josebitcoiner
The Bitcoin Coffee Guy⚡️☕️

Nostr gives you free speech.
Bitcoin gives you free money.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️
gives you the real product
that unites both in the circular economy.
Talking is fine.
Spending sats on our own is better. #coffeechain https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/e75b372ce02d7efe6ba78d93678edcca5b5111efda52098faa714c414abbca44.gif

2026-08-24 03:10:09 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo

2026-08-24 03:09:52 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1qqq…3fwa

2026-08-22 18:28:36 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo

2026-08-22 18:28:24 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1dup…za0u

2026-08-15 17:25:40 UTC

There are bitcoiners who preach “stack sats”
and then buy everything in dollars.
That’s not maximalism.
That’s hypocrisy.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ accepts sats.
Use them or admit you’re just playing. #coffeechain https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/e75b372ce02d7efe6ba78d93678edcca5b5111efda52098faa714c414abbca44.gif

2026-08-14 20:16:54 UTC

Beans flying.
Bag calling.
#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ doesn’t pour…
it summons.
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
#coffeechain #plebchain https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/d1a5622de3cbbffe5ac071a831355d520da61a399a6fa7cfeebfbdf87df49fc1.mp4

2026-08-13 05:21:50 UTC

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I can sell you coffee for Monero. I have a Colombian friend who pays me in Monero. @nprofile…avy7 👀

2026-08-12 16:20:16 UTC

What’s your go-to coffee❓️👇🏻
☕ Café Americano
🥛 Cappuccino
🔥 Espresso
🧊 Cold Brew
Drop your favorite below and let’s settle this once and for all! #coffeechain https://npub1cxtzr09d9jw4qfscm7hjtf47pl0z80tnpegc38wgsvmkeywv5mzqe2d5cj.blossom.band/51be2555d64e8f280220f4ed6039a92dcd848fc48c613f5d0af08b487042cffa.mp4

2026-08-07 01:37:49 UTC

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LFGGGG

2026-08-06 02:09:47 UTC

#foodstr https://blossom.primal.net/fc5383d0abb5847b092e85cac7f4bddd656c571185a9607d4e630d8507df0463.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/5c62fd0d2d6de80f1867d592fff62ca14fb75505f552f65415d2477df7d7dc4c.jpg

2026-08-05 17:01:01 UTC

Stop talking about “supporting the circular economy.” 🛑
Do it.
Open Nostr or X,
search # https://blossom.primal.net/e194c1638ae1edf762ecd46c86accac9588fa7e72461178614cd17b43f5c2b01.jpg LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ 🔍
pay with sats ₿⚡️
and feel how the circle closes in your mouth. 😋
Everything else is just posturing. #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag

2026-08-04 21:48:36 UTC

Look at these coffee cherries from #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🍒
These bright, shiny red beauties are where it all begins:
💯% Colombian specialty coffee 🇨🇴 grown in the mountains of Antioquia (Santa Bárbara, at 1,750 m.a.s.l.), Castillo variety, washed process.
Hand-selected with all the care of the producers, ready to become that coffee with notes of panela, chocolate, juicy citric acidity and orange aftertaste that we love so much.
Lightning Koffee isn’t just coffee… it’s the bitcoiners’ coffee:
the first South American brand to truly commit to the circular economy with Bitcoin and the Lightning Network, paying fair prices to farmers and bringing specialty-quality coffee to the world. #coffeechain #plebchain https://blossom.primal.net/d6f4b9bb8460896da83dad19e96d8899d177f5f678fd2b3b15752cf05d00f6c1.jpg

2026-07-28 14:32:50 UTC

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LFGGGG broooo 😃☕️🧡

2026-07-26 01:10:21 UTC

These are the notifications I love to receive, Bitcoiners!!!
This is the result of my hard work and honesty—thank you for supporting Bitcoin’s circular economy.
LFGGGGGGGGGG 🤠🔥💪🏻 #coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/1f3bfa60f08899545ca783f750c17e4659b41c2837c3d430c73e1f1e5d18e4dd.jpg

