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pretty sure it's not over yet. We'll do the tabulation when it is ;)
But yeah, if it was all done right now, the US would be on the losing end, big time.

2026-04-08 14:28:40 UTC

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dude, if it was putting a spin on something I'd have the same reaction - they spin shit all the time. But we're talking reporting a fact here, not presenting an interpretation of a fact. I have yet to see the AP going bonkers on that one.

2026-04-08 12:39:28 UTC

My trusty bug store sent me a pet snail and a kilo of snail chow as a gift with the last order. Cool of them, I guess. I mean, not that I ever wanted a pet snail, but it's the thought that counts, no? 🤣
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2026-04-08 12:20:22 UTC

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well, damn! That's even worse than I imagined. You see the regular traffic trough the straight of Hormuz before the war thing was 140-ish ships per day. Not even square one situation!

2026-04-08 11:52:36 UTC

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I'd say.... Yes and no. I mean, in today's political climate and with the POTUS that's not 100% sociopath, yeah, you could say Iran VAS the upper hand because subduing Iran would take more conventional forces than the US is willing to commit.
But on the other hand, what Trump said about sending Iran back to the stone age within 4 hours wasn't technically wrong.If you drop the nuclear option taboo, the us can absolutely do that without even making a dent in it's stockpile

2026-04-08 11:34:41 UTC

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yeah, same here. Especially given the apparent mismatch between the English version of the agreement and the Farsi version of the agreement. I mean, they did agree, alright, but on different fuckin' things 🤣

2026-04-08 11:30:07 UTC

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man, I wish I could say you are right, but sadly, tHe way I see it, Trump's doing victory laps over his own quitting. If what I'm getting from the associated press is true (and I have no reason to think they'd be lying), we're literally back to square one. Look at this, my man.
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2026-04-08 08:38:26 UTC

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well, that's what you get when you play into the delusions of a nutjob instead of treating the nutjob. Seems kinda obvious, doesn't it.

2026-04-07 23:07:19 UTC

No more fireworks?! Boooooo!
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2026-04-07 18:29:59 UTC

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if some sand monkeys gotta burn so I can have affordable gas, that's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Fuck them bacon deniers!

2026-04-07 18:24:32 UTC

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everything's possible in the People's Republic of Canuckistan

2026-04-07 18:18:36 UTC

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well, he's Canadian so euthanasia is always an option

2026-04-07 18:12:10 UTC

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gotta thin out their numbers so they don't starve. It's environmentalism, really.
https://youtu.be/RRxIJAsxH9M

2026-04-07 14:38:43 UTC

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I stopped at a gas station today before I started bitching. Gotta be close enuf

2026-04-07 14:31:34 UTC

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I went one step further and installed front earth magnets. Because, ya know, it's the future

2026-04-07 13:59:53 UTC

Hey guys, what's that TeumpRx thing? It's like, TrumpBama Care? 🤔

2026-04-07 12:31:58 UTC

Wut? There's gonna be nukin'? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Holy shit the man confuses the crap out of me
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2026-04-07 11:22:51 UTC

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pretty sure my sex options got severely limited when I got hitched, but maybe I just did it wrong 🤔🤣

2026-04-07 10:28:03 UTC

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yeah, but nah. I mean, that's effin nasty. Worse than having your toilet paper pre-smeared with shit!

2026-04-07 10:08:03 UTC

Fuck Proton, go purelymail (https://purelymail.com/). Seriously. 10 bucks a year, unlimited mailboxes, you can use your own domains (also unlimited) and it works great. The website and their webmail thing is pretty darn spartan, but you'll be using an email client anyway, so what do you care. Just saying, folks.

2026-04-07 09:59:24 UTC

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that shiet looks Soviet yo!

2026-04-07 07:01:46 UTC

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yeah.... I mean we're talking like 10 tons of the stuff - not exactly something that a special forces team can stick in their pockets and carry out

2026-04-07 06:33:16 UTC

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yeah, man, they have kosher vaccines. You know, shellfish and bacon free and shit

2026-04-06 21:01:37 UTC

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pretty sure they didn't. But then, for the first 60 days they don't need to, which means that if Trump wants to go ballistic, he kinda needs to hurry.

