UTC

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@npub193a…z6ex
She just wanted to tap some brown ass 😭
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2024-09-02 20:08:03 UTC

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@npub1msm…0dqu
Hollywood is like Chinese real estate. The purpose is to consume resources that enrich a small minority regardless of utility.
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2024-09-02 15:47:32 UTC

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@npub1aet…uf5f
What do you call mpox in tha hood?
Just pox :tyronelaugh:

2024-08-18 20:12:44 UTC

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@npub18c2…d9lw @npub1c66…tduv
You guys are getting paid to shit post?

2024-08-14 12:15:48 UTC

Good Morning
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https://media.parcero.bond/media/f4655bf9f78070dedd11cd953eb2056e12400f6e512696db1498994496509398.mp3

2024-08-10 02:31:02 UTC

https://inv.dembased.xyz/watch?v=EGEMVo3uNBE

2024-08-07 02:19:50 UTC

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@npub16pa…sxgh
Half of spw is in love with her too. The other half are trannies.
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2024-08-07 00:52:44 UTC

Jolyne
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2024-08-06 13:54:40 UTC

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@npub19f5…f9vd
tried a few times lol. no biggie if it doesnt work. i'm watching regardless.
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2024-08-05 22:47:58 UTC

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@npub1vrs…mm0v
You must fall under the trannies
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2024-08-05 18:44:27 UTC

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@npub1lar…q5vr
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2024-08-05 14:47:20 UTC

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@npub1a5u…4kfh
Oh look, another lgbt mastodon server.
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2024-08-03 04:03:46 UTC

Deadpool and Wolverine could be circumcised and still have a foreskin.
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2024-08-03 03:04:23 UTC

Nothing ever happens
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2024-08-03 00:37:50 UTC

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@npub1aw7…y56h
>>>Nothing ever happens
...when I hit the caps lock. Sorry chat having a keyboard moment, nvm.

2024-08-02 23:38:34 UTC

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2024-08-02 22:46:43 UTC

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@npub1utk…yzsa
Yeah, but the Livestream sucks. It's a beaver clickbait. Half of fedi is watching.

2024-08-02 22:28:35 UTC

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@npub1qh0…xeda
https://media.parcero.bond/media/37fc80cc8a8641afd2b4cc8817da0efbbb8af8cc2afbb5e23217eaef483a13d5.mp4

2024-08-01 17:32:03 UTC

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@npub10vn…wfy0
That's the same woman? 🤯

2024-08-01 13:41:17 UTC

She named them Olga and Nat, no cap.
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2024-08-01 13:01:14 UTC

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@npub1utk…yzsa
The only cure for these women is physical abuse from minorities and illegals. It breaks their minds.

2024-08-01 11:56:56 UTC

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@npub1rpp…8evf
How far along are you in HRT?

2024-07-31 22:38:56 UTC

@npub16d6…mxq7
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2024-07-31 22:32:34 UTC

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@npub1qy3…0mgq
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2024-07-31 22:09:41 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1aay…lxte
She was in that old movie about aliens.

2024-07-31 21:23:16 UTC

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@npub1aay…lxte
https://media.parcero.bond/media/a109fba17d62f7e791f15fd1e2dd98e16247b5f57f9b9662e9bf87c3c2bef5c3.mp4

2024-07-31 19:33:25 UTC

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@npub1mzt…hazn
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2024-07-31 17:10:27 UTC

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@npub1c66…tduv
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2024-07-31 01:54:20 UTC

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@npub1wcf…equk
Tony right now
https://media.parcero.bond/media/b0af64d1bf87b346a08037dd37ee54d0a5f1e435cf8bd41a520b84a1b34e3e9f.jpeg

2024-07-30 14:30:15 UTC

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@npub1glu…d3sz
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2024-07-29 23:57:17 UTC

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@npub1k6x…vnye
:omg:

2024-07-29 15:04:14 UTC

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@npub12hn…jefx
https://media.parcero.bond/media/639579d71a9541d5093d61ac9238e1fcb0272ace79db23a27e8877d06b43e317.mp3

2024-07-29 12:32:12 UTC

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@npub1fzn…tde7
Boo hoo nigger

2024-07-28 22:16:15 UTC

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@npub12hn…jefx
I hope her heart stops beating while she's stuffing herself with baguettes.