2026-07-25 05:06:59 UTC

GN NOSTR!
https://blossom.primal.net/75e48d8e346358bd3b1e86cf0c617727f37b975948f5146ba242a2696b69bd0d.jpg

2026-07-23 19:04:45 UTC

Charge up your afternoon with a lightning bolt! ⚡☕
#LightningKoffee Cold Brew: ice-cold, bold, and clean energy that lifts you up with zero crash.
The perfect boost to power through the rest of your day.
Who’s in❓🔥
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #nostr #foodstr
https://lightningkoffee.io/products/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag?variant=54037760180534
https://blossom.primal.net/a7111bd412add1dd4c16dffb173953c8191fd0e8eb978fb0a8ec04e6d590527b.mp4

2026-07-22 16:52:11 UTC

🚀 Lightning-Fast Deal: 113K SATS = 3 BAGS of Lightning Koffee⚡️☕️
💯% Colombian Specialty Coffee 🇨🇴
Fresh, bold, and Bitcoin-powered.
✅ Shipping INCLUDED in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Zap this note to buy instantly
✅ DM your shipping address after zapping
Simple. Delicious. Lightning⚡️
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/5d39244e1b4afe4db5edf9845e7d6b8f76a4da72b3661c1149181e184b1f4bf0.jpg

2026-07-22 02:52:37 UTC

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Aglio in camicia.

2026-07-22 00:48:45 UTC

LA PASTA IN BIANCO!
#ASMR #FOODSTR
https://blossom.primal.net/7ebf8150cdff144db0d813a4502db3b69cdf068c0201cbbd2fd595268bd76668.mp4

2026-07-21 20:58:27 UTC

My pigs 🐖 🤠💪🏻🇨🇴
https://blossom.primal.net/3152283d1a656afc9d7c8f8582f49dbc502e472f4d007a61f20510e5cd6d7015.mp4

2026-07-18 18:35:29 UTC

#LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ is the only one that doesn't betray you like an exchange." 😉
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-07-18 16:02:35 UTC

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🤠💪🏻

2026-07-17 21:06:12 UTC

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Let's gooo 🤠

2026-07-17 03:56:15 UTC

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2026-07-14 16:31:51 UTC

GOOD MORNING PLEBS 😎
LFG 💪🏻🔥
STACK SATS ⚡️& BUY #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴
THE BEST COFFEE IN THE WORLD ✅️
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
https://lightningkoffee.io/products/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag?variant=54037760180534
https://blossom.primal.net/ca43b7e42d8e751c19454486a4888492dadda17d3a4e7bb098a60d64e7df27e9.jpg

2026-07-14 04:37:37 UTC

GN PLEBS!
https://blossom.primal.net/ac830b4bb2a05d01d8a5f0190a4fb25ba47bfcc0732758c9313f9dcd10636eda.jpg

2026-07-13 18:35:57 UTC

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Check @nprofile…s4h8 👀 is good
https://www.bitcoinbeans.co/products/el-clasico-x-lightning-koffee
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2026-07-11 21:48:37 UTC

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Ma tu parli italiano?

2026-07-11 21:07:16 UTC

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
115K SATS⚡️ FOR (3) THREE BAGS OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😉
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/09bd429ec150a7c78e8d26d523185fb76e5817353151c92b64e2023da605abb6.jpg

2026-07-11 21:00:04 UTC

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Let's gooo ⚡️☕️😃😃😃🔥👏🏻

2026-07-11 01:58:09 UTC

This penne pasta is super delicious 😋
✅️ Tuna
✅️ Butter
✅️ Grated lemon zest
✅️ Parmesan cheese
✅️ Olive oil
✅️ And a little bit of the pasta cooking water. #Foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/bc0dd3718470e0d28e44f63fe2a3d69a6d390d9d5d4703d9837adcf7da63bbe3.jpg
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2026-07-10 19:38:56 UTC

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Ma sei in ferie ?