2026-04-06 19:49:36 UTC

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I gotta play me some lord of destruction. It's been a minute... 🤣

2026-04-06 19:45:01 UTC

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It's a sign! Maybe that's why Trump's all, like, allahu akbar lately 🤔🤣

2026-04-06 19:42:37 UTC

You guys think Trump will start carpet bombing Iran back to the stone age tomorrow like he promised? 🤔

2026-04-06 10:14:57 UTC

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why? They're amusing little sociopaths 🤣

2026-04-06 09:13:19 UTC

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till you get yourself a few jack Russell terriers. But of course jack Russell terriers love hunting chickens too, so you gotta really train them lol

2026-04-06 07:22:11 UTC

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I know I'm nitpicking here, but technically, the US isn't at war with anyone. In fact the US hasn't been at war with any country since the end of the WW2. You see, here's the catch: according to the US Constitution, only congress can declare wars and that hasn't happened since 1942 😉

2026-04-05 10:56:59 UTC

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well, she's basically, like, we don't move to America because it's a better country and then she starts a speech how America is a better country, so.... 🤣

2026-04-05 08:41:27 UTC

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in my experience there are two types of Hitler people: the kids who are trying to look edgy, not unlike the Che Guevara kids, and the people who know jack shit and actually believe the man actually achieved / could have achieved something.
Which one are you, I wonder 🤔

2026-04-05 08:30:29 UTC

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you'd give up bacon? What are you, a fuckin' semite? GTFO! 😜🤣

2026-04-05 07:08:23 UTC

<<The largest programming community on Reddit just banned all content related to AI LLMs — r/programming is prioritizing only high-quality discussions about AI>>
How to go all "they took our jobs" without saying "they took our jobs" lol
Jesus Christ what a bunch of commie gaywadas!
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/the-largest-programming-community-on-reddit-just-banned-all-content-related-to-ai-llms-r-programming-is-prioritizing-only-high-quality-discussions-about-ai

2026-04-05 07:01:04 UTC

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honestly, I'd have a hard time deciding if bacon denying heathens were my only options, but I'd probably lean twords the the kike option. I mean, I'd totally have a blast living among them sand monkeys, but I kina prefer having a blast when I decide to have a blast, not when they feel like going Allahu Akbar, so there's that lol

2026-04-04 12:47:57 UTC

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I'm still kinda trying to figure out what's the deal with the painted eggs hiding bunny 🤔🤣

2026-04-04 12:30:38 UTC

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check out Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth at its peak. And Don even get me started on the Rome and Mongolia ;)
But let's not get too nostalgic here lol
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2026-04-04 12:07:01 UTC

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fuck yeah!

2026-04-04 12:06:08 UTC

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well, those are actually sort of hybrids. The tracks are powered with electric motors. The engine only powers the place and the alternator. You can drive it for a while on a battery alone.
And yes, I'm totally certifiable lol

2026-04-04 11:57:07 UTC

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have you considered those chinese lawnmowing tank things? You can often get them for less than 1000 bucks and they're super easy to hack into because they almost always use off the shelf RC systems. You replace the receiver with Pi or esp32 or whatever you're cool working with and there you have it ;)
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2026-04-04 09:25:45 UTC

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I wouldn't say it's bullshit. I'd say it's open to interpretation.
The real question is what would you do as the commander in chief of the US armed forces. Basically you'd have two choices: you could try to eliminate Iran's capability to become a real threat to the US in the future, or you could assume that Iranian authorities are just yapping. Either way you'd gamble because you're not a mind-reader

2026-04-04 09:20:58 UTC

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this is one interpretation. Not that it's completely wrong, but it's not the only logical interpretation of the Iran's position. You can just as well say that since Iranian parliament keeps yelling "death to America" while the country keeps improving its missile capabilities, a preemptive strike is 100% justified, and you wouldn't be wrong either.

2026-04-02 11:15:16 UTC

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well, that's probably true, but that was their choice as well. Nobody forced them to accept EU "subsidies" and even now, they can technically say "fuck y'all, you're not getting a penny from us" and the EU wouldn't do jack shit. The only thing the EU can do in practice is to bar them from trade with the EU - that's literally all

2026-04-02 10:46:33 UTC

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government spending for ya right there.

2026-04-02 10:38:29 UTC

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Romania will pay up because Romania's gay, not because they're being forced to pay. I mean, who will force them to pay up?

2026-04-01 20:56:51 UTC

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humans can't get trough the center of the van Allen belts during maximum activity without significantly increasing their cancer risk, sure. But then, humans never did that, even assuming that the Apollo program wasn't a scam, so there's that.

2026-04-01 20:53:56 UTC

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what's the product? I can't be bothered with the youtubez right now

2026-04-01 20:08:47 UTC

Totally adds up lol
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2026-04-01 19:48:18 UTC

Somebody might want to tell Iran that they have new president and regime, because they're clearly not aware 🤣
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2026-04-01 19:31:16 UTC

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dunno. But they're all wearing diapers

2026-04-01 19:30:00 UTC

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hmmmmm.....
A black guy - check
A lesbian (I bet) - check
Can't see any blue hair though. Progress? 🤔🤣
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2026-04-01 08:44:22 UTC

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it's not even surprising at this point. Them Ukrainians keep flinging drones at the port in St Petersburg since like forever. I bet ya they have some small ships in the east of the Baltic and since their drones are Jerry rigged garage builds, they'll be going off course. In fact, I'm surprised we don't hear more about incidents like that.