2024-07-28 13:40:40 UTC

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@npub12hn…jefx
"We voted for the rich to get tax increases not us, why is everything getting so expensive?"
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2024-07-27 22:28:41 UTC

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@npub1wcf…equk
Time to make Tony suffer.
https://media.parcero.bond/media/b73039afb73ea5761978a1fd4a491ecfd70742be92d4e11736f9b146e46ff1d1.png

2024-07-27 22:25:31 UTC

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@npub1x70…cxkp
What about an obese elf? She's cute, don't lie.
https://media.parcero.bond/media/45164bd01d751f27faa5c0425789591f33b532cec6442369bd390980643d55d4.jpg

2024-07-26 14:54:35 UTC

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@npub178j…tqtd
This is eye opening, reminds me of a Lionel Ritchie song.
🎶 I just called to say... 🎶
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2024-07-26 14:13:35 UTC

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@npub18xe…6pcl
No, I'm serious. Same with Boeing issues.
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2024-07-25 20:28:08 UTC

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@npub1msm…0dqu
I tuned in to that bald fuck only one time just because the ncd fed was on it and in the 5 minutes I watched he was shilling that hunter biden needed to be pardoned. I hope the cartel makes a video of them dismembering him with a chainsaw some day.

2024-07-25 12:11:01 UTC

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@npub1fh6…zu76
It's hot in the middle of summer and sea levels haven't changed in hundreds of years....intradesting.
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2024-07-24 21:43:36 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy
It works like Medusa, it only takes seeing it for a second.

2024-07-24 21:18:49 UTC

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@npub1daa…7te3
https://media.parcero.bond/media/72256535c599ed2094a51788f2c25e8a925d7c69c9d6859031b2be71d6d1a50f.webp

2024-07-24 13:41:02 UTC

:soy: Look ma! It's wolverine from the x-men movies.
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2024-07-24 00:52:25 UTC

Possible new home improvement project? Satire only.
https://media.parcero.bond/media/12904024843a5a27345dac87f7083f1e5291cd666cf12e48153cf1677875f873.mp4

2024-07-24 00:06:22 UTC

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@npub1lw8…8pw8 @npub167x…ml9g
I wanna see the front of that cortana controller

2024-07-23 17:24:07 UTC

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@npub156h…zws3
Is this a euphemism for pajeets?

2024-07-23 15:11:33 UTC

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@npub1xza…veu8
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2024-07-23 14:54:27 UTC

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@npub1xar…xpkd
He's a homo for not forcibly taking Frieren instead of simping his entire life.

2024-07-22 19:19:22 UTC

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1jlw…tt4c
Can't find them, i don't remember the troons name. I think he's mexican or larping as a mexican which is just as bad.

2024-07-22 12:51:00 UTC

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2024-07-22 12:28:07 UTC

Gato caballero
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2024-07-21 12:49:39 UTC

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@npub1fr8…lmwg
17 years, 363 days old to be exact.

2024-07-21 00:00:37 UTC

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@npub1sqg…cafp
Oh shit, cortana!

2024-07-20 16:01:15 UTC

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@npub10m7…a88s
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2024-07-19 23:13:55 UTC

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@npub1lw8…8pw8
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2024-07-19 12:50:39 UTC

The crowdstrike jews have ruined my friday
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2024-07-18 03:34:02 UTC

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@eleanorofs.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Why am I seeing mongoloid looking foids from blue sky now? Is this a parody account?
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2024-07-17 22:56:43 UTC

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@npub1zkv…7uy9
This is outstanding

2024-07-17 12:27:16 UTC

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@npub1h4y…4srl
Hurr Durr, the hrt is addling your brain troon.
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2024-07-16 21:53:22 UTC