2026-07-10 19:38:32 UTC

Hey Bitcoiners, how's it going❔️🤠
I have some good news for you—I now have fresh #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴 available in the United States. You can start shopping here now—remember, shipping is FREE. What are you waiting for❔️🛒🇺🇸👇🏻
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
https://lightningkoffee.io/products/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag?variant=54037760180534
https://blossom.primal.net/b093c33a34fbce73d29c027cdd4f36504f0d2f9187880fbb55a0e45098eee9a3.mp4

2026-07-10 18:05:44 UTC

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
47K SATS⚡️ FOR (1) A BAG OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😉
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/238c643326f48dfd2b52729d3fe30bb9fabe1f35f910848ec99237c352f20b3a.jpg

2026-07-10 17:41:35 UTC

2026-07-09 17:04:15 UTC

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BTCPay Server.

2026-07-08 21:08:52 UTC

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2026-06-30 14:36:57 UTC

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2026-06-11 02:47:33 UTC

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2026-06-11 02:47:21 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1654…2jaz

2026-06-08 20:37:11 UTC

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2026-06-05 16:47:49 UTC

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Lol

2026-06-05 16:47:28 UTC

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2026-06-04 15:57:48 UTC

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2026-06-04 15:57:29 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1nx5…jegq

2026-05-30 19:18:26 UTC

Hey Bitcoiners, what's up❔️ Here, we're going to make a delicious #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ using a French press. What are you waiting for to support Bitcoin's circular economy❔️ Did you know that shipping is FREE within the USA🇺🇸❔️🛒👇🏻
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
https://lightningkoffee.io/products/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag?variant=54037760180534
https://blossom.primal.net/bb2e1f1cc749b53ae038f4e6cf66404cc67da1d4c1b7b2337c7c0fd0e477cd2f.mp4

2026-05-28 04:10:23 UTC

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2026-05-28 04:09:48 UTC

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Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo Let's gooo #note1akf…aa3f

2026-05-22 23:21:08 UTC

🚨IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Hey Bitcoiners, I have some good news for you. My new website is now live at lightningkoffee.io and it’s ready for you to buy plenty of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴
The previous 👉🏻 .com website is no longer available. If you have any questions, feel free to send me a message. Thank you for all your support. 🛒🇺🇸👇🏻
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #foodstr
https://lightningkoffee.io/products/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag?variant=54037760180534
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2026-05-16 15:53:44 UTC

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Wow Let's gooo broooo ⚡️☕️🍫🧡🧡🔥

2026-05-15 21:59:23 UTC

Hey Bitcoiners, did you know that organic coffee is a SCAM❔️
I could tell you that my #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️ 🇨🇴 is organic just to sell the bag of coffee at a much higher price.
This is a funny, tongue-in-cheek video 😂🤣
#coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/4afcff8f5e90440523e38f37f4f8c408e30e392059dd3b1816c09b0cf777da80.mp4

2026-05-09 04:19:53 UTC

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2026-05-08 22:46:52 UTC

Starbucks or #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️🇨🇴❔️
Starbucks = 15-minute lines, overpriced drinks, and coffee that’s… just meh.
Lightning Koffee = real specialty beans, roasted fresh every day, bold flavor, and a price that doesn’t hurt.
Look, we bitcoiners already know this: why pay premium prices to a big corporation when you can support something real, fast, and sovereign?
Plus… we actually accept Lightning⚡️ So, what are you ordering today? #coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/38171a3c9b1b1485c06189934d922d4c976a199e50d1c9d9508f5ceb486ec46b.mp4

2026-05-08 05:04:29 UTC

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Give it a try—it's the best coffee in the world. Buy three bags of coffee and get free shipping within the USA 🇺🇸 LET'S GO!
#nevent1q…h5fj

2026-05-08 05:02:50 UTC

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Give it a try—it's the best coffee in the world. Buy three bags of coffee and get free shipping within the USA 🇺🇸

2026-05-07 15:52:14 UTC

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2026-05-07 15:52:01 UTC

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2026-05-06 23:49:51 UTC

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These are the fucking feedbacks that I like !
Enjoy your coffee bro 😎⚡️☕️🇨🇴🇺🇸
#coffeechain #plebchain #zapsnag
#nevent1q…68jt

2026-05-04 23:37:40 UTC

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I've been shipping coffee from Colombia to the U.S. for almost four years. And this is the first time this has happened to me. Lately, there have been tariffs in the U.S., and U.S. customs officials have been very hostile.
#nevent1q…rlqv

2026-05-04 21:36:58 UTC

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I don't know, did you buy me some coffee?