2026-04-01 07:03:43 UTC

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well, if that is the case (I'm not saying it is or isn't), I'm thinking that them Israelis could have went that path already. Here's how you do that in a matter of months: get them Pakistanis to help Iranians make up a few nukes, you provoke the Iranian into nuking tel a Viv and you're golden. The US would absolutely glass Iran for that and the war would be over in no time.
You see, I don't think them kikes are willing to actually sacrifice for the cause that much.

2026-04-01 06:57:53 UTC

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see you out there in the desert, my man. Because ya know, gas still isn't expensive enough here in the EU, so I guess I'll go do something about it. Trump will lead us to whatever the victory means today 😉

2026-04-01 06:53:10 UTC

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I'm kinda thinking it's all about Trump's ego at this point. The way things are going, I don't think even Israel will gain anything out of that

2026-03-31 09:20:38 UTC

<<EU approves Italy’s €6bn subsidy scheme for renewable and biomass-based hydrogen>>
Why is this bullshit still a thing? I mean, c'mon!
https://www.hydrogeninsight.com/policy/eu-approves-italy-s-6bn-subsidy-scheme-for-renewable-and-biomass-based-hydrogen/2-1-1967929

2026-03-30 11:29:00 UTC

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and sushi, sure. But do they grow potatoes? ;)

2026-03-30 11:26:10 UTC

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yeah, well, I have yet to see a robot that will do laundry, let alone doing shit like growing crops ;)

2026-03-30 11:22:14 UTC

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nonsense. But to clarify, I'm not saying those fucks don't have evil self-serving intentions - they absolutely do. But even them aren't retarded enough to think that you can let the rural food-producing areas starve will work out well, so there's that.

2026-03-30 10:54:56 UTC

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prolly because it's legitimately hilarious lol.
And BTW, did you know that a gray wolf and a poodle are technically the same species? 😉

2026-03-30 10:46:55 UTC

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be friendly with people they said... 🤣
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2026-03-30 10:15:12 UTC

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brilliant! Just gotta add some bacon to make sure no goddamn kike/sand monkey thinks it's for them! 🤣

2026-03-29 20:01:01 UTC

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psychopathy is a very broad term. You're probably thinking about the actually violent types, and those not necessarily are narcissists. But they are almost universally hyper intelligent.

2026-03-29 11:15:16 UTC

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well, he's a known narcissist and everyone knows that, so it's hardly a news, methinks ;)

2026-03-29 09:36:49 UTC

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prolly some sort of ongoing air operations. Helsinki is pissing distance from Petersburg so watching out for drones and shit does make sense since them Ukrainians keep flinging stuff at the Ruskies.

2026-03-29 08:32:33 UTC

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what does "right" mean? Let's start there lol

2026-03-29 08:28:18 UTC

I started fucking around with OpenClaw this Sunday morning. Kinda cool thing, I can't say I dislike it so far. Wonder how long till it fucks my mini server up so bad that I'll need to reinstall everything from scratch lol

2026-03-28 20:12:47 UTC

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I actually saw a study like that once, and yeah, it would be waaaaay less. Israel is so tiny that you basically nuke 4-5 cities and it's effectively gone. But still, having them sand monkeys having control over the straight is an issue, Israel or no Israel.

2026-03-28 20:02:27 UTC

I was brainstorming the Hormuz issue with Grok, and I think we have a solution lol
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/308/580/749/756/501/original/c9790fd122f183cb.png

2026-03-28 19:34:06 UTC

Bout time goddammit!
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2026-03-28 19:29:37 UTC

Brilliant plan innit lol
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2026-03-28 19:04:35 UTC

This gotta be market manipulation of some kind. I mean, c'mon. How do you have the oil price go down every time when it hits 100-ish USD while the global supply stays lower than the global demand? 🤔
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2026-03-28 17:27:10 UTC

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I don't know if you can call it a split, but there definitely are divisions over the Iran thing. I personally know "maga" people who are hating on Trump and the part of MAGA that's, like, "fuck yeah, bomb them sand monkeys till democracy improves", so there's that

2026-03-28 09:59:55 UTC

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oh c'mon. I totally laugh every time someone says "nigger" or "faggot" and the liberals go ballistic! 😂

2026-03-28 09:52:30 UTC

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not really. If you were to cut a slice of a redwood trunk of that size, it would be in pieces by the time it was dry enough to do anything with it. Unless you have a way to somehow replace the water with epoxy or something in real time... 🤔🤔🤔