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@npub1khq…6n2t
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2024-07-14 04:37:58 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1gl2…06hc
Or worse
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2024-07-02 00:17:52 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn
Air fry chicken is delicious
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2024-06-22 02:10:58 UTC

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@npub1wcf…equk
Oh no! Have you ever done anything like this?
https://media.parcero.bond/media/5bb6d6f326597c5b3dd9c0fe7f9ec4e86856d97cd60f4e98917de0071db5d7b2.jpg

2024-06-13 14:18:38 UTC

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@npub1gke…3xp3
You aren't getting 9% raises every year? 😏

2024-06-05 14:20:05 UTC

@npub1glu…d3sz
Those are "love handles" and it's kinda hot, she even looks like a young AOC.
#note140x…l2fy

2024-06-04 00:13:10 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59
Don't knock the crickets if you've never tried them.
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2024-05-31 03:08:34 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59
Not this shit again

2024-05-29 16:00:33 UTC

https://www.themeateater.com/wild-and-whole/learn-cooking-technique/everything-you-need-to-know-about-salt-curing-meat

2024-05-24 17:49:54 UTC

Batarians are the niggers of the Mass Effect universe. They are ugly, violent brutes that don't fit in with the rest of civilization. There are multiple times in the series where you have a decision to make whether to spare Batarians or not but if you do it's always the wrong choice that gets many others killed. You'll never see such comparisons in video games anymore.
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2024-05-24 17:19:17 UTC

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@npub1dzx…ea5g
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2024-05-24 15:59:23 UTC

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@npub1062…krak
We hate you too pendeja :gigachad:

2024-05-24 15:51:07 UTC

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@npub1msm…0dqu
Oh look a cafe
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2024-05-24 15:32:21 UTC

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@npub12hn…jefx
Pyrrhic victory

2024-05-24 12:29:36 UTC

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@npub1ntu…nuyq
Similar meaning to sehnsucht.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZHxomhwzg

2024-05-24 12:24:55 UTC

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@npub1c66…tduv
This speaks more negatively about horse face Julia Roberts than Joe Biden.

2024-05-24 12:23:41 UTC

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@npub1gke…3xp3
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2024-05-24 04:47:33 UTC

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2024-05-18 22:26:28 UTC

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2024-05-16 21:10:39 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1er0…py3m
What's good fellow niggers?
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2024-05-13 01:13:03 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1ywc…dack
She's fatmaxxing Tyrone pilled.

2024-05-12 02:49:17 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn
I feel you, I don't distro hop too much but it's easy to let fads and tech news influence your next distro. Find something stable that does what you need and ignore the estrogen pilled. Windows isn't immune either, it's pajeetware now.

2024-05-12 02:35:11 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn
The HRT side effects are peaking
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2024-05-12 00:23:18 UTC

The father went out for a pack of menthols and never came back.
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2024-05-09 16:34:52 UTC

Holocaust deniers are more annoying than flatearthers.
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2024-05-09 14:12:36 UTC

She literally just drained me and now she's playing vidya games.
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2024-05-08 21:24:50 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1akk…83fw
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2024-05-07 23:26:30 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn
Do you allow blacks?

2024-05-05 16:48:52 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59
He's such a fraud, like this pic is fake af.
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2024-05-05 14:06:47 UTC

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@npub1xe5…xg59
Mollusk is a scam artist. Cyrax has better morals

2024-04-30 14:13:52 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn
Crypto jews and their dirty tricks

2024-04-28 03:21:11 UTC

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@npub1a8p…2ncx @npub106d…3m89
In Soviet Russia you're the fed!

2024-04-28 03:19:59 UTC

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@npub106d…3m89
Very homosexual behavior!

2024-04-27 01:09:08 UTC

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@npub1yrf…n8p0
Cállate negro

2024-04-23 12:36:55 UTC

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@npub12z8…9zmx
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2024-04-23 04:03:26 UTC

This is unacceptable behavior. She needs to dress more modestly.
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