2026-05-04 18:34:20 UTC

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨
75K SATS⚡️ FOR (3) THREE BAG OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😎
THIS IS A BARGAIN 😲😲😲
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/09bd429ec150a7c78e8d26d523185fb76e5817353151c92b64e2023da605abb6.jpg
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2026-04-26 18:48:27 UTC

Wow 😎 this is incredible I basically made a soda using the whey from my milk kefir, and the experiment turned out really well.I can also pour the soda into my Lightning Cold Brew and it tastes super delicious with plenty of ice. So refreshing!
To start, I used the whey from my milk kefir, hibiscus leaves (Jamaica), added sugar, and let it ferment for 48 hours in a small airtight bottle. #coffeechain #plebchain #kefir #milk #soda #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/de8c84183af7c97dccd46a8c1377152f21a613fe8d646bb93011a4775e51b73a.mp4

2026-04-25 00:53:32 UTC

Devastante 🇮🇹
#foodstr #Nostr #pasta #Italia #Italy #plebchain
https://blossom.primal.net/549f55802430468a0a49ec9e924d9e64a0d4dbacef424df2a108416c9e3986c9.mp4

2026-04-15 20:26:33 UTC

🚨 SUPER #ZAPSNAG 🚨 😱
37K SATS⚡️ FOR (1) A BAG OF LIGHTNING KOFFEE ⚡️☕️ ZAP THIS NOTE TO PURCHASE 🛒
SHIPPING INCLUDED IN USA 🇺🇸
AND DM ME AN ADDRESS TO SHIP THEM TO. SIMPLE AND EASY 😎
💯% COLOMBIAN SPECIALTY COFFEE 🇨🇴
#Coffeechain #plebchain #Nostr #foodstr
https://blossom.primal.net/ad4112ebc8d5704a8aa72cd8198f18b5b85742eb31a3ddf0413bde405d759d98.jpg

2026-04-13 21:43:15 UTC

Who wants to enjoy a delicious cup of fresh coffee from the mountains ⛰️ of Colombia 🇨🇴❓️
Did you know that shipping is FREE in the USA 🇺🇸 when you buy 3 bags of #LightningKoffee ⚡️☕️❓️
What are you waiting for❓️ Support Bitcoin’s circular economy❕️🛒👇🏼
#coffeechain #plebchain #nostr #foodstr #zapsnag
https://lightningkoffee.com/producto/bitcoiner-coffee-340g-bag/
https://blossom.primal.net/2103f145b6bbf1eb7fd9c72acf4e339ce8f293f7318004e292971d2afe40550b.mp4

2026-04-12 01:25:56 UTC

I sell more coffee on Twitter than on Nostr lol 😅
#coffeechain #plebchain
https://blossom.primal.net/2befa7bb4c8fb5ccd59f16218d72326698d02dcc241ffa2efc86dd31344915e0.mp4

2026-04-10 16:18:26 UTC

GM Plebs 😎🔥 what's up?
#coffeechain #plebchain
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2026-04-07 21:21:37 UTC

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Yessir

2026-04-07 20:52:00 UTC

This is my everyday Bitcoin Day 🤑⚡️
#plebchain #coffeechain #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/d7db91f4a6c0ce153ff135d62a3820154094446e6b43642306cc607d7707fa08.jpg

2026-03-23 00:51:19 UTC

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Let's gooo 💯

2026-03-11 14:59:33 UTC

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Thanks brooooo you are very kind. 🧡⚡️☕️🇨🇴🇺🇸

2026-03-11 14:50:32 UTC

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Niceee brooo, Enjoy your coffee !!! ⚡️☕️🧡💯

2026-03-03 02:04:30 UTC

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Let's gooo ⚡️ ☕️ 🧡 thanks brooo