2026-03-28 09:08:28 UTC

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for what it's worth, taxes aren't much lower here in Italy and public services suck just as bad. But then again, we can own guns, so there's that 😂

2026-03-28 08:57:25 UTC

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on the other hand, given the taxes you Brits pay, you'd kinda expect dogshit scooping personnel on every corner, no? 🤔😂

2026-03-25 12:40:30 UTC

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yeah, but just wait till the Ukraine shitshow ends. They'll probably have, like, 4 needy chicks for every man! 😂

2026-03-25 09:45:21 UTC

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oh I'm sure they're prepared for that the best they can be. I mean, fuck, i would be if I was on their place - just make sense. But then again, unless you're China or MAYBE Russia, there's no such thing as being really prepared for the onslaught the US war machine can unleash nowadays. That's just cold reality, man. In the end of the day, if the US really goes there, the only thing that will possibly win it for Iran will be US command stupidity or the lack of political will

2026-03-25 09:19:49 UTC

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well, yeah, large part of the Iranian side of the straight is mountains, but it's not exactly Alps or Himalayas, so if the US were to really commit forces to take that bitch it would probably be doable even if real costly. And it would sort of make sense too. But the island which is basically a man trap for the airborne infantry you could possibly drop there unless you can park a bunch of destroyers around it and keep the supply lines open.... I just don't get it, man.

2026-03-25 09:07:29 UTC

Hey does anyone have a theory why Trump's so obsessed (or at least seems to be, based on what the US military does) with the Kharg island? I mean, you can't possibly hold it even if you'll take it without taking the straight of Hormuz, and if you hold the straight you don't even need the island to control Iran's oil exports. What is the logic there? 🤔

2026-03-24 19:34:13 UTC

Gotta have this keyboard if you ever use SSH on your android device. Seriously
https://github.com/Julow/Unexpected-Keyboard

2026-03-24 13:09:02 UTC

Little guy went hypoxic because he was in this shipping box for like a month (I'm guessing), but it's alive and kicking now, so all's good in the end. Not that anyone cares, of course lol
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2026-03-24 10:38:54 UTC

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well, clearly, assuming they're actually talking to someone, it's some sort of random representative. But then, by this definition, I could be talking to AOC and call it negotiations between Patrickistan and the US ;)

2026-03-24 10:33:59 UTC

Hey, wait a minute. If the US obliterated the Iranian authorities and all, and yet, witkoff is negotiating with Iran... Is witkoff some sort of necromancer? Do the negotiations involve a Ouija board? 🤔🤔🤔

2026-03-24 08:47:21 UTC

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to preserve your rights you gotta have rights in the first place. Just saying, my man, just saying

2026-03-23 12:33:44 UTC

Hey if the US military pretty much obliterated the Iranian authorities and all, you know, as Trump keeps claiming, whom exactly is the witkoff guy negotiating with over there? Seriously. I'm confused here

2026-03-23 12:12:37 UTC

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yeah, that would totally make sense if the Iranian regime was composed of normal people who think like you or me. But that quite simply isn't the case. You see, whatever the collective west does, if the regime prevails, they'll call it a victory and it will only straighten their position in the long run. As much as it pains me to say this, the "let's find a middle ground" approach has exactly 0% chance of working for us here.

2026-03-23 12:04:21 UTC

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I can't stress enough how much I hope you're right here because, ya know, my interest totally aligns with that of the US and I actually like the guy, but if we're talking honestly here, I really don't see it right now. You see, I'm always trying to be a pragmatist (even though I sometimes fail, but that's a different story) and from a pragmatic point of view..... Ya know.

2026-03-23 11:44:22 UTC

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I can tell you right now what will happen: your tongue will be died blue for a while and you'll be constipated for a day or two. That's pretty much it. Worth the money?.... Dunno. Blu berries taste good though ;)

2026-03-23 11:31:36 UTC

Trump's a funny guy and I don't dislike him at all, but he's a fuckin' retard. Should be pretty darn clear by now. I mean, c'mon! Witkoff, the dude negotiating with Russia told him stuff so it must be true?! Jesus tap-dancing christ!
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2026-03-23 10:39:07 UTC

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it's the same answer anywhere: too fuckin' many

2026-03-23 10:27:29 UTC

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yeah, but here's the thing: the IQ score is defined as a scale where 100 is the median/average. You literally can't have "average score of whatever" there. It just doesn't make logical sense, my man.

2026-03-22 10:19:11 UTC

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looks good!

2026-03-22 09:23:21 UTC

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well, the UK has 225 nukes out of which 120 are ready to launch. Should be enough to glass Iran, so technically... 